George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Juan Cena]

Jorch "would they have survived if they had a pocket knife or taser"?...or a  Chinese throwing star , those go pretty far"

Maybe the hunters were killed by ninjas.

[Juan Cena]

Dave is eagerly for Paulides' next book, Missing 411: Boy Scouts.

[Juan Cena]

Dave got to talk about dead kids AND slam Sylvia Brown.

[TigerLily]

I knew it! Bad Dave already brought up portals  :

[goldendeal]

 Next book....Missing 411: Uber Drivers

[goldendeal]

Hour into the show and he is just now getting to the stories, this happened last time Paulides was on. With Knapp they get right to it. Jorch knows how to add senseless filler to any show, his mouth moves but he has no clue what is coming out.

[goldendeal]

Answer to the missing hunters....

[AstroBuzz]

Missing 411: Coast To Coast AM Listeners
Forward by George Boring

[goldendeal]

If we are lucky this will inspire Jorch to take a walk in the woods. All they will find is his hairpiece, mustache comb, hair dye (jet black)... a half empty Super Beets (black cherry) bottle ,capsules of turmeric,  books on tape; Jack Ruby and the Death of JFK, DB Cooper the untold story; linda moulton howe's phone number written on a cocktail napkin from  a motel 6 in Reno,  a recipe for pizza rolls and Neil Sedaka's greatest hits on 8-track.

[TigerLily]

Stop the torture! My ears are bleeding!  Now that was awful

[Mizak]

I tuned in for a little bit, but his dog any pony show has gotten old.

I was thinking the same thing as I started listening.It the same old story after story and noory saying "Oh My Gwash "a thousand times.It's like hearing the guy  who tells the spring heel jack stories (can't think of his name right now ) but only more morbid.

[zeebo]

If we are lucky this will inspire Jorch to take a walk in the woods. All they will find is his hairpiece, mustache comb, hair dye (jet black)... a half empty Super Beets (black cherry) bottle ,capsules of turmeric,  books on tape; Jack Ruby and the Death of JFK, DB Cooper the untold story; linda moulton howe's phone number written on a cocktail napkin from  a motel 6 in Reno,  a recipe for pizza rolls and Neil Sedaka's greatest hits on 8-track.

lol you forgot his lucky charm to ward off psychic vampires.

[zeebo]

I was thinking the same thing as I started listening.It the same old story after story and noory saying "Oh My Gwash "a thousand times.It's like hearing the guy  who tells the spring heel jack stories (can't think of his name right now ) but only more morbid.

I still managed to get caught up in it last nite, but I was surpirsed to hear Paulides double-down on the "Predator" story.  :

[JesusJuice]

>Motherfuck Billboard and the editor - I am the Predator

[ItsOver]

If we are lucky this will inspire Jorch to take a walk in the woods. All they will find is his hairpiece, mustache comb, hair dye (jet black)... a half empty Super Beets (black cherry) bottle ,capsules of turmeric,  books on tape; Jack Ruby and the Death of JFK, DB Cooper the untold story; linda moulton howe's phone number written on a cocktail napkin from  a motel 6 in Reno,  a recipe for pizza rolls and Neil Sedaka's greatest hits on 8-track.

Ha!  Maybe some of the missing were C2C Insiders making the final escape from Jorch.

[Uncle Duke]

I was thinking the same thing as I started listening.It the same old story after story and noory saying "Oh My Gwash "a thousand times.It's like hearing the guy  who tells the spring heel jack stories (can't think of his name right now ) but only more morbid.

Even though I had this program recorded, I hadn't planned to again listen to Paulides' string of half-truths and misleading tales.....until I saw our friendly squirrel mention the "Predator" angle.  Well, I listened, and while the Predator story had no additional details from last time, I did catch Paulides in another possible disinformation story.

Early in the show, he told of he and a camera crew going with a family to talk with the superintendent of a national park (Mesa Verde?) about the the disappearance of their father.  He made a great deal out of telling us the superintendent wouldn't even come out of his office to talk to them, making the point the park service has no interest in or compassion for those who are lost.  "Cold, rude and curt...." was the way he described the event.

So what really happened?  I never worked for the park service, but I spent many years in the DoD.  I have to believe, like the DoD, the park service instructs their people to not under any circumstance be interviewed by the press or other such entity without the interview having been first cleared through Public Affairs, and then only with a public affairs specialist present during the interview.  I doubt Paulides cleared the interview, so even if the superintendent had an appointment to speak with family, the film crew precluded him from talking to them.  I've been in a similar situation, he did exactly what he should have done.  Shame on Paulides, in all likelihood it was his attempt at what was probably a video ambush that kept that family from getting any information that might have been available.

While I get Paulides trying to paint a negative picture of the park service, I am disgusted ol'George, the former USN public affairs officer, didn't bring up the scenario I suppect occurred.  What an asswipe.  I will challenge George on this point on air if I'm ever awake during an open lines segment.

