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Quote from: EvB on June 28, 2009, 10:57:24 AM
Strangely - no.  Though he did say he was in a "pleasant place" but not yet heaven.

Ian really went for the questions that many people would want to ask - but would feel bad "speaking ill of the dead."  He even went so far as to ask  him to 'fess up to his "inappropriate behavior" with boys - though he avoided the word pedophile during that part of the interview (I believed he used it before the channeling session started - but I'm not sure)

I realize I'm talking about this as if I'm convince that Jackson was actually being channeled, and that I believe Ian was as well.  The fact is I'm dubious - and all Ian said about it was something to the effect that he wasn't usually into this kind of thing - but was finding this particular session engaging.  As the father of two boys, and someone who has known people injured, as children, by sexual assault (who hasn't? - But I imagine a clergy person would hear more of those stories that your average Joe or Jane) he may have been taking the opportunity to make a point about the issue.  In fact - I'd bet serious money that that was at least part of his motivation. 

Despite the weirdness of von Lehr, and the general weirdness of the interview itself - it was interesting.

Okay, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued at this point. I wish they would have had the free coast stream archive this week instead of a couple weeks ago. I'd probably go back and listen to it right now.

Quote from: Curtis Loew on June 28, 2009, 01:51:30 AM
Christian von L?hr  channeling Michael  Jackson.

Let me guess..

"I just wanna tell all my fans I'm doing great..yadda..i'm in heaven..yadda.."?

Quote from: EvB on June 27, 2009, 06:18:01 PM
Barbara and her side-kick Brenden with the EVPs?  I enjoy them too - also a "Guilty pleasure" - but no one handles them like Art. 

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh . . .

I like them too cause they:

A) Aren't pretentious assholes like 99% of the guests about their field.

B) Have their shit together in general.

C) Bring really cool and sometimes shockingly believable EVP's.

Quote from: Curtis Loew on June 27, 2009, 08:28:25 PM
I don't think Nancy's been on now for a long time ( thankfully )

I think she was even too stupid for George and that's really saying something.

Christ, I know. The whole "End of Zetatalk"/"Start of Zetatalk" thing makes me want to kick puppies. >.<

Quote from: Smoky on June 27, 2009, 06:28:33 PM
That is a really good point. I agree I have never noticed noory exhibiting a sense of humor on any level. He has his fake feigned laugh...that makes my skin crawl. That is why this fraud of a man is so pathetic. He can't even laugh at himself.

That's cause he serious gangsta.



(Yes, MSPaint.  )

The Zetatalk lady really gets to me personally.

Quote from: nirvanix on June 24, 2009, 11:03:36 AM
Thanks for the post. I think somehow this story is a ploy. If it makes the mainstream media easily then it was meant to for our "benefit". Hard to figure out all the players in the "great game" these days.

I think it went under reported. One second it was a huge story and the next it's silent. Glenn Beck continued to cover it, thankfully. Like he said, if the government won't explain anything to the people - we're just going to birth conspiracy theories until they do, and these guys had an amazing amount of bonds on them if they were legit.

My current conspiracy theory is that it's part of Obama's plan to destroy the dollar and ultimately the American economy to force us into more socialistic policies and global laws. His mentors literally said that their dreams can't come to fruition until America is dethroned as a super power.

My secondary conspiracy theory is that it was the Japanese government trying to quietly dump/liquidate/substantiate their U.S. dollars somehow.

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on June 27, 2009, 09:10:48 AM
one more thing...
where does this number "12" keep coming from?  a certain "lady liberty" also used that number in lodging a complaint about this site and its hypocritical douche founder.

something's fishy...

I smell the funk too. I wish I had some of those glasses from 'They Live!"...seems like they'd help in this situation somehow.

Quote from: slipstream on June 26, 2009, 11:24:56 PM
I like the line about "coming out of the corral"  kinda funny

LOL. I must have missed that one.

How could he not be? Just the search term "George Noory" will bring us up in the first 5 results or so. lol.

So I rearranged my room last night and decided to turn the radio on since everything was unplugged and scattered about. I never liked LMH...but that massive chunk of "guano" last night was even more boring than usual. She was just playing tapes of a dry interview about bats dying and how it's "super duper cereal" or something. Gay gay gayyyy, I can't wait for Art tonight.

Oh, and I finally got to hear George's commercial about the after dark newsletter where he talks about his Dad. "And how he helped me to become the Host of Coast to Coast AY-EEEEEEM!" 

Yeah, Lebowski references are pretty hard to let slide by. 

Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on June 26, 2009, 01:02:09 AM
If Macauly Culkin comes out now and says MJ molested him, then I'll believe it.  As it is, to me the accusers are no different then the million of chicks who try and claim athletes and celebrities are the father of their children.  It's a cash grab, and the ultimate set-up for it.

My feelings exactly.

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on June 26, 2009, 12:19:35 AM
i don't know what happened in jackson's home with the exception of his admitting during a televised interview that he (a forty-something year old man) allows young boys to sleep in his bed with him, calling it "natural." 

that sealed the deal for me.

See the reason it didn't seal the deal for me was because if you really take a look at Jackson's child/teen life, and the things women say about him and his reactions to 'sexual" advances...it all just doesn't add up. I know it sounds incredibly freaky to consider that a man could actually sleep in a bed with children and it be platonic, but don't fathers do it all the time? The only reason that it was inherently so weird is frankly because it was Michael Jackson IMO. If, say, Denzel Washington said "yes, I sleep in bed with children sometimes" I doubt it would be immediately taken as a sick sexual thing.

