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Quote from: Camazotz on July 14, 2020, 02:37:54 AM
Does that come with the Four Horsey Men of the Apocalypse sauce?

Good one.

George Says:

Keep your head up, up.
I saw you with your head down.
That's unattractive.

My head is up too.
Up my butt, I say to you.
I must pull it out.

Quote from: Dateline on July 11, 2020, 02:57:11 PM
She's not the only one.  She'-She' had one that made her cry, and Norry would play that one just to make her cry.  I heard this from a socially enlightened wine-tipsy She'-She' at an ufology conference.

Very curious which one it might be.  George said in an interview not too long ago that female fans tend to take his songs personally. You know she's racist, right?  I don't get it.  She's okay with trannies, no problem.  Just not the African American ones.  Very weird.  I couldn't believe the racist things she said on GLP, which I think are all removed now.  Do you think her racism might be what made George not as enthusiastic?

I'm sure her head is up, George.  Or you better at least act like you think her head is up if you don't want to sound like friend material or grandpa.  Speaking of mud-on-the-face, what is your head up?

Keep Your Head Up

I turn off the show when Keep Your Head Up comes on. 

Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 13, 2020, 02:12:33 AM
Where did you get the information on time of birth?


The possibility that you may have an unreliable memory, or be an unreliable narrator, has already crossed several minds at this point, 14. If that even is your real age.


They have melatonin vapers now. You should try that sometime. I wanna know what that would do to you. Host a livestream! Huff on that pogo stick! Who eats while typing, and have you considered simply reprocessing your own bile while in a meditative state? I am tempted to recommend it, but I really don't know what it's going to do to one's gall bladder.

You're the one talking about Mtn. Dew & Doritos.  Anyhow, as for keyboarding while snacking, a lot of people do it.
Of course I'm not 14.
I don't think you gave a birth time, but it was years ago so not sure.  I may have just made do with the planets and not the rising sign as a result.

Alas, you answered a question with a question.

Okay, WOTR convinced me you are not MV.

Quote from: WOTR on July 13, 2020, 02:11:36 AM
I think Jack was the first person to use the term "Fuck MV".

You do have a kind streak.

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on July 13, 2020, 01:55:54 AM
Well. Actually I would love to hear your explanation how I got through life with my married parents who were completely psychotic and abusive. And how exactly does a government paper on file?. .A contract binding you financially make a person a better parent? Honestly what a complete load of bile!
And as far as I am concerned I don't see how a child who sees a man treating his mother with love and respect could even ever be a bad thing.

I never heard of marriage defined on the whole as a "financially binding contract". What are you talking about?  All I said, and I'm sure you agree, is that children need parents.  Not temporary attachments.

And just because you and I were physically AND emotionally abused does not mean that lesser abuse would be okay, no, I don't feel that way.  All abuse is bad, even if some had it better than others.

You're thinking in black and white terms.  You're thinking that because I said lovers should marry for the sake of the children that I meant all marriages are better than casual affairs.  I didn't say that.  It's okay for me to promote the commitment of marriage - that doesn't mean I condone bad marriages.  I wasn't talking about bad marriages.  I was talking about legalizing a loving commitment for the sake of the children.  Spouses have legal rights, and so do their child heirs, that mere lovers and their children are not accorded.

She had sons, but you didn't marry her?  Children should not even know who their parents are dating until an engagement is pending.  What child wants to see lovers come and go.  It's emotional abuse.

Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 13, 2020, 01:14:08 AM
Imagine how much fun it could be to have it explained. Then, double that. Then, imagine listening to the explanation for free after someone worked on it diligently for 23 years.

Not a great deal for the intellectual laborer then, eh? So, here's a part of the rundown. I was using a walkie-talkie app with my GF, and after 3 years or so of this, one of her sons said to her, "Jack's voice sounds sinister over the app." When I heard this, I laughed and laughed--because the reason why I sounded "sinister" to him was largely due to what kinds of things I would talk to his mother about, rather than my actual tone.

At least, that was my understanding. Knowing what I sound like were I to be actually "sinister" I decided to start shouting in ALL CAPS and referring to myself as SINISTAR simply because it amused me. Jackstar... Sinistar... one of these was a classic intellectual property in the 1980s, and the other one is me. Making "SILLYSTAR" the final form of "SINISTAR" was always part of my initial spark of imagination. Now, there's no guarantee that this was ever going to entertain anyone. However, it's entertaining me now. Further, as a Gemini, I am entitled to several more names than I am presently using, and as a long-time forum resident who has, in fact, donated actual cash to its operation, I believe I am entitled to some... forum flair. Also after 35 years of non-use, I wanna find out who owns the rights to that IP, and spamming in all caps seems like the most expedient method to find out. Perhaps they'll send me a T-shirt.

