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Know what I mean? BILLY!?


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My books are only for sale after I am dead, and that's going to be awhile yet! 

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on January 09, 2018, 09:22:20 AM
I just listened to a song...lyrics said "I'd rather trust a man, doesn't shout what he's found, there's  NO NEED TO SELL if you're homeward bound."  You are trying too hard to sell something that isn't sold on a fucking internet message board, Swish.

But go ahead, tell us all about it.  That's what this thread is for,  isn't it?  You were telling a story.  Mayhap in the vein of Kyle or Luttrell?  Lay it on us.

This isn't an internet forum dumbfuck. There is no story to sell. Only fiction, and you help sell it!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 09, 2018, 09:05:44 AM
It's in my collection, fuckface!

This homo right here!

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on January 09, 2018, 09:10:08 AM
I'm just spitballin' here but...at home, spending time with a girl?  A REAL one.

You can't handle it boyo! Projection and failure and regret are your reward! You toughed it out, but tough ain't enough! Simple coward that needs the company of peers to draw courage. I did with intellect, what you couldn't do with training and gear.


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Where's PUD? I'm going to make some money off that anus-massage!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 09, 2018, 09:04:08 AM
Know this! You bitches are but mere posers.

YOU never watched that movie RITCHIE!

I didn't get to where I am now by being intimidated or willing to deviate from the path! Low-boys shampoo my crotch!


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And I did so by NOT following the team, or even obeying orders most of the time! Walked the line alone a lot! The enemy did less to me than my own country-men, but I persevered and emerged victorious! Go have a Beer with the other losers at the Bar!

I completed my missions and won Billy. Did you?

It's not!


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Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on January 09, 2018, 08:26:55 AM
Alright, you've convince me.  Where shall I send the Thank You card for the blanket of freedom you have provided me and the other park residents.   :

Send it to your weepy little soul! It needs it! 

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on January 09, 2018, 08:22:51 AM
You don't seem to follow suit trained killer-man.  Safe? I doubt you keep a cup of warm piss safe.   

I never had to kill anyone! Too fast. Too hidden. Too good! The impossible; done!

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on January 09, 2018, 08:21:30 AM
Oh yeah, i can feel the heat big man.  :

Whoa! Padnah'! I'm not a BIG man. I'm just a man. Instead of a permanent resident in the adolescent trailer park; like you! It's men like me, that make it possible for persons such as yourself, to enjoy that Comic-con you adore!

Some men lead extraordinary lives, and the VAST majority of them are never known by the public. It's how we keep you ungrateful psycho-fucks safe. 

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on January 09, 2018, 08:16:12 AM
Oh, is this the part where you tell us all how fantastically rich you are?  How many attractive women you sleep with even though you show picture after picture of big, burly armed men that you are supposedly on a first name basis with?

Burns, don't it!

They keep coming, but Texans have the DNA. Warrior Factory!

Sole Survivor!


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Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on January 09, 2018, 07:32:59 AM
If it comes down between you and the Mexican, I'll put my money on the Mex!  YOU remember the Alamo, Sweetypants!

You remember what happened afterward? Yeah, yeah! Stop, drop, open up shop Ya'll! Never bet on a faggot like Santa Anna over here!

Incidentally, you ain't got no money HOLMES!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 09, 2018, 07:46:37 AM
Nope. Not even.

LOL! Whatever! You're a little bitch and can't roll with me and everyone knows it!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 09, 2018, 07:37:42 AM
I'm not going anywhere and no, no you're not, thank God! 

But you gotta' admit, I did make you cry like a little bitch! I laughed. You cried. I came!


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God said: "Where is Swishy?" And he knew it was GOOD!


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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 09, 2018, 07:28:09 AM
That's your own shit you're wading through. Your Depends were full the day you got here. 

You mean the day you started packing your shit to leave RITCHIE! LOOK AT ME! I'm Bellgab now! 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 09, 2018, 07:23:40 AM
Unlike you who shit up threads in between crystal meth hits? 

NEGATIVE GHOST RIDER! I create clean spots in your diarrhea laden kiddie pool!

BREAKING: The TOC had it the moment they all pressed SEND! Dumb bitch! You really are second rate RITCHIE!

Yeah, yeah! He's got a best friend who is a little Mexican fucker. He's always getting stuck with the short end of the stick, and one day, the shortest one of all!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 09, 2018, 07:13:11 AM
STFU, Steve! :

I'ma' make you the "tragic side-kick" bitch! 

Not sure who I will have play young Steve, but old Steve has to be Danny McBride! Steve has always been one funny motherfucker!

-Steven looked young for his age all the way up until he was 45; people always assumed he was 10 years younger than he really was. Good genetics. Until he was 35 you would have assumed he was perpetually 22 years old.

Soundtrack


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