George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[hillcrest]

yeah george, those little toe pains that never go away... so annoying!  just like you, tard...

his voice.. just listen to it... he has so much thinly veiled contempt for his callers... I just want to slap his face! he's such a nasty arrogant fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hillcrest]

a sharp point? 

[HAL 9000]

V, did you just call Coast and tell Noory that Palin and Obama have the same mother?  If so, I will give you all of my de-suck points until this site closes down.  Moreover, if you can get through to George again and give a shout out to this site, I will give you one thousand dollars.

Certainly wasn't me... but I have given SERIOUS consideration recently to calling when Ian or Knapp were hosting and "sneeking" in a reference about "George Noory Sucks" during my conversation about whatever the subject might be! We'll see what I can come up over the next few weeks

That goes for ANY/ALL of us by the way!



Only 67GB left to go for X-Files, so haven't been updating GNS much tonight.

[Mops]

a sharp point? 

A de-suck point......

Did  the caller just say she had a ghost in her nose?

[11angeleyes11]

yeah george, those little toe pains that never go away... so annoying!  just like you, tard...

his voice.. just listen to it... he has so much thinly veiled contempt for his callers... I just want to slap his face! he's such a nasty arrogant fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So true, so very true.

[Mops]

Certainly wasn't me... but I have given SERIOUS consideration recently to calling when Ian or Knapp were hosting and "sneeking" in a reference about "George Noory Sucks" during my conversation about whatever the subject might be! We'll see what I can come up over the next few weeks

That goes for ANY/ALL of us by the way!



Only 67GB left to go for X-Files, so haven't been updating GNS much tonight.

Probably just as well.  I would have had to pay out the grand in yard work.

[Mops]

Hillcrest, how did your paranormal poll work out?

[hillcrest]

hehehe thanks sweetheart... for the point... as soon as I can figure out how to give points, I will dispense them freely

[hillcrest]

paranormal poll.... which one?  my mind is fucked up and hazy these days! 

[HAL 9000]

Probably just as well.  I would have had to pay out the grand in yard work.

That would be fine with me - I have 2 acres to mow, and plenty of landscaping that needs works, since 2 heart attacks have limited my endurance...

   

[Mops]

hehehe thanks sweetheart... for the point... as soon as I can figure out how to give points, I will dispense them freely

I asked the others to give my points to you instead so we could get you to come around more often.

Excuse me for a moment, I have an ear cramp.  No, just UFO Phil.  (That's a George driving story I'd like to hear sometime soon.)

[Mops]

paranormal poll.... which one?  my mind is fucked up and hazy these days! 

The one about the most paranormal year.

I'm getting a little dizzy myself worrying that V will get that phone call into George.

[PB the Deplorable]

I asked the others to give my points to you instead so we could get you to come around more often.

Excuse me for a moment, I have an ear cramp.  No, just UFO Phil.  (That's a George driving story I'd like to hear sometime soon.)

The great thing about hearing UFO Phil is it means George is gone until Monday... oh, right Snoory's on this Sunday...


When is that "UFO Phil, The Movie" coming out anyway?

[Mops]

That would be fine with me - I have 2 acres to mow, and plenty of landscaping that needs works, since 2 heart attacks have limited my endurance...

   

Doh! 

[Mops]

When is that "UFO Phil, The Movie" coming out anyway?

When they pry open my cold, dead hand.

[hillcrest]

I asked the others to give my points to you instead so we could get you to come around more often.

Excuse me for a moment, I have an ear cramp.  No, just UFO Phil.  (That's a George driving story I'd like to hear sometime soon.)

hehehehe... thank you ... very sweet.. .i'll be around more often now... thanks 

[hillcrest]

The one about the most paranormal year.

I'm getting a little dizzy myself worrying that V will get that phone call into George.

ah the paranormal poll.. it would seem that as far as that poll is concerned, the most paranormal experiences occurred in the years 98-99 and 07-08... hmmmmmmm interesting...

[Mops]

ah the paranormal poll.. it would seem that as far as that poll is concerned, the most paranormal experiences occurred in the years 98-99 and 07-08... hmmmmmmm interesting...

That is interesting.  Surprised more people didn't choose 2000 or 2001.  Would've thought that perhaps 2005 would have come up a lot too.

You would enjoy the night skies down here right now.  The drought is so bad that the owls and bats are buzzing people out watering  their lawns before sunset.  I've had several close calls.  The sunlight blinds them and they go off course right toward my head. 

[hillcrest]

That is interesting.  Surprised more people didn't choose 2000 or 2001.  Would've thought that perhaps 2005 would have come up a lot too.

You would enjoy the night skies down here right now.  The drought is so bad that the owls and bats are buzzing people out watering  their lawns before sunset.  I've had several close calls.  The sunlight blinds them and they go off course right toward my head.

good lord, be careful... those bats may have rabies!!!!!!

[valdez]

...So tonite GN has on some guy talking about monsters and nothing bores me more than somebody even mentioning the jersey devil, or the moth man,  and then some old guy calls up and mentions that he's going blind and GN steps out of his idiot routine and offers to help the guy pay for the surgery that would save his sight...and then goes back to being an idiot, but for a moment there the G Man was ...cool. 
     It's late.  I'm tired.  Go back to hating George.

[Is It EEvil?]

Well folks, today is Independense Day. Let us not forget and give thanks to George Noory for his service (and injuries sustained) aboard the U.S.S. Tidy Bowl during his tour of duty with the U.S. Navy.

Only in America can you you suck and still land a lucrative contract hosting the most popular paranormal radio show on planet Earth.

All hail George Noory!

[xpmark12]

 >:(Did anyone hear this one a few days ago? "..the left side of my body felt bad and my other body felt normal".

[Marc.Knight]

Hi V,

Hope you enjoy your X-Files also!  I've started at the logical place, the pilot episode which sets the tone for the series.  Brings back memories of when my wife and I used to anxiously await each episode.  Great times.

[Sophie]

It's very scary. Very upsetting.

Those bastards!

[Sophie]

I bought the entire collection of X-Files tv episodes today.  Damn I forgot how great they were.

Another point for PW.

[Sophie]

Hah that's right. At least I think I remember that...the whole thing was so disgusting I could only handle it in few-minute-size chunks. Ian's an assclown. That was the absolute height of shame, poor taste and debauched judgment. He keeps the asshat.

He's so spiritual.

[Sophie]

Well folks, today is Independense Day. Let us not forget and give thanks to George Noory for his service (and injuries sustained) aboard the U.S.S. Tidy Bowl during his tour of duty with the U.S. Navy.

Only in America can you you suck and still land a lucrative contract hosting the most popular paranormal radio show on planet Earth.

All hail George Noory!

He told the little dicker he nearly drowned.

[MABUSE]

A little 4th of July quote for you which I "coincidentally" find apposite

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

AND in this instance I might add, Host Coast to Coast!

Happy 4th gang!

**M**

[Sybil]

Doh!

George to some upset guy nervously trying to tell George about a Chupacabra encounter he and his whole family saw:

"Sometimes squirrels get into the house, raccoons....not a vivid dream? Waddya think?" "There was a guy in the attic once."

Caller:

George thinks that guy meant they had a Chippendales encounter.

Chippencoast

[Sybil]

I'm glad to see your smilin face!
What were you planning to do with your 5 shrunken Noory heads,
leave them  here?

No way girl, they're your heads and you got to
tend to 'em.

Thanks Eevil! 

I don't care about those five. But I have plans for the original.  It would make a fine addition to my collection. Not much brain to have to clean out.