• Welcome to BellGab.com Archive.
 
Menu

Show posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Show posts Menu

Messages - weeberwubber

#1
Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on February 10, 2019, 07:16:00 PM
Let's pick something visible in that photograph, and each of us sends him a DM asking him something about it.  Ask him to describe a feature on it and when he does, say oh that is a very rare collectable gear.  Did you know that George?  It's worth maybe 600-700 dollars to a collector.  Just one person spills the beans, the others be evasive and just try to get him to reveal the special feature.  Anyone in besides me?  I can be the bean spiller and once it is set up you guys chime in as the sleazy operators trying to fuck him out of his valuable collector's gear.

Crowdsource trolling. Excellent. He deserves it just for buying 3 square trade warranties.
#2
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
June 04, 2018, 09:02:01 PM
Quote from: Lowbot on June 04, 2018, 08:55:47 PM
ALERT!

Fuck! Keith lost Paul and Ella. Pack it in.  :(
#3
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
June 04, 2018, 07:43:35 PM
lol internet serious business
#4
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 30, 2018, 11:35:52 PM
A car pulls up to a cuckshed. A lady, near 70, gets out and walks towards the building. The door opens and Art exits. A moment later Heather appears in the doorway holding a white pad. Art nods as he walks past, back to his part of the compound. The lady approaches Heather and says "He forgot to reapply his pee-pad, did he?"
"Ummm, yes." Heather replies.
"He does that a lot. Lets sit down dear, we have much to talk about."
Stories of swinging fill the night before one final one. The story of one fateful swinging night that leads to this conversation.
"Art is your daddy, Heater." Ann finally admits.
"No! He can't be!" exclaims Heather.
"When in doubt, look to the cheekbones dear." explains Ann, "And I can't stand one more minute in this den of debauchery. I've finally had my fill of this lifestyle. I'm moving to Vegas." And with that Ann is off.
The next night Art visits the cuckshed but doesn't know something is different. "Wanna take a ride?" he exclaims as he opens the door. Heather is standing there holding his pee pad.
"Oh, this is where I left it?" Art asks.
"Where else would you have left it last night!?!" Heather asks.
"Ohhh! Ummm. Well, From The High Desert! And... cummm, West of the.. ummm. Where's your mom?"
"She saw the pee pad, Art. And she told me."
"She told you what?"
"That you are my father!"
"I'm your WHAT? Nooooooo."
"She says yes."
"Can't be"
"Look at the cheekbones, Art."
Art ponders for a moment and his eyes pop open, something clicks. "Ok, I believe you. This is so hot. I have the weirdest boner right now."
"Art! No! And we can't do this anymore." Heather explains.
"I mean, I've always wanted to fuck myself," Art ignores her and presses on, "but I could never figure out the logistics. I figured there would have to be portals. This is really close to it though!"
"Art, we can't do this anymore!"
"I mean look at the cheekbones!"
"Art!" Heather shouts, "We can't DO THIS ANYMORE!"
"Well I shouldn't get you preggers now."
"Right, and we have to stop it all." Heather says.
"Well, there is still the butt stuff." says Art hopefully.
"You leased the butt to Whitley, remember?" reminds Heather.
"No, not my butt. YOU'RE butt!" says Art, happily fixing the problem.
"Wait, you leased him your butt too?" Heather asks.
"Only mine. Wait, did he tell you he has tenants rights on your starfish?"
"Yes!"
"That bastard!" exclaims Art. "What did he do to it."
"He just puts weebles up there then when they pop out and land upright he jumps around calling them Aliens then he goes off to write a blog post. I think the sexual gratification doesn't come for him until he checks his adsense account." Heather explains.
"Well, that's not so bad." Art says.
"Oh dad! You're incorrigible! Hey, it's almost time for the show!"
"Ok Heater, you put on your Kermit voice and I'll go get the lotion."
#5
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 30, 2018, 03:48:54 PM
Quote from: brig on May 30, 2018, 12:04:01 AM
See website facelift, and subscribe available:

https://artbelllegacy.com/

I'm 10 pages behind so forgive me if it's been brought up but I just can't believe how ballsy she is:

QuoteWhen you become a Time Traveler, you, the listeners, support the show for only $4.99 per month. You keep Midnight In The Desert with Heather Wade on the air, get access to our archive of shows for a month, and can send Heather Wade your comments and questions through The Wormhole during the live show that she just might read on the air.

