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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96062 on: June 08, 2018, 03:07:10 PM »


Gee, I hope that doesn't happen on the bus on the way to alien con.  Someone might call an ambulance, and he'll end up in a hospital somewhere in the middle of noplace.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96063 on: June 08, 2018, 03:21:41 PM »


Awwww. He looks so happy in that video splash screen.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96064 on: June 08, 2018, 03:40:32 PM »
Gee, I hope that doesn't happen on the bus on the way to alien con.  Someone might call an ambulance, and he'll end up in a hospital somewhere in the middle of noplace.
that, and I really feel sorry for ALL THOSE OTHER PASSENGERS being force fed FAT FALKIE for the whole trip !
imagine 13 HOURS of FAT FALKIE

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96065 on: June 08, 2018, 03:56:01 PM »
suppose FAT FALKIE will make many friends on the train ?
suppose the Love Shack will be going bang bang bang before FAT FALKIE hits LA ?
suppose slow Kathy will invite Ratty Patty to the Love Shack ?

while FAT FALKIE is away...
slow Kathy will play, with no bra or panties
bang bang bang

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96066 on: June 08, 2018, 04:07:35 PM »
suppose FAT FALKIE will make many friends on the train ?
suppose the Love Shack will be going bang bang bang before FAT FALKIE hits LA ?
suppose slow Kathy will invite Ratty Patty to the Love Shack ?

while FAT FALKIE is away...
slow Kathy will play, with no bra or panties
bang bang bang


Wait...He's going by train? I thought he was flying down? What happened?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96067 on: June 08, 2018, 04:30:40 PM »
that, and I really feel sorry for ALL THOSE OTHER PASSENGERS being force fed FAT FALKIE for the whole trip !
imagine 13 HOURS of FAT FALKIE

Watching him eat, or listening to him do videos?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96068 on: June 08, 2018, 04:48:38 PM »
Youtube notifies the IRS on all Superchat payouts which means that George will eventually receive a letter from Social Security stating overpayments were made to him and they will request payback of unreported funds used to calculate his SSI contributions to his monthly payment. Now that may take awhile but I assume donations via PayPal will also be reported and once again the watchful eyes of the Social Security System will re-calculate and demand payback of overpayments as well.

Enjoy your trip George and remember to spend, spend, spend! After all, you deserve it!

HATER! He NEEDS a vacation!

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96069 on: June 08, 2018, 07:56:34 PM »
Paladin1991 -

Do you believe Senda is 227 pounds? He looks like he's in his third trimester.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96070 on: June 08, 2018, 07:59:10 PM »
Paladin1991 -

Do you believe Senda is 227 pounds? He looks like he's in his third trimester.
The fat fucker is closer to 227 kilos then 227 pounds.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96071 on: June 08, 2018, 08:01:09 PM »
HATER! He NEEDS a vacation!
Why does that fat fucker NEEDS A FUCKING VACATION FOR?? its not like he is working hard like most of us here. Holy fucking shit, talkie the cat works more by trying to leave falkies cat prison.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96072 on: June 08, 2018, 08:26:04 PM »
What kind of fuckin' Jedi mind grift is Senda using to come up with all the cold hard cash?!?  Poor Abram's busting his ass at Harbor Freight for peanuts and somehow gets lured into Falkie's 'web-o-cash scheme'.  Hell, I'd love to go to Alien CON myself but I guess I need to start my own YouTube channel where I can plead for donations on the heartstrings of my gullible audience.  I guess there really isn't anything to get--nothing makes sense.  If I were sweltering in the hovel, I'd sure as shit put the "Woo Woo Con" funds towards a new air conditioning unit than towards a train ride to misery.  I don't see this playing out nor ending well.  Priorities, priorities...  Then again, I'm way over-analyzing things I'm sure.  >:( :( :o

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96073 on: June 08, 2018, 08:27:26 PM »
is Amtrak requiring FAT FALKIE to purchase TWO SEATS ?
OR do they DISCRIMINATE against regular size people, by forcing a regular size person to sit next to FAT FALKIE ?
(the spillover of FAT FALKIE could pose a health threat to a normal size person by smothering them)

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96074 on: June 08, 2018, 08:30:00 PM »
What kind of fuckin' Jedi mind grift is Senda using to come up with all the cold hard cash?!?  Poor Abram's busting his ass at Harbor Freight for peanuts and somehow gets lured into Falkie's 'web-o-cash scheme'.  Hell, I'd love to go to Alien CON myself but I guess I need to start my own YouTube channel where I can plead for donations on the heartstrings of my gullible audience.  I guess there really isn't anything to get--nothing makes sense.  If I were sweltering in the hovel, I'd sure as shit put the "Woo Woo Con" funds towards a new air conditioning unit than towards a train ride to misery.  I don't see this playing out nor ending well.  Priorities, priorities...  Then again, I'm way over-analyzing things, I'm sure.  >:( :( :o
are you up to portraying a FAT FALKIE character on YouTube ?
unless you are a gifted classically trained actor, I believe you would be in over your head...
good luck, should you decide to give it a go...
NO shame is the first requirement

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96075 on: June 08, 2018, 08:32:39 PM »
are you up to portraying a FAT FALKIE character on YouTube ?
unless you are a gifted classically trained actor, I believe you would be in over your head...
good luck, should you decide to give it a go...
NO shame is the first requirement

