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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Jojo

Quote from: Jackstar on April 09, 2019, 01:29:30 AM
Everyone knows this. The fact that the controlled opposition water filter merchant is splattered all over the news looking like an idiot is hardly the conclusive proof that you seem to imply that it is.
I don't think he looks like an idiot.  He did a very good job in the deposition, too.  Jackstar, do you really think Alex is controlled?  C'mon.  He's faced arrest in the pursuit of justice/news something like 48 times.  Even his wife is tired of it.  I think Alex runs Alex, not some hidden force.

Jackstar

Quote from: 14 on April 10, 2019, 07:09:38 PM
Adam Lanza died.

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It's like a fuckin' Christmas miracle!!

Jackstar

Quote from: 14 on April 10, 2019, 07:49:52 PM
Jackstar, do you really think Alex is controlled?

Every man has a master.

Meanwhile, have you ever noticed that there is no page on Wikipedia titled "Controlled Opposition"? Granted, there isn't one for "Lit City", either...

Jojo

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on April 09, 2019, 03:47:55 PM
Glad to see this thread is back again. I recently received an e-mail from C2C guest Michael Brein. I e-mailed him once, but since he never wrote me back I couldn't recall who he was. I replied to his e-mail because I was curious why he waited so long to contact me. I also said: "George Noory has got to be the worst interviewer I have ever heard. He can't even speak properly, he is woefully ignorant, and it is obvious he doesn't read the books of the authors he interviews." I should have added that he repeats his meager supply of stories so often I can repeat them word for word (and most of these stories come from callers because George has lived such a sheltered life he doesn't have any good stories of his own). Brein wrote me back that C2C has not been any good since Bell left. If George is still reading this thread, Brein will probably be 86ed now. Years ago I wrote to another guest (can't remember her name but she wrote a book about talking to the dead in her sleep) and this woman flat out told me the show was bad but she needed to be a guest to sell her book. I would guess that most authors realize that George sucks as an interviewer, but they must talk to him to sell more books.

I had a little trouble finding this thread again. For years I was logging on here from many different library computers. To find the site quickly I always googled: George Noory sucks, and this thread would always come up as the first link. For years I googled: "George Noory sucks" several times a week, at many different computers, and always auto-complete's first choice was "George Noory sucks" as soon as I typed "George Noory". Then suddenly one day "George Noory sucks" had vanished overnight. Now if one types "George Noory sucks " slowly, even at the last k, autocomplete does not finish the word "sucks". Google algorithms don't just change like that overnight without someone deliberately changing them. I can't believe that folks have just stopped typing that phrase into Google. In the past C2C has hired trolls to lurk on this thread because Noory's ego is so brittle. Their job was (is?) to push the conversation towards politics or some other hot topic, when the remarks here moved past common insults, and into territory that actually threatens Noory's well-crafted image (such as that fact that he was married for a second time when he was passing himself off as single). I would not put it past the producers to pay Google to get rid of "George Noory sucks" from autocomplete.

One more thing that I'm sure you folks have already commented on: For years George has insisted that, although he was raised Catholic, he now does not have a religion. He boasts that he is: "spiritual, not religious", a phrase that falls on my ears like fingernails on a blackboard. Several weeks ago, a Christian guest had the audacity to say that maybe some time in the future George will get saved. Quick as a flash, George protested in a very irritated voice, that he was saved because he was Catholic. I was trying to parse why the statement from the guest would push his buttons. Reading Jorch is like reading an open book, and it was plain that he was irked. Was it because deep-down he is worried, or was it because he doesn't want his dim-bulb fans to think that "Lightworker George" will not make it to Heaven?
The phrase "George Noory Sucks" is not auto-completed anymore lately probably because this forum was taken down 7/4/2018 for many months.  Even this thread took a huge nose-dive.  People also go to Ellgab.com, which arose when this forum was down.

