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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

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Quote from: The General on November 20, 2013, 04:17:36 PM
Hawaiian rain storm
and Vietnamese typhoon.
Coincidences?

Coincidences
Do not exist, say Noory
Must be a portal

The General

All life's mysteries
Two explanations exist
Angels or Portals

zeebo

Eight hours of show prep
(Joke page, sandwich, and a nap)
Yep, ready to go

delanee

Shifty eye
Sheisty lip
Bobblehead

East of the Rockies...
Pizza rolls are way too hot
Turmeric save me!

rangers1919

L-ing My A Off
Haiku for Noory-San is
A perfect title


Retarded question
Retarded question again
Maybe a portal?

Retarded question
Guest provides a long answer
Repeat the question

rangers1919

Quote from: HungryHippo1492 on December 14, 2013, 11:28:54 PM
East of the Rockies...
Pizza rolls are way too hot
Turmeric save me!

John Titor succeeds
Found parts to make a portal
Sent pizza rolls back

aldousburbank

Six weeks we listened
Then some stupid shit happened
Now six weeks bitching

He ruined our show
Google search:  'George Noory Sucks'
Somewhat lovable

BobGrau

Aaargh You Suck You Suck
Aaargh You Fucking Suck You Suck
twenty goto ten

FallenSeraph

My radio plays
while tears burn like pizza rolls.
Pass the turmeric.

Carnivora haunts
my dreams like EVPs or
something of a cat.

The Antarctica
waits in icy stillness for
George to stop talking.

Yea though I walk through
the Valley of Pizza Rolls
. . . could be a portal.


George Drooly

rug on floor and skull
the mustache guards the portal
billion year contract

aldousburbank

I have not listened
To Coast To Coast for so long
I know you still suck

FallenSeraph

We all have our favorite threads. This one is mine.  :)

aldousburbank

Quote from: Seraphim27 on January 13, 2014, 09:33:05 AM
We all have our favorite threads. This one is mine.  :)

Favorite posters too
Seraphim Twenty Seven
You are one of mine


maureen

A fine thread that shows
Quick wit, rapid repartee-
A great safety net!

Heather Wade

Noory has no cool,
Art Bell is King of the Night.
Art, don't forget us.

Heather Wade

Coast To Coast sucks hard,
Noory was never worthy.
Radio silence.

aldousburbank

Aldous' haiku
Surrounded by two ladies
Does it get better?

wr250

Quote from: aldousburbank on January 13, 2014, 01:05:11 PM
Aldous' haiku
Surrounded by two ladies
Does it get better?

noory shows up
ladies leave
Aldous is sad

Heather Wade

Quote from: aldousburbank on January 13, 2014, 01:05:11 PM
Aldous' haiku
Surrounded by two ladies
Does it get better?

Favorite hippie
Of all BellGab, cheers me up.
Grateful for the smile.   :)

FallenSeraph

Angel in Memphis,
Raining down fresh tears of grief.
Coast to Coast is on.

FallenSeraph

George Noory bellows,
"GIVE ME BACK MY PIZZA ROLLS!"
My feet fly like wind.

BobGrau

spec sheet, dark weekend
future theatre with the Birnes
into the planet

BobGrau

gabcast, doug stanhope
hopefully knapp gets well soon
still no george noory

Heather Wade

Quote from: Seraphim27 on January 14, 2014, 10:55:51 AM
Angel in Memphis,
Raining down fresh tears of grief.
Coast to Coast is on.

George is unaware
He flushed our show down the drain
Never-ending suck.


cweb

Watch the fillings pop.
Totino's got your tongue, George?
Saved from you by grease.

George Drooly

pubic hair on face
lice my favorite topping
pizza diapers

zeebo

Scorpions ballad
Again with the damn whistling
Bumper music fail

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