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Messages - SredniVashtar

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Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: Yesterday at 01:53:50 PM »
For daring to speak freely in the tin-pot kingdom...but I refused to go there. Remember?

Very impressive. It was a combination of Rosa Parks and Russian defiance during the siege of Leningrad. The effect was only slightly marred by the number of times you slunk back on your belly like a whipped dog. Deeply moving nevertheless.

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Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: October 15, 2018, 05:19:18 PM »
Where is Pud? And does he still have both kidneys?

I'm afraid he might be fertilizing the Black Widow's Autumn Squash. She'll probably log in as him next to try and throw us off the scent.

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Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: October 15, 2018, 05:03:53 PM »
You must be a lot of fun at parties.

Return my Yorkie at once! I saw something about you digging the other day and I fear the worst. I hope he hasn't gone the way of that Saudi guy. If you've bumped Yorkie off for his life insurance I warn you I'll stop at nothing in my quest for justice!

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Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: October 15, 2018, 03:24:12 PM »
Ha! 'twas unearned luck to 'scape the serpent's tongue thus far.

Actually it doesn't feel right without you shredding my prosody.  I didn't learn the famous Mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun is a ruthless parody until a few years ago -- shameful failure of our educational system.  Those old guys were fierce.

The great (but shamefully neglected) Anthony Burgess wrote a book called 'Nothing Like the Sun', which is a fictionalized biography of Shakespeare with shades of James Joyce. It's an interesting curiosity you might appreciate.

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Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: October 15, 2018, 02:41:09 PM »
Indeed.  I have been poncing about writing bad poetry in my underclothes here for years, blissfully unmolested.

Next time you're looking to be molested you'd better put some clothes on. The sight of that pasty torso must put off even the most determined pervert. Not to mention those string briefs you got from the dollar store.

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I was watching a long wrap up show from James The Lesser and it was fun. But I could not help thinking “is that all there is?” The guy he was talking about sounded dumb, like he thought being called verbose meant he had a large vocabulary. However he did not even land in Falkie’s league.
Falkie recently said that he had high blood pressure but the doctor gave him pills that cured it. I did not think it even ranked on the Falkie stupid scale.

This guy is entering a whole new world.

Our guy is the Jack Nicklaus of fuck-ups. All these idiots can't rival Senda for depth of idiocy, ineptitude and sheer unpleasantness.

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Well I'd like to think "The Senda Experience" will endure like a solitary Moai



BTW, it hasn't gone unnoticed that you're meant to be at the NC state fair.

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We can post "The Best of" Missing videos if you like...

It feels a bit inelegant to me. No doubt generations to come will have bitter disputes over whether the EG material deserves a place in the Codex Senda or whether it's a later forgery.

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Poor Shredme.  :'(

You should defend my honour from this violent, obsessive prick. Tell Liberace to ban him.

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in the great forum war of 2018, this feels right to me.   There a good things about the other place but Senda's home is here................

We have a problem with the Falkie Canon, though. The EllGab stuff feels like the Bond film 'Never Say Never Again'. Falkie might be on screen but he looks old as fuck and wears a wig. Future scholars will be troubled by the three month lacuna in Senda lore. Do we just leave the EG śtuff at the back of the Book of Senda the way they treated the dubious books in the Lutheran Bible? Apocryphal Senda.

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You're right, additionally I am sure Senda's fat head would make a bell sound on contact with a shovel.

If we did Kathy at the same time we'd be able to do duets. Her head is probably a bit smaller so the ringing sound would have a different pitch.

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A pickaxe would be more effective.

But then it might get stuck in his skull and you'd have to put a foot on his blubbery chest to free it and you'd probably end up spattered in Senda goo. I think an old-fashioned bludgeoning is the best way.

Not to mention the satisfying sound a battered Senda would no doubt make.

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Seriously,  George doesn't have too much crap, the problem is his appartment is to small.

If we all got together to help him more he could rent a larger apartment.. Problem solved.. duh

Or we could batter Senda's fat head in with a shovel. Problem also solved.

