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Quote from: GravitySucks on June 12, 2018, 03:04:53 PM
Fuck off pervert. There aren’t many rules. Try following them.

Hey asshole, you ignorant sack of shit. It's a postcard from Cuba in the early 1900s. It depicts rural life in Cuba. It is a warm climate and children didn't wear clothes at that age. They still don't. It was common for them to drink goat milk like that. It's on google images. It is not in violation of the rules. If the site owner has a problem with it, he can delete it.

If you find it perverted or erotic, you have a mental problem. You're a pedophile or a repressed pedophile. Get psychiatric help now.

If you're joking or trolling me, good job. You have further lowered my opinion of the intelligence of the average person with internet access. You win. Fuck yourself and die. You ruined bellgab for me.

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 12, 2018, 02:38:32 PM
You just searching for a way to sneak in pedo shit?

Scumbag

Maybe you should cover your eyes.

Quote from: NXOEED on June 11, 2018, 07:08:45 PM
I keep pulling my teeth out. Not my front ones. Those are all in tact (for now). But around 1997, I was sitting by myself in a movie theater and a severely decaying molar had been giving me problems. I didn't have insurance and wasn't sure what to do, so I did just about the dumbest thing anybody could do. I had a screw, a screwdriver and an X-Acto knife in my bag, so out it came. Most of it, anyway. The root stayed in for another ten years.

The second tooth I took was after a visit to the dentist. He talked to me like I was a piece of shit (he was probably right). I left and said, "fuck this. I've done it before, I can do it again." and I did.

My molars are all basically gone now. I've got my front and peripheral teeth still (I don't know what you call those). You can't tell that I'm missing teeth unless I'm screaming or standing on a pier somewhere with my mouth open. But it sucks. It's for this reason that sleep is a problem. Pain every night at around the same time for about 21 years now. It shifts from gap to gap (empty spots where teeth used to be). The roots are still in some of them. I've fished them out of others. Always with the same utensils. Screws, safety pins, box cutters. When I die, it'll be of complications of this stupid shit. You can concentrate on pain in some teeth to give yourself a break from others, and it dulls a bit, but it never ends. And sleep doesn't come more often than it does.

Life is fucking bullshit.

Take care of yourself. You’re worth more than this. I knew somebody in Arizona who lost his front teeth at à young âge. Not sure how but he had a number of habits that caused Dry Mouth which causes tooth deczay and was addictEd to Dr. Pepper, cigarettes, and methamphetamine. He found a good and super cheap dentiste in Mexico not far from his home and got his teeth fixed. Apparaît l'y Mexico has good dental care for a fraction of the price than the States.  The dentist didn't lecture him or talk down to him either.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on June 12, 2018, 09:57:48 AM
L of t P,

If you read five pages a day, it will take you a year and three quarters to get to this current page.  You could try for ten per day, but you had better have a strong stomach for that.  Five pages has been known to cause serious enough side effects.  Good luck to you.

I m on page 21 . I like the suggestion that falkie auction off some fat for his next grifting opération.

If everyone pledged him  $1 for every pound he lost, he could  buy his cargo container compound.

A lot of self published amazon auteurs use generic free or cheap to use Stock Images.

Quote from: Ghost on June 11, 2018, 11:45:16 AM
Thanks for the heads up on the cover, Kolchak. That brings my opinion of him down another notch. If the cover isn’t original and creative, how can I trust what’s inside to be honest? It states it is a True Story.  :

Quote from: Metron2267 on June 11, 2018, 11:45:17 AM
...but libs love to bathe in the perceived glow of pseudo-academia to camouflage their utter disconnect from reality.

I'm an academic, and I see this all the time in my own profession. Many Libs and the more extrême ivory tower academics have this near-sighted world view and really seem clueless about the limits of what they know. As for myself, I realise I dont know much so I try not to prétend. .

Quote from: Lord Grantham on June 11, 2018, 09:18:14 AM
"After Watching 12 Hours of 'The Guy from Pittsburgh', I'm Straight Now" - The Bay Area Reporter

lol.

"George Senda Faux Leather Bear Bondage Harness with optional Ball Gag" As seen in International Gay Mâle.  Now at the Bellgab Store. Only $59.95 《-------Wow!

Quote from: Kolchak on June 11, 2018, 03:08:55 AM
Fun fact: Heather's guest tonight was, for a year, the president of the American Samoa Bar Association - which granted Saul Goodman his law degree.

I'll try to listen if I'm awake. Ideally I will switch back and forth between HLW and Dave. I miss her stories about her cats with medical conditions so expensive that they would bankrupt most people. At the end of the day, I want some spooky borderline creepy entertainment. I don't care about her psychological issues and bad judgement.

