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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Dateline

Quote from: Jojo on October 15, 2017, 11:13:08 PM
Does George Noory suck?  Well, look closely at the photo.  I have never seen the skin below the center of his mouth so pink before.  On a Saturday morning, no less?  TMI.  Maybe there are some reasons men wear a little make-up nowadays!

https://www.google.com/search?q=george+noory+great+greek&client=tablet-alps-full_alco8127_6720-us&prmd=vni&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjkyIDpn_TWAhVS_WMKHXHsB9MQ_AUIFCgD&biw=1024&bih=600#imgrc=OSzkLczv9pDmfM:

He looks a little pale.  Did he bleach his face?

Jojo

Quote from: Dateline on October 16, 2017, 12:21:31 AM
He looks a little pale.  Did he bleach his face?
That would make sense, to be pale..... after a long night....  'cept chin looks like it got sanded, at least on my display here.

comaphobe

I hear he is getting better at sucking each day. Also, I hear he got cocksucking chin, that's a biiiiig get!

Jojo

Quote from: comaphobe on October 16, 2017, 12:34:18 AM
I hear he is getting better at sucking each day. Also, I hear he got cocksucking chin, that's a biiiiig get!

Parris001

The vampire story guy in the first hour was just PAINFUL!!!!!  My hat’s off to Connie for having to wrangle a guest obviously picked by Jorch. He probably sabatoged her hosting my loading her up with turd interviews.

Quote from: Jojo on October 15, 2017, 11:36:31 PM
Oh, yes, I always keep an extra pair of pajama bottoms in my vehicle!  Nice thing about travelin' men...


is that Friar Tuck on the right?

Dateline

Quote from: Jojo on October 15, 2017, 11:13:08 PM
Does George Noory suck?  Well, look closely at the photo.  I have never seen the skin below the center of his mouth so pink before.  On a Saturday morning, no less?  TMI.  Maybe there are some reasons men wear a little make-up nowadays!

https://www.google.com/search?q=george+noory+great+greek&client=tablet-alps-full_alco8127_6720-us&prmd=vni&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjkyIDpn_TWAhVS_WMKHXHsB9MQ_AUIFCgD&biw=1024&bih=600#imgrc=OSzkLczv9pDmfM:

Maybe he had a skin peel, he just looks pale and sickly.

Someone posted on here at some point, that it appeared he was trying to update and shed his Middle Eastern look, look like a white boy.  Norry give it up.  Own it.  The bleach or skin peel or whatever just looks like you have a pallor.

albrecht

Quote from: Dateline on October 16, 2017, 11:47:37 AM
Maybe he had a skin peel, he just looks pale and sickly.

Someone posted on here at some point, that it appeared he was trying to update and shed his Middle Eastern look, look like a white boy.  Norry give it up.  Own it.  The bleach or skin peel or whatever just looks like you have a pallor.
Skin bleaching seems weird but Norry probably read about it during Micheal Jackson's days and you know how he wants to be a big singing star.

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on October 16, 2017, 12:33:30 PM
Skin bleaching seems weird but Norry probably read about it during Micheal Jackson's days and you know how he wants to be a big singing star.
Jorch is aiming higher.

http://youtu.be/LUDMy-GplkQ

ItsOver

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on October 15, 2017, 11:44:38 PM
This isn't the only image of him looking a little rough.  Does he drink?
What gave yeeewww that idea?

This?




Maybe this?



Yeah, this.



diowulf

Friday night open lines, George discussed as fact the oft repeated and widely debunked urban legend about needles/razor blades/poison in kids Halloween candies.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/poison/halloween.asp

ShayP

Quote from: diowulf on October 16, 2017, 02:02:44 PM
Friday night open lines, George discussed as fact the oft repeated and widely debunked urban legend about needles/razor blades/poison in kids Halloween candies.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/poison/halloween.asp

As much as I'd like to get on Noory for the candy subject, I can't.  I still have relatives and friends with children who think there will be a pin or razor blade in the candy.  I remember that some of the local hospitals in their area used to offer to x-ray the candy for free and of course they and others would go.  For years upon years nothing was ever found. 

GravitySucks

For some reason I found the guests/topics for tonight ironic.

