20150812 - Open Lines - Live Chat Thread

[maren]

Good morning folks,

I would like to start off tonight with an apology. It has come to my attention over the course of my activity here that several of you actually believe I am the actor Kevin Sorbo. Sadly, this is not the case. I am simply a parody account. I've creeped BellGab occasionally since 2011 when I started listening to Coast archives. I considered registering when Dark Matter began on Sirius, but due to time constraints never got around to it. Now that Art is back and I have the time available to listen to him every night, I registered in order to post in the live discussion threads. I thought the username would be funny based on the Alongside Night commercial. If you haven't noticed yet, my avatar is a photo of Sorbo alongside the night sky. I never planned to address whether or not I really was Sorbo, as I thought it would be obvious once I began actively posting that I am not. However, since I have been receiving several personal messages asking me questions, telling me how much my work is enjoyed and asking for autographs -- I thought I should state that I am not actually Sorbo. I really don't know much about the guy. I know he was Hercules and from what I've gathered from the insults thrown at me here I'm guessing he's a Christian Republican. That's about it.

Anyway, that's that for the few of you who actually care.

Time to take a ride.

Thanks for clarifying.  So are you our new JC?     Parody away, my friend.

[ManiacMatt]

Yeah, ok. You got me there. That would have been a pretty funny story.

He also claims that he went to Mars with Obama!  Haha, extreme nutter.  I don't know if I'm disappointed or glad that he's not on tonight. 

[Northcoaster]

Good morning folks,

I would like to start off tonight with an apology. It has come to my attention over the course of my activity here that several of you actually believe I am the actor Kevin Sorbo. Sadly, this is not the case. I am simply a parody account. I've creeped BellGab occasionally since 2011 when I started listening to Coast archives. I considered registering when Dark Matter began on Sirius, but due to time constraints never got around to it. Now that Art is back and I have the time available to listen to him every night, I registered in order to post in the live discussion threads. I thought the username would be funny based on the Alongside Night commercial. If you haven't noticed yet, my avatar is a photo of Sorbo alongside the night sky. I never planned to address whether or not I really was Sorbo, as I thought it would be obvious once I began actively posting that I am not. However, since I have been receiving several personal messages asking me questions, telling me how much my work is enjoyed and asking for autographs -- I thought I should state that I am not actually Sorbo. I really don't know much about the guy. I know he was Hercules and from what I've gathered from the insults thrown at me here I'm guessing he's a Christian Republican. That's about it.

Anyway, that's that for the few of you who actually care.

Time to take a ride.

That's what the real Kevin Sorbo would say to take the attention away from him.

[CampsieNP]

He also claims that he when to Mars with Obama!  Haha, extreme nutter.  I don't know if I'm disappointed or glad that he's not on tonight.

oh my,,that guy!! awww,,,,now I AM disappointed.

[Kevin Sorbo]

Thanks for clarifying.  So are you our new JC?     Parody away, my friend.

HOW DAAAAAAAARE YOU!

Speaking of JC, where has he been? Has he gotten through on MITD yet?

[LESTAT1900]

NEW TALKING ART BELL PODCAST...R.I.P. ANNE STREIBER. TALKING THE SHOWS.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzKoHGkvn88

[Kevin Sorbo]

I was kind of curious, but really the only thing I cared about was that you were annoying ChandlersDad.   

Bantering with that guy was hilarious. Unfortunately, I think he has blocked me.

[QuantumMystics]

https://youtu.be/DLfen9rjfvI

[zeebo]

oh my,,that guy!! awww,,,,now I AM disappointed.

Dude is far out, I'm bummed too.

[DangerDog]

  Hey you. Yeah you. You're a guy? I'm a guy. You have XY chromosomes? I have XY chromosomes. You like action movies? I like action movies. You dress up in a clown costume and scare old people? I dress up in a clown costume and scare old- Hey wait a minute here... This ad has gone off the rails a little, hasn't it. EAST OF THE ROCKIES! Whatever. . .

[castromiller]

Now this Whitley Strieber commercial is just sad!  I really feel for the guy.  I would be devastated. 

