The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Fyodor Gutman]

Senda is at least 380 pounds.

There was a recent study that indicated you can assign BMI by looking at the face alone. Senda's head is planetary at this point.

[nooryisawesome]

I think he'll be on the Amtrak Starlight. I have been on that route on that train many times, and I have more horror stories than fingers. I won't discus them here, but from my years of Amtrak riding experience, Falkie is guaranteed to be at least one unwitting passenger's horror story.

That needs to be live streamed. The train ride.

[Happier Times are Coming]

I think he'll be on the Amtrak Starlight. I have been on that route on that train many times, and I have more horror stories than fingers. I won't discus them here, but from my years of Amtrak riding experience, Falkie is guaranteed to be at least one unwitting passenger's horror story.

was there ever an occasion where TWO FAT FALKIE types had a show down ?
a sort of FAT FALKIE vs Ratty Patty ?

[Happier Times are Coming]

That needs to be live streamed. The train ride.

yeah right...
how will he handle the first objection to his live-streaming and commentary ?
could something happen to FAT FALKIE ?
maybe when he takes a nap...

I feel certain if something happens...
nobody will see anything

[Happier Times are Coming]

imagine having to use the toilet...
patiently waiting outside the occupied toilet...
after hearing groans and other sounds...
30 minutes later...
FAT FALKIE waddles out with a toilet paper tail

would you dare enter ?

[Yorkshire pud]

imagine having to use the toilet...
patiently waiting outside the occupied toilet...
after hearing groans and other sounds...
30 minutes later...
FAT FALKIE waddles out with a toilet paper tail

would you dare enter ?

Does Mrs Happy know she's married to a very sick minded man? She should be told and soon.

[Renegade Smurf]

yeah right...
how will he handle the first objection to his live-streaming and commentary ?
could something happen to FAT FALKIE ?
maybe when he takes a nap...

I feel certain if something happens...
nobody will see anything

This one time, it was late in the night and nobody was guarding the train. à homeless tWeaker boarded outside of Sac. Train started.  Tweaker got mad at z random sleepING girl. Put à knife to her throat and said he was going to kill her. She xoke up and pissed her self.  Some body tackled him. Train mzde emergency stop and the police spent the rest of the night round ing up all of the other homeless meth heads who had boarded during the night.
After that I started taking Grey hHound.  Safe and people leave you alone.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Falkie is guaranteed to be at least one unwitting passenger's horror story.

I predict several people will recognize Falkie from YouTube, and he will do his Baby Falkie voice for them

[PB the Deplorable]

... After that I started taking Grey hHound.  Safe and people leave you alone.

Unless a fellow passenger decides to eat you, but that appears to be rare

[Happier Times are Coming]

I predict several people will recognize Falkie from YouTube, and he will do his Baby Falkie voice for them

but, the question remains as to...
will they be imaginary HATERS TROLLS and MEAN SPIRITED PEOPLE
or fans ?

wouldn’t it be a hoot, if a Bellgab group was also on the train !

[Happier Times are Coming]

This one time, it was late in the night and nobody was guarding the train. à homeless tWeaker boarded outside of Sac. Train started.  Tweaker got mad at z random sleepING girl. Put à knife to her throat and said he was going to kill her. She xoke up and pissed her self.  Some body tackled him. Train mzde emergency stop and the police spent the rest of the night round ing up all of the other homeless meth heads who had boarded during the night.
After that I started taking Grey hHound.  Safe and people leave you alone.

LOL
FAT FALKIE and his Alien Head vs the tWeakers !
now, that would be a golden video !

[Yorkshire pud]

but, the question remains as to...
will they be imaginary HATERS TROLLS and MEAN SPIRITED PEOPLE
or fans ?

wouldn’t it be a hoot, if a Bellgab group was also on the train !

Yorkshire lad too..

[ItsTelly]

Why does that fat fucker NEEDS A FUCKING VACATION FOR?? its not like he is working hard like most of us here. Holy fucking shit, talkie the cat works more by trying to leave falkies cat prison.

Why don't we send him to Parhump?...a trip to the Chicken Ranch...

Telly

[damon]

Why don't we send him to Parhump?...a trip to the Chicken Ranch...

Telly

Ha Ha they will pay him to get the FUCK OUT OF THERE.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Ha Ha they will pay him to get the FUCK OUT OF THERE.

think any amount of money would allow him to just use the toilet ?

the place probably has a certain odor anyway...
but the after odor of a FAT FALKIE dump might not be good for business...
for a couple of weeks

[Happier Times are Coming]

I hope he remembers to pack his wipe stick !

suppose someone has invented a combo wipe stick and cane ?

[Happier Times are Coming]

I am unsure how FAT FALKIE is going to even use the train toilet...
room enough for his FAT FALKIE ass ?
room enough for his wipe stick ?
no, I don’t believe he has thought this trip out...

maybe, he plans on using some of those FAT adult diapers Ratty Patty bought for slow Kathy ?
how would that smell ?

