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#181
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
January 10, 2018, 07:08:33 PM
I've left some highly insensitive cultural bashing for you in the Submarine thread. Please read it, rage out of control, punch Laura in the tit, and get back to me on it please.
#182
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
January 10, 2018, 07:06:42 PM
PUD! Where have you been? I was trapped here with MD and pate and it was getting very lonely and I was becoming "curious."
#183
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
January 10, 2018, 07:04:04 PM
Quote from: pate on January 10, 2018, 07:02:31 PM
I suppose you have the death sentence in twelve countries too, eh, tadpole?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeEbtiruH2Q

Conus Immunity and command of CIA-SAD. :)
#184
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
January 10, 2018, 06:58:51 PM
Quote from: pate on January 10, 2018, 06:56:18 PM
Propellerly spelt "vain" thymes witch:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoSHmVkjmuA

pate wants to be a grammar nazi, but posts a video that can't be embedded. OoooooooOHHHHH! Blowback!
#185
Politics / Re: Missing Submarine
January 10, 2018, 06:42:39 PM
There is one saving grace to all of this. The Argies are just as broke-down as the Brits, and are only doing this shit in the hopes that the US will fight for Britain, then invade and fix their roads for them. It's essentially a "Cripple Fight" between two opposing sides that could manage one angry stare each before collapsing to the floor, totally exhausted.

The Argies MIGHT get off one rip from a surplus FN-FAL if that 20rd. box of ammo from 1982 still ignites. It would result in the sinking of the entirety of Wales if they do it.
#187
Politics / Re: Missing Submarine
January 10, 2018, 06:24:54 PM
It can be truly said that FRANCE could sweep the seas of all British Naval vessels in 10 minutes!
#188
Politics / Re: Missing Submarine
January 10, 2018, 06:14:28 PM
It's not even a joke anymore. Rednecks in Texas have more of a Navy than the Brits do! Britania is a history lesson, not a nation-state anymore.
#189
Politics / Re: Missing Submarine
January 10, 2018, 06:13:59 PM
Of course some outdated Tomahawks and one 37mm BOFORS cannon is the sum-total of the shit they can throw off any of them.
#190
Politics / Re: Missing Submarine
January 10, 2018, 06:12:24 PM
You really are thick as pig shit Kid. That's the paper fleet. Out of that, only 3 of them are combat capable, crewed and deployed. They haven't even got one fucking Sub anymore and the UK is no longer a functional nuclear power.
#191
Politics / Re: Missing Submarine
January 10, 2018, 05:57:33 PM
On a positive note, you can get British Whores dirt cheap and make them your slaves. They'll be grateful for just a bed and some crackers and cheese! :)

Those fucking teeth though? And they are dirty sluts used many times by Muzzies.
#192
Politics / Re: Missing Submarine
January 10, 2018, 05:46:31 PM
The Brits are down to two functional, crewed, and deployed Frigates. Both are light missile boats with one 37mm Bofors on one, and nothing but GPMG's on the other. They ostensibly have no Navy of any kind anymore outside of that, and one Helicopter Carrier and some maritime cargo ships. They lost their last functional sub to technical issues  late last yer. They are totally defenseless and can't project any power of any kind.  Of their THREE, light, combat vessels, all of them are old and in terrible condition.

The UK could be taken by 50 Jihadi's with rusty AK's and Zodiac Boats.

The Brits are a totally broken and humiliated people destined for extinction within' 20 years.  It's all over for them and the last of who can leave are doing so now.
#193
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Lighting The Void w/ Joe Rupe
January 10, 2018, 05:43:15 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 10, 2018, 05:32:02 PM
STFU! No one told you to open your cock hole, faggot! >:(

Thought you put me on ignore again? Did the "low cycle" of your bi-polar condition pass quickly pumpkin? Or are you remembering your past in the Boys Town Donkey Show?
#194
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
January 10, 2018, 05:18:48 PM
Quote from: ItsOver on January 10, 2018, 05:16:56 PM
MV welcomes all.  Hell, look at his avatar.  Post often.

The stoned Cannuck doesn't understand linguistics, and how that can be read a number of ways.   :)
#195
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Lighting The Void w/ Joe Rupe
January 10, 2018, 05:17:34 PM
Quote from: paladin1991 on January 10, 2018, 05:16:37 PM
Nah, negative.  Don't be confused by ART BELL, he's not involved in radio.

