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Messages - SredniVashtar

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The BartCast
« on: October 20, 2018, 05:27:57 PM »

MV is now, Liberace.  Just so ya know. ;) ;D

Part of me wishes I still lived in a world where that statement made no sense. It's the sort of ridiculous shit Son of Sam's dog would have said to him.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The BartCast
« on: October 20, 2018, 03:18:17 PM »
Nice.  Once again Gentleman Johnny Burgoyne is routed

Thankfully that reference went right over my perfectly coiffed head.

Incidentally, isn't it tiring jumping from site to site? You two-timing swine!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The BartCast
« on: October 20, 2018, 03:13:53 PM »
Bottoms up, buttercup!

Along one path, the forest gnomes
Threw stones behind each tree.
The other's elves, with open homes
Gave tea and sympathy.
Two roads forked in a yellow wood,
The sunlit leaves like fire.
But it seemed to me that where I stood
Encompassed my desire.

I liked the last line, because that meant there wouldn't be any more.


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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The BartCast
« on: October 20, 2018, 02:49:56 PM »
Ooohhhhh.  You are gonna get it now.

A bad poem is probably the least-worst outcome when he's allowed to walk alone in the woods. It usually involves the police.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The BartCast
« on: October 20, 2018, 02:41:09 PM »
;D If I had the good fortune to find myself in a lovely yellow wood...

If this is the prelude to another of your poetic effusions then I need a stiff drink. I've warned you about this before. That had an ominously Wordsworthian tinge to it.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The BartCast
« on: October 20, 2018, 02:31:58 PM »
Fuck the “Bartcast”, when’s Train Wreck Radio making a come back?!

That fucking show has had more comebacks than Frank Sinatra. It usually lasts two or three shows, then EvB bursts into tears and everyone forgets about it for another couple of years.

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: October 20, 2018, 02:07:44 PM »
The point has been raised that if they are now going to admit that he was killed (albeit accidentally) during a scuffle, they might have a tough time explaining away why they cut his fingers off and started dismembering him while still alive.  (assuming that they will return the body of the man they accidentally killed...)

He had an itchy neck. After accidentally slamming his hand in a door (leading to the loss of his fingers) thus rendering it useless, he was searching for something to relieve the irritation. Finding a conveniently rough object, and vigorously rubbing his neck on it, he didn't realise it was a bone saw until his head fell off.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The BartCast
« on: October 20, 2018, 01:58:46 PM »
Those people wouldn’t know fun if it was hitting them with a baseball bat.  ;)

My idea of fun usually involves you at the opposite end of said baseball bat.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
« on: October 20, 2018, 01:55:36 PM »

You gutless cunt. >:(

I think you'll be the gutless one by the time we've finished. Mahmood used to be a taxidermist. He guarantees to have you eviscerated and stuffed within ten minutes or your money bsck.

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Politics / Re: Hillary Clinton
« on: October 20, 2018, 07:39:15 AM »
You’re one hippie I’ll always want to smoke the peace pipe with.  ;)

Yeah, I'm sure you can't wait to get your mouth round his piss pipe...sorry, 'peace'  pipe.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
« on: October 20, 2018, 07:27:55 AM »
Are your buddies going to throw you off a roof, burn you at the stake or stone you to death for your repeated acts of buggery when you all are done with Metron, or will they take CAIR of you first?

As I'm the one who owns the power tools (and I even loan them out for free, as we Muslims aren't allowed to charge interest) they'd better keep their noses out of my business. My wanton acts of buggery are entirely a matter between myself and the Prophet, peace be upon him.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
« on: October 20, 2018, 07:25:07 AM »
I believe in freedom of religion. However, cutting his head, will not bring you happiness.

Maybe not happiness, but I'm sure it will produce a few giggles to see him squirming about. And I think we're all allowed an occasional chuckle in these troubled times.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
« on: October 20, 2018, 04:56:13 AM »
I did not know he was a Moslam.

I don't take kindly to having my faith dragged through the mud. We're all about tolerance and mutual understanding. That's why me and my buddies from the madrassa are going to strap Metron to a table and carve his head up like a Halloween pumpkin if he talks any more shit.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
« on: October 20, 2018, 04:53:02 AM »
"Dull"?

I find him to be insightful, wry, grounded and gracious.

I think it's not too hard to imagine what you value in a guest...

That they be interesting, and not older than God's dog. Sorry if that's a revolutionary concept. Unless he wants to etherise his entire audience with Davenport banging on about passive radar and lights in the sky then I'd give it a miss.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
« on: October 19, 2018, 05:53:06 PM »
No he's not on the show, he's a topic of discussion. he heard my interview with Mike Rogers and they went back and forth. I have instructed mr. Rogers send an email invite to mr. Peter Davenport, to call into the program and join us for a bit of discussion.