[PB the Deplorable]

I am unsure how FAT FALKIE is going to even use the train toilet...

13 hours is an awfully long time, I assume he'll be plunging the toilet at some point?

[Yorkshire pud]

I am unsure how FAT FALKIE is going to even use the train toilet...
room enough for his FAT FALKIE ass ?
room enough for his wipe stick ?
no, I don’t believe he has thought this trip out...

maybe, he plans on using some of those FAT adult diapers Ratty Patty bought for slow Kathy ?
how would that smell ?

I spent literally seconds coming up with a solution to that conundrum and I think I have an answer.  Screen off the toilet and the next eight feet of the carriage he's travelling in. Line it with polythene (With air holes and an extractor fan at each side) but the end nearest the other passengers is black polythene (Not racist, it's just to protect the other passengers' eyesight) and then the fat cunt can use the head and come out to use his wipe stick in the safe knowledge the other passengers will not only be oblivious he's travelling with them, but they're safe from poisoning and the need to stab their eyes.

"But the cost", I hear you cry!  A quick grift between now and the day of departure to fund the removal of seats at that end of the carriage and the installation of the polythene should do it.. The cost will be far lower than the lawsuits the other passengers will file if they see, hear or smell him.

[Happier Times are Coming]

well, I am on a mission !
to help FAT FALKIE with his FAT FALKIE BUTT WIPING
FAT FALKIE, check this out !

https://youtu.be/NmemOdsMtcg
proper hygiene on the train is important for your fellow travelers !

[Yorkshire pud]

well, I am on a mission !
to help FAT FALKIE with his FAT FALKIE BUTT WIPING
FAT FALKIE, check this out !

https://youtu.be/NmemOdsMtcg
proper hygiene on the train is important for your fellow travelers !

We can do this HTaC!!

[PB the Deplorable]

I hope he remembers to pack his wipe stick !

suppose someone has invented a combo wipe stick and cane ?

Falkie has suggested and helped invent many useful items for various companies over the years, although somehow not receiving a penny for his contributions.

I wonder if, while he's away, ''neighbors'' stopping by would be able to acquire various books, toys, and other items from Kathie - for a donation?

[Walks_At_Night]

Seems like the butt wiping robot lady has some serious health concerns.   Rather sobering.  Hope it went well for her.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpa4kp4lK60

[Happier Times are Coming]

a newer longer wipe stick !

https://youtu.be/zmbKgeccHjM
that breaks down to carry, in it’s very own designer bag, in any emergency bug out bag for your Prius...
or your very own backpack, if you find yourself on a train for 13 hours or attending an AlienCON

[Yorkshire pud]

a newer longer wipe stick !

https://youtu.be/zmbKgeccHjM
that breaks down to carry, in it’s very own designer bag, in any emergency bug out bag for your Prius...
or your very own backpack, if you find yourself on a train for 13 hours or attending an AlienCON

An essential accessory for any fat cunt Senda in this day and age.

[Happier Times are Coming]

An essential accessory for any fat cunt Senda in this day and age.

did you know...
George Foreman was second choice to represent “the grill”
Hulk Hogan was first choice, but turned it (and what would be, millions of dollars) down !
FAT FALKIE is a natural !
to become America’s ASS WIPE STICK king !
he already is well known
and has 1000s is SUSCRIBERS

FAT FALKIE don’t miss out !
(Hulk Hogan did...and really regrets it)

[Yorkshire pud]

did you know...
George Foreman was second choice to represent “the grill”
Hulk Hogan was first choice, but turned it (and what would be, millions of dollars) down !
FAT FALKIE is a natural !
to become America’s ASS WIPE STICK king !
he already is well known
and has 1000s is SUSCRIBERS

FAT FALKIE don’t miss out !
(Hulk Hogan did...and really regrets it)

The two George's could have a two product ad campaign. ...Whichever product is aired first the second could follow with:

"But wait! Not only can you enjoy the pleasures of (insert either grill or stick name) but you can also have (the second product) at a 10% discount and not only that, but free shipping at an incredible discount price of only $500 for the pair, Yes that's only $500 for the stick and the grill with free shipping. But be quick, this offer cannot last for long"

[Lilith]

I think I just heard Senda say he has BITCOIN.

I think that's the investment I've heard him mention.  That's probably where he puts all his donation money.

[Renegade Smurf]

Immodium?  I dont like train toilettes.  Whenever I have a long bus ride or flight I eat à handful of it. 1 handfull keeps me from poop ing for 2 or 3 days.

I am unsure how FAT FALKIE is going to even use the train toilet...
room enough for his FAT FALKIE ass ?
room enough for his wipe stick ?
no, I don’t believe he has thought this trip out...

maybe, he plans on using some of those FAT adult diapers Ratty Patty bought for slow Kathy ?
how would that smell ?

[damon]

How many haters/trolls is the fat fuck going to meet at aliencon? Is the fat fuck going to die there at aliencon? Is the fat fuck going to the local ER when he is at Aliencon?