BellGab.com Archive

Quote from: Izintit? on May 29, 2014, 07:32:03 PM
You`re right, I just like saying "Pol Pot".

Hahaha.  What an evil bastard.  It does sound like some kind of Korean BBQ.

I'd rather err on the side of freedom than tryanny, and that's what somebody like Hitler was all about.  Parody away.

Quote from: wr250 on May 29, 2014, 04:37:59 PM
fixed, cause nothing sucks like jorch.

Sorry, PC crap sucks more than Jorch.  If those fuckers had their way, I couldn't say things like Jorch sucks, even when it's "thuh trooth."  That truly sucks.

Quote from: Mr Bloom on May 29, 2014, 01:57:12 PM
Heil Noory!

That should be "Sieg heil", before Laserjock goes all PC on us.  PC sucks as much as Jorch.

Hey, Jorch.  Is all suckage Jorch Noory or is Jorch Noory all suckage?  Oh, and thanks for turning the first Sunday of the month into Super Suck Sundays.

GNS

Quote from: bateman on May 27, 2014, 04:21:12 PM
An older friend of mine (50) said 3 out of 4 of the last women he's been out to dinner with asked if they could order an extra entree to take home to their kid. There are women who seriously think that's acceptable?

With Noory being such a chick magnet, I can see Jorch asking a lady if they could order an extra meal or two for Tommy.  Probably hard to say no with Tommy setting between the two.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 22, 2014, 01:19:47 PM
...His personal stories typically don't quite ring true, yet manage to make him seem isolated and creepy.  Some of his other stories and brainstorms that just sort of petered away...

George Noory just sucks

I'm somewhat surprised "Jorch Noory sucks' hasn't become a standard societal salutation by now.  Instead of "How are yewwwww?" or "Wazzup" or "Take care!" or "See you soon," everybody should just be saying "Jorch Noory sucks!"  Closing a letter?  It shouldn't be "sincerely," it should be "GNS!," followed by your name.

Jorch Noory sucks!

Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 21, 2014, 03:17:22 PM
[attachimg=1]


In his spare time, George downloads and tries to erase them

Which is really tough for Jorch to find time for, with the grinding demand of his 8 minutes, errr... hours of show prep.

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on May 20, 2014, 05:47:16 PM
I don't for one minute think my ISP hotshot tech assistants Brian and Todd are who they say they are. 

They are all Jess.  Damn Jess.

Quote from: popple on May 20, 2014, 01:54:25 PM
A rare image captured of Jorch actually using his famous eye pad.

[attachimg=1]

You're rolling now with Jorch's latest photo shots.  I thought maybe it was "Duh Fooer" signing for his latest turkey sandwich take-out order.  That, or for his next trip to "the bunker, somewhere deep below the Earth."  Jorch always has to OK the Fokker's final manifest to make sure there's enough weight margin to carry Tommy.  I'm not sure how he's not managed to screw that up, yet.

LOL.  Thanks for the belly-laugh...err, I mean "Tommy-laugh."

 

Quote from: Izintit? on May 20, 2014, 12:04:53 PM
I think you got something there! Adolph Hitler blew his brains out because that peabrain Noory kept mispronouncing "fuhrer",and it happened to be February!

"Duh Fooer in Feb takes tooomeric.  Duh Fooer in Feb takes tooomeric..."  Damn, I know that Walther is around here somewhere.

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 20, 2014, 11:12:24 AM
Wasn't George the last to interview Hitler?

Ah, yes.  Good point, as always, Aldous.  Jorch was one of the last in Adolph's villa in Argentina, or was that Brazil or Indonesia?  Jorch must have picked-up on what a chick-magnet 'ol Adolph was and went for "the look."  Can you blame Adolph for blowing his brains out? 

Quote from: George Drooly on May 20, 2014, 04:22:11 AM

Not a proponent of the "hollow earth" theory, I'm guessing

"Kewaunee Lapseritis?"  Sounds like something Jorch would say to Tommy in a drunken stupor.  This shot looks like a Paper*Boy Eye Pad  cartoon come-to-life.  "Tommy, is that you?"

Quote from: popple on May 20, 2014, 12:51:13 AM
Some ladies dicknotized by Gnoory. THEY DON'T LOVE THEMSELVES.

Looks like Jorch is really going for that trendy "der Fuehrer" look.



Guess that explains his love for parades.

Quote from: narcissist noory on May 19, 2014, 11:01:04 PM
GN tweet- I called for rain and now sprinkles in SD

The level of this guy's narcissism never ceases to amaze me!

Yes, it's only exceeded by his idiocy.

