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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

Should this thread be removed from the forum?

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No
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Quote from: whoozit on June 15, 2017, 09:40:46 PM
Starving?  He could go months without food or feed a small village for days.
sadly George has NEVER grasped the concept of CALORIES REQUIRED TO MAINTAIN A REALLY MORBIDLY OBESE FAT ASS FIGURE !

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 15, 2017, 09:35:47 PM
oh, wait...so since Kathy accepts money from George (which he obtains from taxpayers and mooching) for certain "companionship and services rendered" (only from George....like anyone else would be willing to "pay to play") you admire her ?
am I reading your post correctly ?
note: prostitutes are NOT bad people, but some will admit to being paid NOT for sex, but companionship, minor "tasks" and listening...
is George maybe paying for a prostitute on the taxpayer $ and what he mooches ?

I do not care if George mooches as long as he does it honestly. And I would be happy if he spent his tax payer money on prostitutes. Pros offer a valuable service to people that might be in need. Companionship and human interaction is a healthy activity.

Quote from: brig on June 15, 2017, 09:31:32 PM
Sadly, no.  The last time George was in charge of his own Fortress thread, it was both an embarassment, and a failure. IMO.

Wasn't that the plan?

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on June 15, 2017, 10:29:03 PM
Wasn't that the plan?

Some of us enjoyed being there, and it was great when Mr. Noory popped by to congratulate George on having his own Fortress thread, too.  Those were better times during days long gone by.

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on June 15, 2017, 10:55:19 PM
Some of us enjoyed being there

Have you considered finding an actual life now, using your tentative steps on the Senda wheel to bootstrap you into that happiness?

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on June 15, 2017, 10:55:19 PM
Some of us enjoyed being there, and it was great when Mr. Noory popped by to congratulate George on having his own Fortress thread, too.  Those were better times during days long gone by.

I need to take up drinking again, suggestions?


MAX


MAX

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 15, 2017, 09:13:56 PM
"I am a big Libtard and have no issue with Falkie getting his benifits. He does not have the skills to work a decent job. "

Wait, OK so whose fault is it that he never acquired even the basic skills to  get a job and why does it have to be a "decent" one.  So anyone that has a shitty job should just go on welfare? Forget about working to get those skills or working your way up the ladder from a shit job to a good one just say fuck it why bother and just collect from the government ?  I love ya Squirrel but lets agree to disagree on this one. I still believe hard work and effort pays off in the end. 

Quote from: MAX on June 16, 2017, 06:10:11 AM
Wait, OK so whose fault is it that he never acquired even the basic skills to  get a job and why does it have to be a "decent" one.  So anyone that has a shitty job should just go on welfare? Forget about working to get those skills or working your way up the ladder from a shit job to a good one just say fuck it why bother and just collect from the government ?  I love ya Squirrel but lets agree to disagree on this one. I still believe hard work and effort pays off in the end.
from what I understand about George, he had many advantages compared to many growing up.
George began making horrible decisions at around the age of 16, he has recently celebrated 50 years of making poor decisions.
isn't it about time the government begin making decisions for George ?
I might suggest the Martinez Group Home for VILLAGE IDIOTS as a start !
really think about it, could the government OR ANY PERSON ON THIS THREAD do a poorer job making George's decisions for him ?
is anyone able to recall a great decision George has made ?
NEXT UP....George's 50th anniversary celebrating making very poor decisions regarding money management !
AFTER THAT...George's 50th anniversary celebrating making very poor decisions regarding his health including weight, food choices, cleanliness, etc.
THEN ....George's 50th anniversary celebrating making very poor decisions regarding his living conditions

Quote from: MAX on June 16, 2017, 06:10:11 AM
I love ya Squirrel but lets agree to disagree on this one. I still believe hard work and effort pays off in the end.

I dunno man, seems more like conditional love to me.

Let's face it, no work and no effort made towards an honest end has still paid off for Fatass in a big way.  He eats like a pig, enjoys all the entertainment benefits of modern technology, and has all of his basic needs taken care of for free.  The only thing he lacks is a sex life, but then again he wouldn't have one whether he worked or not anyway.

Quote from: MAX on June 16, 2017, 06:10:11 AM
Wait, OK so whose fault is it that he never acquired even the basic skills to  get a job and why does it have to be a "decent" one.  So anyone that has a shitty job should just go on welfare? Forget about working to get those skills or working your way up the ladder from a shit job to a good one just say fuck it why bother and just collect from the government ?  I love ya Squirrel but lets agree to disagree on this one. I still believe hard work and effort pays off in the end.

