George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Sybil]

it seems as if he sat down years ago and spent 20 minutes thinking up his routine, "let's see, angels, evil, 2012, pyramids, coincidences, ..." and never looked back
God only knows what the rest of his time is spent doing.

He thinks about "Flying Cars" and Tommy.

Strip Tease Tommy for George Noory

[MABUSE]

Did you make that gif?

Yes indeed my dear, it was my first quick effort at making one...back in April of 08....during one of my Friday Night Abisnthe benders....which explains the color and the shaky design...and oh so much more...

**M**

[PB the Deplorable]

Oh God...George is pissin' all up and down his leg sucking up to old broke Ed. Let's see if Ed asks him for some money.

Wait...FUCK...George just reminded Ed that a star his age just died..."We just lost another one Ed"...

The evil dumb cock sucker.

So George has a high bar to clear tonight - on the day Ed McMahon passes, he pulls out an old Coast recording of him (George) telling Ed about someone else dying.

Maybe he can pull out a Charlie's Angels tape of Farah getting shot at.  Something.

[Gumby, Dammit]

And she was okay with the cucumber and everything?  Did I hear that wrong?

Did she scream into the night until an ambulance came for her?  I guess I don't remember this one at all.

[MABUSE]

So George has a high bar to clear tonight - on the day Ed McMahon passes, he pulls out an old Coast recording of him (George) telling Ed about someone else dying.

Maybe he can pull out a Charlie's Angels tape of Farah getting shot at.  Something.

Or maybe a tape of he and the King of Pop swiggin' some "Jesus Juice" and trying on short pants or wrestling in the hyberbaric chamber...shudder

**M**

[Sybil]

Yes indeed my dear, it was my first quick effort at making one...back in April of 08....during one of my Friday Night Abisnthe benders....which explains the color and the shaky design...and oh so much more...

**M**

That thing was awesome!

[MABUSE]

That thing was awesome!

Coming from you darling that is HIGH praise indeed!  I presume you liked my Khalid Sheik bin Noory recently?

**M**

[Sybil]

He rivals bigfoot's bm's.

[Marc.Knight]

This forum is getting addictive.  Here I am in bed checking in with my iPhone.  (it is almost midnight here in South Florida).  I read somewhere that Art is on this Friday.  Maybe I am wrong.  Oh well, nite all.  (Sybil, it is a balmy 88 degrees here right now).  PW

[Gumby, Dammit]

This forum is getting addictive.  Here I am in bed checking in with my iPhone.  (it is almost midnight here in South Florida).  I read somewhere that Art is on this Friday.  Maybe I am wrong.  Oh well, nite all.  (Sybil, it is a balmy 88 degrees here right now).  PW

South Florida...I miss it...nite PW.

[MV/Liberace!]

Right before we all got banned over at Doglikeproductions, ads started showing up for "Ed Dames, Prophecies" - - - MIND BOGGLING.

REALLY!!!!???!!!!  holy fuck i had no idea of this.

[Sybil]

Coming from you darling that is HIGH praise indeed!  I presume you liked my Khalid Sheik bin Noory recently?

**M**

Oh yes! I thought for sure I responded to that pic!

And BTW, George got his results back from the doctor.

[MABUSE]

REALLY!!!!???!!!!  holy fuck i had no idea of this.

s'true, s'really really true! That place was REALLY starting to give me heebee jeebees on top of the jimjams, kinda like being wired up on pseudophededrine and espresso at a scientology convention.

**M**

[Sybil]

This forum is getting addictive.  Here I am in bed checking in with my iPhone.  (it is almost midnight here in South Florida).  I read somewhere that Art is on this Friday.  Maybe I am wrong.  Oh well, nite all.  (Sybil, it is a balmy 88 degrees here right now).  PW

Hi PW. I know!!!!

Tis thread is like crack cocaine!

And thanks for the weather report! It's a brisk 58 degrees here.

It would be nice if Art could actually get to do a show without Tommy Douchehymen sabotaging him!

[MABUSE]

Hi PW. I know!!!!

Tis thread is like crack cocaine!

And thanks for the weather report! It's a brisk 58 degrees here.

It would be nice if Art could actually get to do a show without Tommy Douchehymen sabotaging him!

Since we are reporting in our climate...
it was 104 here at my office at 2:00 this afternoon with 74% humidity...making it feel like, um....Georgie's speedo after
a napalm strike on a crippled orphan's refuge....

**M**

[Pirate King Atomsk]

Yes! As a matter of fact. Given it's George we're talkin' about. He's really shitty.

Now that's art. 'Nuff said.

[Sybil]

Now that's art. 'Nuff said.

How bad are we allowed to get here?

[Gumby, Dammit]

Since we are reporting in our climate...
it was 104 here at my office at 2:00 this afternoon with 74% humidity...making it feel like, um....Georgie's speedo after
a napalm strike on a crippled orphan's refuge....

**M**

M! You is bad!

And funny too!

One desuckification point for you, every two hours for a week!

[MABUSE]

M! You is bad!

And funny too!

One desuckification point for you, every two hours for a week!

LOL!