Now all the bumper music will be included in the archived shows! Also expect exclusive interviews with the finest guests throughout the Paranormal field that will be available only to Time Travelers.
Wanna take a ride? Subscribe to become a Time Traveler today and don't miss a thing on Midnight In The Desert with Heather Wade! The finest in late night talk.

Same price, same Time Traveler name, same Wormhole name, same everything except now she's allowing folks to download the bumper music defying all sense of monetilogical reasoning. Balls!
#6
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 29, 2018, 10:12:26 PM
Dave, these are awesome. https://www.vocalzone.com/buy/pastilles/vocalzone-throat-pastilles/
Used by Mr Tom Jones!
#7
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 29, 2018, 07:03:50 PM
Quote from: Richard Groyper on May 29, 2018, 06:51:34 PM
lol, Vara's network is about to go tits up. sad.

If only we weren't all a bunch of useless eaters.
#8
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 29, 2018, 06:33:33 PM
Quote from: Sean92008 on May 29, 2018, 06:21:40 PM
So, any numbers on listenership of the competing MitDs?

When I looked at this link about 20 minutes into Heather's show it said 870 current listeners. I would imagine a much lower number tonight. http://69.162.103.66:8003/
#9
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 29, 2018, 04:01:03 PM
Quote from: teknoslag on May 29, 2018, 12:07:03 AM
It's also known as the Rule of Three. Not all witches follow it. It didn't even really exist until Raymond Buckland and Monique Wilson presented it in their writings on Wicca during the middle of the 20th century. Before that, most practitioners of witchcraft and/or the occult followed the general rule of karma, if they followed any law of repercussion at all. And even then there was no real codified system.

A lot of witches, pagans, and occultists today view it as just another control measure put in place to keep people in line, much like you find in organized religion with the teachings of Hell and damnation, or in Eastern mysticism with the rule of Karma.

I figured it was a way to sell more white candles and what-not to cast protection spells so the shit didn't come back at you. Or as Paglini would say "To bind down the action not wanted, Art!"
#10
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 28, 2018, 11:25:03 PM
Quote from: WinWinS on May 28, 2018, 11:19:33 PM
Naw....I love Minnesota....we have Hotdish

And the Spam Museum and a kickin State Fair, both on my bucket list.
#11
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 28, 2018, 10:39:43 PM
Quote from: Tommie Knocker on May 28, 2018, 10:38:48 PM
Is she hitting on this guy?

Why not? She's been single for over a month now!
#12
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 28, 2018, 10:32:05 PM
Quote from: WinWinS on May 28, 2018, 10:30:12 PM
well the 1st 20 mins on MITD Part Deux She has said the same thing in 20 different ways so....... Join the Rebellion and take a walk on the Dark Side with Darkness Dave

#13
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 28, 2018, 10:22:25 PM
I can't stand the "p"s. wtf, can't she do something about that? Like when she says "happens" "open"
#14
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 28, 2018, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: cyclosp214 on May 28, 2018, 10:13:31 PM
Okay cannot listen to her shit anymore Switching over to Dave.

I'm switching as soon as the guest shows up. Will probably listen to see if anyone gets through on open lines night, then I'm done.
#15
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 28, 2018, 10:13:19 PM
Quote from: Sean92008 on May 28, 2018, 10:07:01 PM
God, her voice is fucking annoying. 

She's disconnected.  Already stretching her 1 hour of programming to 4 hours.  She's worse than Noory in buying time.

I would love to be doing open lines. Open lines are something that I've been dying to do and I would like so very much to be doing these open lines with you folks. Open lines is something that we will be doing once our wizards finish their technical work, because the difficulties are technical and the work which needs to be done is technical wizard work for open lines which will allow us to do open lines and I would like to be doing open lines.
#16
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 28, 2018, 10:09:43 PM
So she's not emotionally ready for this yet but she's on anyway. She still has no dump button or phone lines. But she's been working non stop to get back on the air.
#17
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 28, 2018, 10:01:35 PM
Fucking feed stops at midnight and you have to refresh the page. Once you finally find it. Fuck they make it difficult to listen.
#18
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 28, 2018, 09:54:58 PM
Quote from: brig on May 28, 2018, 09:54:24 PM
Try this link, you have to click on the purple bar for it to play:

https://paranormal.talkstreamlive.com/program/lnm_radio_network

Thank you!
#19
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 28, 2018, 09:54:32 PM
#20
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 28, 2018, 09:52:25 PM
Quote from: timebandit on May 28, 2018, 09:27:59 PM
I'm here http://lnmradionetwork.com/
and the youtube channel as backup

Hmmmm. Website takes forever to load, I'm getting zero sound, and the listen live button is simply a phone number.
#21
Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on May 19, 2018, 08:16:11 PM
a roommate of mine at university was Kevin Pontius...
hmmm
related ?

