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Winter Holiday Thread

Started by pyewacket, December 04, 2015, 12:33:34 AM

chefist

Quote from: whoozit on December 25, 2018, 09:29:46 AM
Heather posted more photos?

I wished everyone a happy holiday, why do you hate humanity?


pyewacket

Just a little reminder that in 1776, on Christmas day, General Washington set our course for the critical battles in our country's fight for freedom.

Quite a contrast to the 'battles' being fought by the perpetually offended of today.



https://www.mountvernon.org/library/digitalhistory/digital-encyclopedia/article/crossing-of-the-delaware/




ItsOver

Quote from: pyewacket on December 25, 2018, 10:25:36 AM
Just a little reminder that in 1776, on Christmas day, General Washington set our course for the critical battles in our country's fight for freedom.

Quite a contrast to the 'battles' being fought by the perpetually offended of today.



https://www.mountvernon.org/library/digitalhistory/digital-encyclopedia/article/crossing-of-the-delaware/


Yes, yes, and yes.  :)  Weiner in Hand mentioned GW and the Christmas battle the other day on his history thread.  Nothing like catching a bunch of hungover Hessians by surprise.    ;D

pyewacket

An additional little reminder of a past American achievement. The time, 1968, yet another significant event to compare to the 'struggles' of today's SJWs.


https://www.nasa.gov/topics/history/features/apollo_8.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=26&v=hLIq9Amyizo

Not that the SJW types did not exist at the time- they did and were doing what they did best.

Forget about any messages of goodwill- there are always those who will be offended by it and ready to take action.

Madalyn Murray O'Hair filed a lawsuit petition demanding that astronauts, or any other government employee, be prohibited from citing Scripture while on duty.

https://www.thenewamerican.com/culture/faith-and-morals/item/17252-apollo-8-astronaut-recalls-historic-scripture-reading-from-space

whoozit

Quote from: chefist on December 25, 2018, 10:09:58 AM
I wished everyone a happy holiday, why do you hate humanity?
No, Just some confusion about X-Mas and XXX-Mas.


Asuka Langley

Quote from: whoozit on December 25, 2018, 11:06:48 AM
No, Just some confusion about X-Mas and XXX-Mas.

Loose lips sink ships


Dr. MD MD

A Cholo Sizzel Christmas to all! ;D

ItsOver

Quote from: Kizuna Ai on December 25, 2018, 12:10:02 PM
Loose lips sink ships


Is Heater pulling down holiday hours at the local whore house in Pahrump?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Kizuna Ai on December 25, 2018, 12:10:02 PM
Loose lips sink ships



Wanna take a ride? 8)

Sorry but I’m really surprised that no one’s dropped that yet. :D

ItsOver

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 25, 2018, 12:20:00 PM
Wanna take a ride? 8)

Sorry but I’m really surprised that no one’s dropped that yet. :D
Ha!  I'm starting to believe Art may have heard that line a few times from Heater.

Nothing says Christmas like a money-hungry harlot.

chefist

Quote from: ItsOver on December 25, 2018, 12:18:06 PM
Is Heater pulling down holiday hours at the local whore house in Pahrump?

She's still grieving...



ItsOver

Quote from: chefist on December 25, 2018, 12:30:55 PM
She's still grieving...


LOL.  Nothing a fistful of dead presidents can't fix. :)


whoozit

Quote from: ItsOver on December 25, 2018, 12:39:33 PM
LOL.  Nothing a fistful of dead presidents can't fix. :)


The path to the whorehouse is paved with good life choices.

akwilly

Oh man this is great, so many empty boxes, some with taped seams and some with wrapping paper that can be used, in a pinch, as toilet paper.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: akwilly on December 25, 2018, 01:09:52 PM
Oh man this is great, so many empty boxes, some with taped seams and some with wrapping paper that can be used, in a pinch, as toilet paper.

Classic Christmas Willy! ;D

ItsOver

Quote from: akwilly on December 25, 2018, 01:09:52 PM
Oh man this is great, so many empty boxes, some with taped seams and some with wrapping paper that can be used, in a pinch, as toilet paper.
Certainly beats duct tape!


Dr. MD MD

Seriously though, a round of sardines (the good kind) for everyone, on me. Merry Christmas, everyone!


ItsOver

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 25, 2018, 04:23:17 PM
Seriously though, a round of sardines (the good kind) for everyone, on me. Merry Christmas, everyone!


Ah, those little temptresses of the sea.  Eat your heart out, Heater.  You ain't no sardine!


albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on December 25, 2018, 04:26:56 PM
Ah, those little temptresses of the sea.  Eat your heart out, Heater.  You ain't no sardine!


And their slightly larger cousins, the Herring. What is not to like about it, hot wholesome Dutch girls, traditional costumes, and fresh herring! (And for you more prurient types legal weed, legal mushrooms, porno shops, good bars, and legal prostitution.  Though apparently there is going to be more "crackdowns" on these things as tourists and immigrants have caused more crime and problems.)


albrecht

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 25, 2018, 04:39:12 PM
Wow.  Paladin1991 has to work on Christmas Day.   :'(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YW0Z6WIgXI
That is hilarious. Especially the elf private joker.

Quote from: albrecht on December 25, 2018, 04:44:35 PM
That is hilarious. Especially the elf private joker.

The work of turning them little pointy eared bastards into heart breakers and life takers never ends.

chefist

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 25, 2018, 04:39:12 PM
Wow.  Paladin1991 has to work on Christmas Day.   :'(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YW0Z6WIgXI

That is the best thing I've ever seen in my life.

Metron2267

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 25, 2018, 12:20:00 PM
Wanna take a ride? 8)

Sorry but I’m really surprised that no one’s dropped that yet. :D

+1!!!! ;D ;D ;D





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