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Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 12:03:42 PM
NO CONSENT
NO PUBLISH

What can I tell you? There are rules.

Rules are fucking gay. Pro tip: stop incessantly repeating the notion that you can't talk about shit. Its boring! NEXT.

This is one of those Mandela Effect type things. I clearly remember Gino Ginelli quoting you on the "I'ma break SpaceMeowMaid's jaw" line. But, y'know, that little fucker has caused a lot of shit lately. Metron level drama. For whatever its worth, you say you never said it or didn't mean it seriously, I take you at your word. I ain't no Frog King, appearing at 4 o' clock Eastern, circling carcasses and seeking fresh blood. That ain't it. I guess I owe you an apology. Looks like my lighter just died. Oh no, wait, its just the wind.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 11:53:00 AM
Where did you hear that I made that threat, anyway?

Find the Ice Cream Man. He made such a claim-- on my site. I was just reporting scuttlebutt. Nothin' to do with me.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 11:28:22 AM

Hrrm. That's interesting. No one noticed a primo opportunity to score brownie points with (PROTECTED). I wonder what that might signify.

Stay tuned.

I noticed, fuckhead.

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 19, 2021, 11:45:53 AM
That is so sweet of you 💗 thank you!  But I should probably point out that, rather than pumping away dutifully like the fellow above, my technique (insofar as something so haphazard deserves the name) is to leave the weights in the middle of the floor and, in imitation of a model/MMA guy at the gym whose impossibly slender and elegant but doubtlessly lethal physique I admired, rush at them spontaneously from whatever direction and, in a violent compound movement, heave them into the air with as much fury as I can muster, with repetitions to follow. You can see where the finer points of form tend to fall by the wayside.

You need to eat more, and cut down on the tabacco.

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 19, 2021, 11:46:50 AM
I think you have to ask MDMD bunny.

You down to bump some lines?

ENCORE!

MOAR!!!!!!

GREAT EPISODE, BROTHER!

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 11:11:28 AM

https://youtu.be/IzpT9fGKWjM

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"I'm never listening to your podcast again."

Well, f***.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 11:08:19 AM
I once paid $120 for fish'n'chips. Fuck you...

That's nothin'-- try Z$$1,000,000,000,000 for a po boy.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 11:08:19 AM
Get the hell off my lawn, Kid: you've got work to do. Right? You're busy.

Nah, man. Its Friday evening in Jakarta. Nine o' clock Monday I'll officially be "busy," again. Till then, I'ma defecate on the Decalogue and simmer in the Stews of Sin.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 11:08:19 AM
I needed a break. From reality.

Talk about ass-backwards. Its fantasy, kid.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 02:29:34 AM
A huge manilla envelope came in from Invisibile College, had all kinds of instructions for new superpowers that I could pick up for myself, as long as I agree to relax vigiliance, compromise principles, sell my soul to Satan... you know, shit that I'm not gonna do, but IC doesn't discriminate.

Turds, diamonds-- Meh.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 02:34:58 AM
It's cool you like chess.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 03:23:40 AM
real shitbags

You know you're an Ostomate when your toilet bowl has poop stains on the front instead of the back.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 02:38:06 AM
What condition have I got that is interfering with my ability to thrive in life?

Capgras Syndrome, buddy.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 02:41:20 AM
Someone is in so much fucking trouble.

Still superior, on the brink of celibacy.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 03:23:40 AM
IT IS FINE.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 03:05:52 AM
Easy to forget without an Edgar around.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 03:05:52 AM
I've never met any creatures in 5D...

Hey Von, you see me steppin' on these leprechauns?

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 03:05:52 AM
Fortunately, hating on me isn't a trap, it's a privilege. I might not be a trap anymore. Who would tell me? The Trap King?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yzmd6ps07LQ

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 03:14:13 AM
I am beginning to see a certain someone's point.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 03:23:40 AM
I thought you might find it fun to enjoy my company in a special way.

Did we blow our chance to be close with you?

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 01:04:58 AM
I have a compass you can borrow, here let me show you how to use it without having to take the right pill first.

#brutal

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 01:04:58 AM
You deserve a break today.

I'm always on a smoke break. I work for 5 minutes every couple days, or weeks.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 01:04:58 AM
No wonder They're desperate to get that golem back on track to getting on-line.

Fun fact: On the 666th day, when I'd made man, I opened the oven, and on bended knee, in mitts, reached for my creation. Just then Azraa walked in, dropped the keys and shouted, "NO, DON'T DO IT!!!" And I'm all like, oh, no, honey, I'm not committing hari kiri, I'm just getting this little guy out the oven. While I was under the impression the oven mitts were a dead giveaway, you can see how deeply ingrained suicidal ideation is in my domicile. We laughed and laughed.

Quote from: Jacks✝ar on February 19, 2021, 01:04:58 AM
You're like fuckin' Johnny Mnemonic on digi-crutches.

TPO RGHIT

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 01:04:58 AM
Not so surprising for a man with as many high-functioning alters as you.

Did u just misgender me-- NIGGER?!

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 01:04:58 AM
I don't think you know what you're talking about...

That's just, like, your opinion, man.