Smoke signals from the Vatican .......

[ACE of CLUBS]

Electing a 'new' Pope .......
A savior for the masses .....
A 'man of the times' .....
Non-pedaphile? ..... we can only hope ....

[ACE of CLUBS]

It's fairly easy to control 'people of means' ..... it's done through their pocketbooks.


People that have nothing, probably never will have anything ....... these are the people that are hard to control.  A pocketbook means nothing to them.  How are/can these people be controlled?  Easy! .... scare them with the 'wraith of God' .....


Am I cynical?  Of coarse!


New Pope ...... same old shit!

[Usagi]

Well, here he is ya'll.


Pope Francis, Cardinal Bergoglio of Argentina.  I hope they get him some new glasses if they want to rid the church of its... creepy air.

[MV/Liberace!]

I hope they get him some new glasses...

jeeze.  no kidding.

[FightTheFuture]

The first Pope from the New World. A great choice! And he couldn`t have picked a better name. Who doesn`t love St. Francis of Assisi??

[The General]

He's got some popsicles down in the basement if you're interested...

[Pragmier]

He can join the hipster class.

[The General]

He can join the hipster class.

At least he's not androgynous like exhibit A here.
Who the hell is this?  What gender is this?

[McPhallus]

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss....

Somehow, I think they need to stray a little from the ancient white man thing a little if they hope to change.

Well, here he is ya'll.


Pope Francis, Cardinal Bergoglio of Argentina.  I hope they get him some new glasses if they want to rid the church of its... creepy air.

[HorrorRetro]

The first Pope from the New World. A great choice! And he couldn`t have picked a better name. Who doesn`t love St. Francis of Assisi??

I agree!  St. Francis is definitely my favorite Saint.   

[Pragmier]

Was having some fun with the hipster glasses thing but realized I may offend. So, an apology as this can be a very important matter to many.

[The General]

Was having some fun with the hipster glasses thing but realized I may offend. So, an apology as this can be a very important matter to many.

I'm not offended by the Pope's funny glasses.

[Juan]

I thought this one was supposed to be either black or named Peter.  How will sNoory spin this for end times?

[Eddie Coyle]

I thought this one was supposed to be either black or named Peter.  How will sNoory spin this for end times?

Vivid Video missing out on a "Black Peter" porn parody as well. Which they'll probably do(have done) anyway.

          * If Vivid Video still exists. My porn knowledge ends in 1996. Which is actually years later than most of my general knowledge ends.

[Rachael Nexusei]

Why do they have to take a new name? Can't they use their own?  Why not Pope Saint Mary? 
Oh, and I think the black and white smoke thing is the battle between good and evil.  Those who wish to be the new Pope must fight
Lucifer in hand to hand combat, the last man standing holds the title.

At least I think that is how it works...

[HorrorRetro]

I thought this one was supposed to be either black or named Peter.  How will sNoory spin this for end times?

Can you imagine how he'll slaughter the poor man's given name?  How many times will he incorrectly roll "Rs" in an attempt to sound "worldly?"  Thank God I don't listen to that idiot anymore.

[analog kid]

                        Lighten up, Francis.

[FightTheFuture]

Was having some fun with the hipster glasses thing but realized I may offend. So, an apology as this can be a very important matter to many.

Thank-you, my friend, but speaking as one of those, whatchyacall..."believers", let me assure you, no offense was taken. Hell, I love a good God joke more than anyone!


And you`re right; those glasses....