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Quote from: Asuka Langley on September 02, 2022, 09:20:34 PMlil nigga lost his shit and declared war on half the country LOL

Steady on, not quite half. Only the moronic drump cult who let's face it aren't overly endeared with thought processes above that of plankton. I have mixed feelings on them; Part of me pities them because they're clearly not that bright and know no better and therefore are compelled to worship Drump; on the other hand I think they're surplus to the requirements of the human population and deserve to be ripped off and die a lonely death in poverty.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 02, 2022, 09:16:04 PMI do. You're the fascist authoritarian, queen worshiper. You've always been the fascist authoritarian.

You remember 1921? I'm seriously impressed! Those were the days! Thing is I'm ambivalent to the idea of a royal family. It's there, but Brenda is okay, never did me any harm...Or harmed the UK or the Commonwealth, however your orange god, maybe not such a stellar legacy. 

Quote from: Asuka Langley on September 02, 2022, 02:49:38 PMPedos watch out!

Oh fuck they'd better watch out. You're obviously the 'man' who will eradicate incest in those poor southern states where such horrors prevail. Then there's the 'god fearin' Catholic church..How will they possibly compete with your resolve?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 02, 2022, 09:05:08 PMMore projection.

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Quote from: Asuka Langley on September 02, 2022, 08:51:34 PMJoe Biden made Hitler popular again LOL

https://twitter.com/TheeArtVandelay/status/1565892345165676545

 

Naaa, his predecessor and minions got there long before him.

Just so we don't forget 'we all make mistakes'...

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Christina Bobb is likely facing serious legal jeopardy. "Who she?" You may well ask. She's the soon to be ex lawyer to Drump who told the FBI that his golf resort wasn't housing classified documents that had no reason or authority to be there.

As of this evening her soon to be former client is grifting; I mean asking for donations to fund his likely high legal expenses. I wonder if Ms Bobb will garner any of said funds his cult will no doubt throw at him?

"Yes, you at the back, what do you think?"

"Umm, is it a no?"

"Correct! She's already someone he hardly knows"

Even his hand picked AG Bill Barr today went on Faux shit and told the clearly dumbstruck hosts the current AG and DoJ had played it by the book and the former guy had no grounds to complain as he had every chance to co-operate but chose not to. Oh dear, seems the orange oaf's former 'best people' and their loyalty is evaporating at  quite a rate.. The moron can't stop himself standing on the rake can he? He just can't help himself in incriminating himself! Oh joy.   

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 01, 2022, 05:52:41 PMA f*cking ramp!

The idea for the ramp was borne from a while ago to increase the ordnance capability of the aircraft. HMS Hermes had the ski jump so the Harriers could take off with a full bomb load. As the pair of new carriers are equipped with the F35 (maritime edition) and it has VSTOL capabilities it makes sense to maximise the ability of it to take off with as many banging things as it can to do the mission. Vertical take off is incredibly power hungry and would tear up the flight deck in no time, so stick a ramp at the end, turn on the taps and shoot forwards and before you know it you're having positive climb and on you way to ruin someone's day.

The two islands I was curious about, apparently it's a combination of the power output exhaust and a happy accident to separate aircraft management and ship management...but both islands can take over the full roles if either is damaged.

Quotefrom: stevesh on December 28, 2012, 06:20:40 PM

I signed the White House petition calling for ending the drug war and using the money saved to genetically engineer a race of domestic cat girls, but sadly, it expired before reaching the necessary number of signatures.

From sign the petition to build a death star thread.

Quote: Lilly on February 07, 2013, 06:10:13 AM

Count me the hell in!  I hate Facebook and twitter and users of, so much I want to scream!  And the nerve of whoever, to install this shit on everything and everywhere.  It pisses me off to no end!

From Facebook sucks thread.

Quote: McPhallus on December 21, 2012, 12:42:31 AM

Please god, let those Project Camelot fucks implode when end times fails to hit.

From 2012ers back peddling.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 02, 2022, 04:07:22 AMHMS Embarrassment. God bless her and all who sail in her!

I don't feel so bad about the time I forgot the sealing shim between the sump nut and the oil sump on a motorbike I had that gradually seeped out. It didn't quite run dry but was close. Don't do it kids!