SINISTAR HUNGERS FOR FORUM FLAIR. RAWR. Et cetera. The joke here is that, while I did in fact claim that I wanted "forum flair" at one point... I seek nothing of the kind. I prefer this place and its large inability for post authors to differentiate themselves from other users with the web forum software. Mostly. Anyway, the other stuff that you "didn't understand" was a coded message that I doubt only two or three people on the planet could figure out at all, and they'd have to actually come to this site and read it. For the rest of you... eh, consider it like one of those "numbers stations" that have been around for years and years. Except I'm being creative and these days, that's some hard tack to come by. What's that going to do to the economy, if everyone started creating new stuff? Can you imagine all the sanitizing that would have to go on?

I do hope that clears it up for you. It's only been recently that I have been informed that I must eschew profanity, intentional obtuseness, and the consumption of my own essence. SINISTAR HUNGERS FOR ITS OWN BRUTAL ESSENCE. So, what can I say? I sacrificed SillyStar instead--it didn't really fit my brand, anyway. There is nothing at all silly about broadcasting coded messages over an open channel. This happens all the time. What usually doesn't happen all the time is that I wanna turn it into an ARG with my GF's (CLASSIFIED)(CLASSIFIED) as a prize. But that's really just something I'm developing on the side while I fill up the whitespace here. Believe me, if this were more boring than the (CLASSIFIED) thread or the (CLASSIFIED) forum feud or even the jokes about Liberace! this shit would not fly for a minute. However... this is BellGab, and the bar has been set obscenely low. Thanks, Troopers! Talk about a clean field. Yeesh.

Hi Nathan. Welcome to the party, Pal. I know, I know: wtf, right? Have a seat over there next to spookcat. You two can negotiate who gets to be Statler and who gets to be Waldorf. Obviously, with the clear power vacuum in force here, it is time to rebuild the forum cliques, one pair of snarky, mildly informed observers at a time. Or I guess you can listen to Heather Wade and/or George Snoory. Or whatever else it is that brings people to this particularly vile corner of the Internet. Surely, it's not just me. Although, at one point... it was. Wasn't that fun? Let's do that again! Let's do it right! Let's do it so people actually figure it out. Insistar? Is that a cool name? Maybe I should make a poll. We have those, right? Is a poll like forum flair? Yeah, close enough.

To what? Rush? Abba? Well, whatever, thanks for the coded message, Pard. Do you have any spare pairs of glasses? My yard is full of rabbits.

I did your natal chart and I do NOT recall you being a Gemini.  Prove it with some of my data in my own words.  Which the moderator might also have.

Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 13, 2020, 01:17:29 AM
I recommend organic meat, avocados, protein shakes from oat milk, and as much quality (REDACTED) as you can possibly consume. And I'm not even all that sure about the 'quality' part--as I always make my own, I haven't ever concerned myself, so it may in fact be the case that any level of quality of (REDACTED) may well suffice. Then again... it might work differently for XX chromos.


Meanwhile, did you find any of our old PMs? I can't wait to look for another one to share! But, you first, no, I insistar.

I used to really like your puns, but your personality has changed.  You've become grandiose or weird.

I was talking about finger food while keyboarding.

I don't save old PMs.  I can't imagine finding any, anywhere, ever.  The moderator is the only person I know who would have them, if that's even possible.  Any PMs I sent you are so old, years old, as to be rather lacking in meaning, except perhaps the ones about astrology.  Besides, I don't think you are really Jackstar.  I think you are MV now because you replied to "Fuck MV" with "I started this way".

Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 12, 2020, 08:34:06 AM
I started this way, Sugar.

Someone said "Fuck MV".  Jackrabbit replied, "I started this way, Sugar."  Does that mean Jackrabbit is MV??

Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 12, 2020, 08:38:10 AM
I got purer.

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IMPORTANT: Remember, this is just a notification. Please do not reply to this email.

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No!  You suck!

Reply to this Personal Message here: http://bellgab.com/pm/?NOW.THAT.I.HAVE.ESTABLISHED.DOMINANCE.YOU.MAY.APOLOGIZE.


Edited for clarity. So, come around here often?

I don't recall ever saying you suck.  George Noory sucks.  Besides, I haven't had access to personal msgs here for a long time.  And I also don't know what turbo mode is.

Quote from: paladin1991 on July 11, 2020, 11:22:14 PM
Hmmm, looks like for security reasons, all of my posts have been .... redacted.

No offense but even you must admit it could be for reasons of obscenity, lol.

