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I always assumed Jojo was Annie in Alabama

Good to see Noory preparing his post iHeart collapse career as a Las Vegas lounge act. He could easily make(or exceed) the paltry $500k he gets from iHeart. Maybe even get paid in cash. An hour of humorous anecdotes(the bully drowning/attempted Mexican kidnapping/turtle abuse) a few Sinatra songs, an intermission with Tommy doing his ping-pong ball trick followed by a half hour of pre-recorded material(tell-tale heart/Disturbed's "sound of silence"/beating up Morgus/attacked by umbrella ladies bit) and you've got a show better than anything Wayne Newton or Celine Dionne could crap out

I will give Falkie $100 if he can produce 1 proper "by George Senda" military article(no letters to the editor, no Penthouse Forum)

Can you tell him to ban the jackhole that starts every call by yelling "GEORGE!"

A whole show on human trafficking with nary a mention of mail-order brides

I've never understood the whole "I haven't eaten in 3 days but I'm still buying coffee and cigarettes" thing. Very Senda-ish

I might be putting 2+2 together and getting 5 but I'm guessing the microwave fire was caused by trying to cook the jiffy pop in the microwave oven

Quote from: ItsTelly on February 24, 2018, 12:24:22 AM
Just a quick question for BellGab:

Where is Heather's studio located?  Is she in Las Vegas/Parump like Art or somewhere else?

Yes she's in Pahrump, most likely in Art's second double wide.  She was probably there all along during the stalker saga.

There was some intention experiment to produce rain in California or something and the next thing you know the show's off the air due to a t-storm. Then neckbeard Rowland confirmed it. No rain in California only S.Nevada(Weather radar courtesy SixWeekTenure)

Quote from: whoozit on February 15, 2018, 08:03:37 PM
If you are well enough to film yourself in the hospital you are not sick enough to be there.

Ask if he can implement a 1 call per week/month rule.

Mish Shedlock discussed the "Bush tax cuts" and George is worried that Bill the AAA hasn't called

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on February 13, 2018, 03:30:43 AM
Jorch out of his league flirting with his guest Fiona the Witch.

Luckily talked my HR manager down from an official reprimand to a internet block on my work computer's MAC address. Maybe a heads up on the milf porn next time

Quote from: Uncle Duke on February 11, 2018, 11:13:00 PM
http://www.thetowntalk.com/story/news/2018/01/27/alexandria-felon-free-run-city-marshal-position/1062419001/

9 months in prison for threatening people through a fax machine. Why am I not surprised. Perhaps they misunderstood his Bibles bullets beans gold guns get ready schtick letterhead as some coded threat

Pretty good open lines segment.  Cleopatra-reincarnated called and said she inherited Cleopatra's curse. When asked to elaborate she said her high school demanded she give back her homecoming queen crown(which she assumed she would be able to keep) The horror! Also the guy who advocates people blow pot smoke in their dogs face called.

Charge $1 million for every Harry's razor/pillow guy spot. Problem solved.

I have verifiable scientific proof Falkie is at least 3% asian.

Stan Deyo predicted war in Korea by March (but then added a lot of weaselly disclaimers) Noory the innovator is also incorporating more "radio with pictures" segments into the show

If you change your perspective and listen to the show as comedy, you will see that George is probably the second funniest man in radio(next to Karl Pilkington)

Quote from: Fyodor Gutman on January 29, 2018, 03:08:18 PM
We are hearing from friends of the network that Anthony "George" Senda has received outside coaching on his videos to make them more profitable."

Perhaps in the next focus group you could suggest not ending every video with a giant finger poking the viewer in the eye. It's very jarring. Also George shouldn't be putting sugar in spaghetti sauce.

Quote from: GravitySucks on January 26, 2018, 01:15:02 AM
Miss Idaho

she was quite the looker

The equipment and housing for the talent/doublewide hamshack was bought before the quittening
The "producer" is paid for with hidden plugs for that flashing light gizmo which she is a sales representative for
Neckbeard/Heather's salary and bandwidth costs are funded by Art's endless pool of FU money he got from Premiere for the archives

The show's an old geezer's Corvette up on blocks under a tarp collecting dust in the garage. He knows he'll probably never use it again, but the thought of it being there gives him comfort

The show's much better since the switch to an all cat-talk format. The opening 30 minute reading-aloud segment also has 50% less throat clearing.

Quote from: Morgus on January 24, 2018, 04:42:42 PM
Last night's alien contactee guest referred to the old UFO Phil song that Noory plays at the end of his Friday night shows.
But the guest thought the singer was a girl and Noory had to correct him... 

He looks like his voice

You know its bad when the host and callers start trolling the guest(who sounded more like a wacky caller) Awesome car-wreck radio. Gotta give him credit for relentlessly plugging his buddies websites

Quote from: ItsOver on January 23, 2018, 10:27:36 PM
Who's that with Bell?  Did he finally catch his stalker?

In our many correspondences, Herve regrets what he has done and takes full responsibility for his actions. Upon his release he will be moving into my poolhouse

Quote from: ge30542 on January 23, 2018, 10:23:18 PM
What's on the chain around Art's neck, a coke spoon or a one-hitter?

It's a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood. The ubiquitous black turtleneck really makes it pop

you left out the part where, 20 minutes into the Redacted era, Art had to step in for an hour due to technical difficulties, even though doing so would put him in great danger from the alleged stalker