George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

Bill from West Hartford called when Ian was on with a guest (forgot who) a few weeks ago, and man, Ian was mocking the shit out of him while he was huffing and puffing his chest as usual. I loved it.

[PB the Deplorable]

I decided to google "Bill from West Hartford" since i never actually heard one of his calls and what i
found was hilarious (his Plenty of Fish profile).

OMG, oh hahahahah.  And with that pic, he's ready to go on the road - right now - with George, Tommy, Richard C... and he has all his calls recorded and ready to play them for yooo...

[Morgus]

I decided to google "Bill from West Hartford" since i never actually heard one of his calls and what i
found was hilarious (his Plenty of Fish profile).

haha, yep thats 'ole Bill from West Hartford all right - still looking for a girlfriend.
thats why he is an atheist, since he believes there can't be a god in the universe since he has never had a date with a girl and he is over 60 years old... 
and he is an ultra-liberal since he told recently on the air of being scared of the republicans gaining power and confiscating his giant stash of porn material... 
he lists his profession only as " Amateur Astronomer" but thats not a real job so where he does get income? 
from his posting about a "first date" sounds more like he is looking for a hooker? 

we finally have a picture to go with his voice:


and some of his date site postings about himself promoting his many callins to radio shows he has audio tapes of:

liberalatheist : NICE-GUY, very kind, NEEDS girlfriend!
Height: 5' 10"  Age: 61 year old Man
Profession  Amateur Astronomer 

About Me
  Hi! I'm Bill, from West Hartford, Connecticut, and I'm a SJM, (although I'm totally NON-religious being a liberal and an atheist myself! I'm a nice, kind, caring, loveing, and a hugger and a cuddler. I'm a total NON-smoker (I've NEVER started smoking, ever), as well as a non-drinker, and I've never used any illegal drugs in my ife, either, I am (however) VERY LIBERAL, sexually, socially, and politically (with an OPEN-MIND), and NON-judgemental, at all. I LOVE the COSMOLOGICAL SCIENCES: Astronomy, Cosmology, Astrophysics,and the World's Space Programs, (both manned AND UNmanned missions). I love (virtually) all kinds of movies: Romantic Comedies, Comedies, Dramas,"chick flicks", and especially Science- Fiction; I love "oldies"and Classic Rock music (from the mid-to-the LATE-1960's through the 1970's and through the 1980's mucic). I have a very lovely and very intelligent female Cat ("tuxedo-colored") named "BABY", (I'm an animal lover). I have CALLED (A LOT of TIMES) into (a lot of) Radio-Call-In-Talk-Shows, like the Coast To Coast AM, George Noory (Art Bell) as well as Ian Punnett (late night) Radio Talk Show, on ATHEISM, the Separation of State and church issues, as well as Astronomy & the World's Space Programs, TOO!!! Perhaps you've heard me "on the air" (late at night),locally on WTIC-AM 1080, (or on WHYN-AM 560)!!! I have Audio Cassette Tapes of ALL of my past (as well as present) CALLS!!! I'd LOVE TO "PLAY some of them for you"!!! I love to have fun!!

First Date
I'm looking for a nice, kind, caring, loveing, and very feminine (hopefully NON-religious), and liberal- woman, who likes Cats (I have one, myself.) And she (hopefully) would like some area of Science, (if not astronomy, etc,.)On our first date: we would first go to a local "Starbucks" Coffee Shop and talk, and then go out to DINNER at a GOOD resturant! And then take in a good movie (that WE BOTH would like). And I would hope that this would lead to a very, very, long term relationship, indeed!!! And (IF) we ended up having sex, on that very first date, that would be simply FANTASTIC, INDEED, as well!!!

[Morgus]

George returns to suck the life out of what should have been a good and informative segment with Michio Kaku.  Yeah, the giant blackholes are cool, but they only give George a excuse to wallow in mendacity.  "If a black hole were to suck in our solar system, would it first get the outer planets or would it swallow us in one big gulp?"

but Noory failed to ask Dr. Kaku the question we have always wondered:
what sucks more?  Noory or a giant black hole? 

[Gassy Man]

. . .  And (IF) we ended up having sex, on that very first date, that would be simply FANTASTIC, INDEED, as well!!! 


