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Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 09, 2022, 09:38:46 AMLindell has been activated!  Lindell has been activated!



https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1590201813047078915

He said he was going to have his Cyber Guys tapped into the machines to monitor the Chinese hacking, I can't wait for next summer's Cyber Summit in Fond du Lac WI ! ! !  The cheese must flow

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 09, 2022, 07:14:30 AMHydra Vulgaris to be precise. BTW - what did you name yours?

MB, short for embolism 🥺

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 09, 2022, 06:57:39 AMThis is from a Pfizer press release?!

No it's from the alien octopus-looking thing who lives in the baxine and whispered it in my ear.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 09, 2022, 06:55:53 AMYour mom didn't seem to mind.

😑

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 09, 2022, 06:41:05 AMIt was consensual. I know for someone who's never had sex that all sex must seem like rape. 🙄

You are supposed to knock first, or ring the little bell.

Quote from: WOTR on November 09, 2022, 04:07:52 AMOdd. I was promised that within two years we would all be dead from the dreaded coof unless we all took the baxine (no exceptions allowed.)

Horseshit.  YOu were promised your exposure was inevitable and your odds which were already better than 99/100 would be even better with the Dread Baxine than without, which has held true.  But there's always two more weeks...

Quote from: malachi.martini on November 09, 2022, 03:33:28 AMYou promise?

You should probably ask whatever toilet-bowl oracle came up with that eighth-day-of-the-month thing 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 09, 2022, 01:18:45 AMI lost to a man with brain damage.

Trumpiness is brain damage. Fetterman's odds of recovery are better than yours.

Quote from: WOTR on November 09, 2022, 02:21:43 AMI hope the Democrats win and keep a majority. If anybody thinks that things are going to be better in 2 years, I would laugh. Basically, the stratigic oil reserve will be used and the economy will continue to crumble.

Let the Democrats try to defend their record after controlling all political power for 4 years. Basically, let it burn untill enough people are sick of it and ask for change. Until then, I'm going to take up the fiddle.

The same thing goes for Canada. Leave Trudeau in until there is nothing but economic and social ruin and then we can rebuild after his policies produce the results for society that they are destined to.

It is too late, in 2 years we will all be dead from Putin's nuclear tsunami sub and the also the Dread BAxeen, and most will also be transgender 😱

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 08, 2022, 11:18:35 PMNo, despite your deep, twisted desire for me, I'm not gay. Though if you ever saw me you would really, REALLY wish I was. 

Hey doc are you getting your horn hat ready?

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 08, 2022, 10:19:16 PMSo what is going on with this Norwegian Princess that is engaged to a witch doctor?

She's always been a loon.  Now she's a menopausal loon.  They need to junk the whole thing when Harald croaks, or just stuff him and sit him in a chair.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 08, 2022, 10:03:12 PMBecause when an eletions are rigged there is really only one option left: rebellion and revolution.

Choke down another cheeseburger you goof

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 08, 2022, 10:00:12 PMWayne Root says the Vegas gambler guys now say the Dems hold the Senate. 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 08, 2022, 09:55:44 PMSadly, that's an accurate picture of where our elections are at now. 

Why are you whining already?  It still looks like the Rs are going to take both houses of Congress.

busy cranking out those mail-in ballots

Pahrump, of course 

Nevada officials begin unprecedented hand count of ballots

QuoteTwo groups of five that The Associated Press observed Wednesday spent about three hours each counting 50 ballots. Mismatched tallies led to recounts, and occasionally more recounts. Several noted how arduous the process was, with one volunteer lamenting: "I can't believe it's two hours to get through 25" ballots...

Nye County commissioners voted to run a hand count of all its ballots after being bombarded with complaints by residents who have been subjected to nearly two years of conspiracy theories related to voting machines and false claims that the 2020 presidential election was stolen from former President Donald Trump.

Trump won 69% of the vote in Nye County even as President Joe Biden won Nevada by about 33,500 votes.

Nye County wanted to start counting its early ballots before Election Day rather than risk missing the state's Nov. 17 certification deadline.

Nye is the most prominent county in the U.S. to change its vote-counting process in reaction to the conspiracy theories — even though there has been no evidence of widespread fraud or manipulation of machines in the 2020 election, including in Nevada. The decision prompted the long-time county clerk to resign.

The goobers are just fucking things up for the hell of it now.