Like I said, I'm sticking my hand in the proverbial bear trap over this one, but I really believe he was innocent. Weird, yes, freaky, yes.. but a perverted bisexual pedophile? I'm not so quick to jump on that one as Jay Leno was. 

Crap, how does I make gif work properly in mah avatar?

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on June 25, 2009, 11:28:53 PM
#1. It wasn't meant as the literal "kid" and even if it was how do you know it wasn't meant as a term of endearment?

#2. You aint makin no one your Lois Lane jerk-off, especially me. Get used to that.

#3. If you don't want people "mistakenly" calling you kid, take down that retarded punk-ass avatar. And if you don't like what we post on this thread, why even come over here and post? This is the GP OGNST  Refugee Camp. I don't recall any Pirates over there, except for 'BadBoy" from The Nightsuck Zone.

Oh I like you. You're a cunt.

Well I'll only address your last point. As far as my avatar, that's me bud - and I score massive pussy with that face. You can hate it if ya wanna, but I like it. 

Quote from: Sybil on June 25, 2009, 11:37:33 PM
I know! Arrrrrrr!!!

Ye be Pirate King! I made ye some avatarrrrrrrrs worthy of thee, me king of ye pirates! Arrrrrrrr!!!!

Good lord, you are fast and awesome. Allow me time to think about which one I may choose. ^_^

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on June 25, 2009, 10:51:55 PM
Like the kid said...it's Art.
Nuff said.

#1. I'm not a kid. I was shot here from Krypton with Superman and you'd better get used to it before I make you my Lois Lane.

#2. Yup, it's art. Fine by my tastes. Not that I like looking at dick...but Noory is a spooge on a wall anyways, so fuck it.

Quote from: Sybil on June 25, 2009, 08:54:01 PM
Yes! As a matter of fact. Given it's George we're talkin' about. He's really shitty.

Now that's art. 'Nuff said.

Quote from: Sybil on June 25, 2009, 08:41:51 PM

Is this what we've become Sybil? Poop jokes?

Bwahaha, j/k, I lol'd pretty hard actually.

Quote from: Sagebrush on June 25, 2009, 04:19:03 PM
At least those that can read.

OHHH RIMSHOT

Update: There will be cookies, cake, and teacup rides at the funeral.

Aaaand now that I got that out of me...Man, this is such a downer.. Poor guy, imo...maybe this is just me, but does anyone else here believe that he truly was innocent of child molestation? I know I'm probably sticking my arm in the bear trap by saying that, but I really have a hard time believing that he would do something like that. My personal assessment is that he's weird as fuck, sure...but he doesn't seem to have a vicious (or sexual) bone in his body. =/

Edit: change "doesn't" to "didn't"....man, this is gonna take some getting used to.

Quote from: Mops on June 25, 2009, 04:52:01 AM
The reviews of Concussions from the Light, the follow-up to the George Noory classic, Worker In The Light, continue to pour in:   

Vic in Chicago raves:  ?George Noory is the kind of man who would give you the peas off his plate.?

?It read almost like a book.? ? Shel Silverstein 

?If only George had been around back then we would have known about the dangers of vaccines.? ? Jonas Salk 

From Peaches in Las Vegas:  ?I used to put LSD in people?s gas tanks but it didn?t do anything.?

?I thought, ?My God, what a coincidence! My name is George too!? ? ? Chad in Idaho

?I love it, I hate it, it makes me giggle, it makes me angry, I feel moist inside, I detest the way it smells, don?t end, pervert, cad, it?s too short, stop, yes, no, yes, no, yes.? ? The Trollette

Mr. Predictator speaks out:  ?George Noory?s book sucks, but you better not tell anyone.?
?An evolutionary genre.  The stories from George?s listeners are composed with letters cut from newspapers and magazines.? ?  Theodore Kaczynski

?It?s not ?Mr. Smith Goes To Hell,? but the recipes are good.? ? Charles Manson

?We enjoyed it so much we bought a million copies.? ? Exxon

EL-OH-EL!! 

Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on June 24, 2009, 10:01:08 PM
Nobody fucks with the Jesus!!!

Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on June 24, 2009, 09:47:51 PM
SIR, HE DEMANDS SATISFACTION!!!!

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on June 24, 2009, 09:35:00 PM
Dey is bad. Real Bad.

I likes dey bus, too. I toyndit up like a my phat limo, knowwn sayne?

Respek me chav, way wicked. Way wicked. 

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on June 24, 2009, 09:32:47 PM
Buzz Aldrin:

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on June 24, 2009, 09:11:03 PM
It's either a wigger flashing gang signs or the coach for the Special Olympics Swim Team?

The EAST SIDE Olympics Swim Team.

Respek. Wicked.

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on June 24, 2009, 07:41:37 PM
i changed it.  what do u guys think about it now?

Quote from: pogo on June 24, 2009, 02:50:56 PM
Can one jump from page 25 to 44 in one step? I'm going two pages at a time since the page display reads somethine like 25, 26, 27, ........ 60, 61, 62.

I don't see the page number on the URL, otherwise I'd try that.  Just wonderin...

Yeah I checked the URL, tried 'previous/next", ect...unless there's a way of setting it to display differently in your profile options, I'm not sure how to do it either. I'd look deeper into it, but I'm about to go get ultra drunk to celebrate the two weeks of studying which got me into the Fall semester to begin pursuing my A.A.S. today. (Self-congratulatory "WOOT!")

Perhaps Michael or Max will know something to help you when they check the thread. I do admit, if a thread has a lot of posts - that can be slightly annoying.

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on June 24, 2009, 01:04:56 PM
he's been logging in to his myspace account.

AKA - he's breathing and walking, but he's still dead inside. *black humor rimshot*