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Started by onan, May 22, 2011, 02:41:35 AM

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: bluth co. on May 12, 2012, 01:36:01 PM
Once walked in on two homeless guys doing it in a public restroom, I walked out, awkwardly. What's more annoying is that i went in search of another public restroom right after, and the next one i found was also unusable, as the walls where covered in feces.

          That's the problem with public restrooms...the public.

ziznak

Mr. Coyle It seems we have a lot in common... not the weight thing so much for me but the timeline of out of control substance consumption definitely lines up.

Mr. B the barber thing's ok man that's what them dude's are paid to do... getting old sux man don't let it get to ya.  The gas and booger thing is just life man that happens to everybody.  Have you tried crop-dusting?? If you really need to let that gas loose just walk around cubicle land dropping lil bits of methane lovliness here and there... hope that helps.

bluth dude!!! totally gross man cmon!!!

funny stuff yall

bluth co.

Yeah If any of you know where Nathan Phillips square is, it was the public restrooms there. I gave up and just pissed in a scenic bush. (don't tell the authorities  :-X)

The General

Quote from: bluth co. on May 12, 2012, 01:36:01 PM
Once walked in on two homeless guys doing it in a public restroom, I walked out, awkwardly. What's more annoying is that i went in search of another public restroom right after, and the next one i found was also unusable, as the walls where covered in feces.

you must live in my neighborhood!  howdy neighbor!

Quote from: bluth co. on May 12, 2012, 03:04:11 PM
I gave up and just pissed in a scenic bush. (don't tell the authorities  :-X)

Ah, that reminds me of one of the things that annoys me:  Mothers who teach their 4-year-old boys that it is okay to pee in the bushes when preschool is out.  They don't quite understand that one is supposed to be discreet.  Thus my daughter is always asking me, "Mom, can I get a penis!?"  Then follows a demonstration with sound effects and hand gestures of just how far she could make her pee go if she only had a penis.

bluth co.

Quote from: DangerousBlossom on May 13, 2012, 01:20:52 AM
"Mom, can I get a penis!?"  Then follows a demonstration with sound effects and hand gestures of just how far she could make her pee go if she only had a penis.
Must be an awkward conversation for you o.o

ziznak

Quote from: DangerousBlossom on May 13, 2012, 01:20:52 AM
Ah, that reminds me of one of the things that annoys me:  Mothers who teach their 4-year-old boys that it is okay to pee in the bushes when preschool is out.  They don't quite understand that one is supposed to be discreet.  Thus my daughter is always asking me, "Mom, can I get a penis!?"  Then follows a demonstration with sound effects and hand gestures of just how far she could make her pee go if she only had a penis.
Tell her that "As long as you have a vagina you can get as many penises as you want."

ziznak

Computers annoy me.  Especially when I get home to find the motherboard on my main machine hosed.  What's even more annoying is digging through my pile of cannibalized laptops for parts to build a new one.  I think this hard drive has gone through 3 host machines by now.  So glad Win7 isn't a bitch when it comes to swapping hard drives.

McPhallus

At least you have the knowledge and resources to be able to fix it yourself. I sometimes wonder how the average person survives a minor computer glitch, let alone hardware failure.

Quote from: ziznak on May 23, 2012, 07:16:37 AM
Computers annoy me.  Especially when I get home to find the motherboard on my main machine hosed.  What's even more annoying is digging through my pile of cannibalized laptops for parts to build a new one.  I think this hard drive has gone through 3 host machines by now.  So glad Win7 isn't a bitch when it comes to swapping hard drives.

ziznak

True true... I am thankful.  Unfortunately I've had a lot of experience with the non-technical types... I've served many years in the support trenches and I've seen it all.  My favorite was the client that couldn't get the cursor to stop blinking

Quote from: ziznak on May 23, 2012, 07:16:37 AM
Computers annoy me.  Especially when I get home to find the motherboard on my main machine hosed.  What's even more annoying is digging through my pile of cannibalized laptops for parts to build a new one.  I think this hard drive has gone through 3 host machines by now.  So glad Win7 isn't a bitch when it comes to swapping hard drives.

sounds like that leaking bucket's gonna be more hole than bucket before long.  8)

Quote from: ziznak on May 23, 2012, 07:16:37 AM
Computers annoy me.  Especially when I get home to find the motherboard on my main machine hosed.  What's even more annoying is digging through my pile of cannibalized laptops for parts to build a new one.  I think this hard drive has gone through 3 host machines by now.  So glad Win7 isn't a bitch when it comes to swapping hard drives.


I hereby christen your hard drive The Flying Dutchman - Hoser of Hosts.


Quote from: ziznak on May 23, 2012, 06:18:59 PM
True true... I am thankful.  Unfortunately I've had a lot of experience with the non-technical types... I've served many years in the support trenches and I've seen it all.  My favorite was the client that couldn't get the cursor to stop blinking

My own favorite is shown below.  This is not some picture I grabbed off the internet.  I took this photo myself on May 6, 2010 when responding "in the flesh" to an "emergency tech call" in which complete computer failure was reported.

While I appreciate that we all have our own blind spots, this example screamed for documentation and eternal preservation.

ziznak

LOL... thats awesome! I used to love walking into calls like that just to plug something in correctly and leave.  I hope you explained how surge protectors and electricity in general operate to this unfortunate individual. 

and I don't blame this hard drive at all.  (I have my backups just in case)

b_dubb

truly excellent example of far someone get their head up their ass. an asshat of previously unimagined asshat-ness

Zircon

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on December 29, 2011, 09:52:04 PM

I'm sooooo sick and tired of being directed to the Facebook profiles of unknown bikini-clad girls who have 50 "tease" pictures of themselves with their "come hither" poses ... (and then later) ... You're hot.  Okay!!!!  We fucking get it.  Pathetically, your entire identity in life is your body and the fact that men want to fuck it.  That's awesome.  Call me up in 20 years so I can see how that's worked out for you.
How can anyone disagree with your comments here?