Quote from: pate on November 08, 2022, 02:20:48 PMK_Dubb, Attend:

Norwegian Man Now Identifies as a Disabled Woman, Uses Wheelchair "Almost All The Time"

Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"pate always steps up to the plate"

Norway's bid to sweep the next paralympics is going well 🥳

https://twitter.com/MattOswaltVA/status/1589740635246202882

Quote from: SredniVashtar on November 08, 2022, 10:29:22 AMWell, the unflushable turd is coming for another round and I'm sure you idiots are already unbuckling your pants (although most of you can't find a belt that fits) and have broad retard grins all ready to go.

So we'll fire him again.  He's not a mad emperor.  However despotic and terrifyingly ridiculous he becomes, we are stronger.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on November 08, 2022, 10:04:42 AMYou are such a hateful queen. Anyway, claiming that the average Yank is an ignoramus is hardly controversial, I have been illustrating this point for many years despite your fey, ineffectual, hand-waving attempts to bandy words with me. Any country that could elect Trump doesn't deserve to be taken seriously. It's Caligula's horse all over again. Have you seen some of the candidates up for election? Fucking hell, It's a perp walk of crapulous idiocy, and you're in denial with all your artisan coffee and promiscuous dockside rogerings.

You forget, we also fired him.  Suck on it bong.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 07, 2022, 11:34:47 PMOkay, I've lived in the States just over six years, through two general elections and a mid term, this will be the second.

The American system is based on money. Are you rich/influential? Yes? Then roll up, we'll get you lobbied. Congress (Especially the Senate)is pretty much a stagnant atrophied edifice that has no incentive to do anything for the people in general. It has been completely out of touch with the demograph of the country, unless you happen to be an octogenarian white millionaire. Just who does Chuck Grassley represent? Land? This is the thing, because each state has two Senators, California or Georgia or Florida or New York State have the same say as Wyoming, which has just over half a million people, fewer than the population of Sacramento. California has nearly 40 Million. Grassley's state Iowa just over 3 million. Yet all three have the same say irrespective of the actual votes cast for any party nationally, even if any piece of legislature doesn't directly effect that state. The big problem is US politicians are not compelled to relinquish their business interests when they take office, they can even game the markets and get no sanctions. Win win. They can (and do!) vote for legislation that will directly benefit them (and the billionaires) personally. Tax breaks for the very rich who could never spend what they already own? Absolutely. Free child care? Free health care at the point of need, bypassing the insurance companies who (and I know this is a shock) are in it for profit not health care. Oh no, that's 'socialism'. Someone explain to me why that isn't perverse.
 
And there's the other bind, only two parties with (today) diametrically opposing views save for a very few who will compromise, but again in the current climate, unless the Republicans bow to the orange Jesus they're ostracised or worse. Neither party as they stand will represent the population, only their own tribe. It needs at least another one maybe two more parties that drop in the middle.

 The average education level of America is low compared with other industrialised countries. Sure, there are some truly brilliant people, but the median nationally isn't high.
And it plays to the advantage of certain politicians, because an uneducated electorate is easy to manipulate, easy to convince. Certain candidates have taken it to a new level and advocated the banning of books in schools, because they're so insecure of their own value it scares them that a kid might read different opinions and arrive at their own rather than that of the bigot dictating what they read. And certain teachers in certain states are leaving, so the self fulfilling prophecy might realise sooner rather than later.

Such as the I think two dozen plus 'props' on the bill for this years election here. They're referendums. Our letterbox has been crammed with the mailing crap.

And if you don't think lying matters; let me remind you about what happened in 2016 in the UK. Boris Johnson, Micheal Gove, Nigel Farage and others pushed the myth that if the UK pulled out of the EU, then fluffy bunnies would skip in the meadows, fluffy clouds would rain liquid gold and Britain would gain respect throughout the world because they were free of the shackles of the EU..

We're in 2022, since then the UK is on it's FORTH PM, the mendacious Johnson long gone and still rich. But what of Brexit? Well, the economy is fucked, you think the inflation in the US is poor, it has a rate that right now the UK would dream of having. And NOT ONE politician that advocated Brexit has even acknowledged that the issues that were predicted by the remainers (and came to pass) have anything to do with Brexit! Delusion isn't even close.