I think when George Noory says he is spiritual, not religious, I think that means he does not belong to an organized religion or go to church.  I actually think I heard him say one time in the last couple years that he is a Christian.  Actually, I heard it on two occasions.  He actually could be using the word catholic with a small "c".  Next time he claims to be Catholic, someone should ask him if it is with a small "c" or a large "C".  There is a big difference.  Most people don't like someone trying to save them, so he may have just grabbed the first verbal defense that came to his mind.

He has an Aquarius moon, so his emotions, his outward beliefs, and his dealings with people go along Libertarian lines.  However, in home court, Aquarius moons can actually be inflexible about what they will or will not tolerate.

ItsOver

Quote from: Jackstar on April 10, 2019, 07:55:46 PM
Every man has a master.

Meanwhile, have you ever noticed that there is no page on Wikipedia titled "Controlled Opposition"? Granted, there isn't one for "Lit City", either...
No Wiki for Lit City?  Travesty!

Jojo

Quote from: Jackstar on April 10, 2019, 07:55:46 PM
Every man has a master.

Meanwhile, have you ever noticed that there is no page on Wikipedia titled "Controlled Opposition"? Granted, there isn't one for "Lit City", either...
We are Wikipedia.  You could start the page.  You could try starting a Jackstar page, too.  I'll always be grateful for my writing flaws that you pointed out when I was not in the room.  I read your inadvertent feedback by happenstance later and you were right on.  A real eye opener.  Like, I don't always have time to care about spelling or grammar if it is inconsequential.  But pronouns and verb tenses HAVE to match.  You did me a real favor by pointing out my mismatches.  So, when you do your Wikipedia page, don't forget to put in "Best Editor Ever".    :)

As far as every person having a master, what about the master?  Besides, Alex is self employed and incorporated or whatever.  So, he is his own boss in a lot of ways.  Sure, he has to pay taxes and get licenses, but I don't think he works to serve anyone other than his own corporation.  No master would ask his servant to be arrested 48 times in the name of truth-digging.  Truth seekers don't work like that.  They wouldn't command that. Naptime.

albrecht

Quote from: 14 on April 10, 2019, 06:56:04 PM
Albrecht, I googled that and technically he is (surprisingly) correct.  Evidently, "egging on" originates from "edging on" and is still valid.  However, being correct is not always best.

For example, according to Miss Manners a while back, it is technically correct not to include the recipient's name inside a greeting card.  In other words, she wants people to write, "Happy Birthday," not, "Dear George, Happy Birthday".  In this case, being correct could kind of hurt a person's feelings who was raised with "Dear George, Happy Birthday" on their greeting cards growing up.  So, I usually include the name so the person doesn't think the card is cold or re-giftable!

Likewise, George could consider being understood as more righteous than being right.  On the occasions when he is right.
From "egge." Interesting. So Norry is correct? But also lends to my suspicions that English was the Second Language in the house. Using old books or speech to get the language but obviously foreign or archaic sounding to a native. Like using some schoolboy Castilian Spanish in Mexico. Where language has evolved (or devolved depending on view.) Or using Shakespearean English in modern England or here. Correct, maybe, but odd sounding to people. Not getting idioms right, forms of speech odd, archaic words, etc.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: ItsOver on April 10, 2019, 10:22:52 AM
Ha! I was thinking the same thing.  ;D

I'd love to see a parody skit with Mumy as Will and Jorch as a really imbecilic Doc Smith.  Malaprops, screwed-up lines and stupidity to the max!



Oh yes, my dear boy! Jorch would make an excellent Dr. Smith...albeit a Dr. Smith with a much more limted vocabulary and grasp of the English language. ;)

Quote from: ItsOver on April 10, 2019, 08:07:30 AM
Damn.  To think I missed Jorch asking Fanthorpe for his thousandth recital of Spring-heeled Jack on C2C.



