20150727 - Grant Cameron - Ufology - Live Chat Thread

[Robert]

I was once abducted by an alien janitor from the planet Kolob. He forced me to clean hallways in the alien High School, while he whittled away his time watching alien porn on his viewing device. I was basically his slave. I managed to find a blueprint for an interstellar craft in the Akashic records, and after years of slaving away in my janitorial position, I managed to put together the interstellar craft and fly back to earth. I'm currently contacting the Galactic Courts in order to sue the offending alien for years of unpaid wages.

That you, Jorch?  It's like I told you, you just can't get decent cleaning help on Kolob.  You wouldn't take the settlement I offered in Kolobian g#klidmuts.  Not my fault you couldn't find a bank to change them.  Your planet has good janitors, ours obviously has better banking service.

[Catsmile]

Redacted has become BellGab's imaginary bully

Somehow... yeah. 

[Jocko Johnson]

That guest is typical for "the other show."  But are you saying Art isn't a far better interviewer than Snoory is?  Art can turn
crap into milk chocolate, but Dave just lets it smell up the place.

Yes, counselor but Art just said he's bringing that faker back for a 3hr show and he believes him!!?? Oh well.

[Mastodonkey]

Art should get back on periscope and see if he can walk through some walls live on air

[Bellathor]

This is painful.  Not sure how much longer I can last before giving up on tonight's show.

[Spinner]

Thanks.  I obviously agree.  Some people <cough! Redacted cough!> have put me down for it, but it was a fabulous show.

Whaaaaa? Our sweet (Redacted) doesn't like Bab5? Oh well, I still like HER.
At least I we both love The X-Files (I think).

[lonevoice]

Some guy went through a brick wall and bad things happened in a janitors closet or something like that

And the janitor said, "I saw you.  I saw you in the janitorial closet.  With a creature."

[Heather Wade]

No grief intended.  You're cool with me, too,  I just recall you talking about me on the Gabcast, and indicating my choice of an avatar did not exactly inspire confidence in me as an attorney.  I take great umbrage of criticism of Londo Molari! LOL

That could not have been me.  I remember being happy that you had the skills to assist at that time... ?

[conbrio]

Think Art should have Jim Sparks back on, at least his story was believable.

[coaster]

I missed the whole first hour damnit. Was it good?

[Surmo]

At times I cant believe I am living in a second (or third) golden age of Art Bell!

[flimflam384]

alOoOoOoOhaz earthlingz😎 Close Encounterz of the 420 kind😯💨💨💨

Sounds like a plan. 

[SaucyRossy]

No grief intended.  You're cool with me, too,  I just recall you talking about me on the Gabcast, and indicating my choice of an avatar did not exactly inspire confidence in me as an attorney.  I take great umbrage of criticism of Londo Molari! LOL

Ah Babylon 5 fans.....sigh

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Chuck Norris walked through a wall once. It was a long-long time ago in China, as a matter of fact. Back then he was known by his Mongolian name: Gengis Khan. I don't think I have to remind you how that went down. 

The atomic structure of walls only keep Chuck Norris from passing through so long as he allows it.

[Catsmile]

I missed the whole first hour damnit. Was it good?

EH...

[flimflam384]

At times I cant believe I am living in a second (or third) golden age of Art Bell!

I'd say second.  Something was off in the Sirius days.  That was more of a Silver Age.  This new show has the magic of the 90's C2C.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Whitely certainly knows his marks audience well.

[dbankjr]

I missed the whole first hour damnit. Was it good?

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uh no...it felt like three hours imho

[Steven.G]

Good song.

[doctor weird]

Art should get back on periscope and see if he can walk through some walls live on air

I was camping and missed the periscope on Friday but I did catch the show. hope he does it again!

[Sabu2K]

i hate that woman

[DangerDog]

There he is, Security Chief Garibaldi. That's the alien diplomat who tried to steal my wallet and my watch. The one with the sideways mohawk. Arrest him!

[jerry]

In fact it's easy enough for me to believe he's sincere, i.e. that he really believes these things.  He may have realistic dreams, but when he wakes up from them, he doesn't immediately realize the fantastic events in them weren't real.

I remember one detail from a dream I had when I was still in the crib (which I was until I was over 3 YO).  The dream was set in the room where I was sleeping.  Someone flipped a switch, and the walls turned green.  Of course I know such things don't happen, so it was just an interesting dream.  Maybe this guy started having such dreams at an early enough age to convince himself he was really experiencing these things.

I also can recall a few dreams from those early years... one was a flying pancake-  it took off from a plate and landed on a record player... another was an old B&W TV on one of those stands with legs and casters. It started to walk about on those legs/casters and was playing Johnny Carson in my closet!   Was horrifying to a 3 or 4 year old!

[lonevoice]

LOL! The screaming lady will visit you at your house.

[swordpoint9]

Let  Us Dance ! So Long !

[SciFiAuthor]

*chuckle* Art made fun of the screaming lady.

[Stephen]

That could not have been me...

Emma Peel rocked it... hard...

[Mastodonkey]

I'd say second.  Something was off in the Sirius days.  That was more of a Silver Age.  This new show has the magic of the 90's C2C.

Sirius days felt fine to me. Miss not having so many breaks more than anything though

[Spinner]

I don't know how some people are having issues. I've had the stream drop out once. ONCE.

My stream (Pop-up Player at DMDN) has been perfect the whole night.

[Catsmile]

The clock strikes 12... and DMDN is pounding packets your way...
<Que the porn music>