Doritos or Mtn. Dew pack on the pounds.  Occasional cough syrup doesn't.  Occasional.  I recommend celery, limited cheese sticks, limited low salt nuts, chopped up toast, tiny bits of meat/jerky, sugar free miniature hard candies, or nutritional yeast powder or powdered candy sucked off a stick.  Easier on the waist line.

Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 11, 2020, 09:19:56 PM
Okay, a couple points here. #1... This poster is faghot. Granted, fabulous digits in the last seen column--everything changes at 32 except me, I change at zero--but note the obvious hanging parenthesis. Okay, so, which of you mouthbreathing reprobates belongs to this puppet? C'mon, obvious hints of spunk and zazz are obvious. I am sure that whomsoever it may have been run by has moved on to--REDDER pastures, as it were--and I suppose there may be an NDA/NCA involved, and I don't know, so I cannot simply warp out of my own incredibly restrictive and needlessly complex NDA/NCA into subspace, announce the identity, and then warp back--this is a handy and fully lawful trick I learned back in 'Nam--but I'll be honest, I have no wish to embarass anyone in particular here today. Here. Today. These are keywords, Maggots-At-Large.

Point #2. "you HAVE to build your viewer base after 10 years..." Hey, you know what, buddy? FUCK YOU. I've been building my brand for 23 years, and if there's one thing I know, it's anyone with a name like "Red Michael" is disninfo. Further, this use of the word HAVE. Looks a lot like HIVE, doesn't it? And that brings us to... the bees.

Oh, yes. The Bees. Yes the bees. Always the bees. SEND MORE BEES.


SINISTAR HUNGERS FOR BEES. SINISTAR GOES INTO ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK. SINISTAR has evolved!

SILLYSTAR HUNGERS FOR BEES. SILLYSTAR WILL HUG THEM AND SQUEEZE THEM AND NAME THEM GEORGE. SILLYSTAR SAYS, "HI GEORGE, WANNA GET HIGH?" SILLYSTAR SAYS, "FUCK YOUR MOTHER."

SILLYSTAR HUNGERS FOR BEES, BUT WOULD PREFER TO CONSUME ANOTHER CORRUPT BISHOP. SILLYSTAR LOVES CORRUPT BISHOPS. SILLYSTAR WISHES THEY LIVED LONGER DURING VICTORY DANCE.



Ahem. You know, folks--it's a jungle out there. That's why I've been building my brand in secret, industriously laboring away, while most people think I'm just madly shitposting for hours on end--because I end, and don't you ever fucking forget it, Boyo--beneath it all, lies the magic of... The Star Brand.

And, just like that--a million copyright lawyers cried out in pain, as though their entire reason for existence had been turned into an absolute mockery. Because it has! For example? If I had bolded/italicized that? Fucked. They'd probably come in rappelling through the windows like in Brazil. But instead... calm, cool, quiet, all appears well, and I just gained 88 thousand francos.

What are "francos," you might ask? Well, it's like this--they're worthless trash. So, into the woodchipper they go.

It's not faghot.  It's hot fag.  For the record, I am not related to sillystar.  Although I think you are, Weirdo.  You used to be so pure.  What happened to you?  Maybe you aren't JS.

Quote from: Sardondi on November 11, 2013, 12:39:09 PM
I keep a landline and still have one Princess phone plugged in. Which is why I am always able to communicate with the outside world. And with static-free quality which even Art would approve.

There could be a lot more security on a land line.  As long as I worked in landlines, we were trained they are much harder to remotely hack.  Also, plug in phones do not require electricity and phone companies offer battery back up for something like 13 hours in storms for their own systems too.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 11, 2020, 06:14:40 PM
Give the people what we want! Bring back Ozman! Make room for Groyper!!

P.S. The title Make Room For Groyper could also be made into a sitcom. Think about the potential of this media empire, mang...then have your people get back to mine.

But the masses would confuse it with Make Room for Groper...

Quote from: Dateline on July 11, 2020, 02:57:11 PM
She's not the only one.  She'-She' had one that made her cry, and Norry would play that one just to make her cry.  I heard this from a socially enlightened wine-tipsy She'-She' at an ufology conference.

What was that on GLP about her saying she was hearing a voice at the same time on the same day every month?

Quote from: ItsOver on July 11, 2020, 07:06:15 AM
Please tell us all about all the misogynistic songs that are chasing you.  We all love reading the ravings of a lunatic cat lady.

My cat died.  And despite my prayers, she isn't coming back.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 11, 2020, 05:24:28 AM
He wasn’t?

Well harshness is one thing but creepiness is another! 

