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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84570 on: December 09, 2017, 12:45:43 AM »


"Thank yeeewww!"

Here is Norry giving his "Grampers Pampers" testimonial.  "Yesserre, if didn't have my Grampers on, I just could not do it." 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84571 on: December 09, 2017, 02:35:04 AM »
Dave should upgray'd his bumber, yo



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« Reply #84572 on: December 09, 2017, 02:53:25 AM »
Only Noory Can Tell...

You're listening now
You roll your eyes
There's no disguising it
It really comes as no surprise
To find Art didn't give a shit

I see it now
Becomes so clear
His insincerity
And me all starry-eyed
You'd think that I would have known by now

Now, sure as the sun will cross the sky
Coast sucks now
Lost, like the shows Art used to do, tide me over

One thing is sure
That time will tell
(Only time will tell)
Will Noory trash it

The darkest ring around the toilet
Will darken when it dies
Here is a Snorchlax !

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84573 on: December 09, 2017, 03:05:48 AM »





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« Reply #84574 on: December 09, 2017, 09:21:03 AM »
Buttkisser?! Well, you're a big poopyhead. This is how juvenile your attempts at reason have gotten.  :D


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84575 on: December 09, 2017, 01:27:14 PM »


Just pointing out what a complete and total faggot you are.  ;)

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« Reply #84576 on: December 09, 2017, 01:54:53 PM »
Cleopatra called in and we learned that the reincarnated Julius Cesar was Mohammed Ali, who Norry claims to have met, and Mark Anthony is Mark Anthony (last name she wouldn't mention) who is a tennis player in LA. Norry also speculated about playing recorded programming for a portion of the show on holidays and again bragged about his show being live on holidays. He already does play recorded stuff! But some caller was wanting more radio stations to play "tv on radio" and that Superman was the  best sci-fi show ever.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84577 on: December 09, 2017, 08:09:57 PM »
Just pointing out what a complete and total faggot you are.  ;)
Stop complimenting his straight rump!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84578 on: December 09, 2017, 08:25:25 PM »
Stop complimenting his straight rump!

He's a faggot in every sense of the word.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84579 on: December 10, 2017, 08:49:53 AM »
One thing I REALLY like about having the Coast app on my phone...........

When Jorch gets to pitching one of his MLM garbage products, I can hit the 30 second skip button exactly 4 times and it skips to the end of the pitch! Handy as hell! I've gotten to where I can listen to a whole Jorch show in about 10 minutes. I wear that skip button out when he gets on one of his bullshit topics.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84580 on: December 12, 2017, 12:49:02 AM »
On the 'news' segment, Nori referred to 'net neutrality' as 'net nutragedy.'

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« Reply #84581 on: December 12, 2017, 03:07:27 AM »
How long has Beyond Belief with George Noory been on Xfinity?

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« Reply #84582 on: December 12, 2017, 05:12:11 AM »
The Coast You Tube channel is just audio...  no video...

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« Reply #84583 on: December 12, 2017, 05:14:08 AM »
George lamented the potential financial loss of the baseball cards his family discarded.  So, he went and got a bunch of board games as a new investment!  Probably still better off with baseball cards.  Never heard of anyone trading Monopoly pieces...

How did he get away with this topic?  He had the unpleasant nerve to ask his guest twice if he had played Spin The Bottle when younger.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84584 on: December 12, 2017, 12:33:17 PM »
Last nightís show was so pitifully horrible. Where did these topics come from? I think the opioid fascination exists because he has a daughter or granddaughter thatís caught in that spiral.

The board game............ snooze fest.

The whole night was a snooze fest.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84585 on: December 12, 2017, 01:23:44 PM »
George lamented the potential financial loss of the baseball cards his family discarded.  So, he went and got a bunch of board games as a new investment!  Probably still better off with baseball cards.  Never heard of anyone trading Monopoly pieces...

How did he get away with this topic?  He had the unpleasant nerve to ask his guest twice if he had played Spin The Bottle when younger.

