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Indian Phone Bank Scammers
« on: February 28, 2018, 07:45:30 AM »
I've found these recently. It's people fucking with scam artist telemarketers in India.



FF to 12:00 where the scammer tells us how he really feels.

"Blbbbb blbbbbbb blub, let me have fermented apple juice, I guess"

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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2018, 07:48:39 AM »


69 Bitcoin worth of nudes

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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2018, 08:18:19 AM »
I have a friend who lives for these calls, he really messes with scammers.  Best ever was him faking suicide with a blank gun.

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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2018, 01:23:28 PM »


Ha. That is awesome. I used to mess with the 419ers years ago via email, getting them to go to Western Unions, waste their time, sending them fake copies of Wire Xfers documents, arranging to meet their "colleagues" to give over the money, etc. Some of them had pretty good networks with local in our cities (I guess migrants/relatives) actually but are easily fooled going after the money.

This guy did some epic ones:
http://www.419eater.com/

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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2018, 02:10:37 PM »
I like to mess with the scammers who pretend to be calling from Microsoft about a security problem with my computer (I have a Mac).  I make them repeat everything until they start sighing and grinding their teeth, then I put them on hold for a few minutes while I "start up my computer." When I pick up again I say, whether itís a man or woman, ďAll set, but before we start I was just wondering if youíre wearing underwear.Ē They usually hang up immediately, although one guy actually scolded me for not taking the situation seriously.

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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2018, 06:52:15 PM »
This one's nuts. He starts talking shop with this scammer and the scammer tells him about his buddy doing ten years for fraud and how he soaked some guy for a quarter million.




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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2018, 01:44:02 AM »
Hello?

You have nice iPhobiA,,?

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« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2018, 02:03:08 AM »
It is funny as hell when he gets to the "John Wayne Gay" part!


ROFL!

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« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2018, 02:51:08 AM »
One of these shitheels calls me this morning, tells me they're from Microsoft and have been getting error messages sent from my computer.  I tell them great, thanks for calling me, this must have something to do with my computer running badly.  Moron hangs up.

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« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2018, 03:21:58 AM »
One of these shitheels calls me this morning, tells me they're from Microsoft and have been getting error messages sent from my computer.  I tell them great, thanks for calling me, this must have something to do with my computer running badly.  Moron hangs up.

I used to string them along until I finally said, Oh, you're getting messages from my Windows computer?! That's really weird cuz I'm on an Apple Mac. Silence. Deer in headlights. Sometimes they'd ask if anyone else in the home had a computer but when I said no the same thing. They didn't know what to do or say and so would usually hang up but they'd still keep calling. Then I'd do the same thing but release a litany of profanity afterward. Eventually they stopped calling me.

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« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2018, 11:14:02 AM »
I used to string them along until I finally said, Oh, you're getting messages from my Windows computer?! That's really weird cuz I'm on an Apple Mac. Silence. Deer in headlights. Sometimes they'd ask if anyone else in the home had a computer but when I said no the same thing. They didn't know what to do or say and so would usually hang up but they'd still keep calling. Then I'd do the same thing but release a litany of profanity afterward. Eventually they stopped calling me.

I usually just hang up, but once in awhile I'm in the mood to mess around with them.  Once I ended up talking to the guy for 15 or 20 minutes, he said he was originally from Singapore, now living in Dubai doing this job, and wanted to know about what jobs there might be in Calif, what they paid, what food, apartments, etc cost, if there were girls to date.  He sounded pretty miserable.

There is a local morning radio drive show that has a daily segment ''Dicking With Telemarketers'' where the guy records them and strings them along, pretending to be a whacked out old man, making more and more outrageous comments until they finally hang up.  107.7 around 8am...

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« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2018, 12:01:08 PM »
Somewhere there's a gabcast where Eddie Dean I believe messed with these guys using the "George Noory soundboard".  Hearing the guy try to deal with random Nooryisms was a crack-up. 

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« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2018, 01:27:57 PM »
Somewhere there's a gabcast where Eddie Dean I believe messed with these guys using the "George Noory soundboard".  Hearing the guy try to deal with random Nooryisms was a crack-up.
Classhic.  ;D



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