[bateman]

https://youtu.be/DLfen9rjfvI

Holy crap.

[Pumamama]

Art keeps talking about this September Surprise. Has anyone else heard this? Until Art mentioned it, I have not heard this.
There has been some talk that the economy will tank based on some predictions from Lindsey Williams sp?

The story as I understand it, between September 15 - 24 or so, there will the following:
1. US military occupation of several western states. Or just Texas.
2. Impact by comet/asteroid/death star which NASA et all know about but aren't telling anyone
3. Collapse of economy (whatever that actually means)
4. Coronal mass ejection
5. Unspecified grid down sit.

Enjoy!

[SnapT]

oh my,,that guy!! awww,,,,now I AM disappointed.

The great thing is, the way he explains things, you almost BELIEVE that he went to Mars with young Barack Obama!

And he's got a few witnesses that have backed him up in interviews, including the granddaughter (I think) of a former president...

[Lt.Uhura]

Art keeps talking about this September Surprise. Has anyone else heard this? Until Art mentioned it, I have not heard this.

Yes, I posted about this here after a friend of mine moved to Eastern Washington in preparation for what he referred to as an economic meltdown next month (Sept) and alluded to a possible subsequent martial law..

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,7497.msg423407.html#msg423407

[zeebo]

Hey you. Yeah you. You're a guy? I'm a guy. You have XY chromosomes? I have XY chromosomes. You like action movies? I like action movies. You dress up in a clown costume and scare old people? I dress up in a clown costume and scare old- Hey wait a minute here... This ad has gone off the rails a little, hasn't it. EAST OF THE ROCKIES! Whatever. . .

Haha, good one.  Yeah that guy's too much.  Can you imagine a female version of that?  The p.c. troops would bring it down with an instant twitter boycott.

[alienated]

Is this for real?   

[maren]

HOW DAAAAAAAARE YOU!

Speaking of JC, where has he been? Has he gotten through on MITD yet?

No!  He's been silent on his FB page since July 14.  I'm HEARTBROKEN!

[eddie dean]

(Never heard about a hum on a Skype line, just for starters).

Oh it happens. nothing fishy about a shitty headset/mic with a ground loop hum.

[albrecht]

Welcome to the frustrating world of broadcasting with Skype!

Can't they use a landline? Get a friggin room at a Motel 6 or a cheap hotel for a few bucks if they don't have a landline at their home, go to a neighbor, visit your parents and ask to use their phone (they will be happy to see you even.) There still are land-lines and the sound quality is good. You have time to plan, guests (and network.)

[SnapT]

Is this for real?   

100% serious, as far as I know.

[trostol]

The story as I understand it, between September 15 - 24 or so, there will the following:
1. US military occupation of several western states. Or just Texas.
2. Impact by comet/asteroid/death star which NASA et all know about but aren't telling anyone
3. Collapse of economy (whatever that actually means)
4. Coronal mass ejection
5. Unspecified grid down sit.

Enjoy!

also isnt there a "blood moon"?

[castromiller]

Is this for real?   

I'd vote for him....couldn't be any crazier than Trump.

[CampsieNP]

The great thing is, the way he explains things, you almost BELIEVE that he went to Mars with young Barack Obama!

And he's got a few witnesses that have backed him up in interviews, including the granddaughter (I think) of a former president...

Right. You hear what he is saying about Obama being on Mars, and you start to buy in. The show ends, and when the spinning ride stops, you think,,,,WTF???

[AppealPlay]

"You don't need Art for that..."

Teehehehe

[zeebo]

100% serious, as far as I know.

I remember him mentioning some time ago he was thinking about it, guess it's a go.  Doesn't he claim he knew Obama would be elected back when they 'trained' together?  Maybe he knows something.

[Autistic Star Children]

just keep working him, Art

[QuantumMystics]

Art's classically trolling this fella!!!!

[whiptrackercracker]

Did somebody say bullwhip!

[Pumamama]

also isnt there a "blood moon"?

Was that the blue moon?