Classically trained nor a Howard University alumni am I.   ;D

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96076 on: June 08, 2018, 08:36:18 PM »
is Amtrak requiring FAT FALKIE to purchase TWO SEATS ?
OR do they DISCRIMINATE against regular size people, by forcing a regular size person to sit next to FAT FALKIE ?
(the spillover of FAT FALKIE could pose a health threat to a normal size person by smothering them)
I think he'll be on the Amtrak Starlight. I have been on that route on that train many times, and I have more horror stories than fingers. I won't discus them here, but from my years of Amtrak riding experience, Falkie is guaranteed to be at least one unwitting passenger's horror story.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96077 on: June 08, 2018, 08:37:36 PM »
I think he'll be on the Amtrak Starlight. I have been on that route on that train many times, and I have more horror stories than fingers. I won't discus them here, but Falkie is guaranteed to be at least one unwitting passenger's horror story.
And the people on that train will get PTSD from Falkie on that train.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96078 on: June 08, 2018, 08:41:02 PM »
And the people on that train will get PTSD from Falkie on that train.
Yes. I get queasy just thinking about it. I can't ride it any more unless I'm heavily medicated. It's something about that route. It's a magnet for Falkies.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96079 on: June 08, 2018, 08:48:14 PM »
Senda is at least 380 pounds.

There was a recent study that indicated you can assign BMI by looking at the face alone. Senda's head is planetary at this point.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96080 on: June 08, 2018, 08:57:06 PM »
I think he'll be on the Amtrak Starlight. I have been on that route on that train many times, and I have more horror stories than fingers. I won't discus them here, but from my years of Amtrak riding experience, Falkie is guaranteed to be at least one unwitting passenger's horror story.

That needs to be live streamed. The train ride.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96081 on: June 08, 2018, 08:59:18 PM »
I think he'll be on the Amtrak Starlight. I have been on that route on that train many times, and I have more horror stories than fingers. I won't discus them here, but from my years of Amtrak riding experience, Falkie is guaranteed to be at least one unwitting passenger's horror story.
was there ever an occasion where TWO FAT FALKIE types had a show down ?
a sort of FAT FALKIE vs Ratty Patty ?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96082 on: June 08, 2018, 09:03:24 PM »
That needs to be live streamed. The train ride.
yeah right...
how will he handle the first objection to his live-streaming and commentary ?
could something happen to FAT FALKIE ?
maybe when he takes a nap...

I feel certain if something happens...
nobody will see anything

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96083 on: June 08, 2018, 09:05:58 PM »
imagine having to use the toilet...
patiently waiting outside the occupied toilet...
after hearing groans and other sounds...
30 minutes later...
FAT FALKIE waddles out with a toilet paper tail

would you dare enter ?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96084 on: June 08, 2018, 09:24:29 PM »
imagine having to use the toilet...
patiently waiting outside the occupied toilet...
after hearing groans and other sounds...
30 minutes later...
FAT FALKIE waddles out with a toilet paper tail

would you dare enter ?


Does Mrs Happy know she's married to a very sick minded man? She should be told and soon.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96085 on: June 08, 2018, 09:27:55 PM »
yeah right...
how will he handle the first objection to his live-streaming and commentary ?
could something happen to FAT FALKIE ?
maybe when he takes a nap...

I feel certain if something happens...
nobody will see anything
This one time, it was late in the night and nobody was guarding the train. à homeless tWeaker boarded outside of Sac. Train started.  Tweaker got mad at z random sleepING girl. Put à knife to her throat and said he was going to kill her. She xoke up and pissed her self.  Some body tackled him. Train mzde emergency stop and the police spent the rest of the night round ing up all of the other homeless meth heads who had boarded during the night.
After that I started taking Grey hHound.  Safe and people leave you alone.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96086 on: June 08, 2018, 09:38:16 PM »
... Falkie is guaranteed to be at least one unwitting passenger's horror story.

I predict several people will recognize Falkie from YouTube, and he will do his Baby Falkie voice for them

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96087 on: June 08, 2018, 09:41:39 PM »
... After that I started taking Grey hHound.  Safe and people leave you alone.

Unless a fellow passenger decides to eat you, but that appears to be rare

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96088 on: June 08, 2018, 10:34:48 PM »
I predict several people will recognize Falkie from YouTube, and he will do his Baby Falkie voice for them
but, the question remains as to...
will they be imaginary HATERS TROLLS and MEAN SPIRITED PEOPLE
or fans ?

wouldn’t it be a hoot, if a Bellgab group was also on the train !

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96089 on: June 08, 2018, 10:37:55 PM »
This one time, it was late in the night and nobody was guarding the train. à homeless tWeaker boarded outside of Sac. Train started.  Tweaker got mad at z random sleepING girl. Put à knife to her throat and said he was going to kill her. She xoke up and pissed her self.  Some body tackled him. Train mzde emergency stop and the police spent the rest of the night round ing up all of the other homeless meth heads who had boarded during the night.
After that I started taking Grey hHound.  Safe and people leave you alone.
LOL
FAT FALKIE and his Alien Head vs the tWeakers !
now, that would be a golden video !