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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

ShayP

Quote from: albrecht on May 05, 2018, 03:33:18 PM
I'm talking both, sorry. Last night was the Canadian lady who called in with a song. Norry let her sing the whole thing. Not good radio. Someone also called in with the "offensive" mnemonic for electric components: "Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly."

Okay.  Gotcha.  Methinks 'rape' should be race.  Am I correct?  LOL!  Can't believe I missed that part.

Morgus

Quote from: albrecht on May 05, 2018, 03:33:18 PM
Someone also called in with the "offensive" mnemonic for electric components: "Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly."
Sounds like that was to remember electronics resistor color codes?

Yep - I found it listed here under the "offensive" section:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_electronic_color_code_mnemonics

albrecht

Quote from: Morgus on May 05, 2018, 03:42:46 PM
Sounds like that was to remember electronics resistor color codes?

Yep - I found it listed here under the "offensive" section:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_electronic_color_code_mnemonics
It is not politically correct but I imagine the "offensive" varieties are likely more easy to remember.

Dateline

Quote from: Jojo on May 05, 2018, 01:32:54 AM
Lol.
You can have the daughter.
Thirty years ago!

The Producer is an on-going involvement up until this day.

albrecht

Quote from: Jojo on May 05, 2018, 03:00:19 PM
I'm not into Amelia at all. But, she did seem to have a way with that horse on Beyond Belief.  She intuited facts which others confirmed.  Unless it was all pre-scripted.
Never seen a Beyond Bleef but I felt last night that she wasn't tested. It is easy to "confirm" after the person tells you the facts. And some of her theories and claims are outright loony- she doesn't want individuality but a ridge social structure with many disposable members assigned to certain tasks based on their nature, not choice serving some Queen? She kept on about how bees and ants are better society than humans.

Jojo

Quote from: Dateline on May 05, 2018, 04:45:47 PM
The Producer is an on-going involvement up until this day.
I know you have a camera.  Use it!

If her name is on his deed, that's probably beacause he gets to deduct it as a business expense.

Jojo

Quote from: Morgus on May 05, 2018, 03:42:46 PM
Sounds like that was to remember electronics resistor color codes?

Yep - I found it listed here under the "offensive" section:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_electronic_color_code_mnemonics
Thank you - I had no idea what he was meaning.  There really should have been a little sequeway into something that easily misunderstood.

ShayP

C2C has a new sponsor.  George's face is lovingly placed in the upper left corner of their website too.

https://shop.pawtree.com/healthypetsonline

I didn't find any info on how many eggs I should feed my cat every day.  Hmm...I guess Doc Wallett isn't affiliated with this one.

Jojo

Quote from: monica on May 05, 2018, 05:33:28 PM
I know you have a camera.  Use it!

If her name is on his deed, that's probably beacause he gets to deduct it as a business expense.
But surely producer knows about escorts?  There is gonorroeah, herpes, AIDS, warts, syphillus, and hepatitis, out there!

Quote from: ShayP on May 06, 2018, 07:16:02 AM
C2C has a new sponsor.  George's face is lovingly placed in the upper left corner of their website too.

https://shop.pawtree.com/healthypetsonline

I didn't find any info on how many eggs I should feed my cat every day.  Hmm...I guess Doc Wallett isn't affiliated with this one.

Nothing says healthy pets like a heavily airbrushed image of George Noory

Dateline

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on May 06, 2018, 10:34:37 AM
Nothing says healthy pets like a heavily airbrushed image of George Noory

My cat just spit-up a hairball over that. 

BobGrau

Liddl' King

Well his talking soothes the clowns
With his surplus mind
That's dumb in style
Shut your eyes and regress, it's noory
He's fairly stale

The calls he never thinks about

Friday phone it in

Well he's bland, he dumb sure be
His announcing style
Gee whizz tommee-ee

Split show night, he says
(Spits on mic)
Fake interested front from me
Anyways...

Glide on, liddl' king



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyiwhrJkJ8s

Morgus

Tonight Noory reported Ian Punnett has told them his hearing issue has improved so he will return in the near future as a c2cam weekend guest host.


Quote from: Morgus on May 06, 2018, 11:18:14 PM
Tonight Noory reported Ian Punnett has told them his hearing issue has improved so he will return in the near future as a c2cam weekend guest host.

miracle healing?

Jojo

Guest:  Dogs feet smell
George:  Just like humans!

TMI!

Quote from: ShayP on May 06, 2018, 07:16:02 AM
C2C has a new sponsor.  George's face is lovingly placed in the upper left corner of their website too.

https://shop.pawtree.com/healthypetsonline

I didn't find any info on how many eggs I should feed my cat every day.  Hmm...I guess Doc Wallett isn't affiliated with this one.

