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Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 15, 2014, 11:34:55 AM
Not crazy at all if you're a lonely person who can't afford to dine out, and you're eating it over the kitchen sink with only the television for company.

Not everyone can afford staff you know!!


I don't watch much TV either...so there.

Quote from: Foodlion on July 15, 2014, 10:26:31 AM
The only and I mean ONLY thing that could possibly stop Yorkshire is...

is.....


...ergot.

The only thing that could stop Yorkshire is if it was detached from the rest of England and anchored to mainland Europe as the rest of the British Isles are towed into the Atlantic. Lancashire would have a second coastline to it's east, Derbyshire and Nottinghamshire would no longer be landlocked, and Cleveland would have a new south coast. North Lincolnshire would have a new coastline on the north west side of it and Cheshire, Cumbria and a couple other counties would all have new places to go paddling in the sea.

TMI?

Quote from: onan on July 15, 2014, 10:42:09 AM
I was asked by Stellar in a thread to explain why I am a prick to him.
Here goes.

My uncle worked for NASA. He was a brilliant man. He was the first to teach me of the scientific method. He was one of the designers of the X-15. I used to have a picture of him holding me in front the X-15.

He knew Gus Grissom.

The moon landing was predicated on a challenge to Americans to do something because it was hard. We did that. We as a nation collectively supported great men to achieve great things.

For assholes to suggest otherwise... they deserve derision.

Abso fucking lutely sir!

Quote from: Stellar on July 15, 2014, 09:13:11 AM
Onan why are you a prick to me?

Maybe because your special...Very special.

Quote from: West of the Rockies on July 15, 2014, 08:47:34 AM
Bad luck to kill a crow, bro.  They can mimic human speech.  I wouldn't want to be in your boots when word gets out on Crow Instagram.

Tippi Hedren will give him tips..

Quote from: Stellar on July 15, 2014, 08:37:05 AM
Ok Pud and West you want a piece of me do you do you?

Yes I destroyed the Yammato with a sub after going through a gauntlet of cruiser, destroyers and carriers.

That's the least of your problems son...spotted the white van cruising up and down?

The crows will come back and haunt you in Guantanamo. They always remember the death of their own, whose only crime was being able to live and fly. Shame on you son, shame on you.

Quote from: West of the Rockies on July 15, 2014, 08:25:28 AM
So much stupid in one post....

...Yeah mate, but he kept it down to one paragraph and two sentences; it could be worse. Elsewhere I'm being painted as his nemesis. He hasn't any reason to be paranoid really.....


Or has he? 

Yes, he really is speaking like this.

A future guest presenter on GC?


http://youtu.be/8UoJ-34Ssa0

Quote from: Stellar on July 15, 2014, 08:04:36 AM
Sure and no records of the telemetry from NASA. I bet now NASA will manufacture some telemetry data, because of posts like mine.

I bet NASA are shitting their collective pants.

Quote from: Stellar on July 15, 2014, 07:48:20 AM
Look stop joking around, this is serious stuff.  Vintage films from the Apollo submarines! 38k words ah spring loaded seats in sub.  No delay in feed hmmm what a TV broadcast.  Thank you Van Allen

Here's a top tip; what about looking at the facts behind the missions and learn, instead of trawling YT for spurious theories why they didn't?  Damn! That won't be as much fun.

Quote from: RcCle on July 15, 2014, 07:22:25 AM
I heard there is some question as to the amount of fuel needed to land on the moon and return.  Like there wasn't enough space on-board for all of it.

The spacecraft that went to and from the moon wasn't the same one that landed and took off from it. The one that took all three (Command module) only had to get up to speed after breaking from Earths orbit then it was feet off the pedals stuff until they got to the moon..then a quick correction and slow down as they orbited the moon...Two got in the Lunar module, which landed on the moon...a few hours later the top bit of the LM blasted off leaving the bottom bit behind (which had the retro rocket engine in to land) and met with the orbiting CM...the two guys in the LM got in the CM..All three then detached the LM and blasted back to Earth..a few days later they got into Earths orbit and re-entered landing in the Pacific.

Stop Yorkshire? From going where? The red bit is Yorkshire.

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on July 15, 2014, 05:10:34 AM
Kirk Douglas, who was directed by Kubrick in Spartacus, later appeared in the Final Countdown. Furthering confirming the Apollo Program was a hoax.
I think its obvious Kubrick told Douglas.

..who told his son, who in turn told his future wife, who in turn told Sean Connery as they played about in KL.. Sean Connery used to be James Bond before he changed his name to Ramirez in Highlander. Obviously when he was a spy he will have been involved in covering up the Apollo hoax.

Jeeze Stellar, I don't know why you waste your time on here; you should be a top investigate reporter.

I'm convinced. No fucking question.

Quote from: onan on July 15, 2014, 03:58:51 AM
What about all of us that put the onion on the top and the tomato and lettuce on the bottom and secure them with mustard on the bottom and catsup on the top?

That's liberal talk boy!! 

