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The "Art Bell Faked His Death, It's A Hoax" Thread

Started by Jackstar, April 14, 2018, 12:25:29 PM


Jackstar

THE FACTS ARE THESE:

It was Friday the Thirteenth.


Jackstar

Quote from: Juan on April 14, 2018, 12:29:08 PM
Who killed Kennedy?

The individual most directly responsible was George Herbert Walker Bush--but let's focus on why we're here.

Uncle Duke

Quote from: Jackstar on April 14, 2018, 12:26:34 PM
THE FACTS ARE THESE:
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It was Friday the Thirteenth.

And the Sheriff's video was not an official report, but more a statement for the record.




ItsTelly

Did anyone see anybody on the 'grassy knoll' near Art's double-wide?

That's where I focus my efforts first.

Second, I'd check the Burger King in Kalamazoo Michigan- lots of celebrities who fake their death end up working the shake machine there.

No need to thank me.  It's what I do for a living...

Telly


ItsTelly

Why it's elementary!

Consider:  Art's cat did not bark.  Hence, the killer must be someone the cat knew.

So...it's probably....

The Mailman.

Dial "M' for Murder.

Telly


Uncle Duke

Quote from: ItsTelly on April 14, 2018, 12:44:57 PM
Did anyone see anybody on the 'grassy knoll' near Art's double-wide?

That's where I focus my efforts first.

Second, I'd check the Burger King in Kalamazoo Michigan- lots of celebrities who fake their death end up working the shake machine there.

No need to thank me.  It's what I do for a living...

Telly

I've been to that BK while attending airshows at the Air Zoo.  The place has an eerie feel about it, kinda creepy.

alger

Quote from: ItsTelly on April 14, 2018, 12:44:57 PM
Did anyone see anybody on the 'grassy knoll' near Art's double-wide?

That's where I focus my efforts first.

Second, I'd check the Burger King in Kalamazoo Michigan- lots of celebrities who fake their death end up working the shake machine there.

No need to thank me.  It's what I do for a living...

Telly
Lol!  Who knew?

Dr. MD MD

Another deep state take down. They couldn't have an Art Bell out there potentially ready to go on air and blow it all wide open. No, there will be no more of that in the new world order. From now on, only Clinton approved content will be heard or seen. You'll get the truth and only the truth from now on (at least the way Hillary sees it).  Relax! It's all good. You'll be told what to think instead of having to pondering it all with someone like Art Bell. Isn't that refreshing?!  :D

Catsmile

Quote from: Uncle Duke on April 14, 2018, 01:00:25 PM
I've been to that BK while attending airshows at the Air Zoo.  The place has an eerie feel about it, kinda creepy.

I feel that way about most choke & puke fast food joints. So... umm yeah...?

The cat and baby planned the whole thing over a bottle of milk while hitting the catnip.


ItsOver

Quote from: Uncle Duke on April 14, 2018, 01:00:25 PM
I've been to that BK while attending airshows at the Air Zoo.  The place has an eerie feel about it, kinda creepy.
Too bad there isn't one of these around to go "underground."




Juan

I miss Burger Chef. Their hamburgers were mediocre but cheap.

Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 14, 2018, 01:28:23 PM
Another deep state take down.


THE FACTS ARE THESE:

A transparent shill is deflecting suspicion.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on April 14, 2018, 09:37:29 PM

THE FACTS ARE THESE:

A transparent shill is deflecting suspicion.

You think Noory would really do that?! ???

did you check the vegas casinos for Art Bell impersonators..?

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Jackstar on April 14, 2018, 09:37:29 PMI

THE FACTS ARE THESE:

A transparent shill is deflecting suspicion.

You think md is a shill? He hasn't gone into flat earth territory yet. I think he's a lonely idiot

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Roswells, Art on April 14, 2018, 11:05:19 PM
You think md is a shill? He hasn't gone into flat earth territory yet. I think he's a lonely idiot

I think you're probably childless, fat and over 40. :D

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on April 14, 2018, 09:37:29 PM

THE FACTS ARE THESE:

A transparent shill is deflecting suspicion.

Here's the fundamental problem with your logic. Transparency usually indicates openness and honesty. Something that is transparent is something you can see through. Nothing is hidden or obscured. A shill couldn't by definition be transparent. That would be an oxymoron. I'm not going to say you're a just a moron though, like I want to because you're Jackstar, after all. So, you must just be playing 4 dimensional chess with me, right? :D

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 14, 2018, 11:30:36 PM
I think you're probably childless, fat and over 40. :D

Such ingratitude. I was defending you.  Children aren't environmentally friendly and they're sticky and I don't care what you think I look like.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Roswells, Art on April 14, 2018, 11:47:22 PM
Such ingratitude. I was defending you.  Children aren't environmentally friendly and sticky and I don't care what you think I look like.

You started it and should really know better by now. :)



WOTR

Quote from: 11angeleyes11 on April 14, 2018, 12:45:12 PM
Where was Heather?  George is accounted for.
You write George off far too quickly.  With modern technology he did not have to broadcast from LA... And there were many hours for him to book a private jet to and from Nevada considering the time of death.

No, George is not in the clear.

Jojo

Quote from: Roswells, Art on April 14, 2018, 11:05:19 PM
You think md is a shill? He hasn't gone into flat earth territory yet. I think he's a lonely idiot
He's just doing what he usually does.  Deflecting, yes.  But a man who has time to deflect from my dieting thread probably has regular folk motives.  I mean, come on.  What kind of shill cares about my diet?

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