The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[GravitySucks]

What?  You mean he's going to type his genius with his new keyboard, then briefly show us a screenshot?

bwahahahahaha 

I thought he couldn't afford a new keyboard until the 1st of the month. Yet he keeps coming up with all these new books.

#sendamemoney

[WhiteCrow]

What?  You mean he's going to type his genius with his new keyboard, then briefly show us a screenshot?

bwahahahahaha 

His corpus will one day be fully released, he just needs the right tools. Geez Grub, the book covers are just the way to gain our interest.  Advertising 101. 



Love ALL

[Happier Times are Coming]

His corpus will one day be fully released, he just needs the right tools. Geez Grub, the book covers are just the way to gain our interest.  Advertising 101. 

Love ALL

White Crow,
I cannot believe what you are suggesting !
https://www.merriam-webster.com/
Definition of corpus
plural corporaplay \ˈkȯr-p(ə-)rə\
1
:  the body of a human or animal especially when dead

[Happier Times are Coming]

Falkie,
Where were you ? YOU MISSED A SCOOP ! (Notice the views of this !)

The UFO hunter, from Nizhny Tagil in Western Russia, says the object is 1,900-feet long.
He believes the wreckage has only become visible now because of ice melting on the earth’s most southerly continent.
A video posted by Degteryov has attracted hundreds of thousands of hits since it was uploaded yesterday.
Valentin listed the coordinates of the object as 73~13’55.09″S,71~57’12.98″W.
It’s not the first bizarre UFO theory to emerge based on satellite images.

[PB the Deplorable]

... I wonder, does he really read the books?  Or does he just collect them?

Awhile ago didn't he say he say he was a speed reader and had read some book of Norry's on the bus on the way home, which was then attacked by a rogue strawberry?  I doubt he gets much out of them.

[PB the Deplorable]

I think that means he wants us to send him books.

But not a self-help book, he would find that deeply insulting.

[LadyFish]

But not a self-help book, he would find that deeply insulting.

Nor a book for Idiots, because he likely has already bought all of those.

[Lilith]

OMG!  I think we got so involved in the "book cover" video that we missed the "list of ailments and Dr. appointments video.

https://youtu.be/7vSTQiZYWIM

[SergeantMajor]

I wonder why he shows us the books?  Why would we care what books he got?  I would be more interested in hearing what he learned from the books, instead of just seeing the covers.

I wonder, does he really read the books?  Or does he just collect them?

The cats on his shirt look pissed. Are these the ones he sat on?

[Happier Times are Coming]

OMG!  I think we got so involved in the "book cover" video that we missed the "list of ailments and Dr. appointments video.

https://youtu.be/7vSTQiZYWIM

I didn't miss it....
WTF ?
Cali should cut their losses, damn idiots
WTF ?
Pay for all that Medical for a Falkie ?
Why ?
Use the same amount and solve the health crisis for a whole third world nation !

[Happier Times are Coming]

Falkie,
You are PAST your expiration date !
(do the right honorable thing...)

[GravitySucks]

He should get this book next.

http://circa.com/lifestyle/curious-george-gets-curious-about-ramadan-in-this-childrens-book-story

[WhiteCrow]

He should get this book next.

http://circa.com/lifestyle/curious-george-gets-curious-about-ramadan-in-this-childrens-book-story

I see potential for a whole new Curious George series based on the Big Guy's life.  Good thinking GS! 

[whoozit]

OMG!  I think we got so involved in the "book cover" video that we missed the "list of ailments and Dr. appointments video.

https://youtu.be/7vSTQiZYWIM

I'm glad he didn't update us on his hairy brown eye.

[whoozit]

I see potential for a whole new Curious George series based on the Big Guy's life.  Good thinking GS!

Kind of a Curious George for Dummies mashup.

[whoozit]

"I have trouble", what a great title for George's memoir.

[Rally Squirrel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4InCiRUJ35o&t=9s

No cracks about the idiot books because they say right on the back that they know he is not an idiot.