There's a real possibility that the UK will tank it's currency, I don't mean drop to parity with the dollar but really tank. And it could have been avoided, but the liars won. It's what they wanted but they're too cowardly to own it. They essentially forced the deportation of EU citizens who until Brexit had freedom of movement to work and live..Now they've gone, the hospitality industry has no staff to make the beds in hotels, Fruit growers have no-one to help with the harvest. Farmers cannot sell their stock anyway because the paperwork they didn't need in the EU they now do, and so don't have the freedom of transit, miles and miles of trucks at the ports as they wait for custom clearance, supermarket shelves not close to how they were when I left the UK..And it will only get worse. All because of a lie.

After complaining about poorly educated, easily manipulated American voters, you then complain about gullible Brexiteers falling for the same sort of thing.  Maybe it's just you?

I really hate Englishers coming over here and acting superior, as though it's always BBC 4 vs. our History Channel ftw, when everyone knows you guys have had a voracious appetite for tabloid nonsense for generations and the coarsening of our American political dialogue can be traced to infiltration by your trashy media.  A lot of the same people.  A few years ago there was a fad, it was as though every cable news station had their carpetbagging bong prating away in their godawful accent about American politics.  This is all your fault.

The ballot box is the great leveler where a coddled academic and a coal-rolling trumpkin have exactly the same power, and that is really your problem with it.  No amount of British classist listen-to-your-betters nagging can, or should, work here.  Blaming education levels for a result you don't like is barely more credible than claiming voter fraud, it's just rationalizing away the empirically demonstrated fact that people don't agree with you.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 07, 2022, 02:03:05 PMHappy 2nd anniversary to one of the weirdest things I've ever watched.

Thanks!  I just had a look at bellgab's coverage of that event.  Little did we know, we ain't seen nothing yet 🥳

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 07, 2020, 09:40:16 AMSo what is going down at the landscaping company in Philly?  It's gonna be some David Icke shit, isn't?  I'm scared thread. Hold me.........

Quote from: SredniVashtar on November 07, 2022, 11:04:25 AMBut it would have to be a pie that looked like a penis, or you know he'll lose interest.

Funny you should mention, was just thinking of shaping that marzipan-filled sugar-dusted German Christmas bread in a special way this year and calling it "stollen erection"

Quote from: Asuka Langley on November 07, 2022, 12:27:36 AMI think i am the only japanese girl who prefers canned GoySlop cranberry sauce

I have an uncle who is like that, he insists on his own can, also creamed corn instead of gravy on the mashed potatoes.  Very odd man.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 06, 2022, 11:53:04 PMThe cranberry sauce better be made with fresh cranberries or I'm going to pitch a fit, you commie douchebag.

FFS it came out of a can they would take my homo card away you ass

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 06, 2022, 11:14:52 PMApropos nothing; Do the panel think Trump's derogatory nickname for the governor of FL at the rally in PA over the weekend and the barrage of negative comments from the right, and calls of 'fuck off' in the crowd towards drump may mean lack of support for the former POTUS if he runs for POTUS 2024?

And in other news Kari Lake, running in AZ...
"Screw my husband, I like Trump more!"

Delish eh?

No they are only gay for Trump



God knows I can relate 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 06, 2022, 11:00:04 PMHere's a bag of peets blend for y'all:



Happy Holidays!

How sweet, you put one in there just for me 😍

Quote from: malachi.martini on November 06, 2022, 10:53:16 PMLooks pretty oily.

Lots of NY has gone full 6th wave, where coffee that tastes like coffee is bad. Orange man bad. Had an absolutely vile espresso that tasted like fermented strawberries last week. Subpar Peet's blend would have been welcome.

Seattle is like that, too, funny since we are the home of burnt beans.  I like that stuff for something different -- taste the blueberries!  Yes, it tastes remarkably like blueberries, but most of the time I prefer to drink coffee.  Which for me is black and shiny.

Quote from: malachi.martini on November 06, 2022, 10:40:01 PMI dunno. I have a genuine affection for even the retards here. When Doc's going on about KDubbs mouth being full of globalist cocks, or when Kdubbs fantasizing about the Chud gulags he's going to oversee, the togetherness is implied... no?

I agree with this.  If we were a family I am pretty sure we would make it through Thanksgiving dinner without too much strife, which is more than can be said for a lot of folks.  Sure MDMD would storm out at some point muttering something about penises but he would be back for pie.