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He really does seem too tightly squeezed in to be in an apartment.  He claims it's his hallway, but I think you could be right, a storage unit makes more sense.

....or maybe he's already purchased a shipment container for his compound, and is doing his broadcasts from it.

Although it would be a 'shitment' container in his case. And Senda really ought to do fatcasts rather than broadcasts.

Seriously, how can anyone have so much crap piled up in a place they are supposed to live?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The BartCast
« on: October 13, 2018, 04:55:32 PM »
No problemo, right here, you kebab-breathed simpering serf:


It can't be easy pronouncing all those sibilants when you have Trump's spongy old dick in your mouth.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The BartCast
« on: October 13, 2018, 04:47:51 PM »
Got acid?

Let me have your address and I promise I'll bring some.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The BartCast
« on: October 13, 2018, 04:43:24 PM »

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The BartCast
« on: October 13, 2018, 04:36:05 PM »
Who is the British bitchchick?



DynamoHum. You low-rent, unwashed colonial cheesedick

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The BartCast
« on: October 13, 2018, 12:56:21 PM »
Holy shit, I never noticed that before. I love a day that starts with learning something new!

Sharp eyes, Citizen! Although, I suppose you have had the opportunity to notice a lot of those by now compared to me.

First we'd need to establish a baseline for the number of dildos you encounter in a typical day before any meaningful comparison can be attempted. Unless you were just saying that you prefer the real thing to a synthetic substitute. Not that there's anything wrong etc...

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: The BartCast
« on: October 13, 2018, 12:30:02 PM »
I went out and got some goodies "to go" for todays Bartcast.



Why did Arby's decide to use a dildo for their logo?

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: October 12, 2018, 03:00:54 PM »
I think esSVee might be a new breed of Anglish beta-NPCuck.

His gay lover sleeps with a real woman...

Nautical Shore.

Howdy. SV, hardly missed you, ma'am!

Let me know when your podcast starts. I can't wait to not listen.

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: October 12, 2018, 01:48:17 PM »

Does that make me a bad person?

You'd better ask Starr.

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: October 12, 2018, 01:46:08 PM »
Dear Libby,

Judging from the ads I keep getting for breast enlargements and Polish whores, you have overcome your AdSense objections. Whence came this change of heart?

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: October 12, 2018, 01:42:47 PM »
I must confess, at a certain point, even I myself only stayed in order to be irritating.   :-[

Does that make me a bad person?

You certainly achieved your objective. You got under Bart's skin like chiggers.

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: October 12, 2018, 01:39:28 PM »
Triggered.

No, that begins with a 'T'. The fabled American education system is humming along like a well-oiled machine, I see.

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: October 12, 2018, 01:37:59 PM »

In his defense, Bellgab was not back up at the time.  Do you think that might make his invented aliases a little slack worthy?

Doesn't he have anything better to do than hang around a website that doesn't want him?

Sorry, silly question... :-[

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: October 12, 2018, 01:35:40 PM »
I had my fun with those stupid twats. Then I got bored. I’d say that’s pretty typical alpha behavior.  :P

There are many words beginning with 'A' suitable for you, but 'Alpha' isn't one of them.

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: October 12, 2018, 01:29:41 PM »
Get tired of brown-nosing over at Ellgab?

This attitude might carry more weight if you'd left voluntarily instead of being banned for being an anti-social twat. Not only were you banned, but you were such a beta-male you had to invent aliases to go back, which also got banned. You've probably been hitting 'refresh ' on this thing ever since, you miserable pustule.

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: October 12, 2018, 11:24:34 AM »
I'm OK with you recovering your shrinking self-esteem Shreddi (albeit not with me as the fulcrum of fecundity), but please, no extraneous fluid splatters as you pleasure yourself, mmm'k?


You sound like a less manly version of Dr Smith from Lost in Space.

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Random Topics / Re: Thank You Michael!
« on: October 12, 2018, 11:21:53 AM »
True, kissing feet is yucky, I retract! Thanks!

To be fair, your horrid Afrikaner accent is even worse. Although I'm sure all your black slaves will be relieved to hear that feet-kissing is off the table.

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