[michio]

Georgie Ralphie sNoory on tonight's show: "I don't subscribe to the [scientific] theory that, you know, we evolved from other creatures and little organisms. There's something bigger here."

[Robert]

I caught a pretty good Nooryism on that Paulides show: Noory's praising Paulides for doing the movie "on a purse string" when Noory obviously meant shoe string.

[loveslibraries]

Even though I had this program recorded, I hadn't planned to again listen to Paulides' string of half-truths and misleading tales.....until I saw our friendly squirrel mention the "Predator" angle.  Well, I listened, and while the Predator story had no additional details from last time, I did catch Paulides in another possible disinformation story.

Early in the show, he told of he and a camera crew going with a family to talk with the superintendent of a national park (Mesa Verde?) about the the disappearance of their father.  He made a great deal out of telling us the superintendent wouldn't even come out of his office to talk to them, making the point the park service has no interest in or compassion for those who are lost.  "Cold, rude and curt...." was the way he described the event...

(truncated)

It's like he maximizes myopic misimpressions, failing to acknowledge other possibilities.  Chips on the shoulder of a theoretical opportunist!

[loveslibraries]

"Crazy?  Who, me?"

Lol.

[loveslibraries]

Let's hope Noory's balls don't get irradiated.

Fukushima radiation has reached U.S. shores
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fukushima-radiation-has-reached-us-shores/ar-AAlkXUr?OCID=ansmsnnews11

SALEM, Ore. -- For the first time, seaborne radiation from Japan’s Fukushima nuclear disaster has been detected on the West Coast of the United States.

Cesium-134, the so-called fingerprint of Fukushima, was measured in seawater samples taken from Tillamook Bay and Gold Beach in Oregon, according to researchers from the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution.

Because of its short half-life, cesium-134 can only have come from Fukushima.

For the first time, cesium-134 has also been detected in a Canadian salmon, according to the Fukushima InFORM project, led by University of Victoria chemical oceanographer Jay Cullen.

In both cases, levels are extremely low, the researchers said, and don’t pose a danger to humans or the environment.

Massive amounts of contaminated water were released from the crippled nuclear plant following a 9.0 magnitude earthquake and tsunami in March 2011. More radiation was released to the air, then fell to the sea. (MORE AT SITE)

I don't have time to cite sources but Cesium goes after the muscles.  I think Starfish are mostly muscle.  I think that's why they all were dying.  We can unfortunately expect muscle diseases now, and the heart is muscle.  I think the penis has muscle too.  I don't know if it will be tumors, or wasting like the Starfish...  Try to get good nutrition now because if your tissues are taking in good nutrients, they will uptake less radiation.  I think there are a lot of radiation remedies like sweating in a blanket after a hot baking soda/seasalt bath, but Pharma won't let anyone promote those remedies.  Some people who think they have the flu might be dealing unknown you with radiation exposure.

[loveslibraries]

the guest's excessively long pause speaks volumes

Yeah.  He did a good job, a real good job, allowing his feelings to be known to the sensitive liistener, without being rude or getting upset.  I was impressed with his ability to detach enough to complete, yet stay engaged enough to make progress.  A lot of people can't do that.  It showed enormous self-control and I guess some sort of amazing patience, drive, or compassion for the pop culture atmosphere.

[pate]

For Jorch, it needs to be misspelled.

"He made no diferance."

Yew spelt "deference" rong. 

Perp. assuage "Twerk deference, uh the pond.  Doe, yes Mako?"

GNS

[PaulAtreides]

I caught a pretty good Nooryism on that Paulides show: Noory's praising Paulides for doing the movie "on a purse string" when Noory obviously meant shoe string.

One man's shoe is another man's purse.

[PB the Deplorable]

A Noory family gathering, each speaking in malaprops, no one knowing much about anything.

[PaulAtreides]

A Noory family gathering, each speaking in malaprops, no one knowing much about anything.

Yes, but having that much tooooomeric at one site is probably dangerous.

[ItsOver]

A Noory family gathering, each speaking in malaprops, no one knowing much about anything.

Sounds like the holiday from hell.  Jorch, setting around in his undies, scratching away, boring everyone with his impotence, Tommee scarfing down holiday goodies, and the grand kids trying to escape.  Some won't be so lucky.



Didn't they make a movie about this hell hole?

[Dateline]

Great Advertisements!

They are remaking "Christmas Vacation"  starring Chevy Chase.

This one will be entitled "Christmas Vacation in the Lou"  starring Norry and Hommee.

[Corona Kitty]

"Crazy?  Who, me?"

Douglas is full of hot air. I've invited him several times to go one on one, with me on air. I've told him I'd get Aquino to call in, he's as scared as George Senda was last night.

[zeebo]

Heads up to LMH fans, she's scheduled for this Tuesday nite instead of her usual Thurs.  So don't miss your high strangeness fix.