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on June 11, 2018, 07:35:08 AM
wouldn’t Cosmo be geared more to slow Kathy ?
“12 Sexy Mayo Tips to Drive Your FAT FALKIE to TWITCHING HEAVEN” ?

I think your right. The first one be longs in Détails.

Quote from: monica on June 10, 2018, 11:12:39 PM
A quick google image search reveals I don't know what I smoked at all.  It wasn't as euphoric as alcohol, but it was a huge, huge painkiller.  I described it to someone later and they said it was called hash, like from marijuana or something.  I was interested in it again the next day, but other than that, it didn't seem addictive and I never saw it again.  Then I had that night terror experience and if that was a side effect, then I was not interested.

It wasn't oily.  I see on Images that it looked like Cannabis Resin, and that sounds right because I had told the guy marijuana did nothing at all for me.  So he said I needed a stronger form of it. 

Here is an image.  If you squared the worm and sliced a piece off, let it dry out and wrapped it in foil, that would resemble what I took a few puffs of.

http://blog.mjbud.com/medical-marijuana-concentrates/cannabis-rosin/

Do you remember what it smelled like? Was there à distinct vinegar odor?

Quote from: WhiteCrow on June 10, 2018, 04:41:59 PM
You can't be Bothered? I ask you..did you "bother" to go to school? Of course you did.. school is many times a "bother" but we put up with the "bother" to learn.

Superstardom youtuber and a
now Super Hero.
I'd bother...

Is there a way to make youtube accounts that's not such a pain? Watching his videos has made me as lazy as he is.

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 10, 2018, 05:11:28 PM
Because he used tripod funds to buy new shoes. He didn’t have a new shoes fund so he had to use internet funds to buy new books, some blu-rays and a kitty catnip scratch post. STFU or he will bury your ass with his survival shovel.

I thought he was half-blind. What's he doing getting more books?

Your stuff is nothing like George Senda. He's an angry old man who yells at the camera or yells at the fat lady on the phone and abuses his audience for not sending him money. That and he eats with those fat, shit-stained fingers held close up to the camera for the world to see. And he abuses cats, hits Slow Kathy, "plunges the toilet," get goes down stairs all the time to get food out of the dumpster of his apartment complex.

I like your videos. You're sharing your artwork with us which is fun to watch. The Genesis Porridge drawing was cool too. The videos of you drawing remind me of Bob Ross painting the happy clouds and happy trees. The Current 93 or whatever it is sound track gives good atmosphere.

Quote from: NXOEED on June 10, 2018, 04:53:14 PM
ah thank you dude.

the uploading videos thing is a relatively new activity for me. i've had this account for years but never did anything with it until about two weeks ago. i started doing it because of a really good friend of mine who died. i didn't know he had a youtube channel until after he was gone, and it was a real comfort to be able to go back and watch pieces of his life.

Quote from: damon on June 10, 2018, 04:10:45 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2ShNf7vnIQ
Falkie got mad because only one person was in chat and it was joey. just watch the last few minutes of the livestream. lol
He wonders why on one was watching his live stream. The answer is very simple. He bans every one.

His videos make me physically ill. I can't watch them any more. I only heard the bit where he was reading a headline about some kind of exhibit where people can "walk through excrement." He was wagging his feces-stained fingers at the camera while he read. I might puke.

QuoteOh Damon, you have to forgive George and sign up under a new screen name. These super hero types are so "pure" they cant take any descent.

He banned my screen names after I offered him some heart-felt advice. The only foreseeable enjoyment that remains would be to log on with multis and try to give him an aneurysm. It was kind of fun when 80 somethign people logged in that one time and got him so worked up he turned purple. I can't be bothered to get a new email account to register every time.

Quote from: NXOEED on June 10, 2018, 12:18:06 AM
I did the research I said I was going to do. Went and watched some of his videos. Came to the painful realization that there's not a whole lot of difference between my channel and his channel. Some soul-searching is in order.

Do you find that Falkie is a "negative example" -- somebody whose only life accomplishment is to show people what not to do?

Thanks.

I like to fart on elevators.

It's a mix of oil and oil pastel. I painted it on a recent trip to Europe. Kind of hard to do with people walking by and making comments.  I'm only a beginner and don't know what I'm doing, but I learned something. I don't really look at my surroundings unless I sit and try to paint them.

This thread is icky.

Immodium?  I dont like train toilettes.  Whenever I have a long bus ride or flight I eat à handful of it. 1 handfull keeps me from poop ing for 2 or 3 days.

