George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[MV/Liberace!]

MV, I couldn't download what you posted. I hope that it was a nude photograph of Fiona. I kid. Bra and panties would be just fine.

you mean you can't even SEE the picture i posted of her?

[Supernormal]

you mean you can't even SEE the picture i posted of her?

Only in my dreams. I have crappy software.

[Supernormal]

It never fails. Whitley mentioned human mutilations, something new to me, and Noory quickly changed the subject. How does he have such a "gift" or knack for derailing trains of thought? Do you think that he ruins conversations, with *new* information, on pupose?

[valdez]

     Memo to George in reference to this statement made to Whitley last night:

     "You know, with all that is going on, with the economy, with the oil spill, we can ill afford anything happening to the sun, creating havoc."

     George, my deep thinking, thought provoking, mind twisting in the wind, friend, there is never never ever a good time for the sun to create havoc.  Ever.  Allways gonna be bad.  Really bad.

[MV/Liberace!]

     Memo to George in reference to this statement made to Whitley last night:

     "You know, with all that is going on, with the economy, with the oil spill, we can ill afford anything happening to the sun, creating havoc."

     George, my deep thinking, thought provoking, mind twisting in the wind, friend, there is never never ever a good time for the sun to create havoc.  Ever.  Allways gonna be bad.  Really bad.

HAHA classic post.  +1.

[Pseudonaut]

Listening to George Noory "interview" Steve Quayle right now.


Remember when Art would actually slow down a guest so that you could digest what the fuck they were rambling about?   


Yeah... That was cool.

[MV/Liberace!]

Yeah... That was cool.

haha, sometimes the way people phrase things and arrange thoughts gets a big chuckle out of me.  this was one.  well done.

[saucy]

and please, let's not stone the messenger....I've obviously been stoned one too many times...right?
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[Everybody must get STONED!!]

[saucy]

oops! I don't think I did that quote right..errrr!

[MV/Liberace!]

oops! I don't think I did that quote right..errrr!

you need the opening

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[quote] tag at the beginning, and the closing at the end (which i do see there).

[valdez]

     I still don't get the numbers lady, but she harmless and makes the time go by quickly.  Psychic Joseph Jacobs seemed sincere and intuitive, but what gets me is that George never bothers to hold their feet to the fire.  What did they predict the last time they were on?  Did any of it occur?  Is keeping track of this too much to ask?  I suppose George is too busy coming up with great questions, like the one he asked Jacobs tonight:
     "Do you think they'll be any celebrations on New Years Day?"
     Huh?  Celebrations?  New Years Day?  Well, gee, George, my crystal ball is a little foggy on that one, you @#$% moron.  And then, right at the end of the night, George states that, "Art Bell will be hosting the show Friday into Saturday Night, so I guess..."  And I thought he was gonna say something like, "...I guess you'll be enjoy listening to the master," or, "...I guess those of you who have been missing Art will be in for a treat", or something along those lines.  No.  George continued with, "...so I guess that means it's time for UFO Phil."  And he plays the stupid song.  Amazing. 
     

[MV/Liberace!]

And then, right at the end of the night, George states that, "Art Bell will be hosting the show Friday into Saturday Night, so I guess..."  And I thought he was gonna say something like, "...I guess you'll be enjoy listening to the master," or, "...I guess those of you who have been missing Art will be in for a treat", or something along those lines.  No.  George continued with, "...so I guess that means it's time for UFO Phil."  And he plays the stupid song.  Amazing.     

douche chills.  wow.

[TeddyKGB]

What makes you think that? When all I hear from Republican arguments is Obama is a socialist and he's taking away our liberty. Where were all these people when Bush administration was actually systematically dismantling our civil liberties, and whenever someone questioned them, they'd be labeled as pinko-liberals who don't care about America's security. This is going off topic rant.

[saucy]

douche chills.  wow.

That's insane, Valdez!  How could you have ever survived live stoopidity that blatant and live to tell it?  You are stronger than I.

[Pirate King Atomsk]

God you all are ass-raped tools.

[saucy]

..or might we be the meek that shall inherit the EARTH, spaceman?  What planet r u from?

[Pirate King Atomsk]

Uranus.

[saucy]

and, what are YOU doing here your anus?

[Pirate King Atomsk]

Just late night drunk trollin'. I dont listen to the Noron's shitty show anymore.

[MV/Liberace!]

Where were all these people when Bush administration was actually systematically dismantling our civil liberties...

hey... i was at the front of the line complaining about bush.

[saucy]

Just late night drunk trollin'. I dont listen to the Noron's shitty show anymore.

Oh! I always have fun observing drunk people. It gives me a huge superiority complex!  Don't drink and drive now PKA.  I'll be your designated driver if you want.  S x

I like your slogan..get their money and (under no circumstances) don't give it back!

