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BREAKING: A bunch of shit is going on in Washington D.C. I have a gun and will shoot any motherfucker that annoys me in the face. All is fucking fine! Don't obey the law. Kill.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 11, 2018, 12:28:49 PM
Nope. The outside world doesn't give me the same opportunity to be a thorn in your side. I'm not going anywhere, faggot! 

I thought you were buying Bellgab and shutting it down anyway?! Still getting your "financing" in order? 

Atta' Girl! 

Remember that time Jayson and You and I built that effigy of Rodney King and tied it to a tree and beat it with golf clubs and baseball bats to show solidarity with Daryl Gates? Mmmm! Good times! I think we then had ginger ales and shot silly string all over one another.


https://youtu.be/zlxH9-TYseY

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 11, 2018, 12:07:13 PM
I eventually came to my sense. You're both hopelessly insane.

Mmmm! Maybe you should leave this poofling monkey cage and become sassy, and independent! You've got a lot to offer you know!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 11, 2018, 12:03:07 PM
I'm not. I just didn't realize that pud was giving you a good rogering until I walked in on you. If only I could burn my eyes. 

Carry on, Democrats. 

The sex shit is true, but don't be gosh Ritchie! You know you voted for Obama and not me. You could have joined us! Pud hadn't even bit down hard enough on his gag to crack it yet!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 11, 2018, 11:57:49 AM
Oh, sorry, man. I didn't realize you guys were here together. I let you get back to your party lovefest.

Don't be SKEERD Pumpkin!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 11, 2018, 11:52:31 AM

Stupid because you voted for Obama or pointing it out? 

He surfs gay porn when he gets drunk too!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 11, 2018, 11:33:44 AM
I'd pay to see you play one of the bad guys that Bronson caps in a Death Wish movie.

I could play you out with the cat if you like. 


https://youtu.be/gqAypbgaUKM

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 11, 2018, 11:21:51 AM
You do know that Obama (who YOU voted for) is no longer POTUS don't you? Let it go.

HA-HA! Pud outed you!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 11, 2018, 11:08:07 AM
When did your other train spotter friends decide you were the most demented in their group? 

You were the "girl" in the bedsheet scene weren't you Pud. Insatiable fag! The lengths you go to!

Don't forget this one Hagar!

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-11/veritas-latest

ANIMAL STYLE!!!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 11, 2018, 10:57:22 AM
Why would you? You have trains to play with. Why not just say you couldn't cope with women, at least you'll be honest.

Smash bricks of frozen butter with your ass cheeks Pud! I got a salty baguette needs tendin'.

Quote from: Jackstar on January 11, 2018, 10:30:20 AM


https://fas.org/irp/doddir/army/fm3-05-130.pdf

FOREVER DEVIL!

It's funny that ever since Kennedy/Nixon, the left goes visual and the right auditory.

Quote from: ItsOver on January 11, 2018, 10:18:21 AM

I often wondered if Art was stroking it some nights while doing the show. I'll bet that filthy bastard was!

Quote from: ItsOver on January 11, 2018, 10:12:34 AM
Lee Marvin.  Top five bad asses of the big screen?  He'd shit out Ryan Gosling, after eating him alive.

I honestly have no idea who Ryan Gosling is. I'm serious. When I dropped Hollywood and the MSM, I dropped them cold and never looked back. I saw that shot of the bird dying in "Thin Red Line" and it pissed me off so bad I grabbed my girl by the wrist and we marched up the isle, never looking back. When I got home I called the cable company and cancelled my cable subscription and turned the TV into a spare monitor for video editing playback. Fuck 'em! It was the last straw, back in 2001!

LOL!  It never gets old!

Quote from: 21st Century Man on January 11, 2018, 10:08:01 AM
Marvin would kick Mulder's ass.   He ate people like Mulder for breakfast.

Hollywood needs White Alpha-male, Non-P.C. Neanderthals to turn itself around, but it's suicidal. Literally anyone who does a distribution network for a third-coast film industry can become wealthier than Bill Gates in 5 years if they would just jump! Even the minorities are clamoring for it's return!

Quote from: 21st Century Man on January 11, 2018, 10:02:06 AM
Shit, fuck streaming.  I've got the blu-ray.  Hell,  I'll take Delta Force over a lot of the crap put out today.

I had the idea for streaming video in 1997. I had a server in my apartment with an S-video-out card and a splitter that ran to the living room and bedroom with a baby version of DIV-X mounted to a pair of Windows 98 Beta laptops. Unfortunately I just listened to Art, smoked weed, and jerked off constantly back then.  I even had a girlfriend but my fiendish hairy palms were insatiable. It cost me everything!

I watched "The Dirty Dozen" again yesterday. I've worn out the digital stream on it.



A photo of Lee telling his Black house-made to churn the butter faster, because it's not holding up to the heat of the M-3 under combat conditions. "You smell fresh bread and butter Hans?"

I wish they would dig-up Lee Marvin and Charles Bronson God damnit! I'd watch them touch dicks all day long!

Don't be ignorant!
Dats ignorant!

Quote from: ItsOver on January 11, 2018, 09:39:24 AM
They probably gave up on me.

You're a virus, in wooden shoes!

I haven't watched TV since I walked out of "The Thin Red Line" after 20 minutes. That's when I gave up and dedicated my life to interracial midget porn.

Quote from: Juan on January 11, 2018, 09:29:58 AM
But we did learn that “they” are uploading a bit of us every time we use our phones. Probably true.

Better get an Android! My pennis weighs a ton!

Agreed! Duchovny apparently went through a phase where he actually believed he was good looking and some kind of well liked sex symbol. It sped up his "jewish ""haka-daka"" trader" look. Fucking dork! No David! NOBODY EVER THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL! You were the geeky FBI agent; two steps shy of the comic relief!

Anderson looks like a plastic surgery version of a diving board! What happened to the fat-girl that you would let you corn-hole her to saver her "virginity" for marriage?

Chris Carter is the retarded love child of Clarence


https://youtu.be/P7gMkiOPSeA

If they were going to resurrect anything X-Files related it should have been "The Lone Gunmen!" I do not give a rats-ass about Scully & Moulder past season six! And season six was just out of habit. The entire show really only lasted five seasons. Season 3 and 4 were outstanding though!

I'm still "missing" it! I must check my "don't give a fuck!" I think it's too high.