It was brutal. Because of George of course. I love Lionel Fanthorpe, he is indeed a great storyteller with a golden throat - the man should have been a voice over actor on this side of the Atlantic. George gets an hour with him and rather than taking the opportunity  'You're an incredible story teller my friend. Let's hear some stories the Coast audience has never heard you tell before.' George IS 'Lenny' from Mice and Men 'Tell me about the rabbits again Lionel' so we got an hour that Tommy could have pulled out the archives. This is the same for every recurring guest George has on, that's how limited and lazy both George and Tommy are. It's pathetic.

The highlight was George going on and on about Lionel and his classic telling of Twas the Night Before Christmas and it's an annual tradition that George plays it on Christmas Eve. Lionel apparently didn't know this and was flattered. George of course with no other ideas of how to conduct the interview asks Lionel to do some of Twas the Night Before Christmas. Lionel was like 'WTF' but wanted to please his idiotic host so he did the first verse and laughed that's all he could remember. So the interview continued and 15 minutes later George has what to him is a brilliant idea 'Let's listen to your Twas the Night Before Christmas and you can comment over it' So 4 months after Christmas there we were in the middle of the night listening to a very long recital of Twas the Night Before Christmas. Bizarro world.

Jackstar

Quote from: 14 on April 10, 2019, 08:03:22 PM
You could start the page.

It's been created and deleted several times over the years. I have other boulders to roll up other hills.


Quote from: 14 on April 10, 2019, 08:03:22 PM
You did me a real favor by pointing out my mismatches.

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Quote from: 14 on April 10, 2019, 08:03:22 PM
No master would ask his servant to be arrested 48 times in the name of truth-digging.  Truth seekers don't work like that.

Your implicit supposition that Alex Jones is "seeking truth" doesn't really hold up to even the most casual of scrutiny.

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: albrecht on April 10, 2019, 08:19:02 PM
From "egge." Interesting. So Norry is correct? But also lends to my suspicions that English was the Second Language in the house. Using old books or speech to get the language but obviously foreign or archaic sounding to a native. Like using some schoolboy Castilian Spanish in Mexico. Where language has evolved (or devolved depending on view.) Or using Shakespearean English in modern England or here. Correct, maybe, but odd sounding to people. Not getting idioms right, forms of speech odd, archaic words, etc.

Having also drawn attention to Joorch's use of this phrase, I must acknowledge that it's odd that 'egg' derives from the same word as 'edge'. However, given that my own googling on this shows 'to egg' in use in the 13th century and 'to egg on' seen in the late 1500s, and adding to that the fact that in more than six decades in the English speaking world - and most of it, indeed in England - and being an avid reader and watcher of movies, documentaries and news, I have never come across any use of the phrase 'to edge on', I stick by my first impression. Namely that George Noory Sucks.

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on April 10, 2019, 02:40:18 AM


'Sooo Lionel what's new in THE British Columbia? uh I mean the British AREA.'

lol wow, obviously the term he needed was either 'Great Britain' or 'England' or 'United Kingdom'. It's either complete disinterest in the show/guest or dementia.

Fuck!  British Columbia! The British Area?????  Wtf? It's an increasingly familiar syndrome that he attempts to correct himself, comes up with nonsense and carries on as though nothing happened. The Mr Magoo of the English language.
I'm increasingly inclined to the dementia notion.

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 10, 2019, 11:21:00 PM
Fuck!  British Columbia! The British Area?????  Wtf? It's an increasingly familiar syndrome that he attempts to correct himself, comes up with nonsense and carries on as though nothing happened. The Mr Magoo of the English language.
I'm increasingly inclined to the dementia notion.

It was pretty disturbing. I think George sucks but I surely don't wish dementia on him. There are a ton of people speculating that Trump is in the early stages of dementia for exactly the same kind of verbal faux pas. Trump the other day intended to say 'origin' but said 'orange', he recognized it was wrong but a second later struggled again with the same word.

George immediately recognized 'British Columbia' was wrong. But even then when he tried to correct himself he couldn't pull out 'British Isles', he got 'British' right and then was at a loss for the right word and came out with 'area',  the 'British area'.