A journalist discussing the health dangers of weedkiller and a medical doctor discussing NDE experiences.

Jojo

Quote from: ItsOver on October 16, 2017, 01:45:25 PM
What gave yeeewww that idea?

This?




Maybe this?



Yeah, this.



Lol!  That third one just cracks me up.


albrecht

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 16, 2017, 08:20:29 PM
George's last employer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb_R1VZqLcE
Ha. Yes, the pictures of him always reminded me of a Turkish/Persian rug dealer in some market there (or even in the shadier of dealers here or in Europe.) Higher end stuff, but same mannerisms and negotiating styles (and swarthy look.) I think in his native tongue (my theory is that at home he was raised speaking another language) he would be better at delivery, speed, and not so mumbling, tongue-twisted. I'm surprised he also doesn't wear a bit more chains and a more shirt buttons unbuttoned also.

He said he used to sell shoes? Maybe in that manner of the stereo salesman: "No, No, you take this shoe. It fit, no? It fits!! Look- good leather- see that sheen. You take! I box it up."

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: albrecht on October 16, 2017, 09:52:29 PM
Ha. Yes, the pictures of him always reminded me of a Turkish/Persian rug dealer in some market there (or even in the shadier of dealers here or in Europe.) Higher end stuff, but same mannerisms and negotiating styles (and swarthy look.) I think in his native tongue (my theory is that at home he was raised speaking another language) he would be better at delivery, speed, and not so mumbling, tongue-twisted. I'm surprised he also doesn't wear a bit more chains and a more shirt buttons unbuttoned also.

He said he used to sell shoes? Maybe in that manner of the stereo salesman: "No, No, you take this shoe. It fit, no? It fits!! Look- good leather- see that sheen. You take! I box it up."

LOL! That's it!  ;D

Jojo

Quote from: GravitySucks on October 16, 2017, 06:21:19 PM
For some reason I found the guests/topics for tonight ironic.

A journalist discussing the health dangers of weedkiller and a medical doctor discussing NDE experiences.
Kind of hilarious.

Jojo

Quote from: albrecht on October 16, 2017, 09:52:29 PM
Ha. Yes, the pictures of him always reminded me of a Turkish/Persian rug dealer in some market there (or even in the shadier of dealers here or in Europe.) Higher end stuff, but same mannerisms and negotiating styles (and swarthy look.) I think in his native tongue (my theory is that at home he was raised speaking another language) he would be better at delivery, speed, and not so mumbling, tongue-twisted. I'm surprised he also doesn't wear a bit more chains and a more shirt buttons unbuttoned also.

He said he used to sell shoes? Maybe in that manner of the stereo salesman: "No, No, you take this shoe. It fit, no? It fits!! Look- good leather- see that sheen. You take! I box it up."

Dimbulb: "oh no she's not a scientist, she's just a reporter"

I guess reporters aren't as important or worthwhile as scientists. Thanks for cluing us in Snorch.

Did you notice when Snorch first lost contact with Carey Gillam he did not have one single caller waiting? Fumblegums gets all antsy because he has to ad lib which always showcases his zero talent, then when he gets that one single caller he's so excited he forgets to announce the caller's name "we have a caller hellooooo!!" It's just comedy central baby.


Jojo

Quote from: Swishypants on October 14, 2017, 02:00:28 PM
Don't adopt black kids, and send them to the best schools and support them with unconditional love and financial excess. They just grow up to play Pro-Ball or President and throw you under the bus. :)


Throw YOU under the bus?  How dare they!   I can't imagine why...

Jojo

Quote from: albrecht on October 16, 2017, 09:52:29 PM
Ha. Yes, the pictures of him always reminded me of a Turkish/Persian rug dealer in some market there (or even in the shadier of dealers here or in Europe.) Higher end stuff, but same mannerisms and negotiating styles (and swarthy look.) I think in his native tongue (my theory is that at home he was raised speaking another language) he would be better at delivery, speed, and not so mumbling, tongue-twisted. I'm surprised he also doesn't wear a bit more chains and a more shirt buttons unbuttoned also.