[unclejim]

I've posted this on the GNS thread at GLP twice, conservatives always get offended...please...I don't mean to imply that all conservatives are stupid, or evil, honest.  I am no longer going to respond to conservative trolls, either, except in the most vicious way I can think of, short of getting kicked off the board. BTW, I'm listening to the rerun of Art's Climate Change show, right now, and some teabagger called in and gave Art a bad time about how the Climate Change show is Republican Bashing! I wish, they deserve it.


I used to depend on Art and C2C. Those days are long gone. Ever since those idiots took over (they’re evil, not just stupid), it’s all bible, angels, 2012, creationism, anti-science and all kinds of the worst stupid feces. I can’t stand it any more. Besides all that, that syndicate runs on the most extreme right-wing radio stations, which run all those even more evil radio shows. There’s a big movement to boycott their big advertisers (Walmart cut them off already). I haven’t given up yet, COASTTOCOAST BELONGS TO US! Complain to your local stations and anybody who advertises on them! Here’s a cc of my email to “georgenoorysucks.com (For Sale)” (I wish I’d bought that domain name when it originally sold for five bucks). I also sent a copy to Art.

To the owner of “georgenoorysucks.com (For Sale)”:

Right On!

To understand how strongly I feel about this, you’ll need some background info.

First of all, I was born in Detroit, too.

I also lived in Dearborn Heights, and very probably went to the same Grade School and church as our friend George.

I was there when the Tigers won the series. I was there when Hoffa disappeared.

I started listening to Art when Ed Dames and whatshisname the backwards speech guy were regulars.

I heard the famous father whatshisname shows live! (Reissued on “bonus” CDs a few years ago.)

In the 90s, and being a big Art Bell fan, I actually visited Pahrump several times. (I worked at Stovepipe Wells for a while). Everywhere I went I asked “Does Art Bell shop here?” “Does Art Bell buy his gas here?” Nobody in Pahrump had ever even heard of Art Bell. Nowadays, everybody in Pahrump has heard of Art Bell. (By the way, I used to park my motorhome right on top of where they dug up the famous Las Vegas Mob treasure). Eventually, I even figured out where Art lives, without any help. I wish I would have had the nerve to talk to him, but I didn’t think it would be cool, Art likes and deserves his privacy.

I remember the bogus Art Bell “Scandals”.

I miss Art Bell, he was my best friend through many long, dark nights.

And then….And then….

It’s fine if it was time for Art to retire, but it SUCKS that Coast to Coast AM has been taken over by one of the nastiest Big Corporations there is, and they put a bunch of right-wing assholes (I do like George Knapp, he’s cool) on the air. But George Noory is an IDIOT. He’s so fucking gullible. He’s always pushing creationism, anti-science, anti-vaccination, all the worst stupid (even dangerous) shit. 99% of his guests are dangerous crackpots, 99% of the callers are assholes. The great guests Art used to have on the show have mostly, gradually, dropped out.

Anyway, I wish I had the dough to buy the “georgenoorysucks” domain. I could really do something with it, and I’m not talking about making money. It would just make me happy.

I hope you won’t sell “georgenoorysucks.com” to that evil fucking radio syndicate, or George, or Howard Stern, or something like that, because it would just disappear. I googled “George Noory Sucks” 4 or 5 years ago, and I laughed like hell. It still makes me happy.


Ha Ha Ha! Why bother? I'm gonna make this thread my homepage!

I haven't been on GLP for 6 months...I used to hang out on the other threads while listening to the show...but now I only listen when Art is on, so I no longer feel a need to screw with George and his fans!

BTW, some comments on recent posts in this thread:

L. M.-H. USED to be hot...10 or 15 years ago!

I've known it's all bullshit, all along...I still enjoy it, it's just a kind of science fiction. That's my biggest problem with George...I think he really believes his own stupid bullshit. (a-BEE-otic oil, my ass. Stupid fucker.)

About Art's climate change show...I was floored. I don't think even Art has EVER done a C2C show about something REAL, important and educational (for some of you, at least).

Climate change deniers: There are NO actually qualified deniers of Climate Change... only shills who are experts in the way "Dr." Laura is a Doctor (She's not). You're even more stupid than evolution deniers.

About Art's Books...I've read three of them, they are awful. (I liked the movie). I actually disagree with most of Art's opinions, but still like him as a radio host. I gotta say, though, that his books are almost unreadable.
(I wouldn't wipe my ass with one of George's books.)

Some members of my family, whom I respect, and love, are also conservatives. I mentioned my opinion that I think those hate-radio guys are evil only in the context that Noory, in his own stupid way, is almost as bad. George is just a tool (somebody else is pulling the strings). Although I suspect that many of George's fans are also Beck, Limberger, Savage and Palin fans, I didn't mean to imply that I think conservatives, in general, are evil. Sorry. It is cool that we can cross the aisle, united by our contempt for you know who.