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I don't know Bill . . . he could be an insane and angry man who contributes more harm to the universe than anything else, but if he's reading this, I am compelled as a man nonetheless to say CUT THIS LAST SENTENCE OUT if you actually want any hope of getting a date, Bill.  Very little except a hockey mask and a chain saw is likely to scare women off more than something TRULY IDIOTIC LIKE THIS LAST SENTENCE, BILL. 

If I find out some day he's been burying his victims in the back yard I will be very, very upset for feeling any sympathy for the amateur astronomer.

[BobGrau]

I'd wanted to keep this low-profile, but I guess I'll have to fess up -

I'm Bill the AAA.

and I'm deeply hurt.

[Gassy Man]

I'd wanted to keep this low-profile, but I guess I'll have to fess up -

I'm Bill the AAA.

and I'm deeply hurt.

From the sounds of it, you're deeply backed up, too.  Work on your technique . . .you might start by not assuming women are all floosies. 

[PB the Deplorable]

I'd wanted to keep this low-profile, but I guess I'll have to fess up -

I'm Bill the AAA.

and I'm deeply hurt.

LOL!!

Nah, can't be you, Bill likes chick flicks..

[DangerousBlossom]

thats why he is an atheist, since he believes there can't be a god in the universe since he has never had a date with a girl and he is over 60 years old... 

And he is looking for a women from 21 to 49.     Plus, he thinks that his calls to c2c will attrack someone to him.  He is even looking for sex on on the first date.  Sorry, Bill.  I think you have to be prepared to retain your girlfriendless status forever.

Or maybe, in a few years, if you change your age requirements, you might find a lady friend at the retirement home who finds looking thru your telescope a nice change from bingo.

[spud]

Haha. That stuttering caller in the last hour was priceless. Snoory doesn't even know how to handle a prank call. 

[Morgus]

Haha. That stuttering caller in the last hour was priceless. Snoory doesn't even know how to handle a prank call. 

i kept hoping he would plug georgenoorysucks.com or something... 

[valdez]

Haha. That stuttering caller in the last hour was priceless. Snoory doesn't even know how to handle a prank call. 

i kept hoping he would plug georgenoorysucks.com or something... 

     Craig Shirley on Pearl harbor, then Micheal Murphy on (yawn) chemtrails.  During the news segment George effortlessly slid into a c-crane radio spot.  Truly well done.  Kudos.  Yeah, the "stuttering guy" was too cool.  I have no idea what he was trying to say, but I nominate him for caller of the year just on originality and gusto.  At the bottom of the last hour George, referring to the show, blurted, "it ain't over until I say it is."  Huh?  Where'd that come from?  Whatever, George.  You the boss.

[fysisist]

  At the bottom of the last hour George, referring to the show, blurted, "it ain't over until I say it is."  Huh?  Where'd that come from?  Whatever, George.  You the boss.

Uh Oh.... maybe a little studio discord between Tommy and Georgy??  Maybe Tommy threatening to pull George's plug (wink, wink)?? 

[Morgus]

At the bottom of the last hour George, referring to the show, blurted, "it ain't over until I say it is."  Huh?  Where'd that come from?  Whatever, George.  You the boss.

then why hasn't he gone longer than the regular 4 hours?
he only shortens the show by skipping out early, not longer...
probably tommy wanted him to leave early so he could split too, and noory was responding to him? 

[PB the Deplorable]

... probably tommy wanted him to leave early so he could split too, and noory was responding to him? 

Ding.

Let's see, what are some other possibilities - someone slipped the wrong index card into the stack.. Noory's brain mixed up and kicked out sumpthin' from a recent movie and ballgame.. he was looking at sumpthin' on the internet instead of listening to the guest/caller, responded to it out loud.. Hoo knoawes...

[kf5iwe]

     Craig Shirley on Pearl harbor, then Micheal Murphy on (yawn) chemtrails.  During the news segment George effortlessly slid into a c-crane radio spot.  Truly well done.  Kudos.  Yeah, the "stuttering guy" was too cool.  I have no idea what he was trying to say, but I nominate him for caller of the year just on originality and gusto.  At the bottom of the last hour George, referring to the show, blurted, "it ain't over until I say it is."  Huh?  Where'd that come from?  Whatever, George.  You the boss.