He said he used to sell shoes? Maybe in that manner of the stereo salesman: "No, No, you take this shoe. It fit, no? It fits!! Look- good leather- see that sheen. You take! I box it up."

Uncle Duke

George's anti-Monsanto guest last kept hammering the point Europe is in the process of banning Roundup.  I'm under no illusion Monsanto is any better than the tobacco companies were back in the day denying the potentially harmful effects of their product, but why does this author (and many others on many topics) play the Europe card like they are some enlightened entity, a gold standard by which to judge the US and the rest of the world?  The socialist governments there protect their home grown companies, even subsidize their industries, so efforts on their part to ban an American commodity that almost monopolizes a particular, and very necessary, product line should come as no surprise.  I think it's a good bet there are a number of European made weedkillers those governments are pushing to take Roundup's place.

Quote from: Uncle Duke on October 17, 2017, 12:10:44 PM
... why does this author (and many others on many topics) play the Europe card like they are some enlightened entity, a gold standard by which to judge the US and the rest of the world?...

Quote from: Uncle Duke on October 17, 2017, 12:10:44 PM
... The socialist governments there...

You answered your own question

Uncle Duke

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on October 17, 2017, 12:23:51 PM
You answered your own question

Don't think it's as simple as inferring all the authors, researchers, and experts who cite Europe as an example for the world are socialists. 

albrecht

Quote from: Uncle Duke on October 17, 2017, 12:10:44 PM
George's anti-Monsanto guest last kept hammering the point Europe is in the process of banning Roundup.  I'm under no illusion Monsanto is any better than the tobacco companies were back in the day denying the potentially harmful effects of their product, but why does this author (and many others on many topics) play the Europe card like they are some enlightened entity, a gold standard by which to judge the US and the rest of the world?  The socialist governments there protect their home grown companies, even subsidize their industries, so efforts on their part to ban an American commodity that almost monopolizes a particular, and very necessary, product line should come as no surprise.  I think it's a good bet there are a number of European made weedkillers those governments are pushing to take Roundup's place.
I thought Bayer was buying Monsanto? So maybe the EU ban actually helps the company as glyphosate is now generic since 2000 and many companies can make/sell it? If I were Bayer(Monsanto) I would want a ban so that I introduce a product under patent to replace and regain that market-share and sell at a higher price.

Jojo

Quote from: Uncle Duke on October 17, 2017, 12:10:44 PM
George's anti-Monsanto guest last kept hammering the point Europe is in the process of banning Roundup.  I'm under no illusion Monsanto is any better than the tobacco companies were back in the day denying the potentially harmful effects of their product, but why does this author (and many others on many topics) play the Europe card like they are some enlightened entity, a gold standard by which to judge the US and the rest of the world?  The socialist governments there protect their home grown companies, even subsidize their industries, so efforts on their part to ban an American commodity that almost monopolizes a particular, and very necessary, product line should come as no surprise.  I think it's a good bet there are a number of European made weedkillers those governments are pushing to take Roundup's place.
1.Europe bans like a hundred times more cosmetic ingredients then the U.S.
2. Europe has bidets!  Wheeeeeeeee...
3. Europe, just because an implement is used for a delicae process doesn't mean the item only comes with a 2" handle!

NoMoreNoory

The usual train-wreck of an interview with Mr Lobo last night. A few items of suckery from the buffet...

Joorch mentions Psycho, and asks if it's a horror film (which is a bit like asking if The Bible is considered a religious text) and observes that Hitchcock used 'great filmography' to shoot the shower scene. Try cinematography, idiot. Hitch's filmography would be the record of films he made.

He also inexplicably asks if It is a horror film. Having been assured it's nothing else, he says SNL did a 'take-off' of It at the weekend. 'They had Hillary Clinton down there as the clown!', he chortles.  Clearly, Joorch didn't see it. The brilliant Kate McKinnon played Kellyanne Conway as Kellywise the clown who introduced her friend Hillary (also played by McKinnon), but Hillary was Hillary, down in the sewer giving away copies of What Happened, and not a clown.

'B' movies are mentioned, and Noory asks what defines a film  as an 'A' movie, or a 'B' or 'C' movie and adds, 'What do these numbers mean?'

-GNS


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