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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96090 on: June 08, 2018, 11:45:39 PM »
but, the question remains as to...
will they be imaginary HATERS TROLLS and MEAN SPIRITED PEOPLE
or fans ?

wouldn’t it be a hoot, if a Bellgab group was also on the train !


Yorkshire lad too..

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96091 on: June 09, 2018, 12:01:33 AM »
Why does that fat fucker NEEDS A FUCKING VACATION FOR?? its not like he is working hard like most of us here. Holy fucking shit, talkie the cat works more by trying to leave falkies cat prison.

Why don't we send him to Parhump?...a trip to the Chicken Ranch...

Telly


Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96092 on: June 09, 2018, 12:20:40 AM »
Why don't we send him to Parhump?...a trip to the Chicken Ranch...

Telly
Ha Ha they will pay him to get the FUCK OUT OF THERE.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96093 on: June 09, 2018, 12:30:23 AM »
Ha Ha they will pay him to get the FUCK OUT OF THERE.
think any amount of money would allow him to just use the toilet ?

the place probably has a certain odor anyway...
but the after odor of a FAT FALKIE dump might not be good for business...
for a couple of weeks

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96094 on: June 09, 2018, 12:32:09 AM »
I hope he remembers to pack his wipe stick !

suppose someone has invented a combo wipe stick and cane ?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96095 on: June 09, 2018, 12:44:26 AM »
I am unsure how FAT FALKIE is going to even use the train toilet...
room enough for his FAT FALKIE ass ?
room enough for his wipe stick ?
no, I don’t believe he has thought this trip out...

maybe, he plans on using some of those FAT adult diapers Ratty Patty bought for slow Kathy ?
how would that smell ?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96096 on: June 09, 2018, 01:45:45 AM »
I am unsure how FAT FALKIE is going to even use the train toilet...

13 hours is an awfully long time, I assume he'll be plunging the toilet at some point?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96097 on: June 09, 2018, 08:48:44 AM »
I am unsure how FAT FALKIE is going to even use the train toilet...
room enough for his FAT FALKIE ass ?
room enough for his wipe stick ?
no, I don’t believe he has thought this trip out...

maybe, he plans on using some of those FAT adult diapers Ratty Patty bought for slow Kathy ?
how would that smell ?

I spent literally seconds coming up with a solution to that conundrum and I think I have an answer.  Screen off the toilet and the next eight feet of the carriage he's travelling in. Line it with polythene (With air holes and an extractor fan at each side) but the end nearest the other passengers is black polythene (Not racist, it's just to protect the other passengers' eyesight) and then the fat cunt can use the head and come out to use his wipe stick in the safe knowledge the other passengers will not only be oblivious he's travelling with them, but they're safe from poisoning and the need to stab their eyes.

"But the cost", I hear you cry!  A quick grift between now and the day of departure to fund the removal of seats at that end of the carriage and the installation of the polythene should do it.. The cost will be far lower than the lawsuits the other passengers will file if they see, hear or smell him.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96098 on: June 09, 2018, 09:35:38 AM »
well, I am on a mission !
to help FAT FALKIE with his FAT FALKIE BUTT WIPING
FAT FALKIE, check this out !

proper hygiene on the train is important for your fellow travelers !

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96099 on: June 09, 2018, 09:42:04 AM »
well, I am on a mission !
to help FAT FALKIE with his FAT FALKIE BUTT WIPING
FAT FALKIE, check this out !

proper hygiene on the train is important for your fellow travelers !

We can do this HTaC!!

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96100 on: June 09, 2018, 09:56:47 AM »
I hope he remembers to pack his wipe stick !

suppose someone has invented a combo wipe stick and cane ?

Falkie has suggested and helped invent many useful items for various companies over the years, although somehow not receiving a penny for his contributions.

I wonder if, while he's away, ''neighbors'' stopping by would be able to acquire various books, toys, and other items from Kathie - for a donation?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96101 on: June 09, 2018, 10:01:53 AM »
Seems like the butt wiping robot lady has some serious health concerns.   Rather sobering.  Hope it went well for her.



Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96102 on: June 09, 2018, 10:02:22 AM »
a newer longer wipe stick !

that breaks down to carry, in it’s very own designer bag, in any emergency bug out bag for your Prius...
or your very own backpack, if you find yourself on a train for 13 hours or attending an AlienCON

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96103 on: June 09, 2018, 10:09:38 AM »
a newer longer wipe stick !

that breaks down to carry, in it’s very own designer bag, in any emergency bug out bag for your Prius...
or your very own backpack, if you find yourself on a train for 13 hours or attending an AlienCON



An essential accessory for any fat cunt Senda in this day and age.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96104 on: June 09, 2018, 10:31:54 AM »


An essential accessory for any fat cunt Senda in this day and age.
did you know...
George Foreman was second choice to represent “the grill”
Hulk Hogan was first choice, but turned it (and what would be, millions of dollars) down !
FAT FALKIE is a natural !
to become America’s ASS WIPE STICK king !
he already is well known
and has 1000s is SUSCRIBERS

FAT FALKIE don’t miss out !
(Hulk Hogan did...and really regrets it)

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96105 on: June 09, 2018, 10:55:25 AM »
did you know...
George Foreman was second choice to represent “the grill”
Hulk Hogan was first choice, but turned it (and what would be, millions of dollars) down !
FAT FALKIE is a natural !
to become America’s ASS WIPE STICK king !
he already is well known
and has 1000s is SUSCRIBERS

FAT FALKIE don’t miss out !
(Hulk Hogan did...and really regrets it)

The two George's could have a two product ad campaign. ...Whichever product is aired first the second could follow with:

 "But wait! Not only can you enjoy the pleasures of (insert either grill or stick name) but you can also have (the second product) at a 10% discount and not only that, but free shipping at an incredible discount price of only $500 for the pair, Yes that's only $500 for the stick and the grill with free shipping. But be quick, this offer cannot last for long"

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96106 on: June 09, 2018, 12:19:27 PM »
I think I just heard Senda say he has BITCOIN.