Quote from: Stellar on July 15, 2014, 04:31:01 AM
How the Hell did you know I went for a walk?

All right where are your spies located?

I'll show them the black bag.  I told you Pud The Queen of England is watching you knuckle head.

I looked to my right and flipped them off and Yes I know that Brown building so do you all think I'm paranoid?  I know my shit so you can know your shit!

Spot the guy in the red hoody? (I told him it was too obvious, so maybe he changed) Or the woman in the Jeep?

Quote from: Stellar on July 15, 2014, 03:48:56 AM
You know what HogPudding I have just about enough of your shit.  Every post I write you deflect and derail.  You have an Agenda 21!  My
? is WHY?

You going to go for a walk to calm down?

Quote from: Stellar on July 15, 2014, 03:27:34 AM
I'm an MCSE: some times your network goes down right well that could be the NSA spoofing your Router.

Don't listen to the Shill

I'm hurt and dismayed I have to do this Stellar. Expect a knock on your door sometime soon.. Be nice to them and answer their questions..

Quote from: Stellar on July 15, 2014, 03:30:38 AM
..!..

SHILL

You now what happened last time you posted that picture don't you sweedy? 

Quote from: Stellar on July 15, 2014, 03:19:37 AM
1) Reset your Router
2) Reset Router software to default
3) Have a Pro configure your Router or Read on the net about what you should block prior to doing this!  Message Me, My Net is SUPERFAST NOW!
4) Say Piss off to the NSA!

...Or go over to cable... Yeah, that'll be it, fibre optic V copper cable...decisions decisions.

Quote from: Stellar on July 15, 2014, 02:16:28 AM
PANDEMIC??WTF I HEARD ABOUT THE CDC SCREWED UP WITH EBOLA AND SOME OF THE WORST VECTOR VIRUS'S

Why Are There No Drugs for Ebola Virus?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kartik-chandran/ebola-virus-drugs_b_5572084.html


The collapse of America Fema Preparing for Mass Pandemic across Americaââ,¬Â¬

Where have the WHO said the current Ebola outbreak in Africa has become pandemic? Where do the zombies come into this pandemic? Lastly..posting an AJ video has completely crushed any point you were trying to make.

Airliner at an airport with a crew who can't speak or understand English? What could possibly go wrong? 


http://www.chonday.com/Videos/chipilotenglish2

Quote from: paladin1991 on July 15, 2014, 01:01:18 AM
*sigh*  Now everybody knows.

I know; It's that crazy shit where someone decides to get teams together to co-ordinate emergency services, food supply, emergency housing etc, in the event of natural disasters such as hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions etc.

If they didn't Stellar could then post YT vids and links condemning 'them' for not getting teams together to co-ordinate emergency services, food supply, emergency housing etc, in the event of natural disasters such as hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions etc.

Win win for all CT's!! In short if you're in the position of doing such co-ordination, you're damned if you do, and damned if you don't. Rampaging mobs killing anyone in their way is far less exciting than zombie camps.

Quote from: jazmunda on July 14, 2014, 05:08:36 PM
MV cancelled the GabCast due to it's overwhelming popularity. In other words he was jealous of our tens of dollars and millions of fake russian fans. PM him to show your disappointment. Please only curse in Spanish.

The GabCast may or may not return next week. Stay tuned .....

I heard on the grapevine, that it was Unscreened Caller driving a hard bargain on her remuneration on her accommodation package, i.e. Cardboard box, for her appointment as your producer of poop stories. She put in an embargo of all poop stories and as almost all the show is poop based in content, you didn't have a show.


Only sayin. 

Quote from: Juan on July 14, 2014, 06:22:34 PM
Valves (tubes to you Yankee dullards) are impervious to EMP?  I've got boxes and boxes of those things.

You can start building a shelter with them and relax in the knowledge they won't be taken out as you try and contact the outside wasteland from within.

Here's a revolutionary and quite radical idea..Ready?

Make your own sandwiches, and cook your own burgers, with a full compliment of your own condiments and garnishes, then it will be exactly how you want it to be be!!


How crazy is that?

You're not supposed to know anything about this. Damn. It's out of my hands now Stellar.

Quote from: pyewacket on July 14, 2014, 01:47:52 PM
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.

The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.

Might have. 

Quote from: Uncle Duke on July 14, 2014, 01:18:47 PM
Remember we're talking late 70's/early 80's.  When Belenko defected to Japan in his MiG-25, one of the biggest surprises was the Soviets' use of stainless steel for the wings and fuselage.  The a/c needed its large wing area because of its weight.  I'm neither a structures nor a manufacturing guy, but I think the problem the Russians had with titanium was welding it.  Don't know their current capabilities with titanium.

The Mig 25 was also at one point the second fastest aircraft in the world..It was capable of nearly Mach 3 and capable of something like 80000 feet. However; if it did, the engines had to be replaced as they were wrecked. Much mirth was made in the west about the captured one in Japan having valves in its boards rather than transistors and early chips. Until it was pointed out it would be impervious to EMP in the event of a nuclear attack.