Ask Jackstar Anything

[starrmtn001]

Nah.  Fanny packs and lava lamps are where the smart money’s going.  Big comeback ahead.  Can’t miss.

Fanny packs, probably.  Lava lamps?  Hmmm.  Not if the grid goes out.

[Metron2267]

The grid you say?



Any theories on all the internet outages, 911 call centers down across the country, blown transformers lighting up the night sky in NYC....?? What are the chances??

Funny you mention that...

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/27/nyregion/blue-sky-queens-explosion.html?action=click&module=News&pgtype=Homepage

[Jackstar]

Not if the grid goes out.

https://twitter.com/pattymalek/status/1078669734583902208

https://twitter.com/Arquivo_X/status/1078686929170837506

https://twitter.com/maggieofthetown/status/1078703420566106112

[Metron2267]

https://twitter.com/pattymalek/status/1078669734583902208

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnoyLwz6tFM

[Original Larry]

Jackstar, from what dimension do you come? I know I am asking for trouble, but you never fail to entertain. Oh, I forgot to ask if you are a "bot". whatever that is.

[Jackstar]

Jackstar, from what dimension do you come?

I have absolutely no idea.

I know I am asking for trouble, but you never fail to entertain. Oh, I forgot to ask if you are a "bot". whatever that is.

I have it on excellent authority that I was, in fact, squirted whole out of a human vagina. Beyond that, I cannot strictly say with any real certitude. Personal evidence points to some semblance of self-driven impetus, but that's just what an algo would say.

Remain skeptical. It bolsters my street cred.

[Original Larry]

I believe you Jackstar, this is serious. If you were president, who would you kill first?
not including me, of course. I have a list if you get stuck.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I have it on excellent authority that I was, in fact, squirted whole out of a human vagina. Beyond that, I cannot strictly say with any real certitude. Personal evidence points to some semblance of self-driven impetus, but that's just what an algo would say.

Holy fuck.  It's all about YOU, isn't it?  Nothing else matters.

[scentless]

jackstarr, is it true that you once went to 1955 to steal biff's sports almanac and you are in fact john titor? stop hiding.

[Original Larry]

Jackstar! You failed to step into my trap! Too smart for that, eh? Jump on over to Decon's thread and join in the fun of "Deathlist 2019" It's my favorite game.

[Metron2267]

Why Richard Dreyfus in 2019?

And why would he try and fake his death - for pizza?

[Jackstar]

Jackstar! You failed to step into my trap! Too smart for that, eh?

Dude, where's my car?

[Jackstar]

Why Richard Dreyfus in 2019?

Call it a hunch.

And why would he try and fake his death - for pizza?

Given the opportunity to do so... these days, who would not fake their own death?

[Jackstar]

jackstarr, is it true that you once went to 1955 to steal biff's sports almanac and you are in fact john titor? stop hiding.

DORA DORA
EXECUTE TRIGGER ALPHA PELICAN

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Given the opportunity to do so... these days, who would not fake their own death?
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Apparently Ruth Bader Ginsburg

[SpaceMeowMaid]

So Jackstar,  on that Deathnote (excellent series btw).... What do you think of Rarth Bader? Like what is her angle pretending to be a living breathing SCOTUS?


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[Jojo]

Jackstar, how come Tootsie doesn't post anymore?  And why is that?

[Jackstar]

What do you think of Rarth Bader?

I don't think of her at all.

[Jackstar]

Jackstar, how come Tootsie doesn't post anymore?  And why is that?

See directly above.

[Metron2267]

Call it a hunch.

Given the opportunity to do so... these days, who would not fake their own death?

Point.

[Jojo]

Tootsie did not fake her own death! 

[Jojo]

See directly above.

Isn't there a member named Astro Bitch?

[Metron2267]

Tootsie did not fake her own death!

Indeed not - she is among the living yet.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

I don't think of her at all.

I think of herm a little especially with the latest SC ruling...

[Metron2267]

[Jackstar]

some low energy copypasta that has fuckin' nuttin' to do with Jackstar

Listen up, you primitive screwhead: just because I asked you a question and you answered it, doesn't give you special privileges here. You'll never find out why I voted for Obama at this rate.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

You'll never find out why I voted for Obama

[Dr. MD MD]

[Corona Kitty]

In your opinion jackstar, who's the biggest faggot piece of shit on the forum?

[Gd5150]

You and Jackoff make a great couple.