Quote from: albrecht on May 20, 2014, 08:01:36 AM
If the stories are true they are certainly odd. But Paulides has a background in Bigfoot research and his allusions to speaking with Whitley Streiber recently is worrying...

That's where I'm at with Paulides.  Did he know Strieber prior to his 411 books?  Just what exactly is his connection with Strieber?     

Why? Why does it have to be Noory? When will this nightmare of suckage end? Freddie Krueger can't even compare to Jorch's nightmare of beyond mediocrity.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 18, 2014, 12:39:00 AM

Aren't you glad he's not your dentist.

I'm REALLY glad I've never heard "Hello, folks!  I'm your pilot, Jorch Noory, somewhere in the sky..."

I just think of them as whatever Tommy's randomly pulled out of the closet.

I'm listening to Art right now.  Thank you SIT!  Oh, and Jorch Noory sucks.

A trash song by trash.  And would somebody please excute the one responsible for "Because I'm Happy." 

Good 'ol slacker Jorch.  Well it was Friday night so it shouldn't be a surprise Jorch would skip out early for his standing date with Tommy at the nearest IHOP.  Tommy just has to randomly punch in some old hour of open lines and it's off to a tall stack of flapjacks with Jorch.  I'm just glad it's a Noory-free weekend, with Knapp on Sunday.

Quote from: coaster on May 17, 2014, 12:37:40 AM
Noory described his show as a" television internet based show". If its not on television, its not a tv show.

Hahaha, "television internet based show."  Jorch's make-believe TV show.  What a poser.  Piteeeeful.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 16, 2014, 03:31:38 PM
George will be ok as soon as Tommy tells him Sears isn't the only store that sells adult diapers and mustache cleanser

It only took Jorch most of a show to figure out a tuning fork.  I want to hear Jorch try to figure out a Craftsman screwdriver.

Quote from: Abby Normal on May 16, 2014, 04:57:49 PM
"...they use that to now make us wireless prisoners with microchips in our intestines reporting back through the wireless internet. I mean, this is the technocratic takeover, George."

I guess that explains my constipation.

Quote from: Izintit? on May 16, 2014, 12:46:47 PM
The debunked subject you`re referring to was probably the much talked about,much ridiculed pictures of the girl and the pixies from decades ago.Rhodes might not have internet to know that it`s an admitted fake.George had to call b.s. on that one for his...ahem...credibility.George has a tacit agreemnent with his guests: You can appear on Coast and peddle whatever wild crap you can conceive but don`t expect me to work(talk alot pulling the wild crap out of you) .Indeed, the only time George gets miffed is when the guest gives too many short answers.A segment or two of that and George will axe the guest and call that ol reliable blowhard Nigel Fanthorpe.

Yes, making Jorch work too hard or, for that matter, making him work at all is a guaranteed "Springheel Jack" recap. No doubt worse than mocking or making fun of Jorch.  Jorch isn't usually bright enough to recognise such an occurrence.  As far as Jorch screwing-up his closing, Tommy must have given him the old 3x5 with Wells on it. Maybe Tommy scratched out Art or Jorch just screwed-up reading it.   Jorch would be thanking Daffy Duck every night if Tommy wanted to mess with Jorch.  Messing with Jorch has to be more fun than messing with Sasquatch.

Quote from: paladin1991 on May 16, 2014, 10:25:42 AM
I kinda figure this is what Spicoli of 'Fast Times' would sound like if he hadn't blown all his reward money on a concert and actually spent 12 1/2 years at the local community college learning radio and stuff.

Hahaha, yes.  "Spicoli" Jorch should order a salami pizza with extra turkey and toooooomeric and have it delivered during the show.  Maybe it would shut him up as he scarfs it down.  That is unless "Mr. Hand" Tommy confiscates the delivery.

Quote from: Izintit? on May 16, 2014, 07:14:55 AM
I missed the whale whisperer maybe someone here can tell me if she ever got to "chat" with the killer whales at SeaWorld or does she just whisper to free range whales? On a side note-Clyde Lewis should have guests every night.His show is much better and he`s a good interviewer.

I agree about Clyde.  He can be really good when he has a guest and isn't off by himself on some rant or oddball meme.  His shows the past couple of nights have been entertaining, in a good way, unlike The Nooron's show which are only entertaining if you enjoy listening to the radio version of a train wreck.  I'm amazed Jorch made it through college.  Hell, I'm amazed Jorch made it through elementary school.  He must have taken every basket weaving and needle point course Detroit offered.

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 14, 2014, 10:48:45 PM
Dis Funny

Dis true