NoMoreNoory

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on April 10, 2019, 11:39:19 PM
It was pretty disturbing. I think George sucks but I surely don't wish dementia on him. There are a ton of people speculating that Trump is in the early stages of dementia for exactly the same kind of verbal faux pas. Trump the other day intended to say 'origin' but said 'orange', he recognized it was wrong but a second later struggled again with the same word.

George immediately recognized 'British Columbia' was wrong. But even then when he tried to correct himself he couldn't pull out 'British Isles', he got 'British' right and then was at a loss for the right word and came out with 'area',  the 'British area'.

He recently got in a muddle trying to say 'portray', stumbled around a bit and came up with 'protray', which isn't a word at all, and carried on as though nothing had happened. To be fair, he's being doing this for years.
Trump has recently been talking about his father being born in Germany when everyone knows he was born in NY. But then again, years ago he claimed he was born in Sweden, so who know what's going on there?

yeah that's in George's favor, he's been a mush mouth for years so it's not like having a family member who's always been sharp suddenly not being able to find the right words.

and I think he barely pays attention to guests, he's not interested really in what they have to say because it might force him to actually have to think.

he was definitely thinking of 'The British Isles' because he used the article 'The' with 'British' - I think he did a live show in Vancouver British Columbia not long ago so that's where that came from. Recognizing the mistake when he couldn't instantly find 'Isles' he lazily used 'Area' as if to say 'you know what I mean, that whole area where the British people live'. Somebody on here was discussing George's last ghost written thriller novel and either posted a photo of a page/paragraph or copy and pasted - the author/narrator was describing a crime scene and referred to a group of people doing their important work as 'the coroner people' LOL That's how a 10 year old or an adult with the sophistication of a 10 year old would describe/write. Rather than do a little research and find out 'the coroner people' are forensic technicians and I'm sure other specialists I'm not aware of - that's just simple intellectual laziness and why George sounds so dumb, he knows very little about any subject.

Jojo

Quote from: albrecht on April 10, 2019, 08:19:02 PM
From "egge." Interesting. So Norry is correct? But also lends to my suspicions that English was the Second Language in the house. Using old books or speech to get the language but obviously foreign or archaic sounding to a native. Like using some schoolboy Castilian Spanish in Mexico. Where language has evolved (or devolved depending on view.) Or using Shakespearean English in modern England or here. Correct, maybe, but odd sounding to people. Not getting idioms right, forms of speech odd, archaic words, etc.
Definitely possible.  Doesn't help that his natal chart has fast-moving, communicative Mercury in slow plodding Taurus.

Jojo

Quote from: Jackstar on April 10, 2019, 10:15:36 PM
It's been created and deleted several times over the years. I have other boulders to roll up other hills.


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Your implicit supposition that Alex Jones is "seeking truth" doesn't really hold up to even the most casual of scrutiny.
Yes, some help.  Well, sometime maybe the Wiki page will stick.  I guess we see Alex differently.


NoMoreNoory

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on April 11, 2019, 12:44:49 AM
Somebody on here was discussing George's last ghost written thriller novel and either posted a photo of a page/paragraph or copy and pasted - the author/narrator was describing a crime scene and referred to a group of people doing their important work as 'the coroner people' LOL That's how a 10 year old or an adult with the sophistication of a 10 year old would describe/write. Rather than do a little research and find out 'the coroner people' are forensic technicians and I'm sure other specialists I'm not aware of - that's just simple intellectual laziness and why George sounds so dumb, he knows very little about any subject.

That would be I! I posted a lot from that shit show with unapologetic and malicious glee, and actually to demonstrate that I didn't think it was ghost-written. My argument being that no self-respecting ghost-writer would allow crap like 'the coroner people' to pass. It all sounded like the authentic voice of our Georgie to me. And anyone with a TV set, or who ever discussed TV with anyone in the last decade or two can not fail to be aware of CSI. As you say: lazy. I concluded he dictated the thing to his phone at stop lights on his way home with a turkee sammidge and had it typed up verbatim later. I cited Truman Capote's acid dismissal of Jack Kerouac: 'That's not writing, it's just typing'. Perversely, I'm hoping he has a sequel in the works!