I think that's the investment I've heard him mention.  That's probably where he puts all his donation money.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96107 on: June 09, 2018, 02:47:10 PM »
Immodium?  I dont like train toilettes.  Whenever I have a long bus ride or flight I eat à handful of it. 1 handfull keeps me from poop ing for 2 or 3 days.
I am unsure how FAT FALKIE is going to even use the train toilet...
room enough for his FAT FALKIE ass ?
room enough for his wipe stick ?
no, I don’t believe he has thought this trip out...

maybe, he plans on using some of those FAT adult diapers Ratty Patty bought for slow Kathy ?
how would that smell ?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96108 on: June 09, 2018, 02:54:18 PM »
How many haters/trolls is the fat fuck going to meet at aliencon? Is the fat fuck going to die there at aliencon? Is the fat fuck going to the local ER when he is at Aliencon?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96109 on: June 09, 2018, 04:17:55 PM »
if only FAT FALKIE had thought ahead...
if only...
AlienCON 2018 could have  been the perfect opportunity to launch the ...
FAT FALKIE Alien Head ASS Probing Wipe Stick !
he could have got a table
sold a bunch
signed some other celebrities to endorse his stick
launched a new “designed to make him money” scheme

the possibilities are endless

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96110 on: June 09, 2018, 04:40:10 PM »
George Senda “the FAT FALKIE from Martinez”...
the Alien Head ASS Wiping Stick KING !

“Get yours today...Keeping MY FALKIE FAT ASS clean and probed since 2018”
(they also make nice party favors, graduation gifts, Hanukkah gifts, wedding gifts, bar mitzvah gifts...the occasions are endless !)
has a nice ring to it

Whats Fat Falkie's next Con Job going to be??
« Reply #96111 on: June 09, 2018, 04:53:11 PM »
Whats Fat Falkie's next Con Job going to be??

Re: Whats Fat Falkie's next Con Job going to be??
« Reply #96112 on: June 09, 2018, 07:37:07 PM »
Whats Fat Falkie's next Con Job going to be??
well, I am trying to help FAT FALKIE to go straight...
he has an opportunity with MY idea of the
FAT FALKIE Alien Head ASS Wipe Stick !
(I have NOT trademarked the idea and offer it FREE and CLEAR to FAT FALKIE as a “great idea designed to make him MONEY !)

Re: Whats Fat Falkie's next Con Job going to be??
« Reply #96113 on: June 09, 2018, 07:44:27 PM »
well, I am trying to help FAT FALKIE to go straight...
he has an opportunity with MY idea of the
FAT FALKIE Alien Head ASS Wipe and Walking Stick !
(I have NOT trademarked the idea and offer it FREE and CLEAR to FAT FALKIE as a “great idea designed to make him MONEY !)

FIFY

Re: Whats Fat Falkie's next Con Job going to be??
« Reply #96114 on: June 09, 2018, 08:20:13 PM »
FIFY
THANK YOU !
it could also have a concealed weapon...
a sword !
note: might require special care when wiping, but it could be labeled with a caution as such.
maybe a LONG BLACK stick, with a multi use vibrating bottom...
“for the lady in your life’s enjoyment”

and of course, the FAT FALKIE Alien Head top (that grabs the toilet paper for getting down to business)

Re: Whats Fat Falkie's next Con Job going to be??
« Reply #96115 on: June 09, 2018, 08:27:59 PM »
How far is Falkie's hotel from the Con? 

Will he be walking and crossing wide busy streets? 

Will his room be available when the train pulls in, or will he be sitting in the lobby all day?

Is he going to keep a detailed list of expenditures?

How soon will he run out of cash and reach his credit limits?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96116 on: June 09, 2018, 09:18:51 PM »
How far is Falkie's hotel from the Con? 

Will he be walking and crossing wide busy streets? 

Will his room be available when the train pulls in, or will he be sitting in the lobby all day?

Is he going to keep a detailed list of expenditures?

How soon will he run out of cash and reach his credit limits?
LOL
maybe, a GRFT CON SCAM will be implemented BEFORE he leaves ?
a lost train ticket ?
an owed hotel bill ?
food money ?
found some feral starving kitties ?
who knows

even though FAT FALKIE said he would NOT ask for “donations” after AlienCON...
he has mentioned his $90 internet bill...
and people everywhere are guessing what his next GRIFT CON SCAM will be

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96117 on: June 09, 2018, 10:45:30 PM »
Why don't we send him to Parhump?...a trip to the Chicken Ranch...

Telly

How would Kathy take this

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96118 on: June 09, 2018, 10:50:07 PM »
How would Kathy take this

By saying “I think well you know you know you now uhhhh you know I think you know hhhh uhhh ghhh you know you that is you know you know you know not very gahhh ugg nice you know”

Re: Whats Fat Falkie's next Con Job going to be??
« Reply #96119 on: June 09, 2018, 11:02:52 PM »
Whats Fat Falkie's next Con Job going to be??

the container house compound?