2017 BellGab Awards - Best Female Poster

[heater]

This thread is for nominations for the best female poster on BellGab in the 2016-current timeframe.

Please post your nomination and if desired a brief description of why.

[starrmtn001]

Ibby, AKA, Inglorious Bitch.

[BobGrau]

Brig, for being both friendly and resilient.

[MV/Liberace!]

JackstarsEx.

[pate]

Seekrut ballot?

Axing for a fiend...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thu_RSQiTrQ

ediot:  Passed the smell test, APOGEES.

[Jackstar]

lonevoice wins this hands down, because reasons.

JackstarsEx.

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I'm looking for the thread for unnecessarily giving out unnecessary awards, but I'm sure I'll come across it shortly.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Ibby, AKA, Inglorious Bitch.

Star, you're such a sweetie. Actually all the women of Bellgab are a special breed. 

(especially SV)

[Jackstar]

Actually all the women of Bellgab are a special breed.

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt0pmG6caxY

Not Sure...

[TigerLily]

... Y knot

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt0pmG6caxY

Not Sure...

Both at once. 

[Jackstar]

Look, look, Ladies: I might be a cunt, but I don't have one. I am not your rival here.


lonevoice is still leagues in the lead, even though she allegedly hasn't posted for something like twelve years. The rest of you need to up your game.

NOTE: That's not a euphemism, except for those of you who think that your twat is a game. I don't think there's any reason to up that, do you?

[ShayP]

Brig. 

[Jackstar]

Brig. 

Have you ever noticed that you don't see brig and lonevoice posting at the same time?

[ShayP]

Have you ever noticed that you don't see brig and lonevoice posting at the same time?

brig and lonevoice combined would be the ultimate female poster.  I would happily fan them with palm branches while feeding them succulent fruits as they typed.

[Jackstar]

I would happily fan them with palm branches

Good, because it'd be sultry.

[ShayP]

Good, because it'd be sultry.

Just thinking about it...the humidity has risen in my dwelling. 

[Jackstar]

the humidity has risen in my dwelling.

That's the gas.

[Yorkshire pud]

Star, you're such a sweetie. Actually all the women of Bellgab are a special breed. 

(especially SV)

And he pretends only half the time at being female. He has 'special' photos.

[ItsOver]

Pyewacket.  Rational, level-headed, and intelligent.  Plus, she knows The Pud is a pud.

Brig.  Rock-ribbed BG'er.  Plus, she knows MV is "speshial."  Praise Brig.

[ItsOver]

brig and lonevoice combined would be the ultimate female poster.  I would happily fan them with palm branches while feeding them succulent fruits as they typed.

Go, Mr. Rodgers, go!  You wild man, sex slave. . )

[zeebo]

As with pye, brig, and starr ... ponyboysunset and tigerlily both deserve a mention for being all-around good sports ... and same for popple and chine even though they haven't been around in awhile.

[ItsOver]

As with pye, brig, and starr ... ponyboysunset and tigerlily both deserve a mention for being all-around good sports ... and same for popple and chine even though they haven't been around in awhile.

Here, here, and a hardy "bravo!"  Same for Lonevoice, but she hardly posts anymore.  I have a sad.    I believe Nebraska is of the feminine persuasion, too, and honorable mention for steadfast support of Knapp!

[zeebo]

Here, here, and a hardy "bravo!"  Same for Lonevoice, but she hardly posts anymore.  I have a sad.    I believe Nebraska is of the feminine persuasion, too, and honorable mention for steadfast support of Knapp!

+1 on Neb, how could I forget!  Such clear pro-Knapp and anti-Noory integrity is an inspiration.

[Ciardelo]

lovesfreshair  (formerly loveslibraries) seems to be particularly sweet and usually has an interesting comment.

[Juan]

Some here love meister.

[ShayP]

Some here love meister.

Meister is female?  I was never good at figuring out a poster's gender unless something they posted implied it, or they just stated it. I felt like a douche when I addressed Spinner as 'sir' once.  For a while I assumed popple, Nebraska, and Spinner were male until I found out later.    Thank goodness my posts are typically not gender specific.  LOL!  I do have a sense of chivalry though, so it is good to know.    That being said...all female BellGabbers must send me verification of gender.  Thank you. 

[Rix Gins]

Meister is female?  I was never good at figuring out a poster's gender unless something they posted implied it, or they just stated it. I felt like a douche when I addressed Spinner as 'sir' once.  For a while I assumed popple, Nebraska, and Spinner were male until I found out later.    Thank goodness my posts are typically not gender specific.  LOL!  I do have a sense of chivalry though, so it is good to know.    That being said...all female BellGabbers must send me verification of gender.  Thank you. 

You think that's bad?  When I started out here I thought that SaucyRossy was a well endowed, middle aged, red headed lady.  I guess I inferred it from her his username.  I still have a hard time picturing Saucy as being a man. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

  That being said...all female BellGabbers must send me verification of gender.  Thank you. 

I'll send you some boob pics 

[GravitySucks]

I'll send you some boob pics 

You said you wouldn't share those ones I sent you with anyone