[MAX]

". Yet he keeps coming up with all these new books".

#sendamemoney

That he can't read since he has no glasses, Haters 

[Happier Times are Coming]

That he can't read since he has no glasses  IS READING WITH EXTREME DIFFICULTY DUE TO THE FACT NOBODY AS STEPPED UP TO BUY HIM NEW GLASSES ! , Haters

FIFY

[Rally Squirrel]

He is certainly not an idiot but is there a difference between cat fleas and dog fleas?

[whoozit]

Cat fleas come from cats and dog fleas come from dogs.  Duh!

[Happier Times are Coming]

and then there are Falkie fleas...
(they come from a Falkie)

[Happier Times are Coming]

He is certainly not an idiot but is there a difference between cat fleas and dog fleas?

may I inquire as to "Who" you are stating is not an idiot ?

[Walks_At_Night]

OMG!  I think we got so involved in the "book cover" video that we missed the "list of ailments and Dr. appointments video.

https://youtu.be/7vSTQiZYWIM

So if he is out in a clean environment his eyes are fine but when he is in the Senda pad with the cat piss, insects, dust and filth
his eyes water and have discharge?  Well gee whiz!

[Happier Times are Coming]

George should contact Tony Schwartz and get him onboard !
A book deal is what George needs !
       SENDA
ART OF THE SCAM
George makes grifters
believe in the American
Dream AGAIN !
a sure #1 Times Bestseller !

[Happier Times are Coming]

So if he is out in a clean environment his eyes are fine but when he is in the Senda pad with the cat piss, insects, dust and filth
his eyes water and have discharge?  Well gee whiz!

INFECTION INFECTION INFECTION !
How many times does George have to CORRECT the Physicians and Posters of Bellgab ?
HATER

[Happier Times are Coming]

So if he is out in a clean environment his eyes are fine but when he is in the Senda pad with the cat piss, insects, dust and filth
his eyes water and have discharge?  Well gee whiz!

I wonder if one of the results of George's recent "inspections", an Inspector becomes "ill" with some strange infection....oozing mucous from the eyes and other body orifices, funky lesions on the face, numbness in the extremities, broken glasses, almost lethal sinus infections, bad back, paralyzed foot, very bad eye(S), falling down, propensity to sit on helpless cats, psychological issues too numerous to list..hoarding, paranoia and visions of grandeur common, twitchie thingy in males infected, YUGE undulating breast development in females infected, the horrible symptoms are too numerous to list here !
and after many tests and the country's leading epidemiologists from the CDC, Casa Senda is found eventually to be GROUND ZERO and Falkie to be PATIENT ZERO for the "next" incurable disease that will decimate liberal California ....
FALKIE WILL FINALLY ACHIEVE THE FAME HE SO DESIRES !
of course, Hillary will blame President Trump

postscript
what IF the infection were spread worldwide?
Falkie is in charge of the Sweet Kathy Fleshy Mutant Love Doll "quality control"....
what IF the Sweet Kathy Fleshy Mutant Love Doll were eventually identified as a "vector" , meaning the organism(s) did NOT kill the Sweet Kathy Fleshy Mutant Love Doll, but simply survived and multiplied to infect another person when they came into "intimate contact" with the Sweet Kathy Fleshy Mutant Love Doll ?
just thinkin'
IF Thailand IF Saudi Arabia IF Nigeria IF Belgium IF Venezuela BEGIN SHOWING MASS POPULATIONS SICK LIKE FALKIE.....
God help us !

[Rally Squirrel]

may I inquire as to "Who" you are stating is not an idiot ?

Yes, you may.

[whoozit]

and then there are Falkie fleas...
(they come from a Falkie)

Falkie fleas have parasites too, they are called Falkies.  They try to shake the fleas down for money.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Falkie fleas have parasites too, they are called Falkies.  They try to shake the fleas down for money.

LOL
ok, now I have to change shorts and clean the coffee off my keyboard
(laughed so hard I did a "combo", shit my pants and spit my coffee out)