It's just...I really do think that promoting psuedo-science as if it were as legitimate as The Scientific Method is evil. I think it's one of the major factors driving this country into the ground. At least Art, imho, never really completely bought into most of it (I think that's why Carl Sagan slammed everybody BUT Art in "Demon-Haunted World: Science As A Candle In The Dark", at least he never mentioned Art by name). And...and...when so many people hold so many false beliefs, and are so willing to believe such stupid nonsense...they are less and less able to tell right from wrong, and fact from fiction, and they become easy prey for demagogues like the hate-radio bunch. It is a well-known fact, btw, that the more education people have, the more liberal they are likely to be. If you want a conspiracy theory, try this: conservatives have conspired to deliberately destroy public education in the U.S. for that very reason. An ignorant, gullible population is a conservative population. Easily pliable, easily manipulated, easily enslaved. THAT'S why I hate George Noory.

And again, I DO NOT mean to imply that all conservatives are stupid, or evil.

[MV/Liberace!]

hi, unclejim.  let me start by saying, welcome to the forums.

it seems currently that a majority of this forum's users lean right of center.  it wasn't always that way, and it won't remain that way.  change is a constant around here. 

i find the recent departure of some of our more liberal members baffling because they were never censored or otherwise   discouraged from expressing opinions.  i think i can speak for everyone here when i say we enjoy debate, and would appreciate a wide variety of opinions on a range of topics.  hopefully your inaugural post will be the first of many, and i'd suggest that you bring some of your friends along.  i respect the fact that you appear eager to change the opinions of others rather than only associate with those who share your own.

[MV/Liberace!]

oh, and i must confess, if someone offered me $1,000,000 for the GeorgeNoorySucks.com domain, i'd probably consider selling.

i'm just putting that out there. planting seeds.  heh heh.

[EvB]

hi, unclejim.  let me start by saying, welcome to the forums.

it seems currently that a majority of this forum's users lean right of center.  it wasn't always that way, and it won't remain that way. 

Damn Skippy you tool of the MAN you!

[MV/Liberace!]

Damn Skippy you tool of the MAN you!

commie.

[MV/Liberace!]

i just noted that in the poll at the top of the page, a majority voted "no."

i saw that coming.

[valdez]

      John R. Lott on SCOTUS decision yesterday.  It is amazing that there are four justices that would abolish the right to bear arms.  Scary.  Jim Mars explains everything in his down home country style.  I'm looking forward to this new c2c website George keeps on talking about.  He says we will have the opportunity to vote on things.  Very interesting.  I'm sure it will somehow be rigged so as not to embarrass the Supreme Leader.

[unclejim]

Thanks man. I think I'm done with GLP. I just wasted hours fighting with some troll who (I think) was upset that I implied Noory was a right-wing tool. Then he posted a REALLY offensive (I think, to almost any reasonable person, and not directed at me, and I forgot to copy it) comment that was deleted almost instantly by either him or the mods. I promise not to bring that stuff over here. If I detect a storm brewing, I'm just gonna delete my post, and beg that you delete any quotes that escape. I may even delete or edit my first post, we'll see how it goes.

HaHaHa. If I had several million dollars, I might consider it. I can't blame you for mentioning it, but first you'll have to race me to ICANN, because I fully intend to scoop up "georgenoorysucks.xxx" ...OMG...   when they get that up, .com and everything else is just gonna fade away!

Anyway, here's an off-topic link (at least for this thread), I think you'll enjoy (based on your artwork). Although it's probably not new to you, maybe some others haven't seen it. Of course you may want to move it to an appropriate thread, I just wanted to include it in this post without duplicating it in another thread.

http://www.scroogle.org/th/thumbs.html

I'll be back soon with a gravitar (it's gonna be tough to come up with something cool enough)

keep up the good work

[MV/Liberace!]

HaHaHa. If I had several million dollars, I might consider it. I can't blame you for mentioning it, but first you'll have to race me to ICANN, because I fully intend to scoop up "georgenoorysucks.xxx" ...OMG...   when they get that up, .com and everything else is just gonna fade away!

supposedly, they're going to use the .xxx top level domain only for pornographic sites, and the anti-porn people are getting all excited about the prospect of easy porn filtering on the horizon.  they apparently don't understand that such filtering would only be viable if porn sites voluntarily use the .xxx TLD... and rest assured, porn sites won't restrict themselves to using .xxx it if doing so implies facilitation of the filtering of their content.  the only way it could work is if porn sites are forced by ICANN to use the .xxx TLD, and then we get into the whole hairy mess of determining what constitutes porn.  bleh.

Anyway, here's an off-topic link (at least for this thread), I think you'll enjoy (based on your artwork). Although it's probably not new to you, maybe some others haven't seen it. Of course you may want to move it to an appropriate thread, I just wanted to include it in this post without duplicating it in another thread.

http://www.scroogle.org/th/thumbs.html

CLASSIC!!!