George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

... Noory just reminded them that he has a one call per month maximum rule...

It doesn't apply to thuh payd callurs

[Bmassie]

Long time lurker and even longer art bell fan.i love reading your guys noory post its better then any show he could ever be a part of.i emailed them the other day and got a silly response from tommy?or who ever reads noorys emails,felt it was time to finaly join my weekend coaster brethren.in my email i called his show a infomerical and got a response very quicky that i must be listening to the wrong show lol.we exchange a few short emails(which i can post if anyone wants)i love how offended they get.must get ALOT of hate mail.thanks guys i love this sites post pure dames remoteveiwed gold.

[Sardondi]

I'd like to thank George Noory himself for taking the time out from his very busy show to post here. I was crying I was laughing so hard. Thank you, George.

[Juan]

Has anyone considered that 'Dumb George' is an act? Snoory says he was in the Navy. Perhaps he's still in Naval Intelligence, and 'Dumb George' is his insanely brillient cover, so the dumbed-down American public will feel a kinship with Snoory. How else could a guy who's a terrible interviewer and can barely string two words together snag such a coveted spot on radio, and keep it for more than ten years?

Call that one in to Alex Jones' show. Ha.

[11angeleyes11]

Highmick Maneuver.

Regardless of whoever you may be the name, Highmick Maneuver, just spawned ideas of a new pilot of an L.A. Dectective who is not quite the detective.  His idea of martial arts or being romantic and social is to accost someone in that manner, thus he earns the name "Highmick Maneuver".  It could be a comedy or a drama with comedy edges.  His romantic interest is a prostitute turned bellydance, whose definitition of belly rolls could be defined as a dance movement using the upper and lower stomach abs, or how many hang down over her scarf that jingles with handcrafted Pabst beer tabs (or someother obscure refreshing adult beverage.)

Yes, always the inspiration, and good for a laugh or two on the cynical side.   Welcome home!!

[ItsOver]

Yeh, noory did get his panties in a bunch when a large portion of the membership, on the FF, became disenchanted with his performance and called him on it. In fact, he, much like Nixon, had a hate list, which he forwarded to the admin. He demanded their personal info so he could procede with legalities. My guess is Premrat lawyers set him straight and he backed down. His next tactic was to impersonate his daughter, Julie. He posted glowing reports about daddy and that lasted until someone chased down the IP and it led back to noory himself. Shortly thereafter he omitted the FF from his Friday night shoutout.
So, as you can plainly see, a little noory goes a long way.

Yep, that sounds like Georgie.

[ItsOver]

Noory again ends the show tonight with that dumb old UFO Phil song.
He should have dumped that song years ago. He doesn't even realize it was a prank song making fun of him...

He's got to skip out early to get a prime seat at the Waffle House counter, apparently.  I didn't know they had karaoke at the Waffle House.

[Sardondi]

Highmick Maneuver.

"What's all this I'm hearing about a 'Hind-lick Maneuver'? Isn't it enough that we're surrounded by talk about G-spots, internet porn, erogenous zones and call-girl scandals? Must we really hear about some second-rate radio talk show host's perverse anal fixation too?

Well, I'm Emily Litella, and I say no. The answer to Mr. Noory's problem is a bidet, as any civilized person knows..."

[ziznak]

i would totally watch "highmicks" show... seems fun

[Eddie Coyle]

i would totally watch "highmicks" show... seems fun

That describes my background and surroundings.

         

[ziznak]

Eddie I think you've found your new word of the day...
I actually just listened to this part lol

[Eddie Coyle]

Eddie I think you've found your new word of the day...
I actually just listened to this part lol

Maybe this is a way of getting him off the air. I'll contact some Fenian/Hibernian pressure group to complain about his ethnic slurs.

[HorrorRetro]

This is my favorite Irish yoga position.  My twin sister had this pic open on her monitor, and her 3-year-old son saw it and yelled, "Daddy?" 

[Eddie Coyle]

This is my favorite Irish yoga position.  My twin sister had this pic open on her monitor, and her 3-year-old son saw it and yelled, "Daddy?" 

That's amazing dexterity and worthy of an Olympic sport. Good work Sully...or Fitzie...or Murph...or Kelzo...or Mac...

              The guy at the table captures my essence perfectly.

           

[ziznak]

This is my favorite Irish yoga position.  My twin sister had this pic open on her monitor, and her 3-year-old son saw it and yelled, "Daddy?" 

they had fresh ones all lined up... sup with that...

lol @ "ILoveKewpies"

[HorrorRetro]

          That's amazing dexterity and worthy of an Olympic sport. Good work Sully...or Fitzie...or Murph...or Kelzo...or Mac...

              The guy at the table captures my essence perfectly.

         

And the female version of Irish Yoga.  This is the downward facing dog pose performed by Siobhán.

[SnoopDawgg]

So Lovecraft, another potentially awesome topic just ruined, and the Choking Open Lines, which was a non-starter, but Art could have probably made it interesting.

I wonder what are the upper limits of Snoory's ability to ruin a show? How vast are his powers??...



Snoory: "Thank you, Quaxcom, leader of the Grays, for agreeing to your first public interview on Earth. This is a historic moment for humanity."

Quaxcom: "You're welcome, Human Noory. But I was told George Knapp was going to do this interview so-"

Snoory: "I like to warm up guests with a folksy and often pointless question, so are you any relation to my dear friend Doug Jones in St. Louis? We call him 'Quaxy' sometimes. It's a long story but-"

Quaxcom: "I came here from 12 light years away in a technology that your species has only the faintest understanding of, so no. Obviously no. Look, I was told Knapp was going to do this interview, so-"

S: "Tell us a little bit about yourself."

