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I'm begging you, please, no more Whitley Streiber

Started by Gassy Man, October 03, 2013, 06:52:12 PM

Jackstar

I do not think that there is any thing at all to inspire any thing at all like the kind of loathsome rhetoric that Mr. Streiber has had directed at him, other than the great likelihood that he is simply telling every one a very dangerous truth.

More Whitley Streiber, please. Asshole. :)

Quote from: Jackstar on October 09, 2013, 09:13:56 AM
I do not think that there is any thing at all to inspire any thing at all like the kind of loathsome rhetoric that Mr. Streiber has had directed at him, other than the great likelihood that he is simply telling every one a very dangerous truth.

More Whitley Streiber, please. Asshole. :)

It's about time someone stood up for him! Welcome.






P.S.


WHITLEY, I KNOW IT'S YOU, WILL YOU PLEASE WRITE THE SEQUEL TO "THE WOLFEN" ALREADY! You guys were able to get "The Day After Tomorrow" made, and you know you can get WOLFEN II together. Don't bullshit me here, call Jake Gyllenhaal or who the fuck ever you need to call, but it's time to start MAKING shit happen like you used to in the 1980's! It would be highly advisable that you use the word "Reboot" somewhere in your pitch. Don't you see that WOLFEN could be made into a cult franchise revival?? Anyways, thanks for joining, Whitley.


Jackstar

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... wtf? This place has strange demographics. brh, collating.

Quote from: Jackstar on October 09, 2013, 09:29:34 AM
Negative, Ghost Rider.

Oh well... It would be great if he did join, I think that it would cause a lot of people to reconsider their position on him




The General

Quote from: Jackstar on October 09, 2013, 09:13:56 AM
I do not think that there is any thing at all to inspire any thing at all like the kind of loathsome rhetoric that Mr. Streiber has had directed at him, other than the great likelihood that he is simply telling every one a very dangerous truth.

More Whitley Streiber, please. Asshole. :)
We call people like you 'BeWeebers.'


ziznak

Quote from: someguy on October 08, 2013, 05:27:48 PM
That's where you're wrong. Check out this video, stolen from Area 51:

Ufo Porno
Can we get a translation on this?

Gassy Man

Quote from: Jackstar on October 09, 2013, 09:13:56 AM
I do not think that there is any thing at all to inspire any thing at all like the kind of loathsome rhetoric that Mr. Streiber has had directed at him, other than the great likelihood that he is simply telling every one a very dangerous truth.

More Whitley Streiber, please. Asshole. :)
Well, if we're unfortunate enough to get more Whitley, that's the part of his body that will get the most attention.

DanTSX

Whitley,

The greys never told you that in the future that the penis is going to devolve into a little nub, like an outie bellybutton.  Everything your weiner does will be accomplished using your butthole.

The same goes for eating.  Take a look at those greys dude.  Do their mouths look wide enough to get anything into?  Hell no!  It's vestigal.  The asshole will be used for eating as well.  The asshole is the the way of the future and YOU have BEEN CHOSEN TO LEAD US FAIR ANAL PROSPECTOR!  It's all quite efficient once you think about it.

SPREAD THE WORD WHIT!  Think of it this way……you will save $ on toothbrushes.


Jackstar

I've never felt more welcome. I have a lot of reading to do.

lonevoice

Quote from: The General on October 08, 2013, 09:47:27 PM
I love it.
From here on out, any funny business by any alien in the anal area is hereby christened...
'Weebered'
I agree, it sounds much better than "anal probing."  You know, along the same line, I cringe every time LMH says an animal had its rectum cored.   We wouldn't want to be too imprecise by using "weebered" for rectal coring too, right?   How about "howdy,"  in honor of LMH?   The cow had its tongue cored, and it had been "howdied."   

The General

Quote from: Jackstar on October 09, 2013, 06:18:13 PM
I've never felt more welcome. I have a lot of reading to do.
Welcome to Bellgab.
We like you.
Post often.

Quote from: Gassy Man on October 09, 2013, 04:30:54 PM
Well, if we're unfortunate enough to get more Whitley, that's the part of his body that will get the most attention.


There are too many things that make me laugh too damned hard on this forum!


Jackstar

How many of you posting here have ever actually been raped?

Is there a thread here for that?

aldousburbank

Quote from: Jackstar on October 09, 2013, 07:31:44 PM
How many of you posting here have ever actually been raped?

Is there a thread here for that?
Either this one or Things That Annoy You.

Jackstar

This is obviously the thread for those who liked it.

onan

Quote from: Jackstar on October 09, 2013, 07:35:46 PM
This is obviously the thread for those who liked it.

We aren't a support group for sexual assault. We are a forum that discusses guests that present their stories/information. We often are skeptical.

Rude offensive statements are often directed at those guests, (in this case) Strieber.

Please don't confuse gallows humor for insensitivity to those that have been abused... that would be a mistake.

Jackstar

Quote from: onan on October 09, 2013, 07:41:02 PM
We are a forum
You are a thread. I'll get to the rest of it later.

I love your name!

aldousburbank

Quote from: onan on October 09, 2013, 07:41:02 PM
We aren't a support group for sexual assault. We are a forum that discusses guests that present their stories/information. We often are skeptical.

Rude offensive statements are often directed at those guests, (in this case) Strieber.

Please don't confuse gallows humor for insensitivity to those that have been abused... that would be a mistake.
Thanks dude. Was getting weird in here. Welcome Jackstar. We don't sound as stupid as we are.


DanTSX

Quote from: Jackstar on October 09, 2013, 07:35:46 PM
This is obviously the thread for those who liked it.
liked what?  The probing?   Can't tell if you are serious or sarcastic




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