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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96180 on: June 10, 2018, 08:41:19 PM »
Is there a way to make youtube accounts that's not such a pain? Watching his videos has made me as lazy as he is.

Lazy as George you fancy yourself now? Oh come on now..  surely you jest.. what's next, telling us, you also have super hero upper body strength?

Let's start slow. first get yourself a podcast, then attact a few listeners.. then get mad at them because they don't donate/subscribe.. invent grifts, almost any reason works .. air conditioner broke.. kitty Katz need food.. never give up until achieve super star super hero.. all it takes is showing up.. 90% perservance!

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96181 on: June 10, 2018, 08:42:03 PM »
In lieu of a donation - since he is no longer accepting them - I have a couple of suggestions for Falkie.

Since he is already set up to sell Art Bell t-shirts and coffee mugs, why not add a wipe stick line?  He could offer wipe sticks with plastic Art Bell heads as handles - a unique and useful collectable knickknack any Art Bell collector would cherish.  A sure conversation starter, and a growing need in the area of personal hygiene for our ever more obese society.

My suggestion would be that he expand the line to include George Noory and Heather Wad wipe stick handles as well, both as individual items and as a set - with the heads being interchangeable.


My second suggestion is he get creative and figure out a way to bring Kathie along free.  If he leaves her at hime, he's going to miss her.  He'll also never hear the end of it (''you went to Alien Con, and left me home'').  Without Kathie, his caregiver, Abram, his neighbors, his doctors, his social worker, etc, he's going to have to do everything for himself all weekend, and that's certainly to be avoided - he looked like he was about to die last time, and that was just crossing the street.

I suggest he put a collar on her, and declare her to be his support animal.   That gets her on the train, into the hotel, into any restaurant, and into Alien Con.  All at no charge.  You're welcome.
IF he sold one with a FAT FALKIE head, with a mouth that opens and a snaggletooth appears to hold the toilet paper...
on the business end

HEY, why didn’t I think of that before ?
I might just patent that...
along with a trademark !

LOL

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96182 on: June 10, 2018, 08:58:58 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/user/nxoeed

I'm subscribed NXOEED.  I like your presentations, Thanks!  :)

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96183 on: June 10, 2018, 09:00:30 PM »
I'm subscribed NXOEED.  I like your presentations, Thanks!  :)

ah thank you so much, brig.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96184 on: June 10, 2018, 09:12:40 PM »

You of all people know that he has his funds divided into carefully counted piles of physical money (It is believed on one of the less cluttered shelves. Presumably they have carefully typed and printed labels on the shelf edge) and every now and then he has to 'steal' from one pile to put in another careful pile when the funds of that pile have either a) been spent on essential shit he doesn't need b) put into another pile that will be used for none essential shit he doesn't need.

Obviously such a careful accounting system has its drawbacks, and occasionally a cat will walk across the shelf and knock the carefully arranged piles into a heap on the shit strewn floor and Senda is in a real mess than. Not only that but no-one will come out and help him sort it out, so the best he can do is guess how much is in each pile...This is a task destined for heartache as he has no idea what was in each pile and which pile owes what to which for whatever it was he was going to steal from to buy.

He does what he always does. Grifts for the money he thinks got dropped or he miscalculated and adds a few dozen percent.

Are you clear now?

I've also heard him mention in passing "his bitcoin".










Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96194 on: June 10, 2018, 09:23:32 PM »
I've also heard him mention in passing "his bitcoin".

If that idiot has a bitcoin or even a fraction of one and is still paying interest on some silver coins and an antique gopro, he is a bigger idiot than he comes across on his videos.

Ubless of course he lost his wallet.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96195 on: June 10, 2018, 09:40:56 PM »
If that idiot has a bitcoin or even a fraction of one and is still paying interest on some silver coins and an antique gopro, he is a bigger idiot than he comes across on his videos.

Ubless of course he lost his wallet. rent cheque.

 :o

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96196 on: June 10, 2018, 10:57:32 PM »

george is talking about his pussies cats and mail call. so please don't waste your time.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96197 on: June 10, 2018, 11:37:38 PM »
IF he sold one with a FAT FALKIE head, with a mouth that opens and a snaggletooth appears to hold the toilet paper...
on the business end...

LOL

Lol.  What self respecting poster wouldn't want such a keepsake of their time spent here. 

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96198 on: June 11, 2018, 12:22:49 AM »


Ghostly apparition fills the screen at around 2:01.

And hello. What's been going on in SendaLand? Did he end up getting thousands of dollars of AlienCon donations?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96199 on: June 11, 2018, 12:47:37 AM »


Ghostly apparition fills the screen at around 2:01.

That was just one of his cats transforming into pure light.

Probably Orangey.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96201 on: June 11, 2018, 02:26:45 AM »


Ghostly apparition fills the screen at around 2:01.

