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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

UFQuack


don't say "Obama"
call him "Mr. President"
proper pansy jorch

George has a system
It's all for the new lissners
No thought or effort

aldousburbank

and how many times
must numbnuts go on and on
sad kid hurt or died

the answer my friend
will be blowing in the wind
want to take a ride?

Wanna take a ride?
Scotch taped name flapping in breeze
Watchers ask "Jorch who?"

aldousburbank

dentist drill to gumbs
scratch chalkboard, taze my balls bro
george's open lines

RedMichael

Pizza Rolls
Hopes rise
Lost opportunity...

Lemmiwinks

Coast to coast lifts ban
Sow their wild Oates Thursday night
Kcus ouy egroeg ouy kcuf

aldousburbank

Quote from: Lemmiwinks on September 07, 2013, 12:24:06 PM
Coast to coast lifts ban
Sow their wild Oates Thursday night
Kcus ouy egroeg ouy kcuf
Most excellent Grasshopper.

maureen

Never has Noory
Ever said sorry.
Bad taste is innate.

aldousburbank

george takes friday off
then art responds on facebook
you're going down bitch

CampsieNP

Noorie is pond-scum
He really pisses me off!
No class, loser boy

aldousburbank

Scams for two hundred
P. T. Barnum with no brains
Who is George Noory?

UFQuack

I hate to have to point this out but...



Noory-san say
become a Coast Subscriber
hear UFO phil

Noory-san say
I enjoy public schpeaking
broadcashting

aldousburbank

somewhere in heaven
aunt toyotacorolla
turns off radio

stevesh

smackdown in sucks thread
bell and noory together
liar exposed

lucid dreaming - cool
tell us about your own dreams
boring, boring stuff

gerald celente
no good money advice yet
the sky is falling

art bell six days hence
finally good radio
late night bore no more

zeebo

Fake try to make friends
People here still think I suck
Must be all haters

UFQuack

burp snort gulp
my sleep number is ninety
I love it

Used to hate the job
Tom was eating his way out
Now Art's coming back

First John David Oates
Then 9/11 truthers
A sad cry for help

UFQuack

show intro
and classic bumper music
ARTifacts

aldousburbank

Sirius XM
it furthers one to subscribe
fifteen bucks, no blame

maureen

Could we start a thread of limericks as well?

aldousburbank

There once was a host
Who sucks and killed Coast to Coast
And George Noory Sucks!

maureen

There once was a bad host named Norry
Who never has researched a story
    Dead babies, verbal faux-pas
    A listener exodus caused.
In all, he was just too damned gory!!

Ipokesmot

Stupid moron George
Gets pizza roll burning mouth
Noodlehead fails again

zeebo

still he is the host
of what's left of coast to coast
now the show is toast

zeebo

Sirius, bright star
A desert voice calls to us
Soon we will listen

aldousburbank

september sixteen
while i'm writing this haiku
michio kaku

Sardondi

Waiting. Frozen time.
Suffering, Noory sucks goobs.
But now, Art's back. Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Art is back
deeply he drinks
George's  milkshake

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