OK, first of all I do not think it is anyone's fault that George qualifies for welfare. We only know what we know about his life from what he has told us. We know he thinks he has had a few amazing events and we also know he could not figure out how to tie a tie.
George does not have the ability to focus on a task and do it well.
I do not know what Georges mental problem is but I think telling him to just concentrate is like telling person with depression to just cheer up.
So I think as a compassionate country that we should let him get his check each month.

And that is about George.

For the rest, sure a person with a shitty job should be able to get welfare and keep the shitty job. Hopefully they will get a raise or a better job and they can still keep the welfare. There will be a cut off at some point but we have set it too low.

We are a very rich country but we waste so much money that could be used to improve our peoples lives.

If our lives are enriched we do great things and sometimes a Falkie slips through the cracks, it is no biggie.

keep the shitty job...
are you referring to George ?
this is a guy, who got fired for jerking off at work with the restroom door open !
...a female customer walked in the station and caught him
George only excels at making poor decisions !
a monkey could and would do better

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 16, 2017, 07:50:09 AM
keep the shitty job...
are you referring to George ?
this is a guy, who got fired for jerking off at work with the restroom door open !
...a female customer walked in the station and caught him
George only excels at making poor decisions !
a monkey could and would do better

No. not referring to George.

It was just a general statement about my opinion of how welfare should work.

I could accept the challenge of helping Falkie make some life changing decisions with the help of other interested people on this thread...
I mean, what has the Big Guy to lose ?
hell, it could snowball and before he knows it..
he is off welfare
owns a shipping cargo container home
has a studio
has his license
owns his choice of transportation
is able to go out to eat (HEALTHY)
go on vacations
have a real bank account with money
live in a clean and organized home
live to be 120 years old
FALKIE, LET THE JOURNEY BEGIN !

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 16, 2017, 07:55:39 AM
No. not referring to George.

It was just a general statement about my opinion of how welfare should work.



WhiteCrow

Quote from: nooryisawesomeâ,,¢ on June 16, 2017, 01:04:06 AM
I need to take up drinking again, suggestions?

Yes ...Buy the very handy and useful book "Bartending for Dummies". I tell everyone that asks about my passion for drinking that I'm in training for a new career. I mix up two new drinks from the book for a taste test to share with with the concerned and inquiring friend ... Many a delightful day/evening/wee hours into​ the morning have been spent in my new field of studies.. with family and friends

Tip... always have on hand a quick served previously prepared pitcher of frozen foo foo drinks to disarm any pesky do good type concerned friends or family.   My slightly flavored with strawberries Pina coladas are fantastic.. I just finished mixing up a pitcher.. I buy the ingredients in bulk and always have a pitcher in the freezer.. All  the Bellas love them. Most ask first for only a "small one" but make no protest when I pour them a second "big one" ..

Eh ...Love ALL


Norm

Doctors discover real reason why Falkie has trouble walking.


WhiteCrow

Quote from: Norm on June 16, 2017, 11:09:20 AM
Doctors discover real reason why Falkie has trouble walking.


Yikes that looks painful... Which reminded me of another life lesson:

"Live life in Balance"

Limit the intake of Beer, because Beer can lead to  developing a Beer Belly .. and the digestive system becomes bloated from drinking to much beer. To much Beer also leads to next day hang overs

To avoid:

Remember the simple rule "Always drink up and never drink down"  Life is all about Balance.  Drinking down in "Poof" leads to unbalanced next day hang overs and grumpy negative thoughts.  Always increase the proof or stay with the same proof during day/evening to help  maintain life balance and developing  the dreaded beer gut.

I only drink one or two beers to start and then move on to higher proof drinks..This also helps the digestive system and helps avoid the dreaded bloated stomach feeling from over eating.

Love ALL

Norm

George is complaining of having numb feet and difficulty walking. These are typical symptoms of peripheral neuropathy, where the nerve endings in the feet are deprived of oxygen due to extremely high blood glucose from diabetes. I've not heard him mention anything that he could be diabetic but as somebody who is a type 2 diabetic with peripheral neuropathy he passes the sniff test.

George, get your blood glucose under control otherwise face possible leg amputation and being 3 to 5 times more likely to have a stroke or heart attack.

Norm

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on June 16, 2017, 11:36:41 AM
Yikes that looks painful... Which reminded me of another life lesson:

"Live life in Balance"

Limit the intake of Beer, because Beer can lead to  developing a Beer Belly .. Remember the simple rule "Always drink up and never drink down"  Life is all about Balance.  Drinking down in "Poof" leads to unbalanced next day hang overs and grumpy negative thoughts.  Always increase the proof or stay with the same proof during day/evening to help  maintain life balance and developing  the dreaded beer gut.