Is the dog food made of beets?

https://www.humann.com/george-noory/?&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIm5ft59fz2gIVjobACh3kiQ2HEAAYASAAEgKw0fD_BwE

ShayP

Quote from: Morgus on May 06, 2018, 11:18:14 PM
Tonight Noory reported Ian Punnett has told them his hearing issue has improved so he will return in the near future as a c2cam weekend guest host.

Well I'll be darned.  I thought there would be no chance.

expat

I wonder why C2C had that clown Mike Bara on in last night's News seg to talk about Moon vs. Mars, instead of Bob Zimmerman who knows a lot more and is supposed to be the official "science adviser."

BTW, here's the latest on Bara:
http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2018/05/lies-damn-lies-and-mike-bara.html

Jojo

Quote from: Rat-eating Hater on May 06, 2018, 11:36:23 PM
miracle healing?
I read a long time ago (don't know where) that human inner ears undergo internal changes at mid-life which calm down after a while.  It came up in an old article about older ways of neural monitoring through implants in the ear which could be installed without surgery.

Jojo

Quote from: nooryisawesome on May 07, 2018, 07:17:59 AM
Is the dog food made of beets?

https://www.humann.com/george-noory/?&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIm5ft59fz2gIVjobACh3kiQ2HEAAYASAAEgKw0fD_BwE
Powder-fine seasonings create food addiction beacuse they tease the tongue and reduce appetite for normal food.  Think seasoned chips versus slices of cooked yam.


Juan

But what about the Hawaii studio? Is it under lava?

expat

Quote from: Juan on May 07, 2018, 04:13:52 PM
But what about the Hawaii studio? Is it under lava?

No, he said it was on the Kona side. Quit worrying...

MyEye

Quote from: Juan on May 07, 2018, 04:13:52 PM
But what about the Hawaii studio? Is it under lava?

The alleged studio is on the opposite side of the Island (West). 

What exactly is Noorys definition of studio when mentioned on the show.  An actual broadcasting facility, a single room apartment, or a piece of furniture?  I've noticed in the past the guy really likes to embellish his 'accomplishments'. 

I would think a noted broadcaster who boasts their military service would be proud to show their DD-214, sans their service number, to show their service.  So where is Noorys?  Probably lost as was his taped interview with Jimmy Hoffa right before Hoffa went missing.

I wish I took take a picture of the fish I caught the other week.  It was at least five feet long.  Too bad I lost grip of it when I was reaching for my camera.

Considering Noorys friends here in Hawaii, why didn't have any "baaaad" feelings forewarning this noteworthy eruption??

George Ralph Noory....   
No need to send in the clown.  The Clown is already there.

How is it a rebroadcast of Art Bells show from twenty years ago be so much more interesting to listen to than listening to c2c on weekdays now?

RIP Art Bell.


Quote from: MyEye on May 07, 2018, 05:53:16 PM
The alleged studio is on the opposite side of the Island (West). 

What exactly is Noorys definition of studio when mentioned on the show.  An actual broadcasting facility, a single room apartment, or a piece of furniture?  I've noticed in the past the guy really likes to embellish his 'accomplishments'. 

I would think a noted broadcaster who boasts their military service would be proud to show their DD-214, sans their service number, to show their service.  So where is Noorys?  Probably lost as was his taped interview with Jimmy Hoffa right before Hoffa went missing.

I wish I took take a picture of the fish I caught the other week.  It was at least five feet long.  Too bad I lost grip of it when I was reaching for my camera.

Considering Noorys friends here in Hawaii, why didn't have any "baaaad" feelings forewarning this noteworthy eruption??

George Ralph Noory....   
No need to send in the clown.  The Clown is already there.

How is it a rebroadcast of Art Bells show from twenty years ago be so much more interesting to listen to than listening to c2c on weekdays now?

RIP Art Bell.

A few people reported a few callers have called and said they knew George’s Girlfriend, apparently she lives on the island.

Dateline

Ah, the Rubbermaid, so many injections that rubber becomes part of the complexion.


more remote viewing

what Noory, Dimheiser and Lyons have done to this show is tragic, it's just garbage, the quality of guests/guest hosts/subject matter can't get any lower.

would be happy to have Punnet back, i know he'll do some work and look for some interesting guests and topics the same as Knapp does.





lol wtf this show

regular caller, older woman with the thickest Southern drawl, gets on the air and asks 'Mr. Dames can you all tell me what's wrong with muh wi-fi?'


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