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[EvB]

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[Caruthers612]

            Getting laid at least once or twice a year? I guess that's what they call a mixed blessing. :-0 Meanwhile, any o' those boys who hit that beach in that meat-grinder of a landing earned a lifetime of free, limitless barely legal poon, in my crumble opinion. Twice a year won't cut it, little French maidens (assuming there are any) barely out of their training bras should be lining up to give this dude their <ahem> virtue.
            I have spoken.

M

[EvB]

Getting laid at least once or twice a year?

Well, he IS 81 - and we're talking random sex after all.  How many people that age do you know who can still "pick some up" even twice a year?

LOL

Ah well - that's a humor of The Onion.