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[starrmtn001]

It might be live (a few formats there) or a recorded character thing similar to the Goon Show..we'll see.. Anyone want to be our producer? Ahem...

Are you serious?  I don't want to get my hopes just to have them dashed on the rocks.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

How about something everyone can agree on?

"London Bridge - From the Great American Southwest"

Ha! I finally figured out what you did there--nice one!

[cosmic hobo]

Are you serious?  I don't want to get my hopes just to have them dashed on the rocks.

Are you kidding? Yorkshire Pud wouldn't open himself up to public scrutiny or ridicule like he heaps on others.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

What does a producer do?

Ask Snotty MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm-Kay
           lol


Ooops sorry, He's an 'Executive Producer'  Eh  Hem 

*cough sputter Pha-tooey*

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

So does Fawlty Twatters! 

+10
IB You rock

[GravitySucks]

Ask Snotty MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm-Kay
           lol


Ooops sorry, He's an 'Executive Producer'  Eh  Hem 

*cough sputter Pha-tooey*

Not anymore.

[Yorkshire pud]

Are you kidding? Yorkshire Pud wouldn't open himself up to public scrutiny or ridicule like he heaps on others.

What has doing a poscast got to do with putting anyone open to public scrutiny? I have no idea if what when or how it will go ahead, so to pre-empt any format now is very kind of you but premature. Thanks. 

[pyewacket]

YP and SV doing a podcast for us? Definitely looking forward to this and I hope you both have a good time with it. 

[cosmic hobo]

What has doing a poscast got to do with putting anyone open to public scrutiny? I have no idea if what when or how it will go ahead, so to pre-empt any format now is very kind of you but premature. Thanks. 

Simply when you put your product out to the public you'll be open to critiques which may or may not be positive. Given your and your "mates" history of goading people to piss them off you might not get favorable reviews. You've both got thick skins so you should be fine. Best of luck. Make sure Falkie doesn't catch wind of this.

[Jackstar]

Simply when you put your product out to the public you'll be open to critiques which may or may not be positive. Given your and your "mates" history of goading people to piss them off you might not get favorable reviews. You've both got thick skins so you should be fine. Best of luck. Make sure Falkie doesn't catch wind of this.

... you think they're going to get reviews??

[cosmic hobo]

... you think they're going to get reviews??

Everyone on bell gab is a critic and can do it better.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Everyone on bell gab is a critic and can do it better.

You've noticed that too?

[Inglorious Bitch]

+10
IB You rock

So do you! 

[WhiteCrow]

The whole enterprise lacked conviction. I think it was a mistake  to abandon the working title - 'Fuck You, MV!' - and also the ten minute section at the end where they discussed all the various ways in which MV sucks donkey balls.

Now you be a talk'in.. I'd volunteer to do that ten minute segment about the evils of MV.  He is after all,  the reason 'why' Art quit.

Praise MV. Fuck MV

[Yorkshire pud]

Simply when you put your product out to the public you'll be open to critiques which may or may not be positive. Given your and your "mates" history of goading people to piss them off you might not get favorable reviews. You've both got thick skins so you should be fine. Best of luck. Make sure Falkie doesn't catch wind of this.

Okay from the start, it was something I typed on here yesterday. Neither SV, IB or anyone else has pm'd me and said they'd like to do it. It was me thinking out loud when I made the suggestion. I haven't done it before, so I've no idea how I would sound or there'd be lots of dead air.

As for product? It would be two or three people chewing the fat and discussing (perhaps) whatever they'd decided beforehand they wanted to discuss. It might be the quality of modern cars, the merits of various sports, driving, films that have had a profound effect on us...anything. I for one would be grateful if one person enjoyed it; if not, well hey, it's a self indulgent chat that someone might listen to, if they don't like it, they can turn it off, simple. Neither SV or myself take ourselves too seriously, and nearly everything we say is tongue in cheek.

That leaves the actual technical means; I've no idea how to do it. I don't know if we'd have a call in facility; maybe SV would (that's if he wants to even do it) after it became a regular thing. If Falkie called in, I doubt we'd get a word in edgeways, so any questioning on our part would be lost to him. 

[GravitySucks]

YP and SV doing a podcast for us? Definitely looking forward to this and I hope you both have a good time with it. 

Yep, it's called "The Redcoats Are Cumming; One if by hand, Two if by mouth"

It should be quite good actually.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Yep, it's called "The Redcoats Are Cumming; One if by hand, Two if by mouth"

It should be quite good actually.

Hah! Brilliant!

[Yorkshire pud]

Yep, it's called "The Redcoats Are Cumming; One if by hand, Two if by mouth"

It should be quite good actually.

I don't understand that; I'm an innocent chap you see..

[GravitySucks]

I don't understand that; I'm an innocent chap you see..

Just get a couple of those pope hat thingys. Anticipation is building in the colonies.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Just get a couple of those pope hat thingys. Anticipation is building in the colonies.

Antici...

[GravitySucks]

Antici...

How could you go wrong with these?

[b_dubb]

I think quitting the forum because it's currently full of assholes simply reinforces the asshole majority.

[SredniVashtar]

I think quitting the forum because it's currently full of assholes simply reinforces the asshole majority.

Unless you are already an asshole, who doesn't like it because a different variety, or sub-species, of asshole is stopping you being your own brand of asshole. In that case I think you are decreasing the asshole majority, and I am all in favour of it.

In summary, what we should all take away from this valuable lesson is this: b_dubb's an asshole.

[Yorkshire pud]

Unless you are already an asshole, who doesn't like it because a different variety, or sub-species, of asshole is stopping you being your own brand of asshole. In that case I think you are decreasing the asshole majority, and I am all in favour of it.

In summary, what we should all take away from this valuable lesson is this: b_dubb's an asshole.

Hmmm, where do we fit in with the assholedom? Note I said we. Our fan expects.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hmmm, where do we fit in with the assholedom? Note I said we. Our fan expects.

There are the occasional assholes, but you and SV are not 2 of them.

[GravitySucks]

There are the occasional assholes, but you and SV are not 2 of them.

I was really hoping BellBoy would have shown up before you started groveling at their feet.

[whoozit]

Hmmm, where do we fit in with the assholedom? Note I said we. Our fan expects.

You two are only minor assholes.  Hardly offensive and able to be viewed for short periods before inducing temporary blindness.

[Roswells, Art]

You two are only minor assholes.  Hardly offensive and able to be viewed for short periods before inducing temporary blindness.

They turned me into a newt.

[whoozit]

They turned me into a newt.

But you got better.

[Yorkshire pud]

You two are only minor assholes.  Hardly offensive and able to be viewed for short periods before inducing temporary blindness.

We have been known to curdle milk due to a long stare and although he doesn't like being reminded, SV once barked at a horse while dressed in his favourite rabbit costume and got himself arrested for sheep worrying. No, even the judge couldn't work that out.