Q: "Well, I started out as a Glux rancher, but gave that up to join our Exoplanet Colonization Corps. Gluxes could be viewed as similar to your Earth horses."

S: "I used to own race horses!"

Q: "Uh, that's... that's great, Human Noory. So anyway, I served in the Corps for about 14 of your Earth years, then-"

S: "I served in the Navy for 9 years! Thank you for your service!"

Q: "That's great, but look, I think you're missing the point here. I said Exoplanet Colonization Corps, so obviously you could infer from that that we're here to colonize your-"

S: "You know, I was talking to my dear friend Jake Grossman the other day. He's ZZ Top's number one roadie. Anyway, he and Tommy and I were at our favorite Greek restaurant in Los Angeles. Jakes was saying how much he enjoyed CC Radio's new crank-powered radio, and then Tommy said-"

Q: "I'm here to discuss the COLONIZATION OF YOUR PLANET, Earth Noory. We've already abducted about a third of your US Congress and have replaced them with pod people. Don't you have any relevant questions that-"

S: "Are you familiar with my aunt? Do you like tulips? Did you know that I was the last journalist to talk to Jimmy Hoffa?"

Q: "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU BABBLING FUCKING MUSHMOUTH! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[ItsOver]

   You must have picked-up the interview just after:

Snoory:  "Quaxy......How are ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!" 

[Eddie Coyle]

And the female version of Irish Yoga.  This is the downward facing dog pose performed by Siobhán.

These pictures are too funny...and familiar. Looks like a pic from my honeymoon.

[Morgus]

Looks like Noory is appearing at another of his "meet&greet" events this weekend along with Ian Punnett, Linda Howe, and a bunch of the Ancient Aliens regulars:


October 18-21, 2012
Paradigm Symposium
Minneapolis, Minnesota
George will appear on Sat. October 20th for a Meet & Greet. Ian Punnett, Linda Moulton Howe, and many other luminaries will also participate during the weekend.

Wonder how much Noory gets for these appearances?
Which 8x10 glossy photos does he carry around at these events? Maybe that fake PX90 photoshopped photo?
Does he also charge for autographed photos for extra money, like many has-been celebrities do at conventions? 

[ziznak]

IT's HAPPENING NOW AND WE'RE MISSING IT!!!

[ItsOver]

Can it be......Noory's not singing at the Symposium?

[PB the Deplorable]

Looks like Noory is appearing at another of his "meet&greet" events this weekend along with Ian Punnett, Linda Howe, and a bunch of the Ancient Aliens regulars:


October 18-21, 2012
Paradigm Symposium
Minneapolis, Minnesota
George will appear on Sat. October 20th for a Meet & Greet. Ian Punnett, Linda Moulton Howe, and many other luminaries will also participate during the weekend.

Wonder how much Noory gets for these appearances?
Which 8x10 glossy photos does he carry around at these events? Maybe that fake PX90 photoshopped photo?
Does he also charge for autographed photos for extra money, like many has-been celebrities do at conventions? 

So much for Ian distancing himself from the Suckage of George Noory, just doing his turn at the mic in spite of how terrible the weekday host is. 

Same with Linda - if it was really about C2C being the only gig she could get for some exposure, in spite of George Noory, then what is she doing appearing with him at some local 'symposium'?

Turns out the question of whether these two mind being associated with George Noory, and try to keep their distance from him, is 'No'.

[ziznak]

They're probly all hopped up on juice and milk and they just dont know what they're doing anymore.

[ItsOver]

I can see Punnet showing-up just because it's in Minneapolis.  He doesn't seem to any problem hang'n with Georgie, though.  Maybe he enjoys a good laugh as much as we do. 

[xaphan]

Was that a prank caller near the end of the show who started to play the theme song to an old TV show,  the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air?

Yes. That was me lol 

[ziznak]

when was it???

[eddie dean]

Highmick Maneuver.

What the hell is wrong with him?  Just calling him stupid is an understatement and can't be the entire explanation. (serious query)
It must be some sort of neurological disorder.
A person who's been in broadcasting as long as he has and in his sixtys as well!  That he doesn't know how to pronounce "Heimlich Maneuver" is simply baffling. Maybe I need to stop trying to explain and understand it, and just let it be what it is. Comedy gold!!

[NoMoreNoory]

What the hell is wrong with him?  Just calling him stupid is an understatement and can't be the entire explanation. (serious query)
It must be some sort of neurological disorder.
A person who's been in broadcasting as long as he has and in his sixtys as well!  That he doesn't know how to pronounce "Heimlich Maneuver" is simply baffling. Maybe I need to stop trying to explain and understand it, and just let it be what it is. Comedy gold!!

Absolutely. And yet this week this same plank who can't get through the simplest sentence without mangling it, got through the name of the terrorist arrested in the FBI sting perfectly and without hesitation. Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis. What are the odds? He'd obviously devoted all of his 8 hour prep time to practicing that one.

[ziznak]

Absolutely. And yet this week this same plank who can't get through the simplest sentence without mangling it, got through the name of the terrorist arrested in the FBI sting perfectly and without hesitation. Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis. What are the odds? He'd obviously devoted all of his 8 hour prep time to practicing that one.

That was just a very well timed soundbyte that was recorded earlier during his "show prep"