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Quote from: Uncle Duke on January 05, 2021, 06:08:53 PM
He came back, but he never posted again.  I just noticed when I looked him up on the user list, he left his email.  Anyone care to drop him a line?

I recommend JoJo.  They can compare notes on C2C bumpers and aliens.

Quote from: Innerreach on January 05, 2021, 06:03:39 PM
https://chicago.suntimes.com/2020/12/30/22204763/move-inauguration-day-presidential-transition-2020-trump-letters

Yes, but the inauguration is now January 20th. 

Quote from: Innerreach on January 05, 2021, 05:55:05 PM
I don't think we should have any major hammer dropping preconceptions about tomorrow. I think the goalposts have been moved to March. Trump did however, state at the Georgia rally last night that some breaking news would be coming out over the next couple of weeks.

March?  What about March?

Quote from: Juan on January 05, 2021, 05:02:17 PM
Will Mr. sNorway make anything of this?  Dying twice? Tahiti Village friend.

A tribute this Friday.  Dave can play an old Tanya Tahiti Village commercial when he skips out early.  If he’s really torn up, maybe a bumper of Duran Duran’s View to a Kill.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 05, 2021, 12:57:29 PM
Will do. This dude works over at Duke Med -  the big hospital here. Also Miller who posts here and on Ellgab has had the vaccine as well - in case you missed it.

Thank God the legacy of Star Wars will remain safe.

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 05, 2021, 04:12:09 PM
What's your email address?

slickdude@hotkilts.com

Quote from: Morgus on January 05, 2021, 04:02:32 PM
Are you Mike the Millennial, or maybe Cornelius or Thomas from La Jolla? Surely not Bill the AAA...

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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 05, 2021, 03:40:06 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ScxwgOxAg

What’s your prediction for tomorrow in D.C., Doc?

Quote from: albrecht on January 05, 2021, 03:45:20 PM
Don't forget that his 'tv show- that is internet-based' allows him to go to Boulder where he has the "opportunity" to "drive by the Jon-Benet Ramsey house and ponder the crime."

”Hey, look, Doris.  It’s that weird guy with a toupee again.”

Quote from: Ciardelo on January 05, 2021, 03:28:59 PM
On the bright side, we BellGabbers now have MtM posting here. So far all he's had to offer is telling us he's a millennial and we're big meanies.

Ha!  Mtm makes JediMiller look like Clint Eastwood.


https://youtu.be/HKqPDAd2SW4

Quote from: albrecht on January 05, 2021, 02:57:40 PM
...Who gives themselves an anniversary party, and at the weird number of 19th. Usually they are on decades or years, and for some they might be given but a way to celebrate with their friends and family- not just forcing them to call in and state how great you are.

The same kind of guy who has secret doors, subservient women of woo guests, and regular sycophant callers?  Dave never misses an opportunity for having his butt smooched, for minimal effort.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 05, 2021, 12:14:36 PM
That's right he had enough and went over to Ellgab exclusively.  After a bit he disappeared from there too.   

A Navy guy seeking sanctuary with a pack of dingbat Tiger Lilly cat ladies is not a good look.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 05, 2021, 11:56:40 AM
You joke but...what about that gold?  300 million. Seized!  Where the hell is it?  Did a few quick calculations whilst munching on my grilled cheese here. Spot gold is about $1950 an ounce. So that works out to about 4 1/2 tons of gold.  Do they just smelt it down and tuck it away in Fort Knox right off the bat or is it sitting in some sort U-StoreIt joint?

Could some sort of Kelly's Heroes group "liberate" it?

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EnergeticHeavyAmericanavocet-mobile.mp4

I’m in on the gold liberation.  I’m counting on Paladin to bring the Sherman.

Quote from: FXX on January 05, 2021, 11:15:20 AM
Listen im a caller I’m not gonna say who but I’m willing to have a respectful conversation with you if you want if not that’s fine as well.

Sure, Tommee.  We know who you are.  No need to introduce yourself.

Quote from: FXX on January 05, 2021, 07:10:41 AM
I mean don’t say stuff unless you are gonna offer something better.

Hi, Tommee!  Welcome back.  Glad to see you here, talking with yourself. 

Dave Norway just stated he’s hoping for another 19 years on C2C, God willing. 

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on January 05, 2021, 01:03:56 AM

... this sick creepo is Jojo's dreamboat  :

ToeJo is looking forward to sighing to Dave’s next misogynistic bumper.