Davenport was easily Art's dullest guest. And he must be about 150 years old now too.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
« on: October 19, 2018, 05:46:05 PM »
we must strive to separate the shackles of intolerance and deceit

I think someone must be hijacking your account. This blissed out hippie bullshit  doesn't sit well with your regular threats to feed me through a meat grinder, and racist gibes about my proud Muslim heritage. Inshallah.

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Politics / Re: Who Is Q ANON?
« on: October 19, 2018, 05:31:38 PM »
OMG!  LMAO!!!    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Don't laugh at our fine English cuisine, madam.

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I don't know if anyone has seen the show Mindhunter, but there's an uncanny resemblance to Senda. They're both fat bags of shit who were nagged by their mothers. The only difference being that Kemper hacked his mum's head off and mouth-fucked her, while Senda continually bitches about his on endless YT  vids. Apart from this minor difference they could be brothers.

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Politics / Re: Who Is Q ANON?
« on: October 19, 2018, 03:58:49 PM »
Hey, Doc, I think you'll like this. ;) ;D

I remember you saying you used to date one of them. I'm sure it brings back memories.

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Politics / Re: Who Is Q ANON?
« on: October 19, 2018, 02:03:39 PM »
Someone just got let out of the gimp box.  :D

You're just jealous I didn't single you out.

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Politics / Re: Who Is Q ANON?
« on: October 19, 2018, 01:49:23 PM »
The Rascals, Bowery Boys (Dead End Kids), Abbot and Costello, Ma and Pa Kettle, anything WC Fields, all were on in my day.

I'm amazed your gnarly old fingers still have the strength to use a keyboard.

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Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: October 17, 2018, 01:53:50 PM »
For daring to speak freely in the tin-pot kingdom...but I refused to go there. Remember?

Very impressive. It was a combination of Rosa Parks and Russian defiance during the siege of Leningrad. The effect was only slightly marred by the number of times you slunk back on your belly like a whipped dog. Deeply moving nevertheless.

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Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: October 15, 2018, 05:19:18 PM »
Where is Pud? And does he still have both kidneys?

I'm afraid he might be fertilizing the Black Widow's Autumn Squash. She'll probably log in as him next to try and throw us off the scent.

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Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: October 15, 2018, 05:03:53 PM »
You must be a lot of fun at parties.

Return my Yorkie at once! I saw something about you digging the other day and I fear the worst. I hope he hasn't gone the way of that Saudi guy. If you've bumped Yorkie off for his life insurance I warn you I'll stop at nothing in my quest for justice!

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Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: October 15, 2018, 03:24:12 PM »
Ha! 'twas unearned luck to 'scape the serpent's tongue thus far.

Actually it doesn't feel right without you shredding my prosody.  I didn't learn the famous Mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun is a ruthless parody until a few years ago -- shameful failure of our educational system.  Those old guys were fierce.

The great (but shamefully neglected) Anthony Burgess wrote a book called 'Nothing Like the Sun', which is a fictionalized biography of Shakespeare with shades of James Joyce. It's an interesting curiosity you might appreciate.

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Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: October 15, 2018, 02:41:09 PM »
Indeed.  I have been poncing about writing bad poetry in my underclothes here for years, blissfully unmolested.

Next time you're looking to be molested you'd better put some clothes on. The sight of that pasty torso must put off even the most determined pervert. Not to mention those string briefs you got from the dollar store.

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I was watching a long wrap up show from James The Lesser and it was fun. But I could not help thinking “is that all there is?” The guy he was talking about sounded dumb, like he thought being called verbose meant he had a large vocabulary. However he did not even land in Falkie’s league.
Falkie recently said that he had high blood pressure but the doctor gave him pills that cured it. I did not think it even ranked on the Falkie stupid scale.

This guy is entering a whole new world.

Our guy is the Jack Nicklaus of fuck-ups. All these idiots can't rival Senda for depth of idiocy, ineptitude and sheer unpleasantness.

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Well I'd like to think "The Senda Experience" will endure like a solitary Moai



BTW, it hasn't gone unnoticed that you're meant to be at the NC state fair.

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We can post "The Best of" Missing videos if you like...

It feels a bit inelegant to me. No doubt generations to come will have bitter disputes over whether the EG material deserves a place in the Codex Senda or whether it's a later forgery.

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Poor Shredme.  :'(

You should defend my honour from this violent, obsessive prick. Tell Liberace to ban him.

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