Crayons Snoorge uses to color his Mothman coloring book ? ...

[Falkie2013]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Crayola_crayon_colors

There are 133 Crayola colors.

Which colors do you think Snoorge uses when he colors in his Mothman coloring book and does he stay inside the lines or go out of the lines ?




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[Juan]

sNoorch has open lines.

[ziznak]

He likes to use "thistle" but ask lil jorch to pronounce it and he just hold up the crayon and goes "thisssshhhhhhh."

[ShayP]

Clearly he would use colors he could pronounce. (red, blue, brown, grey, etc.)  He would never go outside the lines.  If he did, he would scream "Nooooo!!! I'm sorry mommy. Georgie is sorry!"  All the while weeping and punching himself in the head.  Then I imagine him looking in the bathroom mirror and attempting to use the crayons as lipstick.  He weeps more and spits at his reflection in the mirror.  Later he walks to the convenience store to get a turkey on wheat.

[PB the Deplorable]

George would be surprised to learn there are different colors - he doesn't pay attention, didn't notice, and isn't interested.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Is there a turmeric colored or flavored crayon?  If so, I am sure Georgie would be torn between eating it or coloring Mothman.

[Falkie2013]

http://nommable.net/recipes/food/desserts/recipe-turmeric-ice-cream/

Which Snoorge will be dishing out at Baskin Robbins once he's forced to quit Coast.


http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorcrayonareyouquiz/

http://www.colourlovers.com/web/blog/2008/04/22/all-120-crayon-names-color-codes-and-fun-facts


All of these named below are probably in Snoorge's box of crayons somewhere.

Uncomfortable Crayon Colors
Posted on September 23, 2012 by Jorge Bonilla
Gender-Ambivalent Mauve

Domestic Abuse Rouge

It’s-Probably-Syphilis Saffron

Malignant Tumor Diagnosis Taupe

Latino Immigrant Burnt Mahogany

Colostomy Bag Chestnut

Rejected-from-Yale Dartmouth Green

Suicide Awareness Umber

Bargain Bin Macaroni and Cheese

Uncleared Browser History Periwinkle

“You’re Actually Adopted” Sepia

Nickleback Nationwide Tour Auburn

While I couldn't find a Crayola saffron ( the color of turmeric ) I did find a watercolor one.


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[Roy Hinkley]

More like: "Tommie, get over here and color this for me!"

[stlcoastfan1985]

How 'bout:
1. Pizza Roll Burn Blood Red
2. Disgusting Gay Pornstache Black
3. Just Plain Boring White
4. Put Me To Sleep Silver
5. Color Me Purple 'Cause I'm Suffocating From the Sewage I Spew Out for 5 Hours A Night
6. B.S. Brown

That's all I can think of for now. Might come back w/some more later.

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