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Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96030 on: June 08, 2018, 11:19:09 AM »
I am not sure a mining cart deserves that.


Are you feeling a bit ashamed now that you made that suggestion?  :-[

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96031 on: June 08, 2018, 11:25:55 AM »
... $50 made the difference then?...

I'm expecting to see a video showing what new hats and toys he bought last night with the grifty fifty, along with demands for more tribute from his tightwad viewers.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96032 on: June 08, 2018, 11:38:04 AM »
glitter on the sofa bed
glitter on Ferry Street
glitter on the front porch
glitter on the hallway


In a bloody couchie?


Too much?  :-\

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96033 on: June 08, 2018, 11:40:41 AM »

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
Fifteen miles to the, Love Shack, Love Shack yeah
I'm headin' down the Martinez highway
Lookin' for the love getaway
Headed for the love getaway, love getaway
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
And we're headin' on down to the Love Shack
I got me a Toyota Hylander Hybrid, it seats about twenty
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
The Love Shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love Shack baby
A Love Shack baby
Love Shack, baby Love Shack
Love Shack, baby Love Shack
Love Shack, baby Love Shack
Love Shack, baby Love Shack
Sign says, woo, stay away fools
'Cause love rules at the Love Shack
Well it's set way back in the middle of Ferry Street
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway
The Love Shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love Shack, baby
Love Shack, baby
Love Shack, that's where it's at
Love Shack, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a-kissin', dancin' and a-lovin'
Wearin' next to nothing 'cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies
Yeah the whole shack shimmies
The whole shack shimmies when everybody's movin' around
And around and around and around
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack
Funky little shack
Hop in my Toyota Hylander Hybrid, it's as big as a whale
And it's about to set sail
I got me a car, it seats about twenty, so come on
And bring your jukebox money
The Love Shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love Shack baby
A Love Shack baby
Love Shack, baby Love Shack
Love Shack, baby Love Shack
Love Shack, baby Love Shack (oh baby that's where it's at)
Love Shack, baby Love Shack (baby that's where it's at)
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder sugar!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby, knock a little louder
Bang bang on the door baby, bang bang!
On the door baby, bang bang!
On the door, bang bang!
On the door baby, bang bang!
You're what?
Tin roof
rusted!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96034 on: June 08, 2018, 11:42:01 AM »

Are you feeling a bit ashamed now that you made that suggestion?  :-[

Yes :-[

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96035 on: June 08, 2018, 11:43:00 AM »
I'm getting the feeling your twitchy thing has been well exercised this last week or so...Am I right?
well, I have been “plunging the toilet” rather excessively lately...
I still cannot turn theOFFFF
“and the twitching came”

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96036 on: June 08, 2018, 11:44:30 AM »
If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
Fifteen miles to the, Love Shack, Love Shack yeah
I'm headin' down the Martinez highway
Lookin' for the love getaway
Headed for the love getaway, love getaway
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
And we're headin' on down to the Love Shack
I got me a Toyota Hylander Hybrid, it seats about twenty
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
The Love Shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love Shack baby
A Love Shack baby
Love Shack, baby Love Shack
Love Shack, baby Love Shack
Love Shack, baby Love Shack
Love Shack, baby Love Shack
Sign says, woo, stay away fools
'Cause love rules at the Love Shack
Well it's set way back in the middle of Ferry Street
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway
The Love Shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love Shack, baby
Love Shack, baby
Love Shack, that's where it's at
Love Shack, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a-kissin', dancin' and a-lovin'
Wearin' next to nothing 'cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies
Yeah the whole shack shimmies
The whole shack shimmies when everybody's movin' around
And around and around and around
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack
Funky little shack
Hop in my Toyota Hylander Hybrid, it's as big as a whale
And it's about to set sail
I got me a car, it seats about twenty, so come on
And bring your jukebox money
The Love Shack is a little old place where
We can get together
Love Shack baby
A Love Shack baby
Love Shack, baby Love Shack
Love Shack, baby Love Shack
Love Shack, baby Love Shack (oh baby that's where it's at)
Love Shack, baby Love Shack (baby that's where it's at)
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder sugar!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby, knock a little louder
Bang bang on the door baby, bang bang!
On the door baby, bang bang!
On the door, bang bang!
On the door baby, bang bang!
You're what?
Tin roof
rusted!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!


Poetry, sheer poetry..  :'(

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96037 on: June 08, 2018, 11:46:14 AM »

In a bloody couchie?


Too much?  :-\
probably will have to throw the whole sofa bed out after...
the Love Shack stops bang bang bang

just hope horny (no more) slow Kathy has a good explanation for FAT FALKIE when he returns to the former Casa Senda...

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96038 on: June 08, 2018, 11:56:29 AM »
probably will have to throw the whole sofa bed out after...
the Love Shack stops bang bang bang

just hope horny (no more) slow Kathy has a good explanation for FAT FALKIE when he returns to the former Casa Senda...

Well ok, but they don't call it the clam that ate Cincinnati for nothing

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96039 on: June 08, 2018, 11:57:40 AM »
PS - You could throw half his shit out and he'd never know it was gone.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96040 on: June 08, 2018, 12:01:06 PM »
PS - You could throw half his shit out and he'd never know it was gone.


The opposite is true too. You could add 30% more shit and he wouldn't realise it was there.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96041 on: June 08, 2018, 12:19:52 PM »
Was $50 the only thing standing between Griftie and going to Alien Con?  How is that eve possible?

So he has his 3 day pass, his train tickets, money for hotel and food, money for junk on sale inside, a map of local churches giving indigents free food?