And hello. What's been going on in SendaLand? Did he end up getting thousands of dollars of AlienCon donations?

Hey Erinn, not thousands but he did pull in about $150 in donations at that was enough for him to stop crying for now.

And I think Amber is trolling him now. She has realized what a con , artist is not the right word, a con armature he is and I doubt that $20 will ever show up.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96202 on: June 11, 2018, 02:42:12 AM »

You of all people know that he has his funds divided into carefully counted piles of physical money (It is believed on one of the less cluttered shelves. Presumably they have carefully typed and printed labels on the shelf edge) and every now and then he has to 'steal' from one pile to put in another careful pile when the funds of that pile have either a) been spent on essential shit he doesn't need b) put into another pile that will be used for none essential shit he doesn't need.

Obviously such a careful accounting system has its drawbacks, and occasionally a cat will walk across the shelf and knock the carefully arranged piles into a heap on the shit strewn floor and Senda is in a real mess than. Not only that but no-one will come out and help him sort it out, so the best he can do is guess how much is in each pile...This is a task destined for heartache as he has no idea what was in each pile and which pile owes what to which for whatever it was he was going to steal from to buy.

He does what he always does. Grifts for the money he thinks got dropped or he miscalculated and adds a few dozen percent.

Are you clear now?

There is also a special pile that he can borrow from. That pile is the money that he believes his is owed,

The prime example is the coast to coast money, it did not arrive fast enough so he took out Patday loans to fill the pile and use it.

A recent example was Ahbram telling him he would try to give him $30 so Gere allocated that cash for something. When it did not come in he had to take from the Art Bell book sale pile and use it for cat food and that meant his Alien Con fund was short and he declared that Ahbram was o longer a friend.
Ahbram did eventually come up with the cash and the bromance is back.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96203 on: June 11, 2018, 07:45:13 AM »
A fun week of anticipation awaits us. Can you feel the excitement? Senda's upcoming Aliencon trip has already garnered worldwide headlines.

"Solid Financial Forecast Prompts Positive Outlook In Advance Of Trip" - Wall Street Journal

"His Celebrated Journey Of Discovery Confirms America's Attitude Of Tolerance Towards The Welfare Underclass" - Washington Post

"If Senda Were Russian We Would Be Disgusted By His Very Existence" - Pravda

"Will His Bus Trip On A Lonely Deserted Highway Be Interrupted By An Encounter With Dark Forces Beyond His Control?" - Fate Magazine

"Senda's YouTube Channel Undergoes Twelve Percent Subscriber Increase In Advance Of Aliencon" - Variety

"His Red Shorts Sets The Standard For Stylishness And Practicality" - GQ

"Discover The Higher Efficiency Bus Engine Destined To Power The Guy From Pittsburgh Over The Blacktop" - Motor Trend

"YouTube's George Senda To Throw Out Opening Pitch At Saturday's Dodger Game" - L.A. Times

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96204 on: June 11, 2018, 07:53:26 AM »
"12 Sexy Tips to Make You "Twitch" Hard This Summer, the Senda Way" - Cosmopolitan

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96205 on: June 11, 2018, 08:35:08 AM »
"12 Sexy Tips to Make You "Twitch" Hard This Summer, the Senda Way" - Cosmopolitan
wouldn’t Cosmo be geared more to slow Kathy ?
“12 Sexy Mayo Tips to Drive Your FAT FALKIE to TWITCHING HEAVEN” ?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96206 on: June 11, 2018, 08:38:19 AM »
Is there an “Amtrak for Dummies”?


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96207 on: June 11, 2018, 08:39:37 AM »
wouldn’t Cosmo be geared more to slow Kathy ?
“12 Sexy Mayo Tips to Drive Your FAT FALKIE to TWITCHING HEAVEN” ?
I think your right. The first one be longs in Détails.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96208 on: June 11, 2018, 08:41:13 AM »
"12 Sexy Tips to Make You "Twitch" Hard This Summer, the Senda Way" - Cosmopolitan

"I was that alien who George had an encounter with"- National Enquirer.

"Toilet plunging; An experts perspective with George Senda"- Popular Mechanics.

"Pimping that bitchin Prius the Kathy Samsquatch way" - Street Rods

"Unforgettable light rail journeys in Sacramento with G Senda (Bonus Photo spread!) - Rail Times

"Dining experiences in Pasadena; Fellow diners recall their encounters with Martinez's very own raconteur G Senda" - Vanity Fair

"Youtube: making it pay and work for YOU. An unmissable exclusive from George Senda" - Business Insider.


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96209 on: June 11, 2018, 08:55:22 AM »
"Define those abbs and pecs in five days, George Senda shows how it's done" - Men's health.

"Making more use of soup kitchens on a budget with a fat cunt" - War Cry