Our society is so incredibly fucked you can't do much more than laugh out loud at it. While we hide crotch shots, camel toe etc. in all kinds of advertising, we peddle "Don't you want to fuck me hard!" by the bucket full. We talk about ourselves being moral society yet treat sex like forbidden hidden candy.

While I think there is too much promiscuity and births out of wedlock, people have been fucking or trying to figure out how to get fucked ever since the penis and vagina evolved.

I actually feel sorry for these young girls who flaunt their goods as they're bored and are thinking like the boys now. So much for woman's liberation from male dominance. And look at how many school teachers, good looking ones at that, are seeking out these 14-15 year old teenage boys. Do you think they'll keep quiet if they get a piece of ass? What the fuck do you think? Stupid women. Good grief babe, if you're good looking then go to a bar and meet someone there as any woman can get laid whenever she damn well wants to get laid. And they don't have to be "bikini" girls either.

Facebook is a fucking joke. I hope the stock goes to $5 per share and all of those bastards lose everything. I'll sit back with an umbrella or under an awning perhaps as they jump off the roofs around the country. "He splattered real nice - yep he sure did!"

Piss on online porn. Sex without feelings for one another is nothing.

Grimace

Quote from: Frys Girl on May 07, 2012, 09:00:21 PM
Fat people! Lose some weight. Just do it!

I cannot help being obnoxiously plump and purple. A skinny Grimace? C'mon man!

ziznak

Quote from: Zircon on May 27, 2012, 10:01:59 AM

Piss on online porn. Sex without feelings for one another is nothing.
awww cmon man you can't honestly say that there wasn't a time in your life where you followed yer penis around like a divining rod?... I'm glad I snapped out of it eventually but it took a few pregnancy scares... I would be totally into a girl and then she'd be late like a day and at that instant she would (in my mind) become a threat that had to be eliminated... I'm much more mature now... kinda

Zircon

Quote from: ziznak on May 27, 2012, 10:30:53 AM
awww cmon man you can't honestly say that there wasn't a time in your life where you followed yer penis around like a divining rod?... I'm glad I snapped out of it eventually but it took a few pregnancy scares... I would be totally into a girl and then she'd be late like a day and at that instant she would (in my mind) become a threat that had to be eliminated... I'm much more mature now... kinda
In my young days, apparently before fucking was just an "ordinary" thing to do when dating, having sexual relations was something that took quite a while and usually meant much more than just basically jerking off with a partner of the opposite sex helping out.

Yes, I was so fucking horny I couldn't see straight. Those days when I got a real beaver shot including some camel toe were days I'll never forget. I even recall, on two occasions, girls rocking their leg from their knee and then moaning as they stopped. Saw other girls looking at one another in that "can you believe so and so just ..."

I got laid often when I was finally out of the house. Mostly when I was in the military. Served during the Vietnam war so finding a girl who wanted to have anything to do with a "baby killer" was kinda hard to come by. I did  find a couple but it was understood we weren't going to evolve it into something more permanent. Knowing a woman's basal temperature (when she is ovulating and most willing to have sex) is important if you don't use protection. Not to say they don't want it when not ovulating but they can't help but drop hints when ovulating.

Harmness

Socks that don't stay up.

Frys Girl

Quote from: Harmness on May 29, 2012, 05:46:17 PM
Socks that don't stay up.
Add to that: socks that are too low! When you go running, they fill up with particles. Yuck.

MV/Liberace!

i'm tired of fat, impotent men on loud motorcycles.


fags.



McPhallus

Quote from: MV on May 29, 2012, 06:45:34 PM
i'm tired of fat, impotent men on loud motorcycles.


fags.



Few things are more irritating than harlies.  Especially when there's a whole group of them sharing a lane.

Juan

Quote from: McPhallus on May 29, 2012, 07:04:37 PM

Few things are more irritating than harlies.  Especially when there's a whole group of them sharing a lane.

And driving 10mph below the speed limit when everyone wants to go 20mph above it.

preston

Quote from: MV on May 29, 2012, 06:45:34 PM
i'm tired of fat, impotent men on loud motorcycles.


fags.



Good thing I'm not fat or impotent.:D

Eddie Coyle

 
        Opie/Richie Cunningham and his latest whoring for Canon. Everything he touches stinks. The guy could make movies about Aleister Crowley, Jomo Kenyatta,Niccolo Paganini and Sun Yat Sen, and they'd still be the same unimaginative, whitebread mainstream vomit this turd emits year after year. I hate his parents for having him. Another reason why I haven't entered a movie theater since Wednesday afternoon, Nov 22, 1995.

onan

high on my annoyance list:
1. clueless management
2. cyclists on busy roads.
3. groups begging for money outside businesses
4. individuals begging for money outside businesses
5. telemarketers
6. tele-researchers
7. people born on third base that think they hit a home run

aldousburbank

I am annoyed at the past few months with no posts from Onan.  Welcome back amigo!


stevesh

Quote from: onan on May 30, 2012, 07:18:09 AM
4. individuals begging for money outside businesses


On of my pet peeves, even if it's Girl Scouts or if it's the Salvation Army at Christmas.

Also can't stand people who constantly parrot stuff that isn't true (Noory, I'm looking right at you):

- Humans only use 10% of our brains.

- Doctors have weighed patients just before and just after death and there was a measurable weight loss (total bullshit).

- Driving is a privilege, not a right.

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