I'd hate to be the guy who signed off the docs to verify the guys under his supervision had done the job; But it does call into question how it had lasted as long as it did because it isn't her first outing with the props turning. Curiouser and curiouser.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 01, 2022, 09:31:58 PMFocus on what? Your bullshit?

That's better..more passion. Another wizz and you'll be able to post all night. Deep breaths...innnnn....ouuuut.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 01, 2022, 09:30:45 PMWhat are you talking about?! He basiccally declared open season on anyone not Democrat. Criminalizing the opposition is right out of Hitler's playbook.

Erm actually no he didn't. He specifically said that democracy and the MAGA cult are mutually exclusive to each other. He was very careful to not include 'normal' republicans in his denouncement of fascists. i.e. MAGA cult.

Spare the Hitler analogy, that boat sailed long ago with drump in the bilge.

Quote from: Asuka Langley on September 01, 2022, 09:28:47 PMeven biden is on the Trump Train

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1565533037366067202

And the cult will lap that up as if it was Drump's diaper contents. 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 01, 2022, 09:27:41 PMYou would know.

Fuck MD.. you used to have maybe not an A game but a nearly C+ game. Now it's barely G-. C'mon lad, buckle up, focus.

Quote from: Asuka Langley on September 01, 2022, 09:24:59 PMI am actually excited to vote for Drumpf this time #ThnxBrandonHitler

No doubt; but remember, you'll sooner or later be a target for the fascists you elected into power. Then what?

Quote from: Asuka Langley on September 01, 2022, 09:21:29 PMWhat was it like when Democrats were for freedom of speech?

I think Biden demonstrated the difference; he was heckled and told the heckler it was his right to disagree. Drump would have told his mob to beat the shit out of hecklers he had and then lie he'd pay their legal bills. Too soon?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 01, 2022, 09:13:27 PMDoes Laura still keep your balls locked in a safe above the stove?

Incel says what??? 

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 01, 2022, 08:23:14 PMOK pud Yorkshire the red one or Yorkshire Gold the white one?

I don't drink tea and you can't make me!! Laura is partial to it though.

Yeah yeah, we've been lurking, oddly it was browsing YT that we found BG had been resurrected, listened to the last podcast, very funny incidentally.

Anyway, to the topic at hand. Much has been made about excuses the former guy has invented (or his close acquaintances) to try and obfuscate and avoid directly addressing the fact he gathered up it seems many many documents he has no legal grounds to have in his possession. For reasons that only he could possibly tell, he and his cult think <sic> differently; ergo that he had them and took them from the WH, because he wanted them. It's all fine and dandy. Erm, nope. At the time of removal, he wasn't the POTUS (As in he was a common citizen). And no matter how much he bleats, whines, cries, yells or as will no doubt happen, blame others, he is in the shit. Yes really. 

We need to go back a few years and recall the case of (quote)

Asia Janay Lavarello, was on a temporary assignment at the US Embassy in Manilla when she took classified documents from the embassy to her hotel room, according to court filings. She hosted a dinner party at her hotel on the day she removed the documents, March 20, 2020, and an embassy co-worker in attendance found the documents, which had classified markings on them, according to the court filings. (quote)

She was working on a thesis and had no nefarious intent. And went to prison. She wasn't the POTUS either.
Then why would a barely literate ex POTUS who notoriously eschewed almost all PDB's and simply wasn't interested at the same time as berating the whole security apparatus (which he didn't appreciate were actually working for the US), have any need or desire to truck several hundred classified: up to and including top secret HCS (Spies) and SI (Signal intel) that he had no right or legal authority to hold to a golf club ? Hmmm..I wonder?

Aside from the fact the DoJ tried to get them back for 18 months, in the meantime the FBI being told by his soon to be indicted lawyers they didn't have anything to hand over which is an incredible level of patience on the Feds part. Even after all the opportunities for the orange manchild to own up and give back stolen property he simply ignored the requests and even a subpoena. The arrogance beggers belief.

He isn't the POTUS kids.
Naturally the entitled wank stain wasn't expecting the Feds to turn up when he was at his other golf course and had a tizzy calling it a raid. Nope, it was the FBI carrying out search warrant. And they found the docs he claimed he didn't have (Quelle surprise!). Naturally that changed to various excuses and his deluded 'reasoning' as to why they had to turn up in the first place. Including apparently "They're not theirs, they're mine!" (As in admitting he had something he shouldn't have).