The instant Art returns to the airwaves its over George

[Scully]

     Craig Shirley on Pearl harbor, then Micheal Murphy on (yawn) chemtrails.  During the news segment George effortlessly slid into a c-crane radio spot.  Truly well done.  Kudos.  Yeah, the "stuttering guy" was too cool.  I have no idea what he was trying to say, but I nominate him for caller of the year just on originality and gusto.  At the bottom of the last hour George, referring to the show, blurted, "it ain't over until I say it is."  Huh?  Where'd that come from?  Whatever, George.  You the boss.

Maybe Lisa has been reading CoastGab posts to Georgie again? 

[Morgus]

Noory keeps booking old Hollywood celebrities. Last night in the first hour he had Dick Van Dyke on... 

[Morgus]

Looks like Noory is taking off another Friday next week, John B. Wells is listed on the c2c as the guest host that night.
Wells is also scheduled for this weekend Sunday show too.

[HorrorReporter]

The caravan to midnight.. Slowly taking us out of the Noory era but replacing it with what.... To be determined in another thread

[ezeques]

George Noory is such a genius. Last night he revealed that when he was 14, about 1960, he predicted to his science teacher that there were hundreds of thousands of planets and solar systems and universes and black holes and etc. He needed no evidence because he’s so intuitive and spiritual.

Is there a Nobel Prize awarded for something like this?

[ezeques]

but Noory failed to ask Dr. Kaku the question we have always wondered:
what sucks more?  Noory or a giant black hole? 

Priceless!

[valdez]

Is there a Nobel Prize awarded for something like this?

Noory keeps booking old Hollywood celebrities. Last night in the first hour he had Dick Van Dyke on... 

     And if you're gonna have Dick Van Dyke on, can you give him more that two minutes?  I think the moment George realized he knew nothing about him, and that he wasn't in any twilight zone episodes, he gave him the boot.  Then it was Lyme disease/multiple sclerosis with Tom Grier, followed by Duane Elgin and the "intelligent universe."  The last time Elgin was on George was quite the buffoon.  Tonight he was slightly better, but on a few occasions Elgin asked George to elaborate on his overly broad questions, and I know George just hates explaining himself, because he doesn't have an index card to cover such things.  During the last hour Elgin outright laughed when, after two hours of obviously being awestruck with every mysterious facet of our beloved universe, George wondered, "is there anything you're in awe of?  Something?"   Yeah, he's in awe of you, George.  You mental giant you.

Dick Van Dyke!

[11angeleyes11]

George, "You're gonna make it after all"!  That is a quote from the old Mary Tyler Moore that used to be on TV Land or may still be.  She lives in Minnesota like you used to and Ian still does.  Lots of questions to pull from there. 

The point is, if you are gonna have Dick Van Dyke on you just gotta have Mary Tyler Moore on.  That is just like back in the early days of television.  You could have a debate. Or one hour with Mary and one with Dick.  Then, one hour with both of them.  The final hour would be open lines.   You could get your questions from watching old television shows.  She worked in a television news room, you worked in a television room.  Excited yet?  I am?  Book both of them! 

[valdez]

...if you are gonna have Dick Van Dyke on you just gotta have Mary Tyler Moore on...

     I love it.

[ezeques]

He should have George W. Bush on? They seem like brothers.

[PB the Deplorable]

George, "You're gonna make it after all"!  That is a quote from the old Mary Tyler Moore that used to be on TV Land or may still be.  She lives in Minnesota like you used to and Ian still does.  Lots of questions to pull from there. 

The point is, if you are gonna have Dick Van Dyke on you just gotta have Mary Tyler Moore on.  That is just like back in the early days of television.  You could have a debate. Or one hour with Mary and one with Dick.  Then, one hour with both of them.  The final hour would be open lines.   You could get your questions from watching old television shows.  She worked in a television news room, you worked in a television room.  Excited yet?  I am?  Book both of them!

George:  'Mary.  Tell me.  I get lotsa emails here asking if I'm related to Ted Baxter.  Yoo knew him, whut wuz he like?'

[analog kid]

Dr. Kaku is "one of the best."  For real. Don't forget he has his own radio show.  He gets all sorts of whack calls and questions from George's cousins, too.

The last time I listened to George interview Dr Kaku (about a year ago) was the last straw, excruciating, and pretty much when I gave up on Coast altogether.

Here's DR Kaku's "Exploration" archives.

[spud]

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

one of GNs long lost ancestors? all those burgers must have passed down that touch of Mad Cow that GN has these days.