Way to get in there Paladin! You have another stroke? Welcome to the party! It's over!
#196
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
January 10, 2018, 05:16:00 PM
You may go back to the autistic screeching now. Just know that the future has already been decided, and not by Washington. Little Punk-asses. :)
#197
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
January 10, 2018, 05:10:36 PM
80% of all Combat MOS veterans are White, Southern, Rural in background, Conservative, and don't like you! 16 years of war. Plenty of young and old abound. Very little of what could be done even requires a firearm to accomplish. Just balls, motivation, and know-how. All three are in place.
#198
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
January 10, 2018, 05:07:50 PM
Democrats, Republicans; The hidden hand of combat veterans controls this motherfucker, because they can destroy the infrastructure upon which all banking and finance pivot. They are the final word.
#199
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
January 10, 2018, 05:01:55 PM
Quote from: 136 or 142 on January 10, 2018, 04:59:27 PM
Swishypants, I've heard that you're so gay that even gay people discriminate against you.  Is this true?

This is true!
#200
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
January 10, 2018, 05:01:34 PM
You're all very naive about what makes this world go round. It's not money or political power or popularity. It's the harbingers of violence, and the smartest harbor the most. Not thugs or 9 millimeters. The ability to kill on a massive scale.
#201
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
January 10, 2018, 04:58:29 PM
If Oprah runs she can count on someone on her staff being SF and ready to take her out if ordered to. Money doesn't save you. They'll make it look like an accident or natural causes.
#202
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
January 10, 2018, 04:55:23 PM
Quote from: PaulAtreides on January 10, 2018, 04:45:47 PM
So, where will they shit after all this is done?

They're rural and rugged individualists. They're strong. And the rural infrastructure will be left in-tact. You haven't ever thought about this? Really? You don't understand that people like that hold the real power because they can do the things that you can not? They train for years to do this shit!

Do you remember when 3,000 members of SF wrote a letter to Obama and told him that if he moved on Gun Control they would not be happy? See any new gun laws? He knew with whom not to fuck!
#203
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
January 10, 2018, 04:44:41 PM
Quote from: PaulAtreides on January 10, 2018, 04:43:16 PM
I'm not scared.  A few tactical nukes will take out the whole fucking hive

They live all over the US after they are trained dummy! Probably next door to you.
#204
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
January 10, 2018, 04:37:51 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 10, 2018, 04:35:42 PM


He didn't read it. He just wants to try and show me that he's not triggered by the verbal ass-whoopin' I gave him today. What day is today? Oh yeah! It doesn't matter because this happens every day! :)
#205
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 10, 2018, 04:33:02 PM
You're no longer even mildly amusing to me. You're on ignore again, fucker! It's just that easy for me.  ;D

Until you get tired of everyone loving me and ignoring you. See ya soon Coat Tail riding bitch! :)
#206
Politics / Re: Meanwhile in Texas...
January 10, 2018, 04:32:29 PM
You sad, sad little man.
#207
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 10, 2018, 04:29:49 PM
You know NOTHING about me, let alone what I worry about. Don't even try, faggot. You don't have the brain cells. Now, go smoke your meth!

Ritchie, everyone knows you're a big fat torqued up loser that eats shitty commercial grade pastries and smokes marijuana in your broken down trailer, but thinks he's an old-school Neo-con Republican. You're very, farty!
#208
Politics / Re: Meanwhile in Texas...
January 10, 2018, 04:29:36 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 10, 2018, 04:27:58 PM
Well, behind you anyway. ;D

Been waiting all day for that minor score huh? I suppose I should encourage you so you don't run off and cry like a little bitch and threaten to never come back.
#209
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 10, 2018, 04:25:27 PM
What are you even talking about anymore?! Go smoke some more meth, you useless tit!  ::)

You're so cute. You spend so much time worrying about shit that doesn't matter! You pay attention to Hollywood or political bullshit as if you can do anything about it, and don't understand that just by paying attention to it, you make it valid.  You feed your own beast, and let it hump you!
#210
Politics / Re: Meanwhile in Texas...
January 10, 2018, 04:25:36 PM
Quote from: albrecht on January 10, 2018, 04:24:03 PM
If you are a criminal robber why would you get your Social Security number and area code tattooed on your face? Actually why would anyone but especially if you are going to be committing crimes.
http://cbsaustin.com/news/offbeat/wanted-armed-robbery-suspect-tattooed-social-security-number-on-his-forehead-say-police

His name, is: "NO MANS SLAVE!" Except he's now everyone's bitch.
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