 His lawyers threw themselves under the bus (Don't these people EVER learn?) by defending him and lying to the FBI, there'll be others. He won't pay them anyway. Today the 'defence' is that it's like having overdue library books.. Indeed.

Of course his cult dumbfucks have threatened the FBI and want to defund them. Then there's the threats on anyone who might be involved in the investigation (Editor: I thought they were anti defund the police?)

I sincerely hope Merrick Garland has Drump charged and he stands trial for whatever they can hold him to account for. Today one of his cult was sentenced to ten years for the Jan 6th riot on the Capitol; an ex NYPD cop who assaulted another cop. He even lied under oath! His cult leader lies the way he breaths and gets away with it so why wouldn't he?
The upshot is this ex-cop will languish in prison for a narcissist who neither knows nor cares he exists. The same narcissist who wouldn't piss on him with his lickle mushroom if he was on fire. When will they learn?

How many of his cult have been invited to his golf clubs just to chew the fat? In round figures? This round? O?
And please please trumpers spare me the rhetoric about 'freedom' when the current MAGA crowd (incels) want to take said freedom away from those they don't align with. i.e. women, oh boy that isn't going well! The wankers are scrubbing any mention of abortion from their websites. However I feel the damage has been already self-inflicted. Oh well.
You can try and defend the former guy for the rest of your natural but that's on you, you're wrong and he isn't the POTUS, get over it. I'm sure his wacked out eldest will. 

Quote from: SredniVashtar on January 16, 2020, 03:57:46 PM
I'm sure they were frenziedly Skyping each other too. I was always surprised Onan was party to that nonsense, I could understand it from the rest of those idiots but Onan always came across as a decent, thoughtful guy. Nevertheless, he got totally snookered by Heather. We corresponded occasionally and he once sent me a harrumphing message, taking me to task for the mean things I was saying about St Heather. And this was a man who worked in mental health, you'd think he could spot the signs that she was, at the very least, deeply manipulative.

I'm claiming co-credit with Yorkie for blowing the whistle on Art's stalker BS from the start. We got a ration of shit for it too and I was genuinely amazed how anyone could fall for something so flagrantly bogus.

https://www.bellgab.com/index.php?topic=30.msg635158#msg635158

This current conversation prompted herself to look back at those halcyon days when things were more tongue in cheek and with the on/off, will he/won’t he shenanigans of the late Mr Bell. More people jumped on this forum to express their concern/disbelief/incredulity/arse licking and facets of.  What you said is true, there were those who had deep skepticism of the stalker story (including someone who said he was in law enforcement) and were met with accusations of trolling, heresy, and things that would look good as scenes in the Life of Brian. 

However before that (not much before) there was the upset that Heather was basically dropped into a role she could not possibly fulfil and there was anger towards AB: if you read on from the link you can see Pyewacket’s posting of a quote taken from his FB page where he clearly said he was out of the game, then on the forum denied he’d said it with some bizarre language gymnastics.

Before the whole scenario was pieced together there was even sympathy for Heather. If you remember she apparently called the cops: Why? Why didn’t his wife if he couldn’t? And how would Heather know to call the cops? She apparently lived in California and he lived in Nevada.

I read through nearly twenty pages and even though the truth that AB (with Heather) had made the whole stalker story up, was glaringly obvious to a blind man on a galloping horse, there were still those who just couldn’t accept their arrogant hero could lie (badly). One even says he has been listening to AB for 20 plus years and he ‘knows’ he has always been truthful, though they couldn’t explain how they knew this considering they’d never met him let alone knew him.
Some of the names I remember, I’m sure you will too.

Toodle pip.

Quote from: albrecht on July 12, 2019, 11:51:30 AM
Also the media is not bringing up the fact that Hillary laughed about getting off on a far lesser charge criminal who violently raped a child by claimed the old, tired "she fantasied or wanted it" (Hillary got some expert to claim that 12 year old girls often fantasize about older men.) And then laughed when her client "passed" the polygraph (which assumes Hillary knew he was guilty.)  And she hung out with Weinstein and that that West Hollywood famous Democrat now under various indictments because he, apparently, gets off on watching black men OD and shows the sex/od tapes to others for a fun time. Both Weinstein and Buck, besides being good friends with the Clinton, also were prominent, and large, Democrat donors.