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on June 08, 2018, 11:44:26 PM
I am unsure how FAT FALKIE is going to even use the train toilet...
room enough for his FAT FALKIE ass ?
room enough for his wipe stick ?
no, I don’t believe he has thought this trip out...

maybe, he plans on using some of those FAT adult diapers Ratty Patty bought for slow Kathy ?
how would that smell ?

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on June 08, 2018, 08:03:24 PM
yeah right...
how will he handle the first objection to his live-streaming and commentary ?
could something happen to FAT FALKIE ?
maybe when he takes a nap...

I feel certain if something happens...
nobody will see anything

This one time, it was late in the night and nobody was guarding the train. à homeless tWeaker boarded outside of Sac. Train started.  Tweaker got mad at z random sleepING girl. Put à knife to her throat and said he was going to kill her. She xoke up and pissed her self.  Some body tackled him. Train mzde emergency stop and the police spent the rest of the night round ing up all of the other homeless meth heads who had boarded during the night.
After that I started taking Grey hHound.  Safe and people leave you alone.

It was a pointless loss of lives. Fortunately times have changed. At the time, Israel was aligned closer to the Soviet Union than the USA. I'm not knowledgeable of the tragic event, but I believe it was Cold War related. Currently, Israel is shifted closer to the USA.

Quote from: Kizuna Ai on June 08, 2018, 07:09:46 PM
>implying I didn't jump off the trump train after Jared Kushner started cucking the Donald

Never forget June 8th!

Quote from: damon on June 08, 2018, 07:37:36 PM
And the people on that train will get PTSD from Falkie on that train.

Yes. I get queasy just thinking about it. I can't ride it any more unless I'm heavily medicated. It's something about that route. It's a magnet for Falkies.

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on June 08, 2018, 07:27:26 PM
is Amtrak requiring FAT FALKIE to purchase TWO SEATS ?
OR do they DISCRIMINATE against regular size people, by forcing a regular size person to sit next to FAT FALKIE ?
(the spillover of FAT FALKIE could pose a health threat to a normal size person by smothering them)

I think he'll be on the Amtrak Starlight. I have been on that route on that train many times, and I have more horror stories than fingers. I won't discus them here, but from my years of Amtrak riding experience, Falkie is guaranteed to be at least one unwitting passenger's horror story.

Quote from: Bluejay on June 08, 2018, 04:35:15 PM

I like how he "clicks" while he give the thumbs up.  It's super cheesy, but it's funny.

Im surprised how much you all like David Hasselhoff. I thought he was only popular in Germany.

Quote from: Bluejay on June 08, 2018, 10:33:34 AM

Prédictions for Aliencon :
1) After checking Falkie's cats, Slow Kathy forgets to lock the door. Burglars take all of his électroniques but leave the books. Nobody steals books. They leave the door open and all of his cats run away.

In the falkie interview, Noory explained that he has no hobbies or intérêts outside of the show.  He wakes up and reads his C2C émail which us mostly book pitches. He prePs the rest of the day until the show.  A good work éthique but got to be monotonous.

Quote from: Dreamlander on June 08, 2018, 09:37:42 AM
This is why Dave comes across as a better host IMOHO.  Because of the breadth of experience and going out to do field work, he's able to weave some of his personal experiences into the conversation to enrich the interview.  As opposed to "wow", "oh boy", and "intrashting".  He's coming from a point of experience that's on a whole other level.

Yes this is one of the reasons we love Dave.

Quote from: bellNwhistle on June 08, 2018, 07:35:47 AM
If it hasn't been said, it's been thought: 

THIS is how you do it. Not some BS about how (Vara) or (Heather) took the show down, or did some kind of ninja attack on the systems, or any other stupid excuse or accusation pointed at the so-called "competition".

You apologized, said you'd get it figured out, AND promised to come back with a new show.

THAT is how you do it.

I agree, interesting story about the roman grapes. Too bad they've been lost.

The type of banana you're talking about is called Gros Michelle. In the 1950s, a fungus infected them and made it impossible to transport them on ocean voyages. I understand that they are still available in Japan or if you visit the countries where they are grown.

Most bananas sold in the West are those horrid Cavandish bananas. They have the flavor of cardboard. But if you're lucky, you might find some other banana cultivars at specialty fruit stores. Almost any of them will taste better than Cavendish.
   

Quote from: spookcat on June 08, 2018, 02:24:26 AM
That is really fascinating!

I once read about a type of banana that was hugely popular until it was pretty much wiped out in the 1950s by Panama disease. If I remember right, a lot of old fashioned candy was made to mimic that, which is why some banana flavored candy doesn't taste like the bananas that are available today.