ItsOver

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on April 10, 2019, 10:02:02 PM
It was brutal....

The highlight was George going on and on about Lionel and his classic telling of Twas the Night Before Christmas and it's an annual tradition that George plays it on Christmas Eve. Lionel apparently didn't know this and was flattered. George of course with no other ideas of how to conduct the interview asks Lionel to do some of Twas the Night Before Christmas. Lionel was like 'WTF' but wanted to please his idiotic host so he did the first verse and laughed that's all he could remember. So the interview continued and 15 minutes later George has what to him is a brilliant idea 'Let's listen to your Twas the Night Before Christmas and you can comment over it' So 4 months after Christmas there we were in the middle of the night listening to a very long recital of Twas the Night Before Christmas. Bizarro world.
Ha, ha, ha!  The Bizarro world of Jorch Noory.


Quote from: Dateline on April 09, 2019, 07:22:04 PM
Yes, that married but passing himself off as single was about in 2014-2016. 
That was mandated by Premier. Like how the Beetles and Rolling Stones had to pretend they were single for album sales even though they secretly had wives. Why disappoint thousands of George's female fans? It's bad for business


ACE of CLUBS

Quote from: 14 on April 11, 2019, 01:09:47 AM
Definitely possible.  Doesn't help that his natal chart has fast-moving, communicative Mercury in slow plodding Taurus.

The planets in alignment are that important ?
Hard to connect the dots with your theories . . . .

Jackstar

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on April 11, 2019, 08:47:45 AM
planets in alignment are that important [...] . . . .

Nothing is as important as getting the ellipsis right, maggot.

ACE of CLUBS

Quote from: Jackstar on April 11, 2019, 12:14:19 PM
Nothing is as important as getting the ellipsis right, maggot.

They were the dots that need connection . . . . . obviously lost on you.

Jackstar

Literally the last fourteen of your posts here on this very site contain malformed ellipses--and that's just when I stopped counting. Eat shit and die, scumbag.

ItsOver

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on April 11, 2019, 08:45:02 AM
That was mandated by Premier. Like how the Beetles and Rolling Stones had to pretend they were single for album sales even though they secretly had wives. Why disappoint thousands of George's female fans? It's bad for business

Jorch, da man, or I should say "The Duh Man."


ACE of CLUBS

Quote from: Jackstar on April 11, 2019, 02:40:35 PM
Literally the last fourteen of your posts here on this very site contain malformed ellipses--and that's just when I stopped counting. Eat shit and die, scumbag.

Your concern for punctuation is very touching and sad . . . . . .
Hoping you'll find something more important to do.
Thank you anyway . . . . .


Jojo

Quote from: Dateline on April 09, 2019, 07:22:04 PM
Yes, that married but passing himself off as single was about in 2014-2016.   I think someone I know of saw him in Vegas with his wife, and guests have commented on it too, but he stops it.
The thing is, what indicated wifeliness?  If she was wearing blue, it was probably Cheryl Jones.   The fact that they have matched the color of their outfits kind of rules out marriage to me.  More like homecoming night than marriage, matching outfits.  Too bad the observer didn't give the date or time, or any description.  Because we know most of his schedule and if the date did not make sense, considering events, on-air time, and Beyond Belief, then we'd know it was a case of mistaken identity.  But if the date and time made sense, considering he can "broadcast from anywhere", then that would lend credibility to the sighting,.
   

Jojo

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on April 11, 2019, 08:47:45 AM
The planets in alignment are that important ?
Hard to connect the dots with your theories . . . .
So you don't believe in astrology.  But you sure believe in dots . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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