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#991
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
October 24, 2015, 05:19:17 PM
Quote from: cosmic hobo on October 24, 2015, 03:42:27 PM
I'm not sure how you guys are getting these nuggets of gold from Falkie's past but does he mention his hatred of George Noory? It would be great to compile Falkie's greatest Noory hits to send to Noory as a Christmas present.
courtesy of Bellgab search

"Noory is a dilletante who fell into the job and couldn't lick Art's shoes."

"I used to listen to Art for the wierd, the creepy and the unusual.Now I get a guy who continually hawks food products, supplements or shills books for authors.  It's disgusting and I'm tired of it."

"Professionalism is a word that should NEVER be used when discussing Snoory. Could someone give me the address and phone number of the network so I can call them ? It's time for me to let them know how I feel."

"The show deserves a mercy killing and the horrible host needs to be sent to those FEMA camps that Alex Jones talks so much about"

"The problem with Snoory is that for him there's nowhere to go but down.
He's not capable of improving, at least not on this show.
Snoorge Snoory the Prince of Poop."

"I detest Snoory because in 10 years of being on the air he has done nothing to improve and whatever skills he has have completely deteriorated.  And he's made a joke out of what once was a pleasurable experience to listen to.  His continual shilling of products and seeing his face on everything is also annoying."

"The only preparation Snoory does is to use Preparation H.  On his mustasche comb.  Which is also his toothbrush. "

"I'm a descendant of Alexander Dumas who wrote The Three Musketeers."

"Even people in hell wouldn't tolerate the presence of Snoory for very long.  Unlike us, who are powerless to send him there."

"If he were in my family, we'd move and disown him. The Coast Family ? With Snoory and Tommy it's not the Brady Bunch, it's the Shady Bunch."

"I don't think Snoory would use a shop vac as a masturbatory tool. I think he uses a mirror and rebroacasts of his own shows, particularly last night's on bugs and survival."

"Years ago, I'd have lost my temper if I had to deal with someone like Snoory on a regular basis. G*d only knows what it would be like to work with the idiot day after day."March 21, 2013, 08:36:43 PM

"I just showed my gf a picture of Snoorge. She said :" G*d, he's ugly ! " Her first comment was that he looked so cheezy !  She also said he looks like one of those guys whom a hooker would service and hate every minute of it ! She also said he looks pissed off and that he looks like he got hit in the face with a 2 x 4. She really doesn't like the way he looks !"

#992
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
October 23, 2015, 04:09:59 PM
Quote from: SixWeekTenure(tm) on October 23, 2015, 02:12:33 PM


"The 80s was the golden age of porn"
Falkie are you a fan of the "art of the topless?" Ever met Babette Bardot(50/50 where it counts) Darlene Grey or Pat Barrington?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1hmqMspeI0
#994
Just in time for the holidays: Club 19.5 turquoise bolo tie cock ring with matching torsion field ben-wa balls(for her) MAKE IT HAPPEN
#995
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
October 21, 2015, 01:45:00 PM
somebody on ebay named "SweetKnPatty4eva" just sold a dozen milk crates of "for Dummies" books and vintage computer strategy games for 800 bucks!

#996
did somebody ask him why a history professor is hypnotising women over the phone and asking them to send him their used panties or suggesting they get a chastity belt "where the vaginal opening is, it's got a couple of nails sticking across" to fend off hubrid advances

http://ufotrail.blogspot.ca/2014/02/the-woodsjacobs-tapes-and-oral-history.html

"Later during the same session, Jacobs instructed Woods, 'Well, if you can dig up the underpants, without even thinking about it, just put 'em in a plastic bag, put 'em in an envelope, then just send 'em off to me. Totally, greatly appreciate it. Do not even think about it. Just do it automatically. No fuss, no muss and don't think about it afterward either.' "
#997
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
October 20, 2015, 01:30:45 PM
Quote from: Who on October 20, 2015, 04:26:32 AMNo matter how private, how embarrassing, how tasteless or trivial, the story of your life is posted online, in excruciating detail, for the world to see.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 02, 2013, 08:28:02 AM
I'm having a colonoscopy next Thursday and they're also going to put a tv camera into my stomach to find out about my ulcers.
#998
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis
October 18, 2015, 11:51:47 AM
It's available on stitcher 'SEASON’S SCREAMINGS: THE PSYCHOLOGY OF PROJECTED FEAR W/ MISTER LOBO'

Interesting discussion on classic horror and local horror TV hosts(who are, sadly, almost extinct thanks to syndicated network tv)

I loved watching "Sir Graves Ghastly" out of Detroit as a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai5qktbixuA
#999
Quote from: Just Me on October 14, 2015, 06:42:49 PM

Greer has Carrot Top disorder: men who get all ripped to compensate for their grotesque faces

#1000
1/2 PT Barnum+1/2 cult leader= "Dr" Greer

the CSETI 501c3 tax exemption form makes for some interesting reading

The next big thing(disclosure/free energy/fake alien baby) is always just around the corner but never materializes. An endless list of always high ranking sources willing to spill their guts. Showing up at UFO conferences with armed guards("THEY'RE out to get me!" "I have a killswitch"). Charging marks $4000-$7000 to watch him point a laser at moths...the list is endless why this fraud should never be on the show again
#1001
Michelle from Japan needs to ride her bicycle into a bridge abuttment
#1002
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
October 06, 2015, 05:07:03 PM
Quote from: Who on October 06, 2015, 07:48:39 AMDoes your welfare caseworker know how much EXPENDABLE (throwaway) money you have?  Is someone slipping you an extra thousand dollars every month?  What the hell is going on?