Love ALL

And speaking of odd objects showing up in x-rays....

Huffington Post story:

"A man in China’s southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live eel stuck inside him. According to British tabloid The Sun, the man inserted the 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his anus after seeing it done in a porn movie, and he had to endure all-night surgery to have it extracted.

According to a HuffPost translation of a blogger’s post on Chinese message board forum Mop.com, the eel reportedly chewed through the man’s colon, perforating his large intestine, and became stuck in his body cavity. A graphic X-ray image shows how far inside the eel was when the man came in for treatment.

Medical team members reportedly said the eel, which was “simply trying to find its way out,” was alive when removed but died shortly thereafter. According to The Sun, the man is still recovering at the hospital and might face animal cruelty charges.

The Asian swamp eel â€" also known as the rice eel or rice paddy eel â€" is a snake-shaped fish that is commonly sold live at food markets in East Asian countries.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: whoozit on June 15, 2017, 07:02:23 PM
Can we have a standardized test?  I had to take the GMAT before I could get a Masters degree over here in the US.  Would you need to pass or fail the test for admission to the thread?  How about a physical challenge, like eating food prepared in George's "kitchen" or spending a night on the stain on his floor?

Yes, everyone involved in the new elite thread has to gain a passing grade in the Falkie Aptitude Test (FAT). I'm hoping we can get ourselves accredited eventually and be able to have a BA course in Senda Studies. When you think about it, it could be multidisciplinary, drawing on medicine, psychology, criminology etc.

Quote from: Norm on June 16, 2017, 11:09:20 AM
Doctors discover real reason why Falkie has trouble walking.



He's going to have a difficult time explaining that to his rabbi.

Quote from: Crunch Hardtack on June 16, 2017, 01:04:37 PM
He's going to have a difficult time explaining that to his rabbi.
not at all !
the infamous FoodMax Crone is his mother

Quote from: Norm on June 16, 2017, 11:48:08 AM
And speaking of odd objects showing up in x-rays....

Huffington Post story:

"A man in China’s southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live eel stuck inside him. According to British tabloid The Sun, the man inserted the 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his anus after seeing it done in a porn movie, and he had to endure all-night surgery to have it extracted.

According to a HuffPost translation of a blogger’s post on Chinese message board forum Mop.com, the eel reportedly chewed through the man’s colon, perforating his large intestine, and became stuck in his body cavity. A graphic X-ray image shows how far inside the eel was when the man came in for treatment.

Medical team members reportedly said the eel, which was “simply trying to find its way out,” was alive when removed but died shortly thereafter. According to The Sun, the man is still recovering at the hospital and might face animal cruelty charges.

The Asian swamp eel â€" also known as the rice eel or rice paddy eel â€" is a snake-shaped fish that is commonly sold live at food markets in East Asian countries.
is this guy related to Falkie ?
this is an example of a Falkie well thought out decision and end result !
should have accepted help
1. should have used a coin flipping monkey (50% chance of better decision)
2. ask me, I would have researched and probably recommended taping mouth shut and insert tail first

Quote from: SredniVashtar on June 16, 2017, 12:43:48 PM
Yes, everyone involved in the new elite thread has to gain a passing grade in the Falkie Aptitude Test (FAT). I'm hoping we can get ourselves accredited eventually and be able to have a BA course in Senda Studies. When you think about it, it could be multidisciplinary, drawing on medicine, psychology, criminology etc.
Art of the Deal
Art of Talk
...Art of the Grift, your ghost authored best seller about the "Life of Falkie"
are we able to study and use as a reference while taking the exam ?
asking for Brig

I learned something new !
(no wonder Falkie has a twitchie...)

"When your cat holds her tail high in the air as she moves about her territory, she's expressing confidence and contentment. A tail that sticks straight up signals happiness and a willingness to be friendly. And watch the tip of an erect tail. A little twitch can mean a particularly happy moment.
....mystery solved !

Lilith

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 16, 2017, 02:29:12 PM
Art of the Deal
Art of Talk
...Art of the Grift, your ghost authored best seller about the "Life of Falkie"
are we able to study and use as a reference while taking the exam ?
asking for Brig

Yes, Thank You.  Brilliant minds want to read the "Life of Falkie" by Shredme.

So is the next Falkie Show tonight or tomorrow night?    His video said both June 16th which is today and Saturday which is tomorrow. 

Did he move it up to Fridays in order to get away from Hoagland and Dietrich - which might be smart or was he just confused?

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