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Srendi Bastard-Welcome to your birthday roast!

Started by Inglorious Bitch, March 23, 2016, 06:37:45 AM

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on March 23, 2016, 07:30:38 AM
I don't know you well enough to insult you yet sir.   Happy birthday Mr. Vashtar.

Make yourself at home, insult away!

coaster

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on March 23, 2016, 07:28:34 AM
Call in sick, you don't want to drive.
I own my business. lol. I should check in with the crews, but Sredni is contagious evidently. All of a sudden I feel under the weather.
Lets party. I got six hours until I have to check em again.

akwilly

Its got to be awesome to be old enough to drink over there. What the heck else the kids going to do when waiting for the school bus


SredniVashtar

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on March 23, 2016, 07:34:33 AM
Make yourself at home, insult away!

I was expecting you to pop out of a birthday cake or something, but I guess they couldn't find a cake big enough to fit you!



coaster

OK, drying up here and hard to do. Much like SV's girlfriend.
IB told me to stay and sit here. Irritable Bowel.
I really have nothing. haha. I have a case of beer in me though. -SV's mother on the day of conception.
Coaster will be here all night. tip accordingly.

akwilly

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 23, 2016, 07:36:33 AM
I was expecting you to pop out of a birthday cake or something, but I guess they couldn't find a cake big enough to fit you!
there wasn't any cake left. She was in it to long. Maybe like 10 minutes.



Quote from: coaster on March 23, 2016, 07:41:51 AM
OK, drying up here and hard to do. Much like SV's girlfriend.
IB told me to stay and sit here. Irritable Bowel.
I really have nothing. haha. I have a case of beer in me though. -SV's mother on the day of conception.
Coaster will be here all night. tip accordingly.
LOL



coaster

I'm heading to work. driving will be a video game.  anywho, happy birthday buddy. have a good day. I really do hope you have a fuckig FANTASTIC day. you are a clever, witty, smarmy asshole. Drink lots. then get sick and regret it. then think about how old you are. lol... happy birthday.

akwilly

Hey SV what did you mom get you for your birthday? Emancipation papers?

SredniVashtar

Quote from: akwilly on March 23, 2016, 07:51:30 AM
Hey SV what did you mom get you for your birthday? Emancipation papers?

I shall take that remark with the contempt it deserves. Shouldn't you be getting back to your girlfriend? She's banging those flippers together, so it must be time for breakfast.

akwilly

SV doesn't always drink beer but when he does people need a thesaurus to keep up.

akwilly

SV is the only person to donate his brain to science..... And continue to live a full life.

SredniVashtar

An immigrant Yank called BellBoy
Sredni's asshole he wants to destroy
Spanks it three times a day
(Though he says he's not gay)
And calls Senda his "little sex toy"







akwilly

SV goes into a restaurant. He goes to order. The waitress sits down, takes a nap, gets the gist of what he said.

Yorkshire pud

Happy Easter Suverner.

A middle aged lad from dahn sarf
One day looked down in the mouth
The date was apparent
Time marching inherent
He longed for a snog from sweat Kathy-with tongues.
(Is that what you meant IB and RGG?)

Bloody hell you can't be that old, can you?

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on March 23, 2016, 08:24:31 AM
Happy Easter Suverner.

A middle aged lad from dahn sarf
One day looked down in the mouth
The date was apparent
Time marching inherent
He longed for a snog from sweat Kathy-with tongues.
(Is that what you meant IB and RGG?)

Bloody hell you can't be that old, can you?

I know, but I look much younger when I'm naked. As you well know...

Lordy, Lordy!  Look who's another year over forty!  

A snide Limey troll known as Shreddy
Begged a dazzling damsel, "Please bed me!"
Once she'd laughed herself silly
At his wee wrinkled willy,
She sighed, "I'd much rather be dead. See?"

Happy Birthday, old stump! 

akwilly

SV once wrote a children's book. The children are now grown up and the parents are almost done reading it.

Who

OK to post for Shredded Wheat's birthday.  And don't wake me up before noon again.  I'm in pain and I have a busy day ahead trying to get my Macs out of the pawn shop.  Also have two credit cards.


SredniVashtar

Quote from: akwilly on March 23, 2016, 08:39:52 AM
SV once wrote a children's book. The children are now grown up and the parents are almost done reading it.

Give it up for the retarded Don Rickles, ladies and germs!  :)

akwilly

SV is the only guy to say "honey can we talk"

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: akwilly on March 23, 2016, 08:44:17 AM
SV is the only guy to say "honey can we talk"

Hmm but he really is talking to a jar of honey.

coaster

I called my crew and said I wasn't showing up. Said My friend was sick. ha. That friend is SV. Congrats dick, your "birthday" is being used as an excuse so a drunkard can carry on. We should make today a real holiday. the drink yourself sober day.

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