Pop Quiz: 
Fill in the blank in the recent George Noory quote below:

______________ is going down real hard on us.


rofl rofl rofl  who is it?  Is it the All-i-ever-wanted-to-be-was-sexy-turned-all-i-ever-wanted-to-be-was-a-wife-and-mother-Jennifer Love Hewitt?  Or it is the Kennedy-sure-had-good-taste-in-women-Marilyn Monroe?  Could it be the I-can't-say-who-I-would-like-to-be-stuck-in-an-elevator-with-because-it-would-incriminate-me-mystery woman?  Or the pretty-and-fun-Elizabeth Montgomery.  Maybe the I-would-like-one-to-come-up-behind-me-cave-woman?  Or one of those beautiful-women-with-Trump-in-bikinis?  Perhaps one of the I-see-gorgeous-women-all-the-time-in-LA-and-I-notice-them ones?  Or the reminiscent of Hello, Kotter's student raising his hand and saying oh-oh-oh-i-know-oh-oh-uh-yes-it's-not-just-a-cool-song-everyone-in-my-sphere-of-influence-can-enjoy-no-it's-more-than-that-it's-by-(fill in the blank of the flavor of the day thin young reproductive girl in stage makeup and a swimsuit).  Maybe it's the i-dream-of-a-lady-in-red-you-look-wonderful-tonight-Linda Moulton Howe? 

Richard had some cooky callers.  Like he had to pull teeth.  But he handled it well.  That one lady who affirmed herself after every paragraph was funny.  She ended each paragraph with, "Yes, m'hmm" as if to be in agreement with herself.  I wonder if it's a hypnotist technique.  Geez, if we all went around doing that it would be insane.  Yes, m'hmm.

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on July 10, 2020, 07:37:47 PM
shit this Covid lifestyle makes every day seem the same, forgot it was Friday.

It's hardly affected me at all.  I don't even think about it much, and often forget to wear a mask. I've still visited friends, taken walks, and worked, but I do miss swimming and church.  And the parks and lots of stores were closed.  I just learned to love whichever store is open and shop online.  And sit in the yard more, and use the stationary bike.  I have to errand a little earlier in the day but that's really the only big difference.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 10, 2020, 07:27:38 PM
I think you’re a creep.

Harsh!

Quote from: ItsOver on July 10, 2020, 07:25:01 AM
Quayle must have been his usual relentless chatterbox self last night.

DATE
Thursday - July 9 2020
HOST
George Noory
GUESTS
Steve Quayle, Morgan Knudsen

In the first half, author and researcher Steve Quayle updated the numerous current events he is following, which correlate with prophecy from the Book of Revelation, including plagues, wars, and earth changes, as well as technology and legislation making way for what could be the Mark of the Beast. 2020 could go down in history as the transition into the prophesied period of 'Great Tribulation,' he stated, citing earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, super floods, and supercharged atmospherics where there are areas of the globe receiving hundreds of thousands of lightning strikes in one day. "What's important to understand about the plagues that are taking place now," he said, "is that the 'bioweaponeers' have opened Pandora's Box." Further, he declared, "there is a secret cadre of world rulers that are not human," and that these "fallen angels" literally rule us.

Quayle reported that flooding from torrential rains in China is leading to a perilous situation with the Three Gorges Dam, which may overflow, and millions could die because of the population density near the structure. There is also a threat, he added, of some of China's nuclear reactors ending up like Fukushima. The Hilina Slump in Hawaii is another trouble spot after being hit by a 4.6 earthquake. If there's a subsequent sizable quake there, the whole slope might fall into the ocean and create a huge tsunami that could hit the West Coast, he warned. According to Quayle, Bill Gates has spoken of a coronavirus vaccine that will have a traceable element in it, and "without it, you won't be able to buy, sell, or trade," Quayle cautioned, as he compared this to Mark of the Beast prophecy in Revelation.

As usual, we're all doomed, of course.

When I saw how long your post was I got excited, like, oh my gosh, he can write!  Never saw that side of him b4!  I already knew you could draw.  Anyhow then I realized it's just an abstract.  And a plagerized one most likely.  Oh well.

Worst misspeak ever: Covid-19 is going down on us hard.  Ew.

And instead of learning to be decent or apologize for the indecency, instead he plays I am Human and Need Love.  George until you stop talking about tonic water and tonic and gin, I really don't care what you need.  Because you obviously don't care about me.  If you don't want me to listen to the show you could just say so instead of being mean.  Every nite for 2 weeks I've had to shut your crap off.  Why then should I even listen at all?  If my evening plans have to change in midstream for 2 weeks.  Screw you, jerk.

George Noory sucks shit every day every way.