Guest got off easy.  That's just a Level One question.  Noory's Level Two Q's go something like this:


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« Reply #84586 on: December 12, 2017, 01:44:54 PM »
Last nightís show was so pitifully horrible. Where did these topics come from? I think the opioid fascination exists because he has a daughter or granddaughter thatís caught in that spiral.

The board game............ snooze fest.

The whole night was a snooze fest.
you think that, eh? what makes you assume anyone in norry's family has a previous or current addiction to meds? whether the "opioid crisis" is real or manufactured, it is CURRENT and large in the news. Knapp, Schrader, Trump, Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Fox, CNN, and adam's house cat are on this topic for some reason that obviously has nothing to do with George Norry.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84587 on: December 12, 2017, 04:30:54 PM »
Yess, board games, spinal fusions, next bridge and jock itch, the new edgy on Coast. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84588 on: December 12, 2017, 05:09:54 PM »
Yess, board games, spinal fusions, next bridge and jock itch, the new edgy on Coast.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84589 on: December 12, 2017, 06:48:48 PM »
Noory's YouTube post is down. Lol, I hope I'm responsible  for that.............

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« Reply #84590 on: December 12, 2017, 07:19:51 PM »
We learned from last night's show that Noory's favorite board games as a kid were Stratego, Operation and Clue.
I would have picked "Mouse Trap" and "CandyLand" as his favorites...





Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84591 on: December 12, 2017, 07:31:05 PM »
We learned from last night's show that Noory's favorite board games as a kid were Stratego, Operation and Clue.
I would have picked "Mouse Trap" and "CandyLand" as his favorites...






I liked Battleship, Monopoly, Life and Risk.

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« Reply #84592 on: December 12, 2017, 09:13:31 PM »
Yes, Norry is good at games.  That is the word or skuttlebutt on the conference circuit.

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« Reply #84593 on: December 12, 2017, 11:58:33 PM »
I see that Noory's fav guest Dr. JOEL WALLACH was Clyde Lewis' Ground Zero tonight...

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84594 on: December 13, 2017, 04:44:12 AM »

I liked Battleship, Monopoly, Life and Risk.

Risk is great. Thing is nobody ever wants to play it because it takes forever.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84595 on: December 13, 2017, 05:26:29 AM »
Risk is great. Thing is nobody ever wants to play it because it takes forever.

When I was a teenager my family would sometimes have games of Risk that would last all night. Seriously great game but yeah, you need a good stretch of time to play it. Either that or have a place where you can keep the board setup and play it in a series of sessions.

P.S. I don't know why whenever I think of Risk the word Kamchatka comes to mind but it just does.  ;)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84596 on: December 13, 2017, 05:52:00 AM »
I see that Noory's fav guest Dr. JOEL WALLACH was Clyde Lewis' Ground Zero tonight...
Yeah, Clyde sold-out to Doc Wallet some time ago and has been on before, with Clyde singing his praises.  ::)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84597 on: December 13, 2017, 06:53:59 AM »
I liked Scruples, but it never seemed to take off.

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« Reply #84598 on: December 13, 2017, 09:34:20 AM »
Both Noory and Clyde are Premiere employees. Not a coinshidence. They probably have little or no say regarding the Wallach appearances. If they raised a stink there's always a Jimmy Church type weasel waiting in the wings to fill your shoes. I guess a company teetering on going broke doesn't care if it engages in illegal payola.

I don't get why they risk it. Would the average listener notice or care if they ran a "this is a paid commercial endorsement" type disclaimer?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84599 on: December 13, 2017, 09:45:28 AM »
Both Noory and Clyde are Premiere employees. Not a coinshidence. They probably have little or no say regarding the Wallach appearances. If they raised a stink there's always a Jimmy Church type weasel waiting in the wings to fill your shoes. I guess a company teetering on going broke doesn't care if it engages in illegal payola.

I don't get why they risk it. Would the average listener notice or care if they ran a "this is a paid commercial endorsement" type disclaimer?



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