I am touched!  (and not in a "Unkie-George-wants-to-feel-what's-in-your-pockets-but-don't-ever-tell-anyone!"  kind of way.)

**M**

[Gumby, Dammit]

How bad are we allowed to get here?

Like the kid said...it's Art.
Nuff said.

[pogo]

Klatu! Barratus! Nikkto!


And your second?

The fellow never gave specifics about what he called Noory's "splendid and excellent" performance, just let loose with a lot of distraction to try and derail the thread, so I couldn't take him seriously.  More proof from one of Noory's fans that George does indeed ..... suck.

[MABUSE]

The fellow never gave specifics about what he called Noory's "splendid and excellent" performance, just let loose with a lot of distraction to try and derail the thread, so I couldn't take him seriously.  More proof from one of Noory's fans that George does indeed ..... suck.

Being well and truly shot of that GLP stye and some of the denizens thereof  (and I think we all know who I mean for a start!) is like having a long-inflamed boil on one's fundament finally lanced.  "My GOD! The relief!  I can't remember the last pain-in-the-ass-free day I've had in forever!"  Its almost; almost, mind you; like having George Knapp take over C2C on a full time basis!

**M**

[Gumby, Dammit]

Ha.
The numb lady just took George down a peg...

(paraprazed)
George voice: "Isn't it amazing that death always comes in threes, Ed, Michael, Farrah...what do you think of that Glynis, the number three and death?"

Numbers Lady: "Well George remember Daving Caradine? So that makes four..."

George...hangs up on McCant: "In other death news, a 911 call in Hollywood..."


So everyone here was right today...George is milking this for all it's morbid worth. What a slime ball.

[Pirate King Atomsk]

Like the kid said...it's Art.
Nuff said.

#1. I'm not a kid. I was shot here from Krypton with Superman and you'd better get used to it before I make you my Lois Lane.

#2. Yup, it's art. Fine by my tastes. Not that I like looking at dick...but Noory is a spooge on a wall anyways, so fuck it.

[Gumby, Dammit]

#1. I'm not a kid. I was shot here from Krypton with Superman and you'd better get used to it before I make you my Lois Lane.

#2. Yup, it's art. Fine by my tastes. Not that I like looking at dick...but Noory is a spooge on a wall anyways, so fuck it.

#1. It wasn't meant as the literal "kid" and even if it was how do you know it wasn't meant as a term of endearment?

#2. You aint makin no one your Lois Lane jerk-off, especially me. Get used to that.

#3. If you don't want people "mistakenly" calling you kid, take down that retarded punk-ass avatar. And if you don't like what we post on this thread, why even come over here and post? This is the GP OGNST  Refugee Camp. I don't recall any Pirates over there, except for 'BadBoy" from The Nightsuck Zone.

[MABUSE]

Now Now Now friends...

We should all remember why we're here, not to make fun of and irritate each other,

but to make fun of and irritate the Gilded Turd, El Snoron himself!

We're all on the same side, after all!

Peace my brethren!

**M**

Oh, and have a gorilla...it will calm your frayed nerves, I know it does mine!   

[Sybil]

#1. I'm not a kid. I was shot here from Krypton with Superman and you'd better get used to it before I make you my Lois Lane.

#2. Yup, it's art. Fine by my tastes. Not that I like looking at dick...but Noory is a spooge on a wall anyways, so fuck it.

I know! Arrrrrrr!!!

Ye be Pirate King! I made ye some avatarrrrrrrrs worthy of thee, me king of ye pirates! Arrrrrrrr!!!!

[Supernormal]

George said that he found the recent celebrity deaths to be "ominous" and "shtrange". Really? Michael Jackson likely was given too much pain medication, Farrah Fawcett had cancer, and Ed McMahon was in his eighties. There was only one shocking death, but it wasn't "shtrange".

[Pirate King Atomsk]

#1. It wasn't meant as the literal "kid" and even if it was how do you know it wasn't meant as a term of endearment?

#2. You aint makin no one your Lois Lane jerk-off, especially me. Get used to that.

#3. If you don't want people "mistakenly" calling you kid, take down that retarded punk-ass avatar. And if you don't like what we post on this thread, why even come over here and post? This is the GP OGNST  Refugee Camp. I don't recall any Pirates over there, except for 'BadBoy" from The Nightsuck Zone.

Oh I like you. You're a cunt.

Well I'll only address your last point. As far as my avatar, that's me bud - and I score massive pussy with that face. You can hate it if ya wanna, but I like it. 

I know! Arrrrrrr!!!

Ye be Pirate King! I made ye some avatarrrrrrrrs worthy of thee, me king of ye pirates! Arrrrrrrr!!!!

Good lord, you are fast and awesome. Allow me time to think about which one I may choose. ^_^

[MABUSE]

George said that he found the recent celebrity deaths to be "ominous" and "shtrange". Really? Michael Jackson likely was given too much pain medication, Farrah Fawcett had cancer, and Ed McMahon was in his eighties. There was only one shocking death, but it wasn't "shtrange".

SUPER!
Super to see you again!  GREETINGS!

**M**