Did you find out about the half-brother thing yet?
#22
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 17, 2018, 09:44:41 PM
Quote from: DeadDogsEye on May 17, 2018, 07:55:55 PM


Who allowed Joe into the cuckshed? Who let Joe remove his equipment? You can't just enter someone's cuckshed and take your own shit.
#23
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 17, 2018, 09:34:40 PM
Quote from: chefist on May 17, 2018, 07:46:56 PM
This is what I found:

http://www.restaurant.org/Manage-My-Restaurant/Operations/Regulatory-back-office/11-questions-about-music-licensing

That's more lenient than what I found when I was checking out Pandora for business about 5 years ago. Maybe the rules are slightly different for food and drink service businesses whereas I'm retail.
#24
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 17, 2018, 09:27:34 PM
Quote from: Richard Groyper on May 17, 2018, 07:38:34 PM
Baby Joey got played. fuck! RIP

Is that Joe? He looks like a decent fucker, just a bit on the... well, he kinda looks like a guy who gets stupid at the poker game and gets himself shot.
#25
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 17, 2018, 07:43:39 PM
Quote from: chefist on May 17, 2018, 06:16:17 PM
I've read that you can use Fm or Am radio for free, but the size of the restaurant is limited, along with the number of speakers you use.

Is that not accurate?

What sucks about using FM radio is that the depressing commercials that are all over AM radio have infiltrated FM now. You don't want someone in your business getting ready to spend money and the radio is blurting out "MILLIONS ARE BURDENED BY CREDIT CARD DEBT! CALL FOR RELIEF!" or the TaxMasters commercials. Fucking grims every sale while they are on so you get pushed to a pay service now anyway.
#26
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 17, 2018, 07:37:06 PM
Quote from: chefist on May 17, 2018, 06:16:17 PM
I've read that you can use Fm or Am radio for free, but the size of the restaurant is limited, along with the number of speakers you use.

Is that not accurate?

I looked into it because there is a guy around here that goes around and reports places for sport. A business can have a single radio playing out of a single speaker in a single room without paying. Next level up is something like Pandora for business where you pay but can't choose the songs for like $1500 per year.
#27
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 17, 2018, 06:11:16 PM
Quote from: Sumthins Goin On on May 17, 2018, 01:39:56 AM
The bastards hit a Chinese restaurant client of mine way back. I set up overhead speakers to play Chinese music that they had. They switched over to FM radio one day, even after I told them never to play anything but their own background music. $3000 fine on the spot.

They hit a little coffee shop up here their first week for playing songs off an iPod. I don't think you can be to small for them to take action.
#28
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 17, 2018, 05:39:32 PM
Quote from: teknoslag on May 17, 2018, 12:06:30 AM
Not much of a surprise. He bet his network's future on a fake radio host with a fake Midnight in the Desert clone.



I once had a competitor who tried to steal my business, quite literally. He first paid a kickback to an employee of mine who would send the information to him when we would quote jobs. When I found out he hired my now former employee and told her to "make my business run exactly like his." She didn't know how because she wasn't me. They reproduced what I did and tried lower prices. They offered every person in my employ a job and a raise if they would leave here but nobody else left. In the end they tried so hard to be me that they could only reproduce a ghost of me, because in order to succeed to have to continually evolve and they didn't know how to evolve me. They never did try being themselves before they went out of business. It's going to be much the same with Heather. She's copying a ghost and can't evolve further. She will fade. Heater Fade.
#29
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 15, 2018, 09:34:19 PM
Quote from: chefist on May 15, 2018, 09:26:21 PM
I remember that call...my theory about English as being their second language just crapped out.

Theory still solid. They are from Kentucky. And Paul is a rock. But he got stirrrrrrred (or something.)
#30
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
May 15, 2018, 09:32:35 PM
Quote from: popple on May 15, 2018, 09:19:00 PM
Best of MITD2 tonight. I hope it's the ceiling Art episode.



Powered by SMFPacks Menu Editor Mod