Is he still planning on streaming from inside the pay areas?  Did he sign up and pay for autographs from these conmen?  Does he know the retail value of the autographs fall faster the then re-sale values of new cars?  Does the hotel provide wipe sticks, ''sanitized for your protection''

He did grab more than the $50. He got $65 from another person, Ahbram dropped by and gave his $30 friendship fee and someone gave him $8 so his Superchat could hit $100.
Of course he will spend that $100, ot get it in time and take out a loan against it.

Plus he will become surprised when he finds out he can not pay Uber cash.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96042 on: June 08, 2018, 12:25:17 PM »
He did grab more than the $50. He got $65 from another person, Ahbram dropped by and gave his $30 friendship fee and someone gave him $8 so his Superchat could hit $100.
Of course he will spend that $100, ot get it in time and take out a loan against it.

Plus he will become surprised when he finds out he can not pay Uber cash.


They're changing their policy just for him; He has that covered.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96043 on: June 08, 2018, 12:54:41 PM »
with all those horny young people now residing at the Hacienda
in line at the newly christened Love Shack
to see horny slow Kathy
and go bang bang bang
I wonder if the Newport cigarette smoking BLACK MAN might pay a visit ?
in his Toyota Hylander Hybrid...
and rescue horny slow Kathy and her jar of mayo from FAT FALKIE, before he returns ?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96044 on: June 08, 2018, 01:03:48 PM »
with all those horny young people now residing at the Hacienda
in line at the newly christened Love Shack
to see horny slow Kathy
and go bang bang bang
I wonder if the Newport cigarette smoking BLACK MAN might pay a visit ?
in his Toyota Hylander Hybrid...
and rescue horny slow Kathy and her jar of mayo from FAT FALKIE, before he returns ?

Will Ratty Patty be over to get in on the action?  Tune in to the next Kathie's Korner to find out

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96045 on: June 08, 2018, 01:05:27 PM »



"Hold on, that's my phone ringing....  UUNGH!!!!!!!".

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96046 on: June 08, 2018, 01:13:02 PM »


"Hold on, that's my phone ringing....  UUNGH!!!!!!!".

Within 30 seconds, it's about him. He has no concept of depression therefore how can he possibly relate to it and what it isn't. Senda, you fat fucking idiotic cunt, money and the trappings of wealth have nothing to do with depression.


The cynical haters, trolls and fools might be forgiven for thinking his recent begging for donations was simply to top up his AlienCon money pile and not as we've been led to believe, an essential part so he can go in the first place. The top up will of course be spent before next week on shit and toys, so he'll be back to basics. When he returns, he'll have a broken I-Pad that needs repairing, chargers that need renewing, and cats that need feeding...No change then.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96047 on: June 08, 2018, 01:16:39 PM »
The cynical haters, trolls and fools might be forgiven for thinking his recent begging for donations was simply to top up his AlienCon money pile and not as we've been led to believe, an essential part so he can go in the first place. The top up will of course be spent before next week on shit and toys, so he'll be back to basics. When he returns, he'll have a broken I-Pad that needs repairing, chargers that need renewing, and cats that need feeding...No change then.

I wouldn't put it past him to declare that all of "his equipment" suddenly broke within the next week, and make demands for emergency Ipads etc, before he can leave for Alien Con.  Not to mention, I believe he said his internet gets turned off on the 15th? because he hasn't paid it yet?

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96048 on: June 08, 2018, 01:18:09 PM »
Youtube notifies the IRS on all Superchat payouts which means that George will eventually receive a letter from Social Security stating overpayments were made to him and they will request payback of unreported funds used to calculate his SSI contributions to his monthly payment. Now that may take awhile but I assume donations via PayPal will also be reported and once again the watchful eyes of the Social Security System will re-calculate and demand payback of overpayments as well.

Enjoy your trip George and remember to spend, spend, spend! After all, you deserve it!

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96049 on: June 08, 2018, 01:21:18 PM »
Kathie's instincts will be to play the loud music Falkie doesn't care for (because they don't sing the words so he can understand them).  I do hope Falkie reminds her to not touch the settings on his radio, and that she remembers to follow his instructions on this.  The last thing he needs when he finally arrives home, tired and food stained, is to turn on his radio and have that shit come blasting out.

Also, there are going to be a couple of re-traumatized cats when they see their former apartment mate sloughing up to feed them.

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96050 on: June 08, 2018, 01:25:11 PM »
Youtube notifies the IRS on all Superchat payouts which means that George will eventually receive a letter from Social Security stating overpayments were made to him and they will request payback of unreported funds used to calculate his SSI contributions to his monthly payment. Now that may take awhile but I assume donations via PayPal will also be reported and once again the watchful eyes of the Social Security System will re-calculate and demand payback of overpayments as well.

Enjoy your trip George and remember to spend, spend, spend! After all, you deserve it!

Music to my ears!!

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96051 on: June 08, 2018, 01:27:36 PM »
I wouldn't put it past him to declare that all of "his equipment" suddenly broke within the next week, and make demands for emergency Ipads etc, before he can leave for Alien Con.  Not to mention, I believe he said his internet gets turned off on the 15th? because he hasn't paid it yet?

I'm sure all his 'real' friends will come through upon his return and adorn him with more grifts er..gifts to repair and replace his aging and broken equipment. I can hardly wait to listen to his moaning and groaning of all the trials and tribulations he was forced to endure during his trek to 'Alien Conjob'

Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96052 on: June 08, 2018, 01:53:39 PM »
Prédictions for Aliencon :
1) After checking Falkie's cats, Slow Kathy forgets to lock the door. Burglars take all of his électroniques but leave the books. Nobody steals books. They leave the door open and all of his cats run away.





Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)
« Reply #96057 on: June 08, 2018, 01:57:51 PM »
What a pile of living dog shit.