Quote from: Falkie2013 on September 29, 2015, 06:36:34 PM
I can go anywhere I want despite what the welfare worker thinks. This is America after all.

I can only imagine what was going through his/her head as he discussed the detail of how he was going to piss away $1k on the 2016 Falkie U.S. woo-woo tour.  Reading between the lines he/she warned him such a trip might affect/terminate his benefits at which point they were told the standard M.Y.O.B & S.T.F.U
#1003
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
October 03, 2015, 11:08:59 AM
the Leo Ashcraft gig was meant for Falkie. That's why he inexplicably switched to the all news format(suggested by George) a few months ago, to perfect his craft.  Looks like Noory grew impatient with Falkie's lack of progress and poached Ashcraft instead
#1004
The KXL ratings book will be very important. Hard numbers might make things very uncomfortable
#1005
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
September 27, 2015, 11:43:29 AM
entirely plausible. An ex-Simpsons writer cuts my lawn and the creator of Married with Children is a sign spinner down at my local pizzeria. They were intrigued by my overpriced $30 XXXXL ebay alien themed tshirts. Neither of them had heard of Noory or Art. We had long discussions about 70's porn bushes and Mannix before I screamed farewell.

helpful hint: if you buy your ebay alien themed tshirts by the dozen you can go a good 6months before having to do laundry
#1006
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
September 26, 2015, 08:39:11 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLvay9ErSgo

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 20, 2013, 12:45:24 PM
I once was using a shop vac to clean up the debris left from a couch we had to break up because it had mice nesting in it.
#1007
Somewhere in Braps
#1008
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
September 12, 2015, 08:32:36 AM
Quote from: paladin1991 on September 11, 2015, 09:05:32 AM
hahahahahah   

What movie is that?
the worst Australian(redundant?) movie ever made:Bad Boy Bubby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toY_RRuHu5U
#1009
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
September 11, 2015, 04:54:59 PM
Noory is crafty. The pretend pilot show not only allowed him to mind-f one of his biggest detractors for months on end, it also allowed him to write off several of his weekend trips home to St. Louis as a business expense
#1010
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
September 10, 2015, 04:15:48 PM
Falkie's latest cat video is in incredibly poor taste
#1011
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
September 09, 2015, 12:07:28 PM
#1012
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
September 08, 2015, 04:41:25 PM
Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on September 08, 2015, 04:13:03 PM
I propose you change your video format.  You could call it 'Ask The Guy from Pittsburghâ,,¢!' or include it as a weekly segment.  Have people write in with their questions and then do a segment where you give your thoughts and opinions on the subject.  Everyone who asked a question will want to watch.

Just a thought.
I'd like to hear about the time his mother took him to meet Richard Nixon
#1013
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
September 02, 2015, 03:46:17 PM
does Davenport still have his beeping tape recorder ;D
#1014
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
September 02, 2015, 12:54:35 PM
Quote from: Uncle Duke on September 02, 2015, 10:47:47 AM
2).  Can you give us any more insight into WBCQ's decision to discontinue airing MITD?
I'm pretty sure Art said C Crane was footing the bill for shortwave time. I'm guessing there was not a spike in sales
#1015
Technology / MITD stream 40Hz tone
September 01, 2015, 08:50:19 AM
just curious what the function of the 40Hz tone heard before commercials. I'm guessing it's some sort of trigger for the system to start playing commercials, almost like a ham radio PL tone
#1016
you forgot "I don't have a question for your guest, but I'm rude and self-important so I'm going to derail the show with my irrelevant bigfoot/ufo/gubmint'spiracy story" guy
#1017
he revealed his dislike for people who begin every sentence with "so"
#1018
Quote from: Bradsmith313 on August 28, 2015, 12:28:03 AM
That may be. But, GMOs are safe. The science is there. The Chinese have been eating GMO corn since the 1990s.
#1019
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
August 26, 2015, 12:33:10 PM
how dare you sir!

years from now the nation will remember where they were when they first heard the news break on TGFPNN. Things like the armpit shot, poor audio, 4 day old fallout tshirts, slurping coffee midway through a report will be the new standard for television journalists.

P.S. Justin is his unpaid Guatemalan web administrator. Those 80+ sub forums don't take care of themselves you know
#1020
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
August 12, 2015, 12:53:29 PM
every time I hear Hoagland's super secret phone ring at the beginning of "Other Side of Midnight", I picture Falkie on the other end
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