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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

Should this thread be removed from the forum?

Yes
1296 (66.7%)
No
647 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 1937

WeinerInHand

Quote from: paladin1991 on June 24, 2018, 10:18:40 AM
right?  Two of my pals here keep claiming to be British when everyone here knows that they're cum guzzlers fm waaaaay back.

Are there gloves involved?




Quote from: Metron2267 on June 24, 2018, 03:01:25 PM
Had yet to plan his Vegas trip... ;D
don’t all the casinos and hotels fight over WHALES ?
my guess is FAT FALKIE would qualify as a WHALE...
FREE AIRFARE !
FREE LIMO !
FREE HOTEL !
FREE WIFI !
FREE ROOM SERVICE !
FREE SHOWS !
FREE CASINO CHIPS !
FREE FOOD !
FREE SNAPPLE !
FREE FERAL KITTY LODGING !

FAT FALKIE “the WHALE” needs to be checking into Vegas !

note: slow Kathy could maybe go with...
as “Mrs. WHALE”

He is live from Starbucks right now.

Unfortunately I can not do it right now but I encourage everyone to call the location and have them page him. The more the merrier.


Jojo

Quote from: WhiteCrow on June 24, 2018, 04:49:58 AM
Geez lay off Damon.. obviously he's having a bit of "troubles"

You haters don't have to crush everyone, I offer myself up freely to satisfy your "needs" to hate.

Go at me ..

Love ALL

In the meantime enjoy this outstanding "content"
Maybe some whitty critiques ..eh?

https://youtu.be/zjmoNRR1aYE
Nice to see him smile and even get embarassed.  Haven't seen that in a while.

Fourteen

Quote from: 14 on June 24, 2018, 07:06:52 PM
Nice to see him smile and even get embarassed.  Haven't seen that in a while.

Fourteen

Personally I enjoy the emotional roller coaster videos.

He goes from joyful disbelief to disappointment to rage in just a few minutes.
All it is missing is him crying. But we always have the Palin video to watch him weep like a baby.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHY3j-QRINg

Quote from: WhiteCrow on June 23, 2018, 08:12:51 PM
Why 3,000+ pages?

My question was why are you enabling this bum, not how many pages the thread has

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 24, 2018, 04:44:03 PM
He is live from Starbucks right now.

Unfortunately I can not do it right now but I encourage everyone to call the location and have them page him. The more the merrier.

I wish I'd seen this earlier.  8)

Falkie quote:
“No one can come to my compound except the Swedish bikini team. But I would have to search them myself. Now excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom and lock the door.”

GravitySucks

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 24, 2018, 09:11:01 PM
Falkie quote:
“No one can come to my compound except the Swedish bikini team. But I would have to search them myself. Now excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom and lock the door.”

And yet Jason wracks up the donations...

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 24, 2018, 09:22:06 PM
And yet Jason wracks up the donations...

And Jason just hit the 6k subscriber mark, not a small milestone.

Plus his live shows bring in tens of viewers and I think Riley is a big draw. The compulsion to wait and see what whiny thing he wil post next combined with desire to put oranges in a sock and knock the stupid out of him is held down by the realization that he is just a kid.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 24, 2018, 09:11:01 PM
Falkie quote:
“No one can come to my compound except the Swedish bikini team. But I would have to search them myself. Now excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom and lock the door.”

It's amazing how he isn't a porn star isn't it? 



(I didn't ask that did I?)

GravitySucks

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 24, 2018, 09:37:25 PM
And Jason just hit the 6k subscriber mark, not a small milestone.

Plus his live shows bring in tens of viewers and I think Riley is a big draw. The compulsion to wait and see what whiny thing he wil post next combined with desire to put oranges in a sock and knock the stupid out of him is held down by the realization that he is just a kid.

I haven’t watched in awhile. I have no clue as to Riley and an orange in a sock.