Clinton: (then she was just Rodham): "Of course he claimed he didn’t. All this stuff. He took a lie detector test. I had him take a polygraph, which he passed, which forever destroyed my faith in polygraphs. [laughs] " 

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ed-buck-sued-prominent-democratic-donor-accused-of-human-trafficking-revenge-porn/

Because it never happened... Not even Hannity is saying it did...and he WOULD.

Quote from: Gd5150 on July 12, 2019, 12:37:13 PM
Clearly speaking from experience.

Are you? Shocking. 


Do you groom them on the virtual choo choo sites?

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on July 12, 2019, 11:51:11 AM
It appears that they had just embraced and backed off to exchange a few words.    That being the case both sets of hands might naturally fall to where they are.  You choose to see it as something perverted rather than a normal display of affection between father and daughter and that's what makes you and all the other obsessive Trump-hating gossip mongers who have been proven to be wrong in all your accusations against Trump the laughable buffoons that you are. 

I can say without fear of contradiction that you have bought into and vigorously promoted on these boards each and every one of the accusations against Trump that have proven false. Yet here you are again bringing the same scurrilous pap to the table.   Your posts prove much more about you than they do Trump.

Really? What accusations have been proven to be false? Show your workings. What trials either in Congress or open court have taken place that have found Trump not guilty?

If I may just add something that a jury might consider when it comes to associations..

THREE of Trump's very close associates are currently in jail. One of whom is in jail because he lied under oath on behalf of Trump, who is also named as a co-conspirator in that individual's charge sheet.

Trump and Epstein were the ONLY males in a party that was to be thrown at Mar a Lago, together with 28 female models. Trump is obviously and predictably distancing himself from Epstein but he was seen be a neighbour being a regular visitor to Epstein's NY mansion. It's rumoured that the secretive and not fully understood wealth of Epstein was generated not by hedge fund management (No-one knows of any clients he had), but blackmail; His properties are apparently fully equipped with CCTV cameras.

QuoteYou choose to see it as something perverted rather than a normal display of affection between father and daughter

Yeah, all perfectly normal...That loving father undressing his daughter look...

Quote from: Taaroa on July 09, 2019, 07:18:30 PM
https://twitter.com/Micahlifa/status/1148708669166628869

Compressor blades not supposed to be in kit form then? 

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 09, 2019, 07:46:06 PM
That might have actually worked but.  Well.  You are a California Boy now.

Oh no no no no no....No... Just no.

Quote from: pyewacket on July 09, 2019, 07:46:52 PM
But it's OK for an old trans person to walk into little girls locker rooms/ dressing rooms/ bathrooms?

Ahhh, great deflection....No...But you're okay with Trump doing it? Yes?

QuoteThere is a simple explanation- all President Trump has to do is say that he identified as a woman but chose to outwardly express his gender dressed in a male business suit. Looks like he's good on all counts.

But he hasn't..so I'm going with dirty old man...What say you?

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Unless you're transphobic- are you?

Fuck you're desperate...Do you get Trump's shit in tubes to use to clean your teeth?  If Trump drop kicked new born babies through the spinning rotors of Marine One, you'd defend him..

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 08, 2019, 10:17:59 PM
He was a businessman and a public figure who had occasion to have his picture taken with all kinds of people he wasn’t necessarily friends with the way the Clintons definitely are. I notice that you won’t address this or the fact that it was the Obama admin that arranged for him not to do any time. I won’t hold my breath waiting for you to do so though.

I already told you you fucking idiot..It was dealt with in the jurisdiction of FL under Alex Acosta who was the DA..It was he (not Obama) who faced Epstein's attorneys who negotiated the deal of the century so that Epstein instead of spending the rest of his natural wretched life in a hole in the ground, was given thirteen months in a 'jail' that allowed him out six days a week to go home/or attend to his businesses..

Now call me picky, but that isn't what usually happens to creeps who sexually assault and rape girls..How about you?

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 09, 2019, 07:42:51 PM
Ha.  Parents, don't let this happen to your children.  I think we need to block all British content, particularly BBC Four with the noxious stream of art and culture it pumps out into American homes daily via its pushers who upload it to youtube within minutes of airing.  Redirect all searches to that channel that shows old college football games.

Kardashians too highbrow for you?