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on January 05, 2021, 01:22:54 AM
The guest describes the deaths of celebrities Elvis, Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston, all deaths causes by massive drug overdosing. Noory, King of All Simpletons, asks the guest 'Why doesn't anybody say to these people just stop it?' Brilliant, nobody has ever asked/told a drug addict or alcoholic to stop doing drugs or drinking alcohol.

Noory should come out with his brilliant treatment for addiction. George Noory's 'Just Stop It!' a 1-step program with a 90% cure rate for all types of addictions, available from Amazon and everywhere books are sold.

Ha!  That’s the word that comes to mind.  “Simpleton.”  Not only for Snorge, but his cast of regular callers.

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on January 05, 2021, 01:03:56 AM
think Noory had to get to a commercial very quickly after getting the guest to describe the examination of Jonbenet Ramsey's vagina, vaginal wall inflammation, described evidence of fingers entering her vagina in the '7'oclock position'. Noory panting and sweating profusedly.

And he won't let it go - he just broke for another commercial and invited callers to call in with questions for the guest and added 'including Jonbenet Ramsey' - he has said 'the little girl who would be 30 now' half a dozen times.

this sick creepo is Jojo's dreamboat  :

“Oh, my!”

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 04, 2021, 10:05:20 PM
COVID outbreak at California hospital that killed one staffer and infected 43 after it blew virus droplets across ward

"Hi! I'm Vinnie the Virus Tree and have I got a pretty present for you!"

This reads like some kind of sick SNL skit.

“Roberts' husband, Lance O'Brien, was told earlier the former Bond girl and That '70s Show actress had died after being hospitalized and placed on a ventilator. But the hospital called to report that she was still alive Monday, her publicist Mike Pingel told Variety and EW.

Pingel said Roberts remained in the intensive care unit in "dire" condition.

Roberts was hospitalized after she collapsed at home on Dec. 24 after walking her dogs.”

https://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2021/01/04/Tanya-Roberts-alive-but-in-dire-condition-after-reported-death-publicist-says/3861609804506/

Not dead but not good.

Quote from: whoozit on January 04, 2021, 05:36:53 PM
Tanya Roberts, just like Jesus and Falkie, is back from the dead.

WTF.

https://people.com/movies/tanya-roberts-is-alive-despite-husband-and-rep-announcing-death/

Too soon?

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 04, 2021, 02:58:16 PM
Up to a 90% kill rate on Disease X Doc. 90%


https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4e7b2324-2fc3-4bfc-b66e-4d6e00b902fa

Gee, WAN.  Did you run out of Viagra?

Quote from: Dateline on January 04, 2021, 03:16:37 PM
The Norry dedication of the week is:  "To Dream The Impossible Dream"

https://youtu.be/-Mfd4E7kpvc

I’m looking forward to the Dave Norway version.  Hopefully, it will be a heavy metal take.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 04, 2021, 02:57:14 PM
I had actually forgotten about them. Now those memories are back.  Thanks. 

Heh, heh, heh... anytime.     Those voice tracks would have embarrassed Fran Drescher.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 04, 2021, 02:46:49 PM
You’re wasting your time. He’s delusional and probably thinks Trump cooked it up in his basement.

Ha!  It’s just for amusement purposes.

Quote from: Morgus on January 03, 2021, 10:14:23 PM
Tanya Roberts Dead at 65


https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/03/tanya-roberts-dead-dies-sheena-that-70s-show-bond-girl/

I remember her awful Tahiti Village commercials. 

Quote from: Stellar on January 04, 2021, 02:24:36 PM
I wonder how long this covid conspiracy will last so we can stop doing the safety dance.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

Get used to it, serf.  Why would they give up the whip?

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 04, 2021, 01:38:27 PM
Meh.  Covid is soooooooo last year. The cool kids these days are into Disease X

The trial run of Corona Chan has gone even better than expected for suppressing the sheeple.  Time for the real fun.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/04/south-african-coronavirus-variant-more-of-a-problem-than-uk-one.html

“Regius Professor of Medicine at Oxford University John Bell said on Sunday that the variant identified in South Africa was worrying in this regard, however.

“They both have multiple, different mutations in them, so they’re not a single mutation,” he told Times Radio. “And the mutations associated with the South African form are really pretty substantial changes in the structure of the (virus’ spike) protein.”

He said there were questions as to whether the Pfizer/BioNTech and Oxford University/AstraZeneca vaccines would be “disabled” in the presence of such mutations.”

Oh, good.  Now we can live in a lock-downed police state forever.