FAT FALKIE is really really interesting in his LIVE SHOW EXTRAVAGANZA...
and I just tuned in !
why ? you may ask...
well, FAT FALKIE just found some “and the PAIN came” PILLS !
should get real good in say...20 minutes or so
say, wonder how many he took..with his hot tea ?

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on June 24, 2018, 10:04:36 PM
FAT FALKIE is really really interesting in his LIVE SHOW EXTRAVAGANZA...
and I just tuned in !
why ? you may ask...
well, FAT FALKIE just found some “and the PAIN came” PILLS !
should get real good in say...20 minutes or so
say, wonder how many he took..with his hot tea ?

Stop teasing us, HATER!

he is already in the planning stages for his compound video studio...
a GIANT BLINKING ALIEN HEAD is in the works !
(don’t know about you, but...I cannot wait !)


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on June 24, 2018, 10:10:48 PM
I didn’t intend to tease...
only report, what I felt, was breaking news !


Damn I misread. I thought you said that he'd taken a fatal overdose and was going into organ failure, and there was only a 10% chance of survival.

I don't know how I did that... ???

FAT FALKIE reminds us all of his new nickname
“the AlienCON man”
LOL

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 24, 2018, 10:13:25 PM

Damn I misread. I thought you said that he'd taken a fatal overdose and was going into organ failure, and there was only a 10% chance of survival.

I don't know how I did that... ???
no problem
when I purchase the occasional lottery ticket...
I dream of winning !
nothing wrong with dreaming
respiratory failure (hydrocodone overdose)
liver failure (acetaminophen toxicity)

FAT FALKIE has been discussing past TV stars that would cause him to “plunge the toilet” ...
with the door open (and his mommy watching ?)

WTF ?
he just mentioned Don Knotts ?

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 24, 2018, 09:51:09 PM
I haven’t watched in awhile. I have no clue as to Riley and an orange in a sock.

Riley is a teen ager that hounded Jason to make him a moderator. He is a pushy annoying fuck that apologizes after each post.

An orange in a sock would be my preferred way to smack him upside his head. Provided he was at least 18 and not handicapped.
I might be dick but I am no monster, I wouldn’t actually lay the smack down on a crippy kid.

GravitySucks

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 24, 2018, 10:24:10 PM
Riley is a teen ager that hounded Jason to make him a moderator. He is a pushy annoying fuck that apologizes after each post.

An orange in a sock would be my preferred way to smack him upside his head. Provided he was at least 18 and not handicapped.
I might be dick but I am no monster, I wouldn’t actually lay the smack down on a crippy kid.

Thanks.  I usually just pop in and say hi to him.  I don’t engage too much in the chat. Seems like the few times I tried chatting he started talking about Falkie and thats not why I was there.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 24, 2018, 09:47:03 PM
It's amazing how he isn't a porn star isn't it? 



(I didn't ask that did I?)

I know. I could totally watch a Falkie porn.

Especially if I was in a small booth littered with used tissues and a questionable stain on the screen seen only in short segments by paying a quarter at a time.
That feels like the proper venue for Falkie porn.

GravitySucks

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 24, 2018, 10:28:00 PM
I know. I could totally watch a Falkie porn.

Especially if I was in a small booth littered with used tissues and a questionable stain on the screen seen only in short segments by paying a quarter at a time.
That feels like the proper venue for Falkie porn.

In black and white with subtitles

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 24, 2018, 10:26:28 PM
Thanks.  I usually just pop in and say hi to him.  I don’t engage too much in the chat. Seems like the few times I tried chatting he started talking about Falkie and thats not why I was there.

He used to talk Falkie but not anymore. It is just a fun chat now.
The best part is that I get a pass on inappropriate posts that would get others a time out.

His shows are usually Thursday and Friday 10 pm east coast time.

GravitySucks

How can he ramble with the endless rambling stream of consciousness concerning everything involved in George Reeves’